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Castaway
2 appearances
Broadcaster voted most popular radio personality of the past two decades and TV's most popular personality for 10 consecutive years.
On the island
Eight records
Hoagy Carmichael / Mitchell Parish
Favourite (chosen later). First disc played.
The Young Prince and the Young Princess (from Scheherazade)Favourite
Conductor Bernard Haitink.
Easter Hymn (from Cavalleria Rusticana)
With the chorus and orchestra of the Rome Opera House.
My Love Is Like a Red Red RoseFavourite
it's my wife's favourite song and it's the song that we don't allow her to sing at parties. But if I were on a desert island, I'd like to hear it because it would remind me of her.
Valentine's Farewell (from Faust)
It reminds me of my father. He used to sing it while shaving.
For the merriest fellows are we (from The Gondoliers)
Glyndebourne Festival Chorus and Pro Arte Orchestra conducted by Sir Malcolm Sargent
Reminds me of my youth singing in Gilbert and Sullivan.
Orchestra of the Deutschen Oper Berlin conducted by Giuseppe Sinopoli
Reminds me of early days on the boards as a super in Aida.
Elizabeth Schwarzkopf, Philharmonic Orchestra and Chorus conducted by Otto Ackermann
Reminds me of doing Hospital Requests on Irish radio.
Brighouse and Rastrick Brass Band
A brass band version that became extraordinarily popular.
In conversation
Presenter asks
0:30Could you endure the loneliness of a Desert Island?
yes, I could. I quite enjoy my own company … I think I would be able to sit on my own without feeling too much angst.
Presenter asks
4:42What did you want to be [when you were young]?
Nothing. I could never actually define what I wanted to be. I think I wanted to be a writer or a journalist. I think I still want to be a writer.
Presenter asks
11:18When did you first decide [you wanted to work in radio]?
I saw an advertisement in an Irish newspaper for an announcer newsreader required for RTE … I just applied, along as it turned out, with about five thousand other people … For some extraordinary reason, because I didn't have a university degree, I was given an audition … at the end of about three months, to my astonishment, I was offered a job.
Presenter asks
24:12[Sir Charles Curran / the Director General] couldn't have disliked you that much?
The keepsakes
The book
The Collected Works of P.G. Wodehouse
P.G. Wodehouse
The writer that I read every night before I go to sleep is P. G. Woodhouse. So if I could have the assembled works of P. G. Woodhouse, because he's for me one of the great writers of the English language.
The luxury
Radio cassette player with long-lasting batteries and language tapes
I thought what I'd like to have would be a radio cassette player. Uh with Lolger batteries are a battery that lasted forever. And I would take lots of tapes that I could have music on, obviously, and I might be able to hear the odd thing on the short wave that'll keep me in touch with the world. But what I'd really like to do would bring loads of language tapes, because I've always wanted to be able to speak loads of languages.
No, I'm sure. He was a bit cautious.
Presenter asks
28:41Which has been your most awkward moment while interviewing? Have you had any?
I think the most difficult was, Jerry Lee Lewis … I had the greatest of difficulty in understanding his replies. Now he obviously thought that he was reposting like a gooden … But between his brain process and what was coming out the other end … something is getting lost.
Presenter asks
33:13Are you set for another thirty years [in radio and television]?
No, no, not at all. … the popularity level that I have reached is such that it cannot be sustained … I would have to diversify from what I'm doing because I can't continue doing it indefinitely.
Presenter asks
1:55If someone had told you at eighteen that you would win all those awards and be Britain's top media personality, what would you have said?
If I had any intimations then of what was going to happen to me now, I probably wouldn't have done it. Um because I'm not tremendously extrovert by nature. And if somebody had said to me, You're going to be so well known that you really can't walk down the street without somebody saying something to you… you certainly can't go into a supermarket, you can't go into a pub. Um people's eyes bore holes in the back of your head when you go into a restaurant. I think I might have thought twice about doing it at all. I'm not saying that it's unacceptable. I'm not saying I'm not enjoying it. But at that stage in my life I might have thought that was too high a price to pay.
Presenter asks
5:36What were you like when you met your wife? Were you ambitious, pushy, or were you self-effacing?
Nobody ever admits to being ambitious or pushy, and nobody ever thinks they are. Even the pushiest people in the world will say they're tremendously shy and introverted. I've never been the kind of person that can go and knock on people's doors and ask for work and all that kind of thing. No, I mean I worked in a bank for five years because I couldn't think of anything else to do. And I didn't want to go to university because I felt my parents had spent enough on my education. So after I'd done philosophy for about a year, I then went and joined a bank. And I just saw an ad in an Irish newspaper for an Iran Newsreader… I applied… they asked me to go on audition… offered me a permanent pensionable post at 17 pounds 4 and thrupence a week… So I went off like a rat up a drainpipe and joined the radio.
Presenter asks
10:20Does that mean that you're quite strict with your children? Are you morally upright and stern with them?
Well, I don't see myself as being no. I mean, I'm perhaps I should have been. I always say it's a benign dictatorship, our house.
Presenter asks
15:05When did you first realize that you could actually control an audience, that you enjoyed walking out in front of them and performing?
Never. I've never been able to do that. It terrifies me. I I I you evolve a technique over the years for trying to be pleasant with people, and you hope that people will respond to you, but I could never have been… I could have been an actor and hid behind a part. I could have been a singer and hid behind a song if I could have sung. But I could never have been a comedian because if I'd walked out and they hadn't laughed, I would have run off the stage. I'm I don't have that fibre to want to make the audience, to will the audience to my side. … I think what happens is when you're a shy child, as I was, and not very outgoing, your parents are always saying to you, You ought to push yourself forward a bit more. Go on, go out and do that. Go into so… What you're doing is as you grow up, you're trying to push yourself forward a bit more so you find yourself sitting on a stage in the Earl's Court talking about the most intimate details of your life.
Presenter asks
18:50How practical are you on the island? Can you build a shelter? Can you look after yourself?
I'd be dead within about two weeks. I'd be dead of either starvation, privation or exposure. There is apse inanimate objects do not respond to me. In fact, they fight, mate. I can't do anything. The present Mrs. Worgan has to change the plugs in our house.
Presenter asks
27:57Is weight a constant fight?
It is, but like everything else. One thing I'm well known for is my lack of persistence. I'm quite healthy, really. I'm about 15 stone now, and most of that, I'm afraid, is flab. So, I mean, it was a good idea to start the fight the flab. But you know, my doctor now says, ah Exercise is a thing of the past, he says. Just take a little life exercise… If you start running round the place, you'll fall down dead. He's quite right. So what do you do? I play the odd game of tennis and I play the occasional game of golf. But I as I said, I'm lazy by nature and I don't mind that.
“I have what Shaw said was the constant application of the congenitally lazy.”
“I'm a child of the radio and the film generation. What taught me more than anything, apart from books, was the radio and films. That's where I got my awareness of the world outside the little parochial town that was Limerick.”
“I know how to communicate with the radio audience. I'd nearly always known that. Radio has always been my medium rather than television. It's a medium I'm much more at home with.”
“I never sit with my back to the studio door. I always face the studio door and I usually bolt the door.”
“The Eurovision Song Contest is a monument to banality and mediocrity … I don't believe it's a piece of Wagner. I don't believe it's a piece of art. I believe it's a piece of rubbish.”
“If I had any intimations then of what was going to happen to me now, I probably wouldn't have done it.”
“I work to live, I don't live to work.”
“I'd be dead within about two weeks.”
“The present Mrs. Worgan has to change the plugs in our house.”
“I think we must accept the tabloids are the way they are, but perhaps we could do with a new law of privacy.”