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desert is.land
est. 1942
Find a castaway
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Most episodes
A–Z
Piano
138
episodes
Writing materials
75
episodes
Guitar
51
episodes
Bed
30
episodes
Golf clubs
30
episodes
Writing supplies
30
episodes
Telescope
29
episodes
Binoculars
28
episodes
Family photograph
25
episodes
Painting materials
25
episodes
Typewriter
25
episodes
Champagne
23
episodes
Radio
20
episodes
Wine
19
episodes
Bathtub
18
episodes
Football
13
episodes
Chair
12
episodes
Pillow
12
episodes
Cigars
11
episodes
Whisky
11
episodes
Bicycle
10
episodes
Computer
10
episodes
Tea
10
episodes
Cards
9
episodes
Michelangelo's sculpture
9
episodes
Saxophone
9
episodes
Fishing rod
8
episodes
Mirror
8
episodes
Cigarettes
7
episodes
Harmonica
7
episodes
Soap
7
episodes
Suntan lotion
7
episodes
Chocolate
6
episodes
Flute
6
episodes
Marmite
6
episodes
Perfume
6
episodes
Seeds
6
episodes
Camera
5
episodes
Cello
5
episodes
Cricket
5
episodes
Drum kit
5
episodes
Hot water bottle
5
episodes
Jigsaw puzzle
5
episodes
Snorkel
5
episodes
Telephone
5
episodes
Toothbrush
5
episodes
Trumpet
5
episodes
Banjo
4
episodes
Clarinet
4
episodes
Clavichord
4
episodes
Coffee machine
4
episodes
Swiss army knife
4
episodes
Tape recorder
4
episodes
Television
4
episodes
Word processor
4
episodes
Alcohol set
3
episodes
Caviar
3
episodes
Chess computer
3
episodes
Coffee
3
episodes
Snooker table
3
episodes
Surfboard
3
episodes
Violin
3
episodes
Accordion
2
episodes
A daily newspaper
2
episodes
A good pair of binoculars
2
episodes
Air conditioner
2
episodes
A magnifying glass
2
episodes
A pair of skis
2
episodes
A pen
2
episodes
A saxophone
2
episodes
A set of gardening tools
2
episodes
A water bed
2
episodes
A wig
2
episodes
Brandy
2
episodes
Camp bed
2
episodes
Cannabis seeds
2
episodes
Cappuccino maker
2
episodes
Cashmere blanket
2
episodes
Claret
2
episodes
Cricket bowling machine
2
episodes
Double bed
2
episodes
Eyelash curler
2
episodes
Family photo album
2
episodes
Four poster bed
2
episodes
Hammock
2
episodes
Insect repellent
2
episodes
Lemon tree
2
episodes
Lip balm
2
episodes
Microscope
2
episodes
Mosquito net
2
episodes
Nelson's Column
2
episodes
None identified
2
episodes
Not mentioned in transcript
2
episodes
Pack of cards
2
episodes
Paints
2
episodes
Paper and pencil
2
episodes
Piano (upright)
2
episodes
Refrigerator
2
episodes
Roulette wheel
2
episodes
Snorkeling equipment
2
episodes
Still
2
episodes
Suntan oil
2
episodes
Tarot cards
2
episodes
The Crown Jewels
2
episodes
The Taj Mahal
2
episodes
Trombone
2
episodes
Tuba
2
episodes
Tweezers
2
episodes
Umbrella
2
episodes
Viola
2
episodes
Water bed
2
episodes
Windsurfer
2
episodes
Wise potato chips
2
episodes
Writing materials (paper and pen)
2
episodes
£1 million in pound notes
1
episode
100 reams of quarto paper
1
episode
14-karat gold flute
1
episode
17th-century miniature by Peter Oliver
1
episode
500 cc trail bike
1
episode
50 Cuban cigars and a box of matches
1
episode
69 Bollinger
1
episode
6mm, 36-inch circular knitting needle
1
episode
A 1920s antique billiard table (with a shed)
1
episode
A 3D printer
1
episode
A 78 recording of The Laughing Policeman
1
episode
A baby grand piano (Songbird piano)
1
episode
A bag of chisels
1
episode
A bag of flower seeds
1
episode
A bag of golf clubs and balls
1
episode
A bag of wildflower seed mixture (the farmer's nightmare)
1
episode
A bag with barrier creams
1
episode
A ballroom with a holographic dance instructor
1
episode
A barbell with small weights
1
episode
A Barclay card
1
episode
A barrel of Adnams Ale
1
episode
A barrel of lipstick
1
episode
A barrel of wine
1
episode
A barrow and a lot of paper
1
episode
A basketball
1
episode
A basketball and hoop
1
episode
A basket of fruits
1
episode
A basket with pictures of Black Country homing pigeons
1
episode
A bath
1
episode
A bathroom suite with hot shower and a lifetime supply of Badedas
1
episode
A beautiful watch
1
episode
A beehive (with necessary equipment)
1
episode
A bejewelled golden comb
1
episode
A big bottle of Chanel No. 5 and a fridge
1
episode
A big box of Lego
1
episode
A big Edwardian sit-up bath
1
episode
A big, huge vat of culpeppers rose geranium bath salts
1
episode
A big kiddies' art kit
1
episode
A big metal cooking pot
1
episode
A big whirligig festooned with hundreds of packets of seeds
1
episode
A black cab
1
episode
A blanket that I share with my cats
1
episode
A blue vase, an engagement present
1
episode
A boat
1
episode
A book containing town scenes, country scenes, and aerial views
1
episode
A book on desert island gardening and a book on boat building
1
episode
A book on how to sketch and a generous supply of paper and sketching materials
1
episode
A bottle of aftershave
1
episode
A bottle of Amarone wine
1
episode
A bottle of apricot brandy
1
episode
A bottle of aspirin
1
episode
A bottle of ketchup
1
episode
A bottle of liquid Temazepam
1
episode
A bottle of really good, expensive, perfumed hand cream
1
episode
A bottle of Riesling from 1984
1
episode
A bottle of sleeping tablets
1
episode
A bouillabaisse with langouste and a bottle of blanc de blanc
1
episode
A boulder of opium twice the size of my own head
1
episode
A boxed set of every key of the Blues Harmonica and an instruction book
1
episode
A box of lenses
1
episode
A box of spices
1
episode
A box to put the records in and something to clean them
1
episode
A bucket and spade
1
episode
A bunch of white heather and a pair of ballet shoes from the Bolshoi Ballet School
1
episode
A bundle of vine prunings from a vineyard
1
episode
A bust of Laurence Sterne by Joseph Nollekens
1
episode
A case of Havana Club rum
1
episode
A case of highly flavoured toothpaste
1
episode
A case of Krug champagne
1
episode
A case of malt whisky
1
episode
A case of Opus One wine
1
episode
A case of sports equipment, including a rubber ball
1
episode
A case of very good Beaujolais or claret
1
episode
A case of white wine (preferably Meursault)
1
episode
A case or two of white Burgundy (Le Montrachet 1996)
1
episode
A casket by Giovanni Bernardi
1
episode
A cassette machine
1
episode
A CD player
1
episode
A celestial telescope
1
episode
A cellar of Champagne
1
episode
A cellar of fine wines
1
episode
A cellar of Pol Roger Champagne
1
episode
A cellar of wine
1
episode
A cello
1
episode
A Charles I silver tankard
1
episode
A chef's knife
1
episode
A chess set with a book of problems
1
episode
A chilled twenty thousand gallon tank of Australian lager
1
episode
A Chinese alphabet and grammar book, along with Chinese language records
1
episode
A cinema organ
1
episode
A cinema with all the films I've ever watched
1
episode
A classical Spanish guitar
1
episode
A clavichord
1
episode
A clock
1
episode
A cocktail wardrobe with evening dresses, party shoes, and sparkly earrings
1
episode
A collage by his wife Pearl Binder
1
episode
A collapsible espionage canoe
1
episode
A collection of apostle spoons
1
episode
A collection of DVDs of the world's great lectures
1
episode
A collection of large-scale Ordnance Survey maps of England
1
episode
A collection of orchids
1
episode
A comb (for hair and making music)
1
episode
A combined heat and power micro unit
1
episode
A companion
1
episode
A complete make-up set and a mirror and comb
1
episode
A complete set of bird-ringing tools (numbered rings and pliers)
1
episode
A complete set of one-inch Ordnance Survey maps and a complete edition of the works of A. W. Wainwright
1
episode
A constant supply of fine French wine
1
episode
A continuous supply of very dry, very cold white wine
1
episode
A corkscrew
1
episode
A course on accountancy
1
episode
A crate of L'Heure de la Vraie by Caron
1
episode
A crate of mosquito coils
1
episode
A crochet hook and wool from a flock of sheep
1
episode
A curry house
1
episode
A customized saddle
1
episode
A cut glass crystal chandelier
1
episode
Adapted Segway with espresso machine
1
episode
A desk made by unemployed miners (Prynn Maur Furniture Makers)
1
episode
A device that teaches me to sing
1
episode
A device to watch videos of my children
1
episode
A digital eight-track recording studio with solar panel
1
episode
A dinner jacket
1
episode
A dinner suit
1
episode
A distillery
1
episode
A distilling machine
1
episode
A doll's house
1
episode
A dozen hairnets
1
episode
A drinks maker that produces any drink at the exact temperature
1
episode
A Dutch flower painting (by Jan van Huysum)
1
episode
A DVD player that plays the film The Devil Wears Prada
1
episode
A Fabergé egg
1
episode
A family necklace
1
episode
A favourite jersey
1
episode
A fermenting set
1
episode
A Ferris wheel
1
episode
A few crates of clay
1
episode
A figure of an urchin, sculpted by Donatello
1
episode
A film projector with twenty Western films
1
episode
A flight on Concorde
1
episode
A flotation tank
1
episode
A fold-out disco light-up dance floor
1
episode
A food parcel (garlic, chocolate, and wine)
1
episode
A forty-nine year old double bed
1
episode
A fountain pen and ink
1
episode
A four-poster bed
1
episode
A framed collage of photographs of family, friends, and girlfriend
1
episode
A French restaurant in full working order
1
episode
A French-speaking robot
1
episode
A fresh vanilla pod
1
episode
A fridgeful of very good champagne
1
episode
A full set of golf clubs and a bag of golf balls
1
episode
A full set of scuba gear
1
episode
A full writer's kit
1
episode
A fully flushing lavatory with an endless supply of high-quality, eco-friendly toilet rolls
1
episode
A fully restored Morris Minor Traveller
1
episode
A fully-stocked bathroom with hot towels, toiletries, and first aid supplies
1
episode
A fully stocked wine cellar
1
episode
A game of Scrabble
1
episode
A garden
1
episode
A garment made of absolutely pure silk
1
episode
A genie in a lamp
1
episode
A giant reflexology slipper
1
episode
A giant scroll of paper
1
episode
A gold bar
1
episode
A gold-plated fountain pen
1
episode
A golf ball and a golf club
1
episode
A good flute
1
episode
A good little chess computer
1
episode
A good mattress and a good pillow
1
episode
A good pair of field glasses
1
episode
A good pair of shoes made by a London shoemaker
