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Desert Island Discs
Presented by Michael Parkinson
A writer, artist and guide whose hand-drawn guidebooks to the Lake District and other northern landscapes are known as Wainwrights.
Eight records
I immediately became fond of the Viennese waltzes of the Strauss family. And my first choice from a a dozen Strauss waltzes that I greatly enjoy would be Tales from the Vienna Woods, sung by Richard...
I would like to select one that became immensely popular, and it was called Smoke Gets In Your Eyes.
There's an Empty Cot in the Bunk House Tonight
But there was one in particular that always brought a tear to my eye. … And it's a story of the dedication of a cowboy for the animals in his care.
Another type of song that I always enjoyed were the Italian tenors singing Neapolitan songs. One of my favourites, and I think everybody's favourite, was Come Back to Suriname.
After the war there were several musicals … But the one I've chosen is the first song in Oklahoma, Oh What a Beautiful Morning.
The Happy Wanderer
I've always regretted there was never a good walking song for the Lake District. But I did hear some time ago a record sung by a children's choir that I became very fond of, and it's called The Happy Wanderer.
That's a wonderful story in Scottish history, and it's remembered in a song, the Sky Boat Song, which would now be my next choice.
Lara's ThemeFavourite
the music of Morris Jar simply fitted in absolutely. And there was one tune in it which I think became known as Lara's theme.
The keepsakes
The book
Not recorded.
The luxury
I wasn't had an ambition to grow a beard... but on a desert island it would be ideal... So I'd like a mirror, small mirror, just to see how it's getting on every day.
In conversation
Presenter asks
You've got a reputation for being a bit of a recluse, not liking publicity. Why is that?
I suppose it's true to some extent because with one or two exceptions, I do prefer my own company to that of other people. and during my walking years I always walked alone.
Presenter asks
The problem with writing wonderful guide books is that you attract people to the landscapes you love and hence destroy some of the peace. Does that worry you?
Well I've often been charged with that, but I don't think so, and I certainly don't reproach myself about it. There's been such a change in leisure habits that when I started on the Fells there were very few walkers there. Nowadays they walk in procession, and they would have come anyway, because they've more money to spend, they've more leisure time.
The recording
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Speaker 3
Hello, I'm Kirsty Young, and this is a podcast from the Desert Island Discs archive. For rights reasons, we've had to shorten the music.
Speaker 3
The programme was originally broadcast in nineteen eighty eight, and the presenter was Sue Lawley.
Presenter
My Castaway this week is a writer and an artist, but first of all a guide. He is the constant companion of any serious walker in the Lake District. Indeed, a man would be a fool to set out without him. He's charted its every fell and tarn, and many too in the Yorkshire Dales, in Scotland, and in North Wales books written in his own hand, accompanied by detailed maps and careful pen and ink drawings. The guides, which have sold more than a million now, are a walker's passport to pleasure. They're known, of course, fondly as Wainwrights. My Castaway is Alfred Wainwright.
Presenter
Not a name, mister Wainwright, that um you revealed for years, Alfred. Do you dislike it so much?
Alfred Wainwright
It's a nice name for a little boy, but it doesn't suit a man, I think.
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And uh I tried to keep it anonymous for a very long time.
Presenter
But you failed in the end.
Alfred Wainwright
I failed in the end, yeah.
Presenter
You've got a reputation for being a bit of a recluse, not liking publicity. Why is that?
Alfred Wainwright
I suppose it's true to some extent because uh
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With one or two exceptions, I do prefer my own company to that of other people.
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and uh during my walking years I always walked alone.
Presenter
But is it that you don't like other people? Do you think you're naturally antisocial?
Alfred Wainwright
Yes, I am antisocial, and getting worse as I get older. It started a shyness.
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It isn't shyness now. I can face anybody now.
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and not feel inferior to them.
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But uh I'd much rather.
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Be alone.
Presenter
Well, now you're an ideal castaway in that sense, because most people come along onto the desert island and say, Oh, I'm going to miss people, but you don't care about that at all.
