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Desert Island Discs
Presented by Michael Parkinson
Cabinet Secretary under Margaret Thatcher, steering her government through GCHQ, the Ponting Affair, Westland, and Spycatcher.
Eight records
Kyrie Eleison (from Mass in B minor, BWV 232)
Monteverdi Choir and English Baroque Soloists, conducted by John Eliot Gardiner
I would like to start with the opening movement, the first Kyrie, where the tenors and I was a tenor in my day where the tenors come in and introduce the subject for the first time. It's a marvellous tune, which is a great long tune, which is like the beginning of the beginning of time.
Maggie Teyte, accompanied by Gerald Moore
I remember sitting on the staircase in the hall of the house we had in Oxford, and the music which they were rehearsing was Nell, a song by Gabriel Faure... And this introduced me to French music, which has remained a strong love ever since.
Agnus Dei (from Mass for Five Voices)
Choir of Christ Church Cathedral, Oxford, directed by Simon Preston
Through all those years, the piece which to which we have returned most often is this Mass for Five Voices by William Bird, singing it one voice to a part. And I think that if you don't play the violin and I don't play the violin, that's as near as you get to the enjoyment of playing, say, a Mozart string quintet.
London Philharmonic Orchestra, conducted by Sir Adrian Boult
I would want to remind myself of that great man, but also because the music is so unutterably beautiful. And because it's Shakespearean, and as I look and think back, the alliance of Shakespeare and music has meant a lot to me.
The end of Act II (from Die Meistersinger von Nürnberg)
Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra, conducted by Rudolf Kempe
The bit I think I should play most often if I had the records on the on the island would be the end of Act Two of Meistersinger, where there's been a kind of riot in the streets of Nirenberg in the evening and they've been beating each other up and then suddenly the night watchman's horn is heard and the crowd melts away and the streets are empty and the moon comes out.
Love Duet (Nanetta and Fenton, from Falstaff)
Mirella Freni and Alfredo Kraus, with the RCA Italiana Opera Orchestra conducted by Sir Georg Solti
The thing that I think I should listen to most often would be the love duet between Nanetta and Fenton. exquisitely beautiful and so full of tenderness coming from or a man who was then round about eighty years old. Absolutely miraculous.
Piano Trio No. 1 in D minor, Op. 49 (Third movement: Scherzo)
I used to try and play, at any rate, the first two movements with my daughters, one of whom plays the violin and the other plays the cello. And there was a point when their curve of getting better was crossing with my curve of getting worse at the piano.
Finale of Act II (from Le nozze di Figaro)
BBC Symphony Orchestra, conducted by Sir Colin Davis
The bit that I think I should probably go back to most often is the finale of the second act. And I would like to have the recording conducted by Colin Davis, who is an almost exact contemporary and with whom I've made a lot of music...
The keepsakes
The book
Jane Austen
I saw in a bookstore the other day a complete edition of the novels of Jane Austen. And I think if I'm allowed to get away with that, I will.
The luxury
Music manuscript paper, pencil, sharpener, and rubber
I used to try and write music, and I might have a bit of time in hand on the island. So I think I would like to take a good supply of music manuscript paper with a pencil and a sharpener and a rubber, so that if I did want to I could try and write some music.
In conversation
Presenter asks
Would we be entirely wide of the mark in thinking that you are rather akin to Sir Humphrey in Yes Minister?
Well, I think if you're going to look for my parallel in that quarter, you have to look not at Sir Humphrey. But at Sir Arnold. Who was the cabinet secretary in the first series before it became Yes Prime Minister when it was still Yes Minister? And who retired just at the time when it changed from yes minister to yes prime minister.
Presenter asks
Was it always your intention to wend your way to Whitehall?
Not at all. I came down from Christchurch in nineteen forty nine expecting to go into the Navy, but the fact that I'd had a mastoid operation ten years earlier disqualified me from national service. And so I had to take a much quicker decision, much earlier decision than I expected about what I was going to do. I wondered about an academic life, but I decided that that was not for me for various reasons.
The recording
Timestamps play the recording from that turn
Speaker 2
Hello, I'm Kirsty Young, and this is a podcast from the Desert Island Discs archive. For rights reasons, we've had to shorten the music.