1
episode
A good set of balls, including a net, some clubs and an occasional ball from the professional
1
episode
A good strong wooden arm chair
1
episode
A good telescope
1
episode
A good transistor radio with batteries
1
episode
A good Venezuelan rum
1
episode
A gramophone for slow-playing records
1
episode
A grand piano (nine foot)
1
episode
A grand piano, possibly a Bechstein
1
episode
A grand piano with manuscript paper and an everlasting pencil
1
episode
A great bed
1
episode
A great big pair of cotton knickers
1
episode
A great big sack of nuts
1
episode
A great sleeping bag
1
episode
A great supply of flower bulbs, labelled
1
episode
A greenhouse
1
episode
A grill
1
episode
A guitar and a book of instructions
1
episode
A guitar and a book on how to play guitar
1
episode
A guitar and an inexhaustible supply of strings
1
episode
A guitar (lent by Paco Peña)
1
episode
A gun
1
episode
A half bottle of champagne every morning
1
episode
A hammock and a pillow
1
episode
A hand-cranked film projector
1
episode
A harmonica
1
episode
A harmonium
1
episode
A harp and a flute
1
episode
A harp with teach-yourself harp books and replacement strings
1
episode
A Havana cigar
1
episode
A high powered hunting rifle with a lot of ammunition
1
episode
A high powered radio
1
episode
A hot bath
1
episode
A hot bath with a tap that has cold champagne coming out of it
1
episode
A hot tub
1
episode
A huge barrel of aerosol fly spray
1
episode
A huge can of Twinings Earl Grey tea
1
episode
A huge cashmere rug
1
episode
A huge fat diary with a hidden supply of instant pens
1
episode
A huge jar of licorice
1
episode
A huge supply of ouzo
1
episode
A huge tapestry kit (William Morris design carpet)
1
episode
A huge weighing machine
1
episode
A jade amulet
1
episode
A jalaba (cloth of gold, lined with faded shell pink)
1
episode
A jar of Vegemite
1
episode
A jukebox, a kind of Wurlitzer
1
episode
A junk yard
1
episode
A karaoke machine
1
episode
A Kelly Man
1
episode
A kitchen
1
episode
Aladdin's lamp
1
episode
A large barrel of bricks, a bucket of water, a trowel, a lump of chalk, and a football size four
1
episode
A large box of cosmetics
1
episode
A large box of packets of Rizla licorice papers
1
episode
A large number of exercise books and a large number of barrows
1
episode
A large packet of piano strings and violin strings
1
episode
A large tapestry
1
episode
A large vacuum-packed container of my mum's aubergine curry
1
episode
Alcohol
1
episode
Alcohol still
1
episode
A library
1
episode
A life-size bronze statue of an Amerindian-looking woman leaning against a hammock by Cornelis Zittmann
1
episode
A life-size laminated photograph of James Caan
1
episode
A lifetime supply of freshly laundered linen napkins
1
episode
A lifetime supply of knitting wool and needles
1
episode
A lifetime supply of Pinot Grigio
1
episode
A lifetime supply of self-firing clay
1
episode
A limitless supply of hallucinatory dream-inducing drugs (laudanum and LSD)
1
episode
A linen sheet
1
episode
A lipstick called ribbon, which is red
1
episode
A little alarm clock covered with tin plate made in Ebbw Vale
1
episode
A little bag of eye makeup, especially mascara
1
episode
A little bit of hair from my naughty ex-Beagle pickle
1
episode
A little box full of Indian spices
1
episode
A little box of vines
1
episode
A little cross
1
episode
A little dog
1
episode
A little marble Buddha (found leaning against a lamp post in the King's Road)
1
episode
A little painting of a Pieta by Hubert Robert
1
episode
A little purple worm (slinky worm)
1
episode
A little Rococo church from the Bavarian countryside
1
episode
A little rose bush (Ina Harkness)
1
episode
A little silver box given by Nancy Spain
1
episode
A little talking parrot
1
episode
A live growing poppy
1
episode
All episodes of The Archers
1
episode
A loaf of homemade bread
1
episode
A lovely Persian rug
1
episode
A luxury hotel (unstaffed)
1
episode
A machete and a crocus bag
1
episode
A machine that provides warm, lemony flannels (like those in Chinese restaurants)
1
episode
A magical walk-in wardrobe with fresh outfits and chilled champagne daily
1
episode
A magic pudding
1
episode
A magnifying glass with a light
1
episode
A make-up box
1
episode
A mattock
1
episode
A mature oak tree (500 years old)
1
episode
Amazonian rainmaker
1
episode
A medicine cabinet with mosquito repellents, antihistamine cream, and a fly swatter
1
episode
A mellow grapevine with a bag of Pomoro
1
episode
A menu from Chez L'Ami Louis
1
episode
A microscope with associated equipment for making slides, and notebooks and pencils
1
episode
A miniature orange tree in a pot
1
episode
A mini brewery
1
episode
A mink sleeping bag
1
episode
A molecular engineering lab
1
episode
A Monet painting (Morning on the Seine)
1
episode
A motor car
1
episode
A motorway service station
1
episode
An aircraft carrier (with engines removed and interior decorated)
1
episode
An ancient chess set
1
episode
An ancient Greek sculpture
1
episode
An archive of Sunday papers
1
episode
A navel brush
1
episode
An effigy of Dennis Healey and some pins
1
episode
An electrical device to heat shaving foam
1
episode
An elm tree
1
episode
An encyclopedia
1
episode
An endless supply of gin, vodka, and tequila
1
episode
An endless supply of the Daily Mail
1
episode
An English garden
1
episode
An English meadow with an oak tree in the middle of it
1
episode
An enormous bag of plaster
1
episode
An enormous basket of cosmetics including suntan oil, bug repellent, shampoo, and face cream
1
episode
An enormous piece of tapestry
1
episode
An enormous snuggly duvet
1
episode
An enormous supply of Chardonnay
1
episode
An enormous supply of pencils and paper
1
episode
An entire library
1
episode
An eternally tuned guitar
1
episode
A netted bed (outdoor/indoor)
1
episode
A never-ending bottle of hot pepper sauce
1
episode
A never-ending supply of marzipan
1
episode
An everlasting supply of Madame Rochas perfume
1
episode
A new suit
1
episode
An extremely large supply of pencils
1
episode
A nice, big, thick, soft pillow
1
episode
A nice collection of toiletries
1
episode
A nice pillow
1
episode
A nightly hot bubble bath
1
episode
An inanimate guitar
1
episode
An Indian takeaway delivered once a week
1
episode
An inexhaustible supply of wine
1
episode
An infinite supply of my favourite spa products
1
episode
An inflatable woman
1
episode
An inflatable woman and a puncture repair outfit
1
episode
An inflatable woman with a surface to write on
1
episode
An ivory pig - his lucky charm
1
episode
Annual supply of wine
1
episode
An old English rose plant
1
episode
An old master drawing (Italian landscape by Van Cleve)
1
episode
An old vintage Martin acoustic guitar
1
episode
An orange tree
1
episode
A notebook and a pen
1
episode
Anti-humidity cabinet with sketchbooks and art supplies
1
episode
A nucleus of bees
1
episode
An umbrella
1
episode
Any piece of furniture from the Georgian period
1
episode
A packet of tobacco seeds
1
episode
A packing case of foolscap paper and a hundred ballpoint pens
1
episode
A pack of cards for bridge
1
episode
A pack of tarot cards
1
episode
A pad of paper, a pen, and a dice
1
episode
A pad with pencils
1
episode
A painting: Boathouse at Dawn by Ivon Hitchens
1
episode
A painting by Atkinson Grimshaw
1
episode
A painting by Degas (ballet picture)
1
episode
A painting by Ghirlandaio (An Old Man and his Grandson)
1
episode
A painting by my daughter Rebecca
1
episode
A painting by Renoir (La Grenouillère)
1
episode
A painting from 18th-century France, such as 'The Swing' by Jean-Honoré Fragonard
1
episode
A painting kit
1
episode
A painting kit (easel, oils, brushes)
1
episode
A painting: 'Nymph in a Landscape' by Palma Vecchio
1
episode
A painting of a girl's head by Michael Schwerz
1
episode
A painting of all my family and friends by John Ward
1
episode
A painting of circus horses by Toulouse-Lautrec
1
episode
A painting of John leading Mary away from the crucifixion
1
episode
A painting of mushrooms by William Nicholson
1
episode
A painting of my family
1
episode
A painting of the Grand Canal at Venice at sunset
1
episode
A painting of the Kathmandu Valley
1
episode
A painting: 'Old Woman Frying Eggs' by Velázquez
1
episode
A painting or sculpture by Matthew Spender
1
episode
A painting set (canvas, brushes, and paints)
1
episode
A pair of Alexander McQueen slippers embroidered with Rue and Alec
1
episode
A pair of castanets
1
episode
A pair of celestial and terrestrial globes
1
episode
A pair of designer sunglasses
1
episode
A pair of drumsticks
1
episode
A pair of nail scissors
1
episode
A pair of ruby slippers
1
episode
A pair of scissors
1
episode
A pair of sunglasses
1
episode
A pair of sunglasses on a chain
1
episode
A pair of swimming flippers
1
episode
A panoramic photograph of everyone I know
1
episode
A parking meter and a year's supply of tickets, and a little gipsy caravan
1
episode
A PC linked to the internet (with no emailing)
1
episode
A pen and a notebook with a photo-collage cover
1
episode
A pencil and a paper
1
episode
A pencil and a piece of paper
1
episode
A pen that never runs out
1
episode
A pen that won't run out of ink and some paper
1
episode
A pen with limited supplies of ink and paper
1
episode
A perennial supply of extra virgin olive oil
1
episode
A permanent supply of mayonnaise
1
episode
A photo album containing photographs of family and loved ones
1
episode
A photo album of the family
1
episode
A photograph album
1
episode
A photograph album filled with photographs of family and friends
1
episode
A photograph album of the children
1
episode
A photograph of a cottage in Ireland
1
episode
A photograph of her mother
1
episode
A photograph of her mother, Dame Lillian Braithwaite
1
episode
A photograph of his wife, Madge Elliott
1
episode
A photograph of my beloved family
1
episode
A photograph of my children
1
episode
A photograph of my family
1
episode
A photograph of my five children
1
episode
A photograph of my wife
1
episode
A photograph of my wife and children
1
episode
A photograph of my wife and kids
1
episode
A photo of me and my grandma
1
episode
A photo of my family (husband Izzar, daughters, and dog Teddy)
