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Castaway
1 appearance
Sony Gold-winning writer and broadcaster known for numerous radio and TV shows and for writing scripts for famous comedians.
On the island
Eight records
The keepsakes
The book
In conversation
Presenter asks
3:24Was it difficult for you to get your eight [discs]?
Oh, it is impossible. It's like naming children or, you know, or performing surgery, I suspect. You say the NME, but it wasn't the first job I was at 14 in a record shop. And so I was 14 and left school when the last year you could leave at 14 and went to a record shop, which I didn't know, but happened to be the hippist shop in the West End, long before there were mega stores and all of this. And so music is, and obviously, growing up in the family, it was everywhere. Doing this was hard. That's why I've gone on a strategy here that I hope, I hope, will diffuse and make the journey easier.
Presenter asks
10:55What was your dad like?
Worse than me. My old man was. Or better than you, depending on you. Yeah, no, no, I think worse than me is a way of putting it. And I don't mean that in the sense of annoyance, hopefully. The old man was larger than me, put it that way. My old man was a huge personality. But my old man didn't care for the niceties of life or even show business. He didn't refine his personality to make it a career. My old man used it at home and all that, but he was a brawler as well. And I've never had that. He was a big union leader. And he had the volatile side of him. He was a docker, yeah.
Presenter asks
14:27Tell me about the woman that was known as Ma Baker.
My nan Baker was my main images, listening to Brian Hayeshot. My nan would sit there and swear at the radio all day. In her life, she worked everything from a docker during the First World War. She owned pubs, she ran shops, she did anything. And she was not a sweet old lady. She was the kind of old lady who would stand out in the street at closing time and sing. And was she she was your dad's mother, wasn't it? Yeah. And she was a big matriarch. And the only time you ever saw my dad and his brothers cowled was in her presence. When she died, they named the bar across the road Marl Baker's. It still is on the Isle of Dogs. It's Marl Baker Snug, I think. Yes, it is. That's it. She was very tough. My parents were terrific people, extremely confident people. But my mum was as sweet as my dad was bumptious. But they remained together nearly 60 years. And she knew the lyrics to every single verse of a song. You know, she's got dementia these days, but even now, a song will come on. And she still can know the verse and every single word. And she'll say, Oh, I can't remember what I did ten minutes ago, but I can remember this. My mum was by comparison quiet, but you know, I've got to say that the Woolwich Ferry would be by comparison quiet to our family.
S.J. Perelman
The luxury
To myself, I said, I'll take these blue suede shoes. I love footwear. And these shoes I will wear into the ground. I treat these like everything else in my life. I like them, and I wear them every single day until they fall to bits. And then I'll buy another pair of Outre shoes. I'll take my blue suede shoes. There's a lot in that, both in the phrase and in the comfort of them.
Presenter asks
27:46You have been tarred with the laddish brush. What do you say to that?
Three at the time, very well-known working-class fellas in a pub, is a bender. And not only that, and then it became a 24-hour, and then a 48-hour. Did you never do that then? We certainly went into pubs for a couple of hours. And Paul Gazzard couldn't, Paul can't drink, he never could drink. And literally, he's one of them fellas who get drunk and pour it away while you're talking to him. You know, well, Chris certainly isn't like that. I'm, you know, I was, I had two kids at the time. And I'm not saying he used to come around and we were to sit there and read Keats and Shelley to each other. But given that we were three non-drug takers, we weren't cocaine takers, so we'd sit there with pints in front of us. You'd take a photo of that, and boom, oh, they're at it again. The lads are around. Unbelievable.
Presenter asks
30:29So what do you start doing now? You'd have to adapt.
I'll be alright. That's where you find yourself.
“I think sometimes humility is the worst kind of ego.”
“It's only a couple of vowels from radio to rodeo.”
“My old man was a huge personality. But my old man didn't care for the niceties of life or even show business.”
“You don't fight it. No. You've got no. It's nice if that helps you.”
“I'll be alright. That's where you find yourself.”