Alfred Wainwright
No, not at all, no.
Presenter
So you're looking forward to being castaway?
Alfred Wainwright
Well it depends on the conditions. I mean, if there's a chip shop on the island I can go on for years.
Presenter
There isn't one of those, and it's hot. Do you like the heat?
Alfred Wainwright
Not particularly.
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Yeah.
Presenter
And music. Do you prefer silence or do you like music?
Alfred Wainwright
Prefer silence.
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I think I should make it quite clear that music has never played an important part in my life. It's never been an inspiration to me.
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Uh rather an irritation very often.
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The transformation in my life came with the talkies.
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and you'll find that all my tunes belong to past ages.
Presenter
All right, let's have the first one then. What is it to be?
Alfred Wainwright
Well, I was in the twenties before I heard any music at all.
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and I immediately became fond of the Viennese waltzes of the Strauss family.
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And my first choice from a a dozen Strauss waltzes that I greatly enjoy would be Tales from the Vienna Woods, sung by Richard
Speaker 4
The wheels of wood, so many stories unfold, of eyes of blue, of eyes so bloom, of sweetest maids without the throne, the stories yen of wood and flows, the sweetest tales that could be told, Love stories they are sing. How I sang of love's young dream to the murmur of a stream, and to my name to gay, how I sang of love's young dream to the murmur of a stream, and to my care sweet ribbons away.
Presenter
Richard Talber singing the Strausswalts Tales from the Vienna Woods.
Presenter
Mr Wainwright, the problem of course with writing wonderful guide books is that you attract people to the landscapes that you love and hence destroy some of the peace that you love. Does that worry you?
Alfred Wainwright
Well I've often been
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charged with that, but I don't think so, and I certainly don't reproach myself about it.
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There's been such a change in leisure habits that uh when I started on the Fells there were very few walkers there. Nowadays they walk in procession, and they would have come anyway, because they've more money to spend, they've more leisure time.
Presenter
Now it
Presenter
But when you've ever met them you've walked straight on.
Alfred Wainwright
Try to avoid them, you know.
Presenter
How do you do that? I mean, if you meet a lone walker on top of a fell and you're walking well, you've got to say something.
Presenter
Yeah
Alfred Wainwright
Haven't really. You can strike off in another direction. There are boulders you can get behind.
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No. My pet hit, of course, are school parties, where you get a caterpillar of about forty kids coming along.
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And you say good morning to the first one and
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The rest of'em have to share that because I'm not going to say it forty times.
Presenter
Can you remember when you were first bitten by the walking bug?
Alfred Wainwright
Well, that goes back a very long time, because it was the only pastime we had when we were children in the nineteen.
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Twenties.
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or earlier than that even. Nobody ever had a penny to spend, so we amused ourselves in ways that doesn't seem to appeal at all to children these days. We play hide and seek, we could play marbles along the gutter, kick a rag ball about.
Presenter
Goodness.
Alfred Wainwright
Collect cigarette cards.
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It is a wonderful life, really.
Presenter
This was in Blackburn in Manchester.
Alfred Wainwright
This was in Blackburn, yes.
Presenter
Okay.
Alfred Wainwright
Well, I was brought up in a two-up and two-down cottage.
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It was exactly like ten thousand other cottages in Blightman.
Presenter
What did your father do?
Alfred Wainwright
He was a stonemason.
Presenter
Yeah.
Alfred Wainwright
I would call him an itinerant storm mason, because he travelled about the north of England looking for work. No every member of the family was born in a different town in the north of England. But he was very largely out of work, couldn't find work.
Presenter
So you are very poor?
Alfred Wainwright
Very poor. Yeah.
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But so was everybody else. You never felt that you were poor, because everybody was in the same boat.
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People accepting the position. That's the way they were born, that to go in the mill and work for a living.
Presenter
The cotton mill Yeah.
Alfred Wainwright
Yeah.
Presenter
Yeah?
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Cotton mills all round the house.
Presenter
Let's hear your second record to win.