1
episode
A piano and a self-teaching book
1
episode
A piano and sheet music
1
episode
A pianola with Caruso piano rolls (voice missing so I could supply it)
1
episode
A piano with my wife's picture glued to it
1
episode
A picture by Cézanne or a large feather bed
1
episode
A picture by Godi Wzenska
1
episode
A picture by Nikolski called Summer Arrangements
1
episode
A picture of his family
1
episode
A picture of his wife
1
episode
A picture of my daughter
1
episode
A picture of my family
1
episode
A piece of coconut matting, a cricket bat and a bowling machine
1
episode
A pillow (made by her mother)
1
episode
A pillow (the one on my bed)
1
episode
A pill to put me firmly to sleep forever
1
episode
A pin-up picture
1
episode
A pipe
1
episode
A pipe and a supply of tobacco
1
episode
A pipe and a vat
1
episode
A pipe organ with an instruction manual
1
episode
A plasticine model of the presenter and a pin
1
episode
A portable mass spectrometer
1
episode
A portable writing desk with plenty of paper and pens
1
episode
A potato seed
1
episode
A pottery kiln
1
episode
A pouch containing an amethyst stone, an Apache tear stone, and a silver lion
1
episode
A private screening room with any movies I like
1
episode
A projector and a collection of family photos and videos
1
episode
A projector and a stack of old film prints
1
episode
A proper kettle, a tea service, and a container of Earl Grey tea
1
episode
A prosthetic arm with multipurpose tool
1
episode
A puppet theatre
1
episode
A quart of brandy
1
episode
A radio that can get the world service
1
episode
A radio (wireless)
1
episode
Archaeology Department on Kildare Street
1
episode
A real bath with soap and towels
1
episode
A real fairground carousel
1
episode
A really big pair of speakers
1
episode
A really deeply upholstered, comfortable armchair
1
episode
A really good train set
1
episode
A really nice bed with a lovely fur mattress and beautiful sheets and possibly a change of sheets and a mosquito net
1
episode
A really nice shaving kit and a sharp razor
1
episode
A ream of paper and a pencil
1
episode
A recliner (a couch to recline on)
1
episode
A reclining chair
1
episode
A reclining massage chair
1
episode
A red cricket ball
1
episode
A refrigerator with a lot of ice trays
1
episode
A restaurant
1
episode
A revolver
1
episode
Ariadne's Thread by Maurice Cockrill
1
episode
Armchair
1
episode
A rocking chair that reclines
1
episode
A Rolex watch
1
episode
A roller coaster
1
episode
A rose bush
1
episode
A rose cutting and some English soil
1
episode
A rose plant that changes its colours every day
1
episode
A round feather pillow
1
episode
A round, heavy bottomed cast iron saucepan with a removable handle
1
episode
Artist materials (bags of cement, shovels, trowels)
1
episode
Artist's equipment (canvas, oil paints, brushes, pencils, drawing paper)
1
episode
Artist's lay figure (mannequin)
1
episode
Artist's workshop
1
episode
Art materials (paper, pencil, canvas, paint and brushes)
1
episode
Art supplies: canvases, easels, watercolours, oils, acrylics, brushes, turpentine, linseed oil, and instruction manual
1
episode
Art supplies (paper and watercolor pencils)
1
episode
Artwork 'Life' by Tatsuo Miyajima
1
episode
A sack of bird food
1
episode
A sand wedge and a golf ball
1
episode
A sand wedge (golf club)
1
episode
A sandwich and a crateful of golf balls
1
episode
A sari
1
episode
A satellite dish with a television set
1
episode
A satellite dish with a television set attached to it
1
episode
A scrapbook of family photos
1
episode
A selection of my herbs from the garden
1
episode
A selection of seeds
1
episode
A set of carpentry tools
1
episode
A set of China (four place settings)
1
episode
A set of cricket stuff with a cricket net
1
episode
A set of custom fragrances from all the people I love
1
episode
A set of golf clubs and a huge supply of balls
1
episode
A set of golf clubs and an endless supply of golf balls
1
episode
A set of golf clubs and golf balls
1
episode
A set of mixed Greek and Roman coins
1
episode
A set of oil paints and brushes
1
episode
A set of paints and paper
1
episode
A set of the law on a plaque
1
episode
A set of throwing knives (double set)
1
episode
A set of uilleann pipes
1
episode
A set of very small tools for making very small furniture
1
episode
A set of watercolours and brushes
1
episode
A set of woodworking tools
1
episode
A seven-foot square bed with the most divine mattress and best linen
1
episode
A shelf of 35 photo albums
1
episode
A shower, a fluffy toweling robe, and sun tan lotion
1
episode
A silken tent
1
episode
A six-inch nail
1
episode
A skip of sugared almonds
1
episode
A sloping lawn
1
episode
A small art shop full of goodies
1
episode
A small harmonium
1
episode
A small mirror
1
episode
A small model theatre with working lights
1
episode
A small open air cinema for one person
1
episode
A small photograph of my children
1
episode
A small, portable light microscope
1
episode
A small portable pipe organ
1
episode
A small Romanesque chapel
1
episode
A small tin of gentleman's relish from Fortnum's
1
episode
A smoker (for smoking fish)
1
episode
A snorkel
1
episode
A soft pillow and a soft rug
1
episode
A solar-powered communications receiver
1
episode
A solar-powered computer programmed with an inexhaustible supply of Sudoku puzzles and a writing program
1
episode
A solar-powered computer with satellite internet link (receive only)
1
episode
A solar powered lantern or torch
1
episode
A solar powered short wave radio
1
episode
A solar-powered telescope with a star handbook
1
episode
A solar powered word processor with a printer and lots of paper, and an instruction book
1
episode
A solid silver whisky flask
1
episode
A sophisticated pitch pipe
1
episode
A spa
1
episode
Asparagus seed
1
episode
A specially constructed nineteen-note piano
1
episode
A special pillow
1
episode
A spell that turns the sea into chocolate
1
episode
A spirit stove
1
episode
A stash of cigarettes
1
episode
A statue of a cat
1
episode
A steamer chair
1
episode
A Steinway D grand piano with a cake-dispensing middle pedal, on the stage of Wigmore Hall
1
episode
A Steinway grand piano
1
episode
Asthma inhaler
1
episode
A stick of the very best marijuana
1
episode
A still
1
episode
A still, cuttings from a vineyard, and tobacco seeds
1
episode
A still (for distilling whiskey)
1
episode
A still for making poteen
1
episode
A stone from the stomach of a dinosaur fossil
1
episode
Aston Martin
1
episode
Aston Martin car
1
episode
Aston Martin DB9
1
episode
Astronomical telescope
1
episode
Astronomical telescope and Messier's catalogue
1
episode
Astrophotography rig
1
episode
A stuffed dog
1
episode
A suicide pill
1
episode
A summer duvet made of eider feathers
1
episode
A Sunday on La Grande Jatte
1
episode
A super comfortable divan bed with cushions and an awning
1
episode
A supply of embroidery
1
episode
A supply of fine Havana cigars in a humidor, and a box of matches
1
episode
A supply of pencils and paper
1
episode
A supply of pens and paper
1
episode
A supply of Syndicate Scotch whisky
1
episode
A supply of tea
1
episode
A surfboard
1
episode
A swimming pool full of cold champagne
1
episode
A tab of acid
1
episode
A tailor's thimble
1
episode
A tape recorder
1
episode
A tape recorder with a big supply of batteries
1
episode
A taxidermy of Noel Gallagher
1
episode
A team of Man Fridays
1
episode
A teddy bear stuffed with tea bags and carrying a bottle of Lily of the Valley scent
1
episode
A telephone
1
episode
A telephone (not requiring connection, just for talking into)
1
episode
A telescope and a bookmark with a photograph of Michelangelo's Pietà
1
episode
A telescope (or an egg timer)
1
episode
A television set in mint condition that didn't work
1
episode
A temperature-controlled cellar of champagne
1
episode
A terribly elegant dress
1
episode
A three-hundred-year-old statue of the Madonna and Child
1
episode
A Time Machine
1
episode
A tiny pillow
1
episode
Atlas
1
episode
A tobacco plant
1
episode
A toilet bag with an unending supply of toothpaste and an electric razor
1
episode
A ton of seedless grapes
1
episode
A ton of snuff
1
episode
A ton of treasure (doubloons and pieces of eight)
1
episode
A ton of white paper and a box of pencils
1
episode
A transistor radio with a solar satellite system and a television
1
episode
A trap
1
episode
A triangular pillow
1
episode
A trombone
1
episode
A trombone and a tutor
1
episode
A trunk load of jigsaws
1
episode
A tube of antisan (mosquito reliever)
1
episode
A Turner painting (of the river)
1
episode
A twelve-bore gun and a clay pigeon launcher
1
episode
A typewriter and Tip-Ex correction fluid
1
episode
A typewriter with a nice supply of ribbons and a lovely supply of paper
1
episode
A typewriter with masses of paper
1
episode
A unicycle
1
episode
Autograph letters of Lord Nelson
1
episode
Automatic bowling machine
1
episode
A variety of seeds (yam, corn, rice)
1
episode
A vast mega tube of Antistan insect-bite cream
1
episode
A vat of Bordeaux wine
1
episode
A vat of Novocaine
1
episode
A vat of potato crisps and lots of packets of salt
1
episode
A velvet-lined box of exquisite one-inch statuettes of all the classic movie monsters
1
episode
A ventriloquist's dummy
1
episode
A very big box of chocolates
1
episode
A very big globe
1
episode
A very big hat and a lot of muslin
1
episode
A very comfortable bed
1
episode
A very comfortable chair
1
episode
A very comfortable four-poster bed with a Macintosh roof
1
episode
A very comfortable sofa
1
episode
A very expensive and durable pen and a very big notebook
1
episode
A very expensive piece of jewellry
1
episode
A very expensive shampoo
1
episode
A very fine pair of binoculars
1
episode
A very good bottle of whiskey
1
episode
A very large bed
1
episode
A very large bottle of toilet water
1
episode
A very large case of Lapsang Souchong tea and a very beautiful China teapot
1
episode
A very large cellar of nice Cabernet
1
episode
A very large joint of marijuana with a cyanide capsule, rolled in a chocolate champagne truffle, kept in a Westinghouse fridge with unlimited electrical supply
1
episode
A very large self-renewing bottle of scotch