Speaker 2
The programme was originally broadcast in nineteen eighty eight, and the presenter was Sue Lawley.
Presenter
My castaway this week is a man of influence. A natural member of the British establishment, his discretion and integrity carried him through the ranks of the Whitehall Civil Service to become Cabinet Secretary.
Presenter
In this position his critics might argue that he was the protector of a faceless bureaucracy. But to Mrs Thatcher he was a loyal lieutenant, steering her government through such crises as GCHQ, the Ponting Affair, Westland, and Spycatcher. On his retirement last year he was awarded a peerage. He is Lord Armstrong.
Presenter
Lord Armstrong, you were at the Prime Minister's elbow throughout the Thatcher years until this one. You therefore really, in our minds, are rather akin to Sir Humphrey in Yes Minister. Would we be entirely wide of the mark in thinking that?
Lord Armstrong
Well, I think if you're going to look for my parallel in that quarter, you have to look not at Sir Humphrey.
Lord Armstrong
But at Sir Arnold.
Lord Armstrong
Who was the cabinet secretary in the first series before it became Yes Prime Minister when it was still Yes Minister?
Lord Armstrong
And who retired just at the time when it changed from yes minister to yes prime minister.
Lord Armstrong
I
Lord Armstrong
have good authority for that because the producer sent me a copy of the script which was had a manuscript dedication in it which said to Sir Arnold Robin crossed out Sir Robert Armstrong with good wishes from the producer so that if you're going to look for a parallel I think I have to say it's S Sir Arnold whether that's any better I'm not sure.
Presenter
Uh
Presenter
Let's turn to music because
Presenter
I know that it's terribly important in your life, isn't it?
Lord Armstrong
It's been it's a thread that's run right through my life and has been very important to me throughout. My father is a musician, um and I'm glad to say still is at the age of ninety, and his father before him was a professional musician. So I've had it around me
Lord Armstrong
As long as I can remember anything and musical activity and enjoyment is like eating and drinking and sleeping in in my life, I should be bereft without it.
Presenter
So how have you chosen these records?
Lord Armstrong
I've chosen them partly because they represent pieces of music and composers who who have meant a lot to me as I listened and as I played or sang, and partly because each of them would take me back to particular
Lord Armstrong
Moments or particular episodes in my life which I would like to think about when I was stuck out there on that island.
Lord Armstrong
With nothing but the cigars to keep me company.
Presenter
With nothing but
Presenter
Can we hear then the first record?
Lord Armstrong
A work that I've lived with really th throughout my life is Bach's Mass in B minor. The first piece of music of which I have a conscious memory is the second fugue in the well-tempered clavier by JS Bach. But I first heard the B minor Mass, I suppose, when I was eight or nine, and I have been listening to it and singing in it.
Lord Armstrong
at regular intervals ever since.
Lord Armstrong
And I would like to start with that. And I would like to start with the opening movement, the first Kyrie, where the tenors and I was a tenor in my day where the tenors come in and introduce the subject for the first time. It's a marvellous tune, which is a great long tune, which is like the beginning of
Lord Armstrong
The beginning of time.
Presenter
Part of Bach's B minor Mass, the Monteverdi Choir and the English Baroque Soloists conducted by John Elliott Gardner.
Presenter
Do you still sing, Lord Armstrong?
Lord Armstrong
I do, I still sing.
Lord Armstrong
Not as often as I used to, but I still sing regularly with a group of friends with whom I've been singing for over forty years. The sound isn't quite what it was when we were young, but the music and the friendship are as
Lord Armstrong
Warm and strong as ever.
Presenter
Now you were brought up, uh, as you said, surrounded by music. Your father was in fact the organist at Christ Church, wasn't he? And your mother, was she a musical?
Lord Armstrong
She played the violin and sang. She was not a professional, but she was a a keen amateur.
Presenter
What sort of boy were you?
Lord Armstrong
I should think that I was probably thought of as a sap. I was not very good at games and I was fairly good at at work.
Lord Armstrong
I think I was probably rather timid, boy.