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Well, yes, as I say, I didn't hear any music until the nineteen thirties really, after talkies came in.
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And I was immediately
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Fond of the American songwriters Irving Berlin, Jerome Kern, Coleporter.
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So the talk has made a tremendous difference to me.
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And uh I would like to select one that became immensely popular, and it was called Smoke Gets In Your Eyes.
Speaker 4
They said someday you'll find All who love are abled When your heart's on fire You must realize
Speaker 4
Smoke gets in
Speaker 4
So I chaffed them and I gaily laughed.
Speaker 4
To think they could doubt my love
Presenter
Well, now, as I understand it, the young Alfred Wainwright was a bit of a clever clogs and destined not to go to the cotton mill, is that right?
Alfred Wainwright
I think I think I must admit that that that is right.
Presenter
Admit.
Alfred Wainwright
I did very well at the board school and uh the teachers all said you ought to go to the central school in the middle of the town, which I did with considerable apprehension because I d I had no decent clothes to wear, no clo no shoes, but there I did extremely well and came first in every subject in the first year. There were about twenty subjects.
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There wasn't much money coming in at all.
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Um I wanted to help out. And uh at the age of thirteen there was an advert in the local paper for an office boy in the town hall.
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And I applied for that and got it.
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whereas everybody else that I knew was going into the cotton mill.
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I wouldn't have liked that.
Presenter
How much did you get a week to remember?
Alfred Wainwright
Yes, a magnificent sum.
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I started at fifteen shillings a week, and I was only thirteen years old, and I remember running all the way home to tell my mother.
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who uh had a hard time really. I mean I used to waking up in the middle of the night and I could hear the mangle going in the kitchen downstairs because to make things meet she had to take in washing from rather more affluent neighbours.
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So that was sad.
Presenter
Well now let's move on to to nineteen thirty, when you were aged twenty three and you took your first holiday away from home.
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By that age I had saved up five pounds.
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and I'd heard a lot about the Lake District, which until then had been a world away.
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although there are only sixty miles between us.
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I did, as everybody told me went up to Orrest Head, which overlooks Windermere.
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And
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I just couldn't believe that such beauty could exist. It made a whole world of difference to me.
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That did change my life.
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I decided then that this is a place I wanted to live.
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nineteen forty one.
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I applied for a job in Kendall.
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The town hall in candle.
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And got it.
Presenter
And that was the beginning.
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That was the next power.
Presenter
And the next part of your life.
Alfred Wainwright
Yeah.
Presenter
Let's pause there for your third record.
Alfred Wainwright
Now, this is a tearjerk.
Presenter
My handkerchief is ready.
Alfred Wainwright
Bye out.
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You'd need a hanker for this.
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Um another game we played as boys was Cowboys and Indians, and I got very fond of the Wild West.
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And I became very fond of Westerns in the cinema. I still am.
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I'd I'd still rather see a Western film than uh any other.
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But accompanying the films were Hillbilly Weston songs.
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But there was one in particular that always brought a tear to my eye.
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And it's a story of the dedication of a cowboy for the animals in his care.
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The setting is a wild winter's day.
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snowstorms, and the cattle being brought down from the range to the shelter of the corral.
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And one little calf is missing, and a cowboy volunteers to go and look for it.
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And what happened?
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You will now hear in this story called There's an Empty Cot in the Bunk House Tonight.
Speaker 4
I've got three in the morning.
Speaker 4
And put that maverick to bed.
Speaker 4
Then he flopped on his back, not able to move, this morning poor Limpi was dead.
Speaker 4
There's a cot unused in the bunkhouse tonight. There's a pento's head hanging low. The spur
Presenter
There's an empty cot in the bunkhouse tonight. The singer was Rex Allen. It's terribly sad that.
Presenter
It's gonna depress you.
Alfred Wainwright
Yeah.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
You were thirty four years old, and um at last you'd managed to get to live in the place where your heart was in the Lake District. But you still hadn't written anything more than a government report at this stage, had you?
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Boss.