1
episode
A very large sketch book with paints and pencils
1
episode
A very long stainless steel shaft (about 15-20 feet)
1
episode
A very nice camera and unlimited film
1
episode
A very nice suit
1
episode
A very old rug made by the Baluch people of Afghanistan
1
episode
A very powerful transistor with a very large supply of batteries
1
episode
A very soft and perfectly balanced silk eye mask
1
episode
A very special samurai designed cutlass
1
episode
A very strong trowel
1
episode
A very thick pad of ruled A4 paper with the associated barrow and spurs
1
episode
A very varied sack of seed potatoes
1
episode
A very, very big bag of sugar
1
episode
A very, very good sewing kit
1
episode
A video cassette of Rumpole of the Bailey's best moments
1
episode
A video or a pictorial book of about a hundred different examples of excellence
1
episode
A video player with video cassettes of all my family
1
episode
A vine
1
episode
A violin (fiddle) with protective case, sunshade, and strings
1
episode
A violin with an instructional booklet and spare strings
1
episode
A violin with instruction book
1
episode
A virtual reality headset programmed with a virtual tour of a Sussex garden
1
episode
A virtual reality version of the London Symphony Orchestra that responds to my conducting
1
episode
A vocal recording of my daughter and my love reading self-written stories and poetry
1
episode
A voice recorder with cassettes and spare batteries
1
episode
Avon Skin So Soft
1
episode
A watch
1
episode
A watercolour painting by J.B. Pine of the Chinese temple at Virginia Water
1
episode
A water hammock
1
episode
A water slide
1
episode
A weekend in Paris
1
episode
A weekly airdrop of the Sunday papers
1
episode
A wee self filling hip flask of a good malt whisky
1
episode
A well-equipped kitchen
1
episode
A well-programmed robot
1
episode
A well sprung arm chair with footrest and Turkish coffee machine
1
episode
A well-stocked bar with working fridges for mixing cocktails
1
episode
A white rug
1
episode
A whole album of many photographs of my wife
1
episode
A widow's cruse filled with whisky
1
episode
A windsurfer
1
episode
A wind up radio
1
episode
A wind-up watch
1
episode
A wine fridge with an endless supply of delicious white wines
1
episode
A word processor
1
episode
A word processor linked to a Fleet Street newspaper
1
episode
A workbox for embroidery
1
episode
A working manual typewriter (Hermes 3000)
1
episode
A writer's desk
1
episode
A yacht
1
episode
A year's recording of BBC Radio 4's Today programme
1
episode
A year's subscription to The Guardian newspaper
1
episode
A year's supply of horseradish sauce
1
episode
A yo-yo
1
episode
Back number of The New Yorker
1
episode
Baked beans and a can opener
1
episode
Barbecue
1
episode
Barrel of beer
1
episode
Barrel of wine
1
episode
Bass guitar
1
episode
Bath Essence
1
episode
Bath from Norfolk with smelly salts
1
episode
Bathtub and some soap
1
episode
Bath with hot water
1
episode
Battery-driven video recorder and television screen with eight movies
1
episode
Battery-powered Magimix
1
episode
BBC computer
1
episode
BBC Radio 5 Live
1
episode
Beach ball
1
episode
Bean to cup coffee maker
1
episode
Beautiful underwear
1
episode
Bed with mosquito net
1
episode
Bendix Bittermints
1
episode
Benvenuto Cellini's Golden Salt Cellar
1
episode
Bernini's Apollo and Daphne
1
episode
Bertholdo's Apollo
1
episode
Big brass bedstead and feather mattress
1
episode
Big hat
1
episode
Billiard table
1
episode
Bird feeder with a squirrel-proof cage
1
episode
Bitter lemon and a nicely engraved glass
1
episode
Blank paper and coloured biros
1
episode
Blue-green silk robe with packets of flower seeds in the pockets
1
episode
Blue Nude by Justin Deraniagala
1
episode
Blue suede shoes
1
episode
Bolex H8 camera
1
episode
Books delivered on a regular basis
1
episode
Books on how to manage people and ivory carving
1
episode
Bookstall on Victoria Station
1
episode
Bosendorfer grand piano
1
episode
Botanical collecting outfit
1
episode
Botticelli's Primavera
1
episode
Bottle of extra virgin olive oil
1
episode
Bottle of Sancerre wine
1
episode
Bottle of wine
1
episode
Boxed set of Walton's works conducted by the composer
1
episode
Boxing bag
1
episode
Boxing punchbag
1
episode
Box of books
1
episode
Box of make-up
1
episode
Box of oil paints
1
episode
Box of oil paints and brushes
1
episode
Box of paints and a supply of brushes and paper
1
episode
Box of seeds
1
episode
Broken and unplayable pop record
1
episode
Bronze sculpture of two men on a bench by Giles Penny
1
episode
Bronze statue of David by Verrocchio
1
episode
Bronze statue of Old and Eighty Jump in the Chair by Philip Blacker
1
episode
Bronze statue of Poseidon
1
episode
Bruce Springsteen's guitar
1
episode
Brushes, paper, and pencils
1
episode
Bubble bath
1
episode
Bucket and spade
1
episode
Buddha sculpture
1
episode
Bumper book of Sudoku
1
episode
Bushmills Irish whiskey
1
episode
Business card holder with a photo of her children and a mirror
1
episode
Butter
1
episode
Cabbages and peas
1
episode
Cable TV
1
episode
Calligraphy materials (brushes, paper, red seal)
1
episode
Camera and photographic developing kit
1
episode
Camera with films and developing equipment
1
episode
Camper van
1
episode
Cannondale bike
1
episode
Canoe
1
episode
Canvas and paints
1
episode
Canvas and tapestry wool
1
episode
Canvases, oil paints, and brushes
1
episode
Canvases, oils, and brushes
1
episode
Canvas roll of dissecting set
1
episode
Carbonated drink maker with inexhaustible supply of flavors
1
episode
Carbon fiber bicycle
1
episode
Cardboard cut-outs of friends and family
1
episode
Carpenter's tool kit
1
episode
Carved Benin head
1
episode
Carved stone head of a Chinese philosopher
1
episode
Carving tools
1
episode
Case of avocado pears
1
episode
Case of Bordeaux wine
1
episode
Case of Chambolle-Musigny Les Amoureux 1978
1
episode
Case of magnums of Château Latour 1961
1
episode
Case of selected malt whiskies
1
episode
Cashmere shawl
1
episode
Cask of brandy
1
episode
Cask of claret
1
episode
Caviar and a knife
1
episode
Cello and facsimile of Bach's cello suites
1
episode
Chainsaw
1
episode
Chaise longue
1
episode
Champagne and pistachio nuts
1
episode
Champagne (Cristal)
1
episode
Champagne (good supply)
1
episode
Champagne (Krug 1959)
1
episode
Champagne-making kit
1
episode
Chanel Lip Gloss
1
episode
Chanel No. 19
1
episode
Charm bracelet
1
episode
Charpoy (traditional Indian rope bed)
1
episode
Château Lafite Rothschild 1967 and Brie cheese
1
episode
Château Lascombes 1966
1
episode
Château Latour
1
episode
Chateau Margot 1961
1
episode
Cheeseburger machine
1
episode
Chess board with jade pieces
1
episode
Chess set
1
episode
Children's artwork
1
episode
Children's exercise books from their childhood
1
episode
Chili sauce
1
episode
Chinese broadsword
1
episode
Chippendale mirror
1
episode
Chocolate bars
1
episode
Christian Louboutin mules
1
episode
Chrysler Building
1
episode
Church organ
1
episode
Cigarettes and whisky
1
episode
Cine projector and circus films
1
episode
Cine projector and films
1
episode
Claret (good claret)
1
episode
Clarinet with unlimited supply of reeds
1
episode
Clay and sculpting tools
1
episode
Clean sheets
1
episode
Cleansing milk and tissues
1
episode
Clock
1
episode
Clockwork radio
1
episode
Cloth of chatouche
1
episode
Cloudy Bay or Saint Clair wine
1
episode
Cocoa butter
1
episode
Coffee and coffee-making equipment
1
episode
Coffee and condensed milk
1
episode
Coffee machine with a frother
1
episode
Cointreau and water with lots of ice
1
episode
Cold cure, pack of cards and writing materials
1
episode
Colin Cowdrey's cricket bowling machine
1
episode
Collection of knives
1
episode
Colours and paper
1
episode
Combined radio and television receiver
1
episode
Commercial flight simulator
1
episode
Compact disc player with radio and solar battery
1
episode
Compass
1
episode
Compendium of parlour games
1
episode
Complete carpenter's cabinet full of tools
1
episode
Complete glamour outfit
1
episode
Complete painting equipment
1
episode
Complete pottery studio
1
episode
Complete series of Yes Minister and Yes Prime Minister
1
episode
Complete set of Ordnance Survey maps of Britain
1
episode
Composer's kit (manuscript paper and pencils)
1
episode
Computer and word processor
1
episode
Computer bridge game with solar battery
1
episode
Computer chess program
1
episode
Computer chess set
1
episode
Computer with modem
1
episode
Computer with pictures of family and friends
1
episode
Concert grand piano
1
episode
Concert grand Steinway piano and tuning fork
1
episode
Conjuring set
1
episode
Contact lenses
1
episode
Cooking range
1
episode
Copper plate engravings of Dürer's Passion
1
episode
Cor anglais
1
episode
Cosmetics
1
episode
Couple of cases of vodka
1
episode
Crème brûlée
1
episode
Cricket bat
1
episode
Cricket bat, ball, and set of stumps
1
episode
Cricket bat signed by Sir Frank Worrell, Clyde Walcott and Everton Weekes (the Three W's)
1
episode
Cricket equipment (bat, ball, stumps, bowling machine, and coconut matting)
1
episode
Crisp shirts and pleated trousers
1
episode
Croquet lawn
1
episode
Crossword puzzle books
1
episode
Crucifix and family photo album
1
episode
Crystal ball
1
episode
Crystallized ginger
1
episode
Cuckoo clock
1
episode
Curry
1
episode
Custom-built racing tricycle
1
episode
Custom-made reclining armchair
1
episode
Cutlass
1
episode
Cuttings of herbs and garlic
1
episode
Cyanide pill
1
episode
Daily crossword by Aricaria
1
episode
Damien Hirst sculpture of Margaret Thatcher, pickled in a tank
1
episode
Darjeeling tea
1
episode
Dark chocolate (75% cocoa)
1
episode
Dark room with some film and camera
1
episode
Dark room with unlimited film, paper and chemicals
1
episode
Deck chair and a ticket machine
1
episode
Denison - a raft (to fish) Gray - a large supply of insecticide
1
episode
Derek Jarman's garden at Prospect Cottage (seeds and plants)
1
episode
Desalinating water bottle
1
episode
Desert Island Discs archive
1
episode
Desk
1
episode
Diamond ring and a loud hailer
1
episode
Diary
1
episode
Dice
1
episode
Did not explicitly choose one; asked about luxury and book together, responded about book only.