Presenter
But were you the sort of boy, I wonder, to whom other boys told their secrets?
Lord Armstrong
No, I don't think I was really. I can't remember any great secrets coming my way in that way.
Presenter
You can't remember any great discretion on your part even then.
Lord Armstrong
No, I think my family would tell you that I was secretive to a degree, but I don't remember that particular attribute at that time. I think that's been acquired, not inherited.
Presenter
I think that's been a
Presenter
You won a scholarship to Eton, um and and indeed a scholarship to uh to Christchurch after that, didn't you?
Lord Armstrong
I couldn't have gone to Eton without it.
Presenter
Let's hear your second record. Different Yeah.
Lord Armstrong
Well, you were saying that I had a lot of music round me when I was young, and I can remember.
Lord Armstrong
Very vividly my first introduction to French music, when my father was rehearsing for a recital with a soprano soloist called Sophie Wiss.
Lord Armstrong
And I heard music that seemed to me to be more beautiful than anything I'd ever heard in my life. And I remember sitting on the staircase in the hall of the house we had in Oxford, and the music which they were rehearsing was Nell, a song by Gabriel Faure, the French composer of the late late 19th, early 20th century. And this introduced me to French music, which has remained a strong love ever since. And I would want to have on an island that song, and in particular, the recording of Maggie Tate singing it.
Speaker 3
The proof that walks the ring
Speaker 3
We don't move.
Speaker 3
Yeah.
Speaker 3
Yeah.
Speaker 3
The topic to so scared no family.
Speaker 3
Eight burden and a poor sieve.
Presenter
Maggie Tate singing Nell by Foray, accompanied by Gerald Moore.
Presenter
Lord Armstrong, was it um always your intention to wend your way to Whitehall?
Lord Armstrong
Not at all. I came down from Christchurch in nineteen forty nine expecting to go into the Navy, but the fact that I'd had a mastoid operation ten years earlier disqualified me from national service. And so I had to take a much quicker decision, much earlier decision than I expected about what I was going to do.
Lord Armstrong
I wondered about an academic life, but I decided that that was not for me for various reasons.
Lord Armstrong
Uh um
Lord Armstrong
I was actually offered the chance of going on to the the music staff of the Times by Frank Howes, who was then the head of the music staff of the Times and was a great friend of my family. Um but again I decided against that and was
Lord Armstrong
Introduced to the idea of going to the civil service by Sir John Maud, who was then Permanent Secretary at the Ministry of Education. He didn't exactly proselytise, but he told me what the life was like, what to expect and what not to expect.
Lord Armstrong
And on the basis of that I thought that I would try and go into the civil service.
Presenter
Now, Whitehall, for all its inbuilt integrity, must be a a a hive of gossip. I mean, after all, you you can't go home or go outside and talk about it, so inside.
Lord Armstrong
Yes, it is. Of course there's a great deal of gossip.
Presenter
Yes, it is.
Lord Armstrong
On the whole, there's a also a very great sense of
Lord Armstrong
What you might call collegiality of comradeship. And I think it's freer than many walks of life from the
Lord Armstrong
in fighting. Uh there's some of course there's and some in any kind of
Lord Armstrong
activity, professional activity. But I think it's freer than many.
Presenter
Another record, please.
Lord Armstrong
My third record is from the the closing passage from
Lord Armstrong
The five-part mass of William Bird. I s I was telling you earlier that I'd
Lord Armstrong
I spent uh much of my life singing with a particular group of friends with whom I first sang when I was a teenager. Through all those years, the piece which to which we have returned most often is this Mass for Five Voices by William Bird, singing it one voice to a part. And I think that if you don't play the violin and I don't play the violin, that's as near as you get.
Lord Armstrong
to the enjoyment of playing, say, a Mozart string quintet.
Lord Armstrong
Um it is the most marvellous music.
Lord Armstrong
Marvellously rewarding to sing as the parts weave in and out.
Speaker 3
Yeah.
Presenter
Closing passage of Bird's Mass for Five Voices sung by the choir of Christchurch Cathedral, Oxford, directed by Simon Preston.
Presenter
That will um keep you calm, Lord Armstrong, on the desert island.