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No, I hadn't.
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No, not really.
Presenter
So when did you decide on this project to write all about the Lake District in such detail?
Alfred Wainwright
Well
Presenter
What
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I was trained as an accountant.
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And uh
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When I came to the Lake District I had a golden opportunity of getting out walking on the fells. And although there weren't many people walking in those days, I was always coming across people who who were lost.
Presenter
That was all
Alfred Wainwright
There were no guide books to the fells, and it was important that there should be.
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So more for my amusement than anything else I started to write the guide books. I thought when I'm an old man and I can't walk the hills, these will be memories for me.
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I finished the first volume after two years working every day night on them, so I I really got obsessed by what I was doing.
Presenter
Nice.
Alfred Wainwright
I was able to illustrate them with drawings. I was able to give features the natural features of the mountain, the w routes of ascent, the ridge routes to the next one, the view, the summit. Dealt with them all like that, one after another.
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I finished the first book of uh some two hundred pages and uh I thought uh
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These might be useful to other people, too.
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Under
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I let half a dozen people see them, and they all, without exception, said you ought to get this published.
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At the time, although I had only thirty five pounds saved on,
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I went to a local printer.
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and asked what it would cost to have a two thousand copies made.
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And he he worked it out. It said nine hundred pounds.
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I said I only got thirty-five.
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Well, he said, Never mind, this book will sell.
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Pay me off as you sell them.
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and he went ahead and printed them.
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Now that was a wonderful thing.
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Now that firm continued to publish, but were taken over by Westmoreland Gazette.
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and Westmoreland Gazette have continued ever since to publish most of my books, and they've been a great friend to me, and I wanted every page to be exactly as I had written it by hand. So they were all photographed.
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And that's how the boat came into being.
Presenter
You used the word obsessed just now. I mean, it it was a kind of obsession, wasn't it?
Alfred Wainwright
Yeah.
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Actually what?
Presenter
It must have dominated your life.
Alfred Wainwright
It did.
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Nothing mattered to me except getting these books done. I had a single track mine.
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And it ended finally with my wife walking out and taking the dog, and I never saw her again.
Presenter
And did you blame her?
Alfred Wainwright
Not at all.
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Well now she's stuck it for thirty odd years.
Alfred Wainwright
Right. What's your next question?
Presenter
I'm going to ask you for another record now.
Alfred Wainwright
Another type of song that I always enjoyed were the Italian.
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Tenors singing Neapolitan songs. One of my favourites, and I think everybody's favourite.
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was Come Back to Suriname.
Speaker 4
Ah, Charadio, the sienti siesti churande no proci vio.
Alfred Wainwright
Uh
Presenter
Come back to Sorrento, Luciano Pavarotti with the National Philharmonic Orchestra conducted by Gian Carlo Giamello.
Presenter
What makes a good walker, then, mister Wainwright? How would you define a good man on the fells?
Alfred Wainwright
I don't think there's any art about walking, and I can't understand why you get tremendous volumes in how to walk.
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Uh it's a natural thing.
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But on the fells, which are quite rough, you must take care to watch where you're putting your feet.
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Um there's a temptation always to look round at the view as you're walking along. You mustn't do that. That's the way accidents happen.
Presenter
You've often slipped on the top, haven't you, and a canvas on on the top. That must be a marvellous experience.
Alfred Wainwright
Canvas on on the top
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It is a moral experience, yes.
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Yeah.
Presenter
What's it like when you wake up?
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Eer it's eerie.
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There's absolute sound.
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and all around the mountains are just black silhouettes.
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And then gradually you get the grey dawn. And invariably in in the lake district at dawn the valleys are filled with a white vapor, which gradually dissolves, and you watch it gradually dissolves and reveal the the fields and pastures below.
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Wonderful experience.
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Always alone,
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You know that you're only the person on the fells that morning. It's like being a king.
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wandering where you like, this is my throne, and knowing that for four or five hours at any rate you've got the fells to yourself to wander just where you like, and nobody else will appear on the scene.