1
episode
Digital photo album with solar power
1
episode
Digital radio
1
episode
Diving gear
1
episode
Diving mask
1
episode
Doc Martens boots
1
episode
Dog whip
1
episode
Dojo
1
episode
Dom Pérignon champagne
1
episode
Double portion of Quality Street chocolates
1
episode
Down pillow
1
episode
Drawing board, paper and pencils
1
episode
Drawing books, pencils, and varnish
1
episode
Drawing equipment
1
episode
Drawing materials
1
episode
Dressing case
1
episode
Drinking fountain with two taps marked San Cerre and Claret, connected to French vineyards
1
episode
Dripping toast
1
episode
Dummy keyboard
1
episode
Duxiana bed
1
episode
DVD player
1
episode
DVD player and television set with a stack of sitcom DVDs
1
episode
DVD projector and a huge box of DVDs
1
episode
Early Chinese statuette of a court lady (Wei era)
1
episode
Earrings (jewelry box full of earrings)
1
episode
Eau de Cologne
1
episode
Eau de Soie perfume by Sicily
1
episode
Eddie Gray's juggling equipment
1
episode
Eddie's didgeridoo
1
episode
Electric blanket
1
episode
Electric guitar
1
episode
Electric keyboard
1
episode
Electric razor
1
episode
Electric razor with batteries
1
episode
Electric typewriter
1
episode
Electric typewriter and paper
1
episode
Electric wheelchair with caterpillar tyres, solar powered and robotic arms
1
episode
Empty bathtub with plug and infinite soap
1
episode
Encyclopaedia
1
episode
Encyclopædia Britannica
1
episode
Encyclopedia
1
episode
Endless supply of blended Scotch whisky
1
episode
Endless supply of coffee and a machine to make it
1
episode
Endless supply of freshly laundered white linen sheets
1
episode
Endless supply of good coffee
1
episode
Endless supply of mojitos
1
episode
Endless supply of razors and shaving soap
1
episode
Endless supply of very good leaf tea with a mug, kettle, teapot, and semi-skimmed milk
1
episode
Endless supply of writing material
1
episode
Endless supply of writing materials
1
episode
England cap (velvet with gold trim)
1
episode
English breakfast tea
1
episode
English rock garden
1
episode
Enlightened Buddha statue
1
episode
Enormous amounts of garlic and a garlic press
1
episode
Epstein statue
1
episode
Espresso coffee machine
1
episode
Espresso machine
1
episode
Espresso machine and a pound of coffee
1
episode
Espresso machine with beans and grinder
1
episode
Espresso machine with capsules
1
episode
Espresso maker
1
episode
Essential oils
1
episode
Etruscan frieze of horses
1
episode
Euphonium
1
episode
Everlasting supply of cigarettes
1
episode
Everlasting supply of watercolour paper
1
episode
Exercise implements and equipment
1
episode
Extremely large bottle of a moisturizing lotion
1
episode
Eye drops
1
episode
Eyelash curlers
1
episode
Face and hand creams
1
episode
Face cream
1
episode
Family album
1
episode
Family Photo Albums
1
episode
Family photograph album
1
episode
Family photographs and tape recorder
1
episode
Favourite pens, charcoal, and paints
1
episode
Fax machine
1
episode
Felt tip pens and shiny white paper
1
episode
Female head sculpture from Arsos
1
episode
Fender Stratocaster (serial number E807046)
1
episode
Ferrari
1
episode
Fiberglass sculling boat
1
episode
Field glasses and modern plumbing
1
episode
Fifty-pound jar of Marmite
1
episode
Film camera and the film Monsieur Hulot's Holiday
1
episode
Film of Pleasure's Progress by Will Tuckett
1
episode
Film projector
1
episode
Film projector and cricket films
1
episode
Film projector and films
1
episode
Fins and mask
1
episode
First aid kit
1
episode
Fishing rod and tackle
1
episode
Five ton block of lead as keel for schooner
1
episode
Flame opal
1
episode
Flat water kayak with skirt
1
episode
Flower seeds
1
episode
Flower seeds and armchair
1
episode
Flush toilet
1
episode
Fly fishing rod
1
episode
Foam roller
1
episode
Foam rubber mattress and mosquito net
1
episode
Foam rubber sleeping bag
1
episode
Foie gras
1
episode
Fountain pen
1
episode
Fountain pen, paper, and ink
1
episode
Four pipes and matches
1
episode
Four-poster bed with drapes and comfortable mattress
1
episode
Fragrant body cream
1
episode
Framed Ronald Searle drawings
1
episode
French perfume
1
episode
French seedy mustard
1
episode
French shampoo
1
episode
French silk lined leather glove
1
episode
Fresh flowers delivered daily
1
episode
Freshly ground coffee
1
episode
Fresh water shower
1
episode
Frette sheets
1
episode
Frogwoman's outfit
1
episode
Front seat from a Porsche 911 (leather)
1
episode
Frosties
1
episode
Full bottles of vodka, wine, and whisky, with paper and pens for writing messages
1
episode
Full-scale pipe organ and all the sheet music to accompany it
1
episode
Full set of woodworkers' tools
1
episode
Full size billiard table with Radio 4 built into the legs
1
episode
Full-size billiard table with snooker balls and cues
1
episode
Full-size replica of the Oval Cricket Ground
1
episode
Full-size snooker table with all the apparatus
1
episode
Fully plumbed in flushing lavatory system
1
episode
Funicular railway
1
episode
Games console
1
episode
Garam masala
1
episode
Gardenia bush
1
episode
Gardening stool and garden with tools and fancy plants
1
episode
Garden shed
1
episode
Gas by Edward Hopper
1
episode
Giant supply of pet chow
1
episode
Gibson acoustic guitar
1
episode
Glue
1
episode
Godiva chocolates
1
episode
Goggles
1
episode
Goggles, snorkel, and fins
1
episode
Gold miniature of Winston Churchill
1
episode
Gold pass (freedom of the railways)
1
episode
Gold pocket watch
1
episode
Golf bag with golf clubs
1
episode
Golf ball
1
episode
Golfing equipment
1
episode
Golok (machete)
1
episode
Good luck stone
1
episode
Good shaving gear
1
episode
Goose down duvet
1
episode
Graham Kerr did not specify a luxury item in the transcript.
1
episode
Grand piano, tuning kit, and manual
1
episode
Grapevines
1
episode
Graphic novels
1
episode
Gravity chair
1
episode
Green Havana cigars
1
episode
Greenhouse
1
episode
Guitar with an inexhaustible supply of strings
1
episode
Guitar with manuscript paper and pencil
1
episode
Hairbrush
1
episode
Hair moisturizer
1
episode
Hair restorer
1
episode
Hammam Bouquet perfume by Penhaligon's
1
episode
Handbag
1
episode
Handbag-sized computer
1
episode
Hand-embroidered white cotton nightdress with wild flowers
1
episode
Handkerchief
1
episode
Handkerchiefs
1
episode
Handmade blue suede shoes
1
episode
Hans Christian Andersen's mechanical bird and birdcage
1
episode
Hard hat
1
episode
Harmonium
1
episode
Head of Nefertiti from the Berlin Museum
1
episode
Heated rollers
1
episode
Heavy cast iron cooking pot
1
episode
Helicopter
1
episode
Hellmann's Mayonnaise
1
episode
Hemorrhoid ointment
1
episode
Hendrickje Bathing by Rembrandt
1
episode
Henry Moore mother and child stone statue
1
episode
Herb garden
1
episode
Her commonplace book
1
episode
Her make-up box and contents
1
episode
Hermes hammock
1
episode
Her St Christopher's Medal
1
episode
Her two dogs
1
episode
Her ukelele
1
episode
Her violin and its case with sheet music
1
episode
High-powered binoculars
1
episode
High thread count cotton sheets
1
episode
His daughter's teddy bear
1
episode
His daughter's two teddy bears
1
episode
His eyeglass
1
episode
His 'useless' dog
1
episode
His yellow waistcoat
1
episode
Hologram of my husband
1
episode
Home gym
1
episode
Home recliner
1
episode
Honky-tonk piano
1
episode
Horn
1
episode
Horse saddle
1
episode
Hot and cold running water, a large bathtub, and bath oil
1
episode
Hot chili plant
1
episode
Hot sauce
1
episode
Hot shower
1
episode
Hot shower and some soap
1
episode
Hot water
1
episode
Hot water system
1
episode
Hovercraft wheelchair with a cappuccino machine
1
episode
Howard Hodgkin's painting 'Learning about Russian Music'
1
episode
Humidor full of cigars and matches
1
episode
Humidor full of Royal Jamaica cigars
1
episode
Hunting knife and waterproof matchbox with matches
1
episode
Hurdy-gurdy
1
episode
Hypericum (St. John's wort)
1
episode
Ice-cold vanilla vodka with tonic
1
episode
Ice cream
1
episode
Ice cream maker
1
episode
Ice cream making machine
1
episode
Ice-making machine
1
episode
Imported Italian pasta, tomatoes, Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese, fresh basil, garlic, and extra virgin olive oil
1
episode
Indo-Chinese Buddha
1
episode
Indoor driving range
1
episode
Inexhaustible supply of beautifully laundered Swiss lawn handkerchiefs
1
episode
Inexhaustible supply of black notebooks and Parker pens
1
episode
Inexhaustible supply of tea and a kettle
1
episode
Inflatable pillow
1
episode
Ingredients to make rum punch
1
episode
Ink and a pen
1
episode
Ink pen, paper and correction fluid
1
episode
Insecticide
1
episode
Insect powder and mosquito netting
1
episode
iPod
1
episode
iPod (120 GB)
1
episode
iPod with all the tracks I haven't been allowed
1
episode
Isle of Lewis chess set
1
episode
Istalifi bowl
1
episode
Italian cappuccino making equipment (machine, beans, grinder, milk, fridge)
1
episode
Italian hand stitched leather hiking boots
1
episode
Ivory chess set and chessboard
1
episode
Jaco Maricard
1
episode
Jaguar XK6
1
episode
Jamaican cigars
1
episode
Jefferson chair
1
episode
Jet ski
1
episode
Jewelled gold statuette of St George and the Dragon from the Shutzkammar, Munich
1
episode
John Constable's painting of Willy Lott's cottage
1
episode
John Singer Sargent's portrait of the Sitwells
1
episode
Juggling balls
1
episode
Juggling clubs
1
episode
Jukebox
1
episode
Kaledioscope
1
episode
Karaoke machine
1
episode
Karaoke machine with microphone
1
episode
Kayak
1
episode
Kettle and an inexhaustible supply of tea bags