Lord Armstrong
It's the most marvellous, serene music, controlled emotion that comes from it, marvellous stuff.
Presenter
Are you looking forward to going to the island? I mean, does it enthrall you or terrify you, the idea of this loneliness?
Lord Armstrong
It enthralls me. I don't actually know how I should cope with it. I think that I should, as it were, make the best of it, try to get on with the practical business of
Lord Armstrong
shelter and food and all those things.
Lord Armstrong
But I've no doubt that I should quickly begin to miss people.
Presenter
I wonder what you'll muse upon while you're there. They say that you you know more secrets than anybody else in Whitehall. Perhaps you'll think through all the secrets.
Lord Armstrong
I should
Lord Armstrong
Might do about that. I might even want to try to
Lord Armstrong
revert to some of the I used to try to write mus music uh in my spare time. I haven't done it for many years, but if one had a few moments when one's li either struggling for food or shelter or listening to the records, I might try and revert to that.
Presenter
You very smoothly duck the secrets question.
Presenter
Uh do you do you often do you ever sit there and think?
Lord Armstrong
Do you know?
Presenter
My goodness, I could have told him or her that then and what would have happened if
Lord Armstrong
Yes, I do. Of course I do.
Presenter
Well now, going back to to to your your career, you first went to number ten. You twenty years at the Treasury, weren't you?
Lord Armstrong
Twenty years in the Treasury, give or take, took a couple of years out for a monetary committee under Lord Rantcliffe, who was one of the men who I most admired and who most coloured my life really, and he became a very great friend.
Presenter
But then you went um to number ten in nineteen seventy um under another great friend, Edward Heath.
Lord Armstrong
He was the organ scholar at Balliol College at Oxford, and my father was the senior member who looked after the Balliol concerts there. So yes, I used to see mister Heath, and I think that this old family connection was perhaps one of the reasons why.
Lord Armstrong
mister Heath was prepared to accept the suggestion that I should go and be his private secretary.
Presenter
And you spent those first years of of the seventies working hard towards entry into the common market and
Lord Armstrong
Well, this was one, of course, of the great threads of Mr. Heath's Prime Ministership, and I was naturally as his principal private secretary, very much involved in that.
Presenter
Let's have your fourth record.
Presenter
When I
Lord Armstrong
When I came to London after Oxford, one of the
Lord Armstrong
Great happinesses was getting to know Ray Thorne Williams, who was the other person, apart from Lord Radcliffe and my father, who has most coloured my life. I got to know him in those last years of his life, between nineteen fifty one and nineteen fifty eight, when he was living in London, and we used to go and sing.
Lord Armstrong
with him every month at his home, singing madricals and things like that. Again, the singing wasn't very good, but because it was marvellous to be in his company, and I shall never forget those times.
Lord Armstrong
So I would want.
Lord Armstrong
To remind myself of that great man, but also because the music is so unutterably beautiful.
Lord Armstrong
And because
Lord Armstrong
It's Shakespearean, and as I l look and think back, the
Lord Armstrong
Alliance of Shakespeare and music has meant a lot to me. His Serenade to Music
Lord Armstrong
which he wrote in nineteen thirty eight, fifty years ago, for Sir Henry Wood for the Proms.
Speaker 3
I wait for
Speaker 3
What reason is your spirit of attempting?
Presenter
Part of Vaughan Williams' Serenade to Music, the recording conducted by Sir Adrian Boat with the London Philharmonic Orchestra.
Presenter
After mister Heath, at number ten, came mister Wilson. How can you cope with that as a permanent secretary?
Lord Armstrong
Well, it's very extraordinary, but that is your part of your professional
Lord Armstrong
Equipment, this ability to
Lord Armstrong
to change to serve uh ministers of whatever political party. That was of course a a very extreme change. I went to Buckingham Palace with Mr. Heath when he went to resign and I returned from Buckingham Palace half an hour later with Mr. Wilson to d ten Downing Street and went straight into serving him.
Presenter
But now you'd been working for for three years towards Europe with with great enthusiasm, I think um and then here came a man talking of having a referendum as to whether we should be in the common market, and talking about perhaps one day pulling out. How how can you cope with that?