Presenter
Let's have another record.
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But it will be clear up to now that I only like music that has a good tune with it.
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A tune that haunts you, that you can whistle.
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And then
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After the war
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There were several musicals.
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Like Oklahoma, the King and I, sound of music.
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South Pacific.
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that were a real delight to me, and I could listen to them over and over again, and sing them to myself for weeks afterwards.
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But the one I've chosen is uh
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The first song in Oklahoma, Oh What a Beautiful Morning.
Speaker 4
Oh what a beautiful morning. Oh what a beautiful day I got a beautiful feeling Everything's going my way All the sounds of the earth are like music All the sounds are visible.
Presenter
Gordon McRae singing Oh, What a Beautiful Morning from the soundtrack of the film Oklahoma.
Alfred Wainwright
What's a wonderful, inspiring song.
Presenter
Whatsoever
Alfred Wainwright
And you notice he talks about the sounds of the earth are like music. Now, that's the sort of music that I really prefer.
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The tinkle of a mountain stream, the twittering of birds, the rustle of leaves in a forest in autumn, the sound of the wind sighing across the mountain tops,
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That's music to me.
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And there's never any discord, it's harmony.
Presenter
You're um you're eighty one years old now. Do you still walk a lot?
Alfred Wainwright
No.
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No.
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No, unfortunately my eyes have gone in the last two or three years. And uh I mean, I always counsel people to watch where they're putting their feet on these rough mountain tracks.
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Now
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The last time.
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that I I did a fellow.
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It was a pouring wind day, terrible.
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and I was stumbling and slipping all over the place, and it wasn't because that my glasses was mistied.
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It was because I couldn't see where I was putting my feet.
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And that's the last time I did a fellow.
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and the mountains
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wept tears for me that day.
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Never stop running.
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Latterly I've been more engaged in writing than than walking and
Presenter
Well, you'll be able to sit on the desert island, mister Wainwright, and go for all these walks in your head, because you know them all so well.
Alfred Wainwright
Yes.
Presenter
Ha have you ever been abroad, by the way?
Alfred Wainwright
No, I've never been on a ship or an aeroplane.
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I hate going south from Canal.
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I have no ambition to travel abroad. I couldn't face the uh the customs and the new currency and the foreign language and the foreign food and the passport.
Presenter
Well, you're going to face none of that in being cast away,'cause we plonk you directly on to the desert island, you see, and you will sit there in the tropical sunshine. Is is that right?
Alfred Wainwright
Would there be anybody to look after me?
Presenter
Nobody.
Alfred Wainwright
Because I can't look after myself.
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I've always been well looked after.
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Would there be chip shops on the island?
Presenter
Nope.
Alfred Wainwright
No, well I'll be dead in in a month. In malnutrition.
Presenter
I'm going to ask you for another record. We've got to the sixth one. What's that to be?
Alfred Wainwright
Well, I've always regretted there was never a good walking song for the Lake District.
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But uh I did hear some time ago.
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wa a record sung by a a cher children's choir that uh I became very fond of, and it's called The Happy Wanderer.
Speaker 4
I love to go wandering along the mountain track.
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Wondering
Speaker 4
And as I go, I love to see my knapsack on my back.
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Because I go
Speaker 4
My dream, my drug, my dream.
Speaker 4
And all I danced on my bed.
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Back on my
Presenter
The Happy Wanderer a good walking song, that. Well, now, mister Wainwright, I understand that you give all the royalties from your books, of which there must be quite a bit, to animal charities. Is that right?
Alfred Wainwright
Not strictly right. No, and I I really should correct a misapprehension that's got into the national press about this. I don't give my royalties to charities.
Alfred Wainwright
What happens is that in my contract with the publishers I insert a clause which says I hereby renounce all rights to any royalties earned by this book.
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And leave their distribution to the discretion of the publishers.
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So the position is.
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That I don't receive any royalties, but the publishers who I trust implicitly.
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Make an equivalent donation to the registered charity, which they know I support.