1
episode
Keyboard
1
episode
King's College Chapel
1
episode
King-sized water bed
1
episode
Kite surfing kit
1
episode
Knife
1
episode
Knitting needles and lots of wool
1
episode
Kumasi Market by John Biggers
1
episode
Lalique clock
1
episode
Landscape by Constable
1
episode
Landscape painting by Ivor Hitchins
1
episode
Land yacht
1
episode
Language teaching records for all languages
1
episode
Laptop
1
episode
Laptop computer and solar batteries
1
episode
Laptop computer with poker software
1
episode
Laptop (word processor only, solar-powered battery)
1
episode
Large Le Creuset pot in Love It Green
1
episode
Large sea chest full of beauty products including soap, shampoo, face cream and perfume
1
episode
Largest case possible of white German wine
1
episode
Large telescope
1
episode
Large tin of acid drops
1
episode
Lavender scented oil
1
episode
Leather folding photograph case containing family photos
1
episode
Leatherman multi-tool
1
episode
Legal medical weed
1
episode
Lego bricks with instruction booklets
1
episode
Lego Millennium Falcon
1
episode
Leica camera
1
episode
Leonardo da Vinci's Annunciation
1
episode
Leonardo Da Vinci's notebooks
1
episode
Library
1
episode
Liebig condenser
1
episode
Lifetime subscription to Vogue
1
episode
Limes by Floris toilet water (two cases)
1
episode
Limitless supply of natural yogurt
1
episode
Linen sheets, a comfy bed, and a hot water bottle
1
episode
Lip gloss
1
episode
Lipstick
1
episode
Lipsticks
1
episode
Live performance of A Midsummer Night's Dream from the Regent's Park Open Air Theatre
1
episode
L'objet Mysterieux
1
episode
Lola Bell's dog collar
1
episode
Longest bar of soap in the world
1
episode
Long spoon
1
episode
Loofah
1
episode
Lots and lots of tea
1
episode
Lots of paper and a pencil
1
episode
Lots of paper, writing books, and biros
1
episode
Lucky sixpence
1
episode
Luncheon of the Boating Party by Pierre-Auguste Renoir
1
episode
Lute
1
episode
Luxurious stationery
1
episode
Luxury bedding
1
episode
Mac computer
1
episode
Machete
1
episode
Madge Allsop
1
episode
Magic carpet
1
episode
Magic tree (fruit tree with chocolate oranges and chilled white burgundy wine sap)
1
episode
Magnifying glass
1
episode
Make-up
1
episode
Makeup (eye palettes and lipsticks)
1
episode
Makeup kit
1
episode
Mango tree (Ratoll mango)
1
episode
Manicure and pedicure set
1
episode
Manicure set and nail varnish
1
episode
Manicure set (including buffer and nail cream)
1
episode
Manuscript paper
1
episode
Manuscript paper and pens
1
episode
Marine chronometer
1
episode
Marrons glacés
1
episode
Martin acoustic guitar
1
episode
Martin D-28 guitar, left-handed, built in the 1930s
1
episode
Martin guitar (Eric Clapton edition)
1
episode
Masaccio's frescoes from the Brancacci Chapel
1
episode
Mask and snorkel
1
episode
Mask and snorkel with neoprene vest
1
episode
Mask, snorkel, and fins
1
episode
McLaren SLR
1
episode
Meerschaum pipe
1
episode
Menu from Maxim's restaurant in Paris
1
episode
Metal detector
1
episode
Mexican crystal skull
1
episode
MG TD 1952
1
episode
Michael Palin (stuffed)
1
episode
Michelangelo's statue of David
1
episode
Milk churn
1
episode
Milky tea
1
episode
Miniature spy glass
1
episode
Mini hand hoover
1
episode
Mink coat
1
episode
Mink stole
1
episode
Mircofilm of Bell's life
1
episode
Miss Dior Eau de Toilette
1
episode
Mixed flower seeds
1
episode
Mobile phone
1
episode
Modelling clay
1
episode
Model of HMS Hood
1
episode
Model theatre
1
episode
Moisturizing cream (anti-wrinkle device made with argan oil)
1
episode
Moisturizing lipstick
1
episode
Monster Bash pinball machine
1
episode
Montblanc pen
1
episode
Mont Blanc pen with inexhaustible ink and spiral squared notebooks from Librae Joseph Gibert on the Boulevard Saint-Michel
1
episode
Monte Cristo cigars
1
episode
Montrachet white wine
1
episode
Moonlit Landscape with Sheep by Samuel Palmer
1
episode
Mosquito repellent
1
episode
Mosquito repellent spray
1
episode
Moulin de la Galette by Renoir
1
episode
Mountain
1
episode
Mountain bike
1
episode
Mouth organ
1
episode
Mouth organ with a how-to-play guide
1
episode
Mr. Trumper's aftershave
1
episode
MS Junius 1 (Ormulum manuscript)
1
episode
Multilingual dictionary
1
episode
Murdoch - A test-your-strength fairground machine Horne - a mah-jong set
1
episode
Musical instrument
1
episode
Music manuscript paper, pencils, and a rubber
1
episode
Music manuscript paper, pencil, sharpener, and rubber
1
episode
My bathroom (with nail scissors in the cabinet)
1
episode
My bed
1
episode
My car
1
episode
My children's pillows
1
episode
My dog
1
episode
My doll (Sarah Jane)
1
episode
My father's piano
1
episode
My favorite knife wrapped in Eric Cantona's red shirt (number 7)
1
episode
My fiddle (violin)
1
episode
My life of the next thirty years
1
episode
My memory
1
episode
My mum's bus pass
1
episode
My own bed
1
episode
My pillow
1
episode
My shadow
1
episode
Nail clipper
1
episode
Nail clippers
1
episode
Nail scissors
1
episode
Neck cushion
1
episode
Needles, cotton, and a bolt of material to embroider hangings for a four-poster bed
1
episode
Nespresso coffee machine with capsules
1
episode
Never ending supply of smoked salmon
1
episode
Newspaper
1
episode
Nicholas, her three-inch-tall boy mascot
1
episode
Nintendo Switch
1
episode
Nobby the teddy bear
1
episode
No information in transcript
1
episode
No luxury item appears in this transcript excerpt.
1
episode
No luxury item found
1
episode
No luxury item was mentioned.
1
episode
No luxury mentioned in transcript
1
episode
(none specified)
1
episode
Northumbrian pipes
1
episode
Nose hair trimmer
1
episode
Notebook
1
episode
Notebook and pencil
1
episode
Notebooks and pens
1
episode
Notebooks and Pentel sign pens
1
episode
Not mentioned
1
episode
Not paying tax or insurance
1
episode
Novelist
1
episode
Number 7 Meccano outfit
1
episode
Nuts
1
episode
Oboe
1
episode
Oil painting equipment
1
episode
Oil painting equipment (easels, canvases, paints)
1
episode
Oil paints
1
episode
Oil paints, brushes, and an easel (with edible paints)
1
episode
Oil paints, brushes, and canvas
1
episode
Oils and a comb
1
episode
Old upright piano
1
episode
Olive oil and mint
1
episode
Olive oil (extra virgin, first pressed Italian)
1
episode
Olympic gold medal
1
episode
Omamori
1
episode
One full day of snow
1
episode
One mile of the River Test
1
episode
One of Anne Rothenstein's paintings
1
episode
One of her mother's quilts
1
episode
One of his lucky charms
1
episode
One of his wife's cakes
1
episode
One of my favourite guitars
1
episode
One ton of blank paper and rolling pens
1
episode
Onion plants
1
episode
On the Banks of the Marne (Winter)
1
episode
Optimo straw hat ($20,000)
1
episode
Orchid-growing kit
1
episode
Organic tobacco roll-up
1
episode
Oriental rug
1
episode
Orrery
1
episode
Orthopaedic cushion
1
episode
Oven
1
episode
Own bathroom with video player
1
episode
Packet of ten W H Smith jumbo pads and twenty-five 4B pencils
1
episode
Pack of seeds
1
episode
Pad and pen
1
episode
Paint box
1
episode
Paint box of watercolours with brush and pad
1
episode
Painting by Domenico Fetti of a sleeping girl
1
episode
Painting by Gauguin
1
episode
Painting by Goya
1
episode
Painting by Michelangelo
1
episode
Painting by Rembrandt in the National Gallery
1
episode
Painting by Renoir
1
episode
Painting equipment
1
episode
Painting equipment (oils, watercolours, canvases, pastels)
1
episode
Painting from the National Gallery
1
episode
Painting: Las Hilanderas (The Spinners) by Diego Velázquez
1
episode
Painting materials and model soldiers
1
episode
Painting materials (paints, canvas, brushes)
1
episode
Painting of London to be commissioned from Graham Sutherland
1
episode
Painting of the Virgin of the Rocks
1
episode
Painting set
1
episode
Painting supplies (thick acrylic paint and canvas)
1
episode
Paints and canvas
1
episode
Paints, charcoal, and paper
1
episode
Paints, oil paints and brushes
1
episode
Paints, pencil and paper
1
episode
Pair of braces and hot water system
1
episode
Pair of wife's earrings
1
episode
Pairs of spectacles
1
episode
Palazzo Schifanoia
1
episode
Panama hat filled with barley sugar
1
episode
Paper and coloured pens
1
episode
Paper and pencil with eraser
1
episode
Paper and pens
1
episode
Paper and pens for drawing cartoons
1
episode
Paper and pens or pencils
1
episode
Paper and pens (self-writing pens)
1
episode
Paper and writing materials
1
episode
Paper, canvas, paints, brushes, and pencils
1
episode
Paper, pen and ink
1
episode
Paper, pencils, and a battery-operated pencil sharpener
1
episode
Paper, pencils, and empty bottles
1
episode
Paper, pencils and paints
1
episode
Paper, pencils, and watercolour supplies
1
episode
Paper, pens and pencils
1
episode
Paper, pens, and watercolours
1
episode
Parchment and pens
1
episode
Parking space
1
episode
Parquet flooring, tap shoes, and tap dance instruction book
1
episode
Pear drops (large, old-fashioned)
1
episode
Pen and journal
1
episode
Pen and paper and unlimited ink
1
episode
Pen and paper (with a magnifying glass pen)
1
episode
Pencil
1
episode
Pencil and pencil sharpener
1
episode
Pencils and watercolours with the paper
1
episode
Pencils, papers, paints, and lots of paper
1
episode
Penny whistle
1
episode
Pen, paper and ink
1
episode
Pens and paper
1
episode
Perfume (First)
1
episode
Perfume 'Knowing' by Estée Lauder
1
episode
Perkins Brailler
1
episode
Perpetual calendar watch
1
episode
Perpetually renewed case of champagne
1
episode
Perrier water
1
episode
Photo album of all the photos I've ever taken