Lord Armstrong
So long as we were talking about renegotiation and the possibility of
Lord Armstrong
continuing in the community. I thought that if mister Wilson wanted me to stay, I could stay. I should have been in difficulty if he had made a definite decision to come out.
Lord Armstrong
Not just because of what I myself felt about it, but because I simply shouldn't have been credible as a representative of mister Wilson in Europe.
Lord Armstrong
Um though though yes, it was really the closest I the the closest that I have come to having to think of either resigning or going into some part of the civil service where that wouldn't have been a problem.
Lord Armstrong
As it was on that occasion, uh after the immediate crisis so not crisis, the immediate
Lord Armstrong
business of change of government, I said to mister Wilson that if he wanted to make a change I should perfectly understand. And he said, No, I don't want to make a change. You and I get along very well together. The office is working very well. I'd like you to stay on.
Presenter
But you did eventually go to Mississippi.
Lord Armstrong
Did it actually
Lord Armstrong
I went after another year, after I'd had five years in in number ten.
Presenter
After
Presenter
He went to the home office and you went Roy Jenkins
Lord Armstrong
Roy was in the Home Office at that stage and I'd worked for him as uh when he was Chancellor of the Exchequer. I was his Joint Principal Private Secretary in 1968.
Lord Armstrong
And when I was coming out of number ten, he
Lord Armstrong
and said it would be a good idea if I joined him in the Home Office.
Presenter
Shall we have your fifth record?
Lord Armstrong
One of the first things that happened after I came to London as a civil servant.
Lord Armstrong
Was that I became involved with the Royal Uprise at Covent Garden.
Lord Armstrong
The then secretary to the directors of the Royal Upper House was a civil servant called Dennis Rickett, and in nineteen fifty six
Lord Armstrong
He asked me to help out as an assistant for three weeks while his colleague was unwell, and the three weeks turned into thirty years.
Lord Armstrong
And so I've had this long, long association with Covent Garden, which has meant an enormous amount to me.
Lord Armstrong
It's not therefore surprising that many of the records that I would have on the island would be operatic.
Lord Armstrong
I heard my first Wagner at Coven Garden actually just before.
Lord Armstrong
I became Assistant Secretary of the Directors, but I've been to, I think, all the productions of Wagner that they've done since that time.
Lord Armstrong
And above all, I come back to
Lord Armstrong
The Meistersinger.
Lord Armstrong
which seems to me to be really one of the pinnacles of European civilization, an absolutely tiring masterpiece. But the bit I think I should play most often if I had the records on the on the island would be the end of Act Two of Meistersinger, where there's been a kind of riot in the streets of Nirenberg in the evening and they've been beating each other up and then suddenly the night watchman's horn is heard and the crowd melts away and the streets are empty and the moon comes out.
Lord Armstrong
And there is this little coda which is the moonlight in the empty streets after the night watchman's gone.
Presenter
The end of Act Two of Wagner's opera The Master Singers in the recording conducted by Rudolf Kempe with the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra.
Presenter
So in nineteen seventy-nine, then Sir Robert Armstrong, the call came from Mrs. Thatcher to him to be her Cabinet Secretary. How did it happen?
Lord Armstrong
One day in July I was rung up and asked to come round and see the Prime Minister, and she said, Royal Robert, I've asked you to come here to ask you to be the Cabinet Secretary when John Hunt goes. I've not asked anybody else because that's what I would like to happen.
Lord Armstrong
And that was marvellously flattering, and of course quite irresistible, and
Lord Armstrong
I didn't waste any time.
Lord Armstrong
And saying yes.
Presenter
What does a Cabinet Secretary do?
Lord Armstrong
They've
Lord Armstrong
Analogy which I sometimes use is that of the chief engineer.
Lord Armstrong
In a ship. The Prime Minister and her colleagues are the up on the bridge.
Lord Armstrong
steering the course and
Lord Armstrong
Giving instructions as to the speed and direction of the vessel, and the chief engineer is down there making sure that the ship responds and works.