Presenter
And which chart is that?
Alfred Wainwright
Well, there are two now. There's uh Animal Rescue Cumbria.
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And another that I founded two or three years ago, the Wainwright Animal Trust, which which helps other welfare, animal welfare or organisations in need of financial help.
Presenter
What sort of animals do you rescue?
Alfred Wainwright
Got some dogs mainly.
Presenter
Rescue them from what?
Alfred Wainwright
From distress.
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We have actually more cats and kittens than dogs.
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And there's some
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Awful stories, really. Kittens being tied up in plastic bags and left on rubbish tips and dogs being thrown out of cars on the motorway because they're no longer wanted. Now
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We try to find homes for those after nursing them back to health.
Presenter
And your your wife, your second wife, Betty?
Alfred Wainwright
Yeah.
Presenter
has to do with all of this, doesn't she?
Alfred Wainwright
She supervises the place, spends a lot of time there.
Presenter
And she supervises you as well.
Alfred Wainwright
Oh yes, yes.
Presenter
What does she do for you?
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Everything.
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Everett.
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She does everything for me.
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and especially now that I'm approaching senility.
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I absolutely depend on it.
Presenter
So we have another record.
Alfred Wainwright
I often go to Scotland, and in fact I've been visiting Scotland for forty years.
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Who was going up the west coast?
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And um
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As you go up the west coast you get a view of sky across the water. In certain conditions it's magic. Sometimes it's misty, a bit mysterious. Sometimes it's silhouetted against the setting sun.
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And of course uh the most romantic period of Scotland's history was the coming of Bonnie Prince Charlie, who last landed on the west coast.
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gathered an army about him of Highlanders.
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went to Culloden where they suffered a terrible defeat and he had to fly back across Scotland.
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but finally got to the West Coast again, and went across to Skye, where he found refuge with Flora Macdonald. That's a wonderful story in Scottish history, and it's remembered in a song, the Sky Boat Song, which would now be my next choice.
Speaker 4
Bunny boats like a bird on the wing, run with the sailors cry Carry the lad that's born to be king over the sea
Speaker 4
Loud the winds howl, loud the waves roar, Thunderclaps rend the air.
Speaker 4
Battle our foes, stand by the shore, although they will not dare Speed funny boat like a bird on the wing, Farm would the sailors cry
Speaker 4
Carry the lad that's born to be king over the sea to the sky.
Presenter
Kenneth McKellar with The Skyboat Song.
Presenter
I should say that um before we met I received my orders from you, and that was not just your list of records, but also a list of things that you wanted to talk about, and one of them we haven't touched on yet is religion. So tell me about you and it.
Alfred Wainwright
Well, I can soon dispose of that.
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because I've no time at all for an organized religion.
Presenter
What about you, though? Do you have your own personal faith?
Alfred Wainwright
I'm afraid not. No, I can't believe that we go to heaven or hell.
Presenter
But can't you believe when you stand on top of those hills and see all that beauty that you've described, can't you believe there's something greater, some higher power?
Alfred Wainwright
Yeah.
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Yes, but uh but it's a mystery that nobody's ever solved the beginning of the world.
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And it really is a wonderful world, a beautiful world.
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I'm sure somebody's created it.
Alfred Wainwright
But I don't know who.
Presenter
Your eighth record, if you would, please.
Alfred Wainwright
I have two petty versions. One is musical background, which is very often out of place and uh seems totally wrong. It's unrealistic. The other is, of course,
Presenter
Uh
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The cackling studio audiences. I hate them. I switch off.
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The one exception
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to background music occurred
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in what I consider to be the best film I've ever seen, because it was absolutely appropriate to the landscape and the scenery.
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And that was Doctor Zivargo. That was a wonderful film.
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and the music of Morris Jar simply fitted in absolutely.
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And there was one tune in it which I think became known as Lara's theme.
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And I would very much like to hear that.
Speaker 4
Uh
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Uh
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I'm where
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Fill blossoms in green and gold and there are dreams all about.