1
episode
Photo albums
1
episode
Photo albums of her children's lives
1
episode
Photo album with family photographs
1
episode
Photograph albums
1
episode
Photograph and recording of her family
1
episode
Photograph collage of all the people I love
1
episode
Photographic album
1
episode
Photograph of Battersea Power Station
1
episode
Photograph of Granny Grove
1
episode
Photograph of his mother at age 17
1
episode
Photograph of his wife and baby son
1
episode
Photograph of his wife Rosie
1
episode
Photograph of my husband
1
episode
Photograph of the face on the Holy Shroud at Turin
1
episode
Photographs
1
episode
Piano and a self-help guide to the piano
1
episode
Piano and Bartok's Microcosmos (six books)
1
episode
Piano and conductor's baton
1
episode
Piano and mattress
1
episode
Piano and sheet music
1
episode
Piano and stool
1
episode
Pianola
1
episode
Pianola with unlimited piano rolls
1
episode
Piano, music manuscript paper and pencil
1
episode
Piano/organ hybrid
1
episode
Piano (with piano bench and sheet music)
1
episode
Piano (with stool)
1
episode
Picasso's The Child and the Dove
1
episode
Picture of Charlie Chaplin and model of a Rolls Royce
1
episode
Picture of his family with a New York background
1
episode
Picture of the Clifton Suspension Bridge
1
episode
Picture of their children and microphone and amplifier
1
episode
Picture postcards of favourite paintings with favourite poems on the back
1
episode
Piece of crystal
1
episode
Piero della Francesca's Nativity
1
episode
Pinball machine
1
episode
Pink champagne
1
episode
Pipe cleaners
1
episode
Piped Today programme
1
episode
Pipes and matches
1
episode
Pizza Express in Notting Hill
1
episode
Pizza oven
1
episode
Planetarium
1
episode
Plastic bath
1
episode
Plastic football
1
episode
Plastic straws
1
episode
Pleasure gardens of Barcelona
1
episode
Plenty of photographs and a big photograph album of my family, my friends, and familiar surroundings
1
episode
Plowden Guarneri violin
1
episode
Pocket calculator
1
episode
Pocket chess set
1
episode
Polaroid camera with unlimited film from the 70s
1
episode
Portable telescope
1
episode
Portable typewriter
1
episode
Portrait by Augustus John
1
episode
Portrait of his wife by Annigoni
1
episode
Pot of stew with dumplings
1
episode
Potter's wheel
1
episode
Potting shed
1
episode
Power Book G3 (laptop computer)
1
episode
PowerBook G3 laptop with Civilization 2 game
1
episode
Power chair
1
episode
Power shower with fresh white fluffy towels
1
episode
Premium bonds
1
episode
Pressure cooker
1
episode
Projector and screen with a library of films
1
episode
Punch bag
1
episode
Punchbag
1
episode
Pyramid stage at Glastonbury with a 1959 Gibson Les Paul guitar
1
episode
Quad bike with a solar panel
1
episode
Racing form books
1
episode
Radio cassette player with long-lasting batteries and language tapes
1
episode
Radio Four
1
episode
Radio telescope
1
episode
Radio transmitter
1
episode
Radio with batteries
1
episode
Rain gauge
1
episode
Raphael's The Marriage of Maria
1
episode
Razor
1
episode
Razor blade
1
episode
Rechargeable solar energy lamp
1
episode
Recorder
1
episode
Recordings of Test Match Special
1
episode
Recording studio
1
episode
Red and white wine
1
episode
Red hair dye
1
episode
Red lipstick
1
episode
Red lipstick and moisturizer
1
episode
Red wine
1
episode
Refrigerated tabernacle
1
episode
Regency candelabra
1
episode
Rembrandt's Bathsheba
1
episode
Renoir's painting
1
episode
RIBA Drawings Collection
1
episode
Robotic sex doll
1
episode
Rodin's Danae
1
episode
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow (open)
1
episode
Rolls Royce, water skis and piano
1
episode
Romney's portrait of Lady Hamilton
1
episode
Rope and rack
1
episode
Ropes of false pearls
1
episode
Rosary beads
1
episode
Rose bush
1
episode
Roses
1
episode
Rose trees
1
episode
Roulette table
1
episode
Royal Albert Hall Organ
1
episode
Rubber mattress
1
episode
Ruled paper and pens
1
episode
Rum
1
episode
Running shoes
1
episode
Sable coat
1
episode
Safety razor
1
episode
Sailcloth
1
episode
Sailing dinghy
1
episode
Salvation Army crest
1
episode
Sampler
1
episode
Sam's England cricket shirt with daughter's bunny sewn onto it
1
episode
Samson tobacco, Rizla liquorice papers, and a rolling machine
1
episode
Sand wedge (sand iron)
1
episode
San Pellegrino on tap
1
episode
Sausages
1
episode
Sauvignon Blanc from New Zealand
1
episode
Saxophone with plenty of reeds
1
episode
Scarf from the Dalai Lama
1
episode
Scented Soap
1
episode
Scissors and Needle and Thread
1
episode
Scrabble board
1
episode
Scrabble set
1
episode
Scribbling pads and ball pens
1
episode
Scuba apparatus
1
episode
Scuba diving equipment
1
episode
Scuba diving equipment and a compressor
1
episode
Scuba diving kit
1
episode
Sculpture of Gaia by David Lomax
1
episode
Sculpture 'Pluto and Persephone' by Bernini
1
episode
Seaside pier with slot machines
1
episode
Seeds for vegetables, beans, tomatoes, and peppers
1
episode
Seismometer
1
episode
Selected cases of French wine
1
episode
Self-contained eternal electric fan
1
episode
Self-inflatable bed mattress
1
episode
Self-propelled treadmill
1
episode
Set of egg tempera paints, boards, and brushes
1
episode
Set of record catalogues
1
episode
Seven-iron golf club and golf balls
1
episode
Sex and the City DVD box set
1
episode
Shampoo
1
episode
Shaving kit and a leather armchair
1
episode
Shaving kit with shaving gel, disposable razors, moisturizing cream and oil
1
episode
Sherry trifle
1
episode
Shotgun
1
episode
Silk pajamas
1
episode
Silk sheet
1
episode
Silk underwear
1
episode
Silver gilt patch box with a singing bird
1
episode
Sistine Chapel
1
episode
Six cases of Scharzhofberger Kabinett
1
episode
Sketch book
1
episode
Sketchbook and a pencil
1
episode
Sketchbook and lots of pencils
1
episode
Sketchbook and pencils
1
episode
Sketch book and pens and pencils
1
episode
Sketch book, pencil, and pen and ink
1
episode
Sketchbooks and pens
1
episode
Sketch pad with felt pens
1
episode
Skincare set and a wide-brimmed hat
1
episode
Skipping rope
1
episode
Skis
1
episode
Sleeping pills
1
episode
Slide projector
1
episode
Small still with an ice-making unit
1
episode
Smoked salmon and wine
1
episode
Smoked salmon with white wine
1
episode
Snorkel and mask
1
episode
Snorkel and Polaroid camera
1
episode
Snorkeling gear
1
episode
Snorkeling gear (frogman snorkel equipment)
1
episode
Snorkeling suit and goggles
1
episode
Snorkel, mask, fins, and digital camera
1
episode
Snorkel outfit
1
episode
Soap and a piano
1
episode
Soap and white tie and tails
1
episode
Soap that kills mosquitoes
1
episode
Sodastream and gas cylinders
1
episode
SodaStream with unlimited gas cylinders
1
episode
Soil and rose bushes
1
episode
Solar battery-operated computer with a hidden compartment containing cyanide
1
episode
Solar fridge
1
episode
Solar heating system and bubble bath
1
episode
Solar hot water system
1
episode
Solar-powered AI-driven puzzle creator
1
episode
Solar powered air conditioner
1
episode
Solar-powered air fryer
1
episode
Solar-powered Apple Macintosh personal computer
1
episode
Solar-powered buggy
1
episode
Solar-powered car
1
episode
Solar powered chess computer
1
episode
Solar powered computer
1
episode
Solar powered digital photograph album
1
episode
Solar-powered DVD player system with the complete West Wing
1
episode
Solar-powered electrical DIY kit
1
episode
Solar-powered electric carving knife
1
episode
Solar-powered electronic piano
1
episode
Solar powered epilator
1
episode
Solar powered espresso machine with a limitless amount of good coffee
1
episode
Solar-powered fridge full of Italian ice cream with lipsticks
1
episode
Solar-powered ice cream maker
1
episode
Solar-powered iPad (as a photo album)
1
episode
Solar powered iPad with card games and family photos
1
episode
Solar-powered lamp
1
episode
Solar-powered laptop with new games each month
1
episode
Solar-powered Magimix
1
episode
Solar-powered radio set
1
episode
Solar powered receiver
1
episode
Solar powered synthesizer
1
episode
Solar-powered synthesizer with built-in sequencer
1
episode
Solar-powered telephone
1
episode
Solar-powered vibrator
1
episode
Solar powered Vitamix
1
episode
Solar powered word processor
1
episode
Solar shower
1
episode
Some form of animal food
1
episode
Sonic probe
1
episode
Sour cream herring
1
episode
South American hammock
1
episode
Space Invaders arcade machine
1
episode
Spade
1
episode
Spaghetti
1
episode
Spanish guitar
1
episode
Spear fishing kit
1
episode
Specially made teddy bear stuffed with Earl Grey tea bags, with a bottle of Lily of the Valley scent around its neck
1
episode
Special writing pads and pens
1
episode
Sports car and petrol
1
episode
Sport suit
1
episode
Spotted dick with Lyle's Golden Syrup
1
episode
Stand up bass (double bass)
1
episode
State-of-the-art trampoline
1
episode
Statue of Archbishop Desmond Tutu
1
episode
Steamer
1
episode
Steamroller
1
episode
Steel pan (soprano tenor)
1
episode
Steinway grand piano
1
episode
Steinway Model D piano (tropicalized)
1
episode
Stephanotis bath oil
1
episode
Stone polisher
1
episode
Stopwatch
1
episode
Stradivarius violin (1710 'Lord Dunraven')
1
episode
Stradivarius violin and model of the Tower of London
1
episode
Sturgeon (live)
1
episode
Sugared apricots (from Schilling Coffee Company)
1
episode
Sunbathing oil
1
episode
Sun block
1
episode
Sunblock, SPF 45
1
episode
Sun cream (factor 25)
1
episode
Sun cream with a high SPF factor
1
episode
Supply of bird seed
1
episode
Swimming goggles with prescription lenses