Presenter
So it's that chief engineer's job to um to be at Cabinet meetings, to hear um what is discussed, to to write those minutes afterwards, and then to send the marching orders, as it were, to the crew to Whitehall.
Lord Armstrong
That's right. The uh you're there, you sit on the Prime Minister's right, you write down, you make notes of what is said, you compile uh minutes of it, as one of my irreverent predecessors is said to have said.
Lord Armstrong
When asked what he did, well, you
Lord Armstrong
You don't write down what they said, and you don't write down what they thought they said. You write down what they would have said if they'd thought what they were saying.
Presenter
Which makes it a very powerful decision.
Lord Armstrong
And that was it's a slight exaggeration. But then, of course, every Cabinet minute must end with a conclusion.
Lord Armstrong
a decision which the the cabinet has taken and
Lord Armstrong
Clear
Lord Armstrong
Instructions as to what is to happen as a result of it.
Presenter
Well, now you, um, perhaps more than anyone, have the the ear of the Prime Minister, or had the ear of the Prime Minister during that time. Is she a good listener?
Lord Armstrong
She's a very good listener when you're talking to her on her own, as we're talking now. She argues with
Lord Armstrong
determination and even fiercely uh she's likes to test your argument uh and your
Lord Armstrong
your knowledge of the th of the matter which is being discussed. But she listens, and having tested it and having argued perhaps quite fiercely, if you're on good ground and your arguments are serious and well based, she not only listens but
Lord Armstrong
will will follow accordingly.
Presenter
Change her mind.
Lord Armstrong
I've changed my mind.
Presenter
Did you ever lose your temper with her?
Lord Armstrong
Never.
Presenter
Did she ever lose her temper with you?
Lord Armstrong
Never.
Lord Armstrong
She can speak outspokenly, but I don't remember any occasion in which she lost either of us lost our temper.
Presenter
Of course, together you were faced, as one of your colleagues wrote, with an awful series of stinkers. He put it GCHQ.
Lord Armstrong
Yeah.
Presenter
Sponting, Westland, and Spycatcher, to name a few.
Presenter
For a man who's expressed his preference for being in the back room.
Presenter
Some of those must have been public torment for you.
Lord Armstrong
I think torment is putting it too high. Um
Lord Armstrong
Where I differed from some of my predecessors as Cabinet Secretary was that I was also head of the civil service. And it's not possible to be that without some degree of exposure, if you like to put it that way, because you can't be a head of a thing without being exposed. Yeah.
Presenter
Let's have your sixth record please.
Lord Armstrong
Well, it's again it's another operatic recording, which I would want to have partly because I think it's the most marvellous opera.
Lord Armstrong
And partly because this recording is conducted by George Schulte, whom I got to know when he became the music director at Covent Garden, and he and his wife have remained very great friends ever since. I should have to have some Verdi on the island, and of all Verdi's operas, if I have to choose one, it will with Fullstaff.
Lord Armstrong
The thing that I think I should listen to most often would be the love duet between Nanetta and Fenton.
Lord Armstrong
exquisitely beautiful and
Lord Armstrong
So full of
Lord Armstrong
tenderness uh
Lord Armstrong
Coming from
Lord Armstrong
or a man who was then round about eighty years old. Absolutely miraculous.
Speaker 3
Oijiama Travis.
Lord Armstrong
Uh
Speaker 3
Lovely Johnny.
Speaker 3
Mumble tree, cheeky sausage,
Lord Armstrong
SITER
Speaker 3
He lived the hunt.
Presenter
Mustafi Piyaji
Presenter
Mirella Freini and Alfredo Kraus in Verdi's opera Falstaff with the RCA Italiana Opera Orchestra conducted by Sir George Schulte.
Presenter
Well now it was in november nineteen eighty six, Lord Armstrong, that you as the Cabinet Secretary were asked to go to Sydney to argue against the publication of Peter Wright's book, Spycatcher, and you made the fateful remark that you had been economical with the truth.
Presenter
You must have regretted saying that ever since.
Lord Armstrong
Well, I didn't I regretted it in the sense that I didn't need to say it. It I said it more or less
Lord Armstrong
en passant about a letter which I had sent to a publisher in nineteen eighty one.