Presenter
Lara's theme from the film Doctor Shivago, sung by Johnny Mathis.
Presenter
Now then, mister Wainwright, the moment of decision. First of all, you have to decide which of those records you would like to have more than any of the others.
Alfred Wainwright
Well, I think I would take Lara's thing.
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Because uh
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I'm regularly sentimental.
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Roman.
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And uh
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I'd like to dissolve away in a flood of tears. And and the
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Laracene would do it.
Presenter
What about your book now? Because, as you know, you've got the Bible and you've got the complete works of Shakespeare.
Alfred Wainwright
Well, I wouldn't want either of those because I couldn't read them.
Presenter
Well, I was
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And that one wouldn't want a book at all.
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You've told me there are no chip shops on the island, so that I haven't a great deal of time to spend there before I
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Put it away.
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Um I wasn't had an ambition to grow a beard.
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And I've never been able to face people and the comments if I'd try to do it now.
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But on a desert island it would be ideal, wouldn't it?
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So I'd like a mirror, small mirror, just to see how it's getting on every day.
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And the other things that I would take
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Will be two photographs.
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One photograph of the Blackburn Rovers football team that won the FA Cup in nineteen twenty eight. That was really a highlight of my life.
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and the second would be of my wife.
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who has been a treasure to me, and continues to be.
Presenter
when you can have the photographs instead of all the books.
Alfred Wainwright
Yes, please.
Presenter
And you can have a mirror for your luxury.
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The other
Presenter
So you can have a good look at the beard.
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Be
Presenter
And I'd like to say thank you very much indeed, Alfred Wainwright, for letting us hear your desert island discs.
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Presenter asks
Can you remember when you were first bitten by the walking bug?
Well, that goes back a very long time, because it was the only pastime we had when we were children in the nineteen twenties. or earlier than that even. Nobody ever had a penny to spend, so we amused ourselves in ways that doesn't seem to appeal at all to children these days. We play hide and seek, we could play marbles along the gutter, kick a rag ball about. Collect cigarette cards. It is a wonderful life, really.
Presenter asks
So when did you decide on this project to write all about the Lake District in such detail?
I was trained as an accountant. When I came to the Lake District I had a golden opportunity of getting out walking on the fells. And although there weren't many people walking in those days, I was always coming across people who were lost. There were no guide books to the fells, and it was important that there should be. So more for my amusement than anything else I started to write the guide books. I thought when I'm an old man and I can't walk the hills, these will be memories for me. I finished the first volume after two years working every day night on them, so I really got obsessed by what I was doing.
Presenter asks
You used the word obsessed just now. I mean, it was a kind of obsession, wasn't it? It must have dominated your life. And did you blame her?
It did. Nothing mattered to me except getting these books done. I had a single track mine. And it ended finally with my wife walking out and taking the dog, and I never saw her again. Not at all. Well now she's stuck it for thirty odd years.
Presenter asks
Tell me about you and religion. Do you have your own personal faith? Can't you believe when you stand on top of those hills and see all that beauty, there's something greater, some higher power?
Well, I can soon dispose of that. because I've no time at all for an organized religion. I'm afraid not. No, I can't believe that we go to heaven or hell. Yes, but it's a mystery that nobody's ever solved the beginning of the world. And it really is a wonderful world, a beautiful world. I'm sure somebody's created it. But I don't know who.
“Yes, I am antisocial, and getting worse as I get older. It started a shyness. It isn't shyness now. I can face anybody now. and not feel inferior to them. But I'd much rather be alone.”
“I just couldn't believe that such beauty could exist. It made a whole world of difference to me. That did change my life.”
“Nothing mattered to me except getting these books done. I had a single track mine. And it ended finally with my wife walking out and taking the dog, and I never saw her again.”
“It's like being a king. wandering where you like, this is my throne, and knowing that for four or five hours at any rate you've got the fells to yourself to wander just where you like, and nobody else will appear on the scene.”
“the mountains wept tears for me that day.”
“I'm sure somebody's created it. But I don't know who.”