1
episode
Tagine
1
episode
Tang Dynasty horse
1
episode
Tan lotion
1
episode
Tape recorder with a cassette of recordings from home
1
episode
Tape recorder with batteries and tape
1
episode
Tape recording equipment with solar batteries
1
episode
Tapestry-making kit
1
episode
Tapestry-making materials
1
episode
Tapestry materials (wool and canvas)
1
episode
Tate Modern
1
episode
Tea (Indian tea) and solar-powered kettle
1
episode
Tea-making facilities
1
episode
Tea making outfit with two china cups and saucers, a silver teapot, and every known possible tea
1
episode
Teddy bear
1
episode
Telephone (out of service)
1
episode
Telephone system
1
episode
Television set
1
episode
Television set and satellite dish
1
episode
Television set with satellite link and solar batteries
1
episode
Television set (with solar battery and aerial)
1
episode
Television with the entire history of Channel 4
1
episode
Tempur pillow
1
episode
Tennis ball
1
episode
Tennis ball machine
1
episode
Tennis court with practice wall, net, ball machine, unlimited balls, and rackets
1
episode
Tennis court with racquet and balls
1
episode
Tennis practice equipment
1
episode
Tennis practice wall
1
episode
Tennis practice wall, rackets and balls
1
episode
Tennis racket and ball machine
1
episode
Tennis serving machine with tennis balls and racket
1
episode
Tennis wall with racket and balls
1
episode
Thai fish sauce
1
episode
The 22 movies of the Marvel Cinematic Universe Infinity Saga
1
episode
The Adoration of the Mystic Lamb (Ghent Altarpiece) by Jan van Eyck
1
episode
The Albert Memorial
1
episode
The Archers recordings from the very start
1
episode
The archives of all episodes of Desert Island Discs
1
episode
The Barnes Collection
1
episode
The biggest, most beautiful grand piano
1
episode
The biggest pot of cold cream
1
episode
The biggest telescope that you can muster
1
episode
The British Museum
1
episode
The Commitments (film)
1
episode
The complete series of The West Wing
1
episode
The contents of my potting shed
1
episode
The Dürer
1
episode
The Elgin Marbles
1
episode
The entire contents of my wine cellar
1
episode
The entire outfit she was wearing (including a fake fur cape, crushed red velvet cape, and a red and black striped hat with a scarlet plique)
1
episode
The entire wine cellar of Trinity College, Cambridge
1
episode
The first dress she performed in, green with diamonds
1
episode
The Garden of Earthly Delights by Hieronymus Bosch
1
episode
The Guardian (newspaper subscription)
1
episode
The guitar I made with my dad (the Red Special)
1
episode
The Jar of Apricots by Jean-Baptiste-Siméon Chardin
1
episode
The largest possible cathedral organ
1
episode
The little cross that hangs over her bed
1
episode
The Little Princess by Diego Velázquez
1
episode
The Metropolitan Museum of Art
1
episode
The Mona Lisa
1
episode
The Music Lesson by Johannes Vermeer
1
episode
The original Velasquez painting of Las Meninas
1
episode
The pillow from my family bed
1
episode
Thermos flask
1
episode
Thermos jug
1
episode
Thermos mug
1
episode
The stuffed body of Kenneth Clark
1
episode
The Tempest by Giorgione (on temporary loan from the Accademia, Venice)
1
episode
The Victoria and Albert Museum, London
1
episode
The view from Hay Bluff
1
episode
The voice of Melvin Bragg
1
episode
The wine cellars of All Souls, Oxford
1
episode
The winning post from Cheltenham racecourse
1
episode
The world's biggest church organ
1
episode
The world's largest particle collider
1
episode
Thirty foot of inch by quarter high carbon steel
1
episode
Three metres of prepared lino, with a glass of champagne every two feet
1
episode
Ticket home
1
episode
Tightrope
1
episode
Time
1
episode
Tin whistle
1
episode
Tissues
1
episode
Titian's Bacchus and Ariadne
1
episode
Titian's The Man with the Glove
1
episode
To be missed by the many people I love
1
episode
Tobermory whiskey
1
episode
Tojiro Senko Japanese knives (full set)
1
episode
Tools and blank glass to grind a reflector telescope
1
episode
Toothbrush and toothpaste
1
episode
Toothbrushes and toothpaste
1
episode
Toothpaste and a toothbrush
1
episode
Top-of-the-range Jaguar XK8
1
episode
Torch
1
episode
Total Block suncream
1
episode
Transistor radio with a good supply of batteries
1
episode
Travel itinerary
1
episode
Triangular pillow
1
episode
Tribute Heads by Elisabeth Frink
1
episode
Trinovid binoculars 8x20
1
episode
Triptych May June 1973
1
episode
Trombone and materials for making a crystal radio
1
episode
Turkish delight
1
episode
TV, video player, and a collection of videos of cricket matches
1
episode
Twelve flight log books
1
episode
Twenty tons of pine needles
1
episode
Two and a half miles of Hampshire Chalk Stream, the upper Itchen
1
episode
Two cases of champagne
1
episode
Two casks of Château Margaux
1
episode
Two dozen bottles of Château Latour 1962
1
episode
Two enormous casks of Chateau Margaux
1
episode
Two established vines (Sauvignon blanc and Grenache) and a tin bath
1
episode
Two packs of playing cards
1
episode
Two pianos
1
episode
Two pillows
1
episode
Two sets of language tapes: Swahili and Italian
1
episode
Two-sided picture frame
1
episode
Two thousand soft toilet rolls
1
episode
Two very comfortable armchairs
1
episode
Typewriter and paper
1
episode
Typewriter and paper and golf clubs and balls
1
episode
Typewriter and unlimited supply of paper
1
episode
Typewriter, paper, and a table
1
episode
Typewriter, paper and pen
1
episode
Typewriter, unlimited paper and ribbons
1
episode
Ukelele
1
episode
Ukulele
1
episode
Unbreakable spectacles
1
episode
Underwater breathing apparatus
1
episode
Underwater mask
1
episode
Unfinished tapestries
1
episode
Union Jack flag
1
episode
Union Jack, twelve foot by eight
1
episode
Unlimited amount of paper and a large number of pencils
1
episode
Unlimited paint and canvas
1
episode
Unlimited paper and a pen
1
episode
Unlimited quantities of good hard paper and pens with thick nibs
1
episode
Unlimited quantities of quality white paper and one fountain pen with black ink
1
episode
Unlimited sketch pads and watercolour paints and oils
1
episode
Unlimited supply of A4 white paper and cartridges for a Waterman fountain pen
1
episode
Unlimited supply of A4 white paper and cartridges for fountain pen
1
episode
Unlimited supply of golf balls and a set of clubs
1
episode
Unlimited supply of killer Sudoku extremes (on paper with pencil)
1
episode
Unlimited supply of paper and pencils
1
episode
Unlimited supply of pencil and ballpoint pens and paper
1
episode
Unlimited supply of plain paper and pilot ballpoint pens
1
episode
Unlimited supply of toilet paper
1
episode
Unlisted radio telephone
1
episode
Untitled 2009 by Roger Hiorns (two car engines soaked in copper sulphate crystals)
1
episode
Upright piano
1
episode
Upright piano with instructions
1
episode
Upright piano with waterproof cover
1
episode
Van Gogh's Irises
1
episode
Vanity case
1
episode
Vaporizer and cannabis seeds
1
episode
Vibraphone (electric)
1
episode
Victoria and Albert Museum
1
episode
Victoria and Albert Museum (V&A)
1
episode
Victorian brass microscope
1
episode
Vidal Sassoon shampoo (dozen bottles)
1
episode
Video cassette of his performances
1
episode
Video of the film 'Oh, Mr. Porter!'
1
episode
Video recorder
1
episode
Video recorder and television with a tape of the Queen Mother's birthday parade
1
episode
Video recording of an ideal family day in Cornwall in 1995
1
episode
Video recording of the programme 'This Is Your Life'
1
episode
Vietnamese cookbooks
1
episode
Vino Nobile di Montepulciano
1
episode
Vintage Martin acoustic guitar
1
episode
Violin and champagne
1
episode
Virtual reality module
1
episode
Virtual sherry trifle with a pot of glacé cherries
1
episode
Waistcoat (his mascot since 1903)
1
episode
Wales Millennium Centre (new opera house in Cardiff)
1
episode
Walking boots and a waterproof
1
episode
War memorial outside Euston station
1
episode
Watercolour painting equipment (paints, paper, brushes)
1
episode
Watercolour paints and a lifetime supply of paper
1
episode
Watercolour paints and a pad
1
episode
Watercolour paints, brushes, and paper
1
episode
Watercolour paper and paint box
1
episode
Watercolours and paper
1
episode
Watercolours and Whatman hot press paper
1
episode
Waterproof paper, Indian ink, and a pen
1
episode
Water wings
1
episode
Weaving needle
1
episode
Weedless organic loaf
1
episode
Well-stocked bar
1
episode
Welsh tea bags
1
episode
Whisky and ginger ale
1
episode
White crisp linen sheets
1
episode
White truffle from Alba
1
episode
Whittling kit
1
episode
Wine (Beaujolais)
1
episode
Wine (champagne, Chardonnay, and South African red blends) with a solar-powered wine fridge
1
episode
Winemaking kit
1
episode
Winged Victory of Samothrace
1
episode
Wok
1
episode
Woman's evening gown
1
episode
Wood carving tools
1
episode
Wooden statue of St Florian
1
episode
World Sports News (delivered in a bottle per week)
1
episode
Writing materials and a Union Jack flag
1
episode
Writing materials and reclining chair
1
episode
Writing materials (National Brand green paper, Smythson paper, Micron pens, and IBM Selectric 2 typewriter)
1
episode
Writing materials (paper and pens)
1
episode
Writing paper
1
episode
Writing shed
1
episode
Yamaha MIDI computerized concert grand piano
1
episode
Yeast
1
episode
Yellow Rolls-Royce
1
episode
Yellow rotating pencil and book of unlined paper
1
episode
Yoga mat and prayer mat
1
episode
Yorkshire tea
1
episode
Young Lady in Profile by Giovanni Ambrogio de Predis
1
episode
Zippo lighter
1
episode