Lord Armstrong
Before the publication of the book Their Trade is Treachery. And
Lord Armstrong
I had had to explain why I had not mentioned in that letter which was asking for a an advanced copy of the book that we had already had access to an earlier copy in proof. I wasn't free to disclose that because we had had that copy, earlier copy, in confidence. And so the the letter which I sent when I asked for a copy, not in confidence, was to that degree
Lord Armstrong
economical with the truth. I was surprised when the phrase got as much publicity as it did.
Lord Armstrong
And of course it doesn't mean lying, uh and I would like that to be quite clear. As you will remember, I I did have to say that I had was wrong about the Attorney General having known about a particular thing. But um that was a genuine error, as it were. It was not a deliberate lie and I would certainly not accept that I
Lord Armstrong
I either lied or to or was economical with the truth in my evidence to the court.
Presenter
There were also those who said, of course, that the judge there in Sydney was indulging in a spot of rather public pommy bashing.
Lord Armstrong
I don't think that he was basically unfair. Um
Lord Armstrong
I had the impression that there was a degree of resentment on his part at the British Government coming down with its full weight.
Lord Armstrong
in the Australian court, in the New South Wales court, on this old and sick
Lord Armstrong
uh man who had written this book. And uh of course it was also the case that the England eleven were slaughtering the Australians in Perth in the second Test. Uh and I dare say it was felt that
Lord Armstrong
In Australia, that a certain amount of writing the balance in Sydney with a spot of pommy bashing in Quart 8 was in order.
Presenter
Your seventh record.
Lord Armstrong
Um
Lord Armstrong
One of the non-operatic threads in in my musical life
Lord Armstrong
particularly over the last over recent years, has been
Lord Armstrong
A great delight in the music of Mendelsohn.
Lord Armstrong
And
Lord Armstrong
There's so much marvellous music which he wrote, and I would certainly want some Mendelssohn on the island. I wondered whether I would want the Midsummer Night's Dream or The Octet, both of which I think are absolutely marvellous. But I would settle in the end for the piano trio in D minor, uh partly because I think it's an
Lord Armstrong
a very great work.
Lord Armstrong
And partly because
Lord Armstrong
I used to try and play, at any rate, the first two movements with my daughters, one of whom plays the violin and the other plays the cello.
Lord Armstrong
And there was a point when their curve of getting better was crossing with my curve of getting worse at the piano. And we were able, roughly speaking, to match ourselves in the first two movements. I could never tackle the second two.
Presenter
The third movement of Mendelssohn's piano trio in D minor, played by the Beauzard trio.
Presenter
So that was how, Lord Armstrong, in the last few months of a of a distinguished but enormously discreet career, you became rather a household name.
Lord Armstrong
Yeah.
Presenter
Does that mean that?
Lord Armstrong
Oh hash old face anyway.
Presenter
Does that amuse you now? Does it annoy you, deep down?
Lord Armstrong
Um
Lord Armstrong
A bit of both, I think, really. Looking back on it now later, I don't have enormous regrets. I'm sure that it had to be done. I don't think w w one could have let that publication pass without trying to stop it happening. Uh I don't think it would have been easy to find somebody else to go and do that job. Um I did the best I could uh and I don't
Lord Armstrong
regret or feel ashamed of what I did.
Presenter
Have you kept any diaries or not?
Lord Armstrong
Yeah.
Presenter
Will you write it?
Lord Armstrong
I've made notes of some episodes, but I as I went along, but I've not kept a diary.
Presenter
I think it's a good idea.
Lord Armstrong
I don't think I can go halfway round the world.
Lord Armstrong
to try and stop him publishing his memoirs and then go out and publish your own memoirs. But whether one can write anything reflective of having spent so long at the centre of government, I think is an another matter.
Lord Armstrong
Well, I expect you've noticed that there's a great hole.
Lord Armstrong
in the selection of these records in that there's no Mozart.
Lord Armstrong
Um
Lord Armstrong
And one would want all of it, or a great deal of it, and so it's very difficult to make the choice.
Lord Armstrong
But in the end I came back to Figaro. It's the greatest of all operas.
Lord Armstrong
I think it would have all the elements of Mozart which I would want to.
Lord Armstrong
have access to when I was on the island.
Lord Armstrong
Um
Lord Armstrong
The bit that I think I should probably go back to.
Lord Armstrong
most often is the finale of the second act. And I would like to have the recording conducted by Colin Davis, who is an almost exact contemporary and with whom
Lord Armstrong
I've made a lot of music, including the pinnacle of my orchestral career when I played the big bass drum in a performance of Di Enfurum which he conducted about thirty-five years ago.
Speaker 3
Uh
Speaker 3
Yeah.
Speaker 3
They would say.
Speaker 3
Bessie you know gold must start
Speaker 3
So pretty crazy.
Presenter
Mirella Freigny, Vladimiro Ganzaroli, Ingva Vixel, and Jessie Norman in Mozart's The Marriage of Figaro, with the B B C Symphony Orchestra conducted by Sir Colin Davis. Lord Armstrong, I think you've enjoyed your records more than any other castaway I've known. You haven't exactly conducted them, you've sort of wriggled through.
Lord Armstrong
Nevermind.
Lord Armstrong
It it's very curious how when you extract pieces like this, um the impact they have is
Lord Armstrong
Just as strong as as perhaps even stronger than if you were listening to them in context. It's a very strange feeling.
Presenter
We get to the impossible bit now, which is that you have to choose one of them above all others.
Lord Armstrong
Well, of course I want them all, and a lot of others as well.
Lord Armstrong
But in the end
Lord Armstrong
I should love to have the bird, and I should love to have the master singers, but in the end it's figaro.
Lord Armstrong
I would have to have, I think, well I would want to have the marriager figure if all else failed.
Presenter
And you have to choose a book. You have, I think you know, the Bible and the complete works of Shakespeare. What would your book be?
Lord Armstrong
Well, I saw in a bookstore the other day um a complete edition of the novels of Jane Austen.
Lord Armstrong
And I I think if I'm allowed to get away with that, I will. If I'm economical with the rules. If you're economical with the rules. If you put me up against a wall, I should take persuasion.
Presenter
You can have them all. There aren't that many.
Lord Armstrong
You can have them all. There aren't that many.
Presenter
And your luxury.
Lord Armstrong
Um
Lord Armstrong
Well, as I as I mentioned to you earlier, I used to try and write music, and I am might have a bit of time in hand on the island. So I think I would like to take a good supply of music manuscript paper with a pencil and a sharpener and a rubber, so that if I did want to I could try and
Lord Armstrong
write some music, or I could try and write down the pieces which I hadn't got on records.
Presenter
You shall have it, and thank you very much indeed, Lord Armstrong, for letting us hear your desert island discs.
Speaker 2
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Presenter asks
How can you cope [with changing to serve Harold Wilson after Edward Heath] as a permanent secretary?
Well, it's very extraordinary, but that is your part of your professional equipment, this ability to to change to serve ministers of whatever political party. That was of course a a very extreme change. I went to Buckingham Palace with Mr. Heath when he went to resign and I returned from Buckingham Palace half an hour later with Mr. Wilson to ten Downing Street and went straight into serving him.
Presenter asks
Is [Margaret Thatcher] a good listener?
She's a very good listener when you're talking to her on her own, as we're talking now. She argues with determination and even fiercely... she likes to test your argument... But she listens, and having tested it and having argued perhaps quite fiercely, if you're on good ground and your arguments are serious and well based, she not only listens but will will follow accordingly.
Presenter asks
You must have regretted saying [that you had been economical with the truth] ever since.
Well, I didn't I regretted it in the sense that I didn't need to say it. It I said it more or less en passant about a letter which I had sent to a publisher in nineteen eighty one... I was surprised when the phrase got as much publicity as it did. And of course it doesn't mean lying, and I would like that to be quite clear.
“musical activity and enjoyment is like eating and drinking and sleeping in in my life, I should be bereft without it.”
“You don't write down what they said, and you don't write down what they thought they said. You write down what they would have said if they'd thought what they were saying.”
“I don't think I can go halfway round the world to try and stop him publishing his memoirs and then go out and publish your own memoirs.”