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Desert Island Discs
Presented by Michael Parkinson
Comedian and actor who rose to fame at the Edinburgh Festival, best known for Not the Nine O'Clock News and Black Adder.
Eight records
I just remember one particular occasion testing the sound system in the Memorial Hall with this record, which was uh very, very current and very popular at the time, which is Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin.
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King's College Choir, Cambridge
And this is The Miserary by Allegri, sung by the King's College Choir from Cambridge, and it is just the most fabulous and moving piece.
Before my finals exams at Oxford University, every night for some reason I had this kind of tradition that I would play this next record just before I went to bed. Why, I don't know. It was just I j I I just found it inspiring and restful and kind of flushed out of me all the all the all the academic thoughts and all the revision that I'd been cramming my head with during the day so that at least I could sleep.
Still Crazy After All These Years
This reminds me very much of my time at Oxford and of the first steps into review and sketch writing, and is devoted really to the person with whom I've worked most, Richard Curtis, and he was infatuated with two singers at the time. One was Linda Ronstadt and the other was Paul Simon.
This is a singer that I discovered relatively late on when I was starting to live in London at the end of the seventies. And it's L. Fitzgerald, and I discovered two records of hers, the Cole Porter song book and the Rogers and Hart song book, and I'm afraid it's another very, very sad song, which is I believe is about a woman who's been hanged, but I'm not sure. It's called Miss Otis Regrets.
Nocturne in C sharp minor, Op. 27, No. 1
I would dearly, dearly love to play the piano. I would like to play like anyone who can play Chopin really well.
About a year and a half ago I bought an album by a contemporary rock band called Simply Red. And on it I discovered this extraordinary version of Cole Porter's Every Time We Say Goodbye, which for all those who believe that contemporary rock vocalists have not the skill or the emotion to sing like they used to in the old days, I think this is a song and a track which should dispel any of those thoughts.
This reminds me of my first date with my girlfriend and we went to see Diastraites at Wembley Arena. And I think Mark Knopfler is a tremendously good writer of music.
The keepsakes
The book
P. G. Wodehouse
I think I'd have to take a funny book in an attempt to offset the sadness that the music will will bring me. I'm not very well read at all. I I'm a terribly bad reader of books. It's really only on holiday that I get the John Le Carrie out. And if it's not John Le Carrey, then it tends to be P G Woodhouse, because he makes me laugh more more than anyone else in print. And it would probably be the first book that I ever read of his, which I found in the school library at the age of sixteen, and it was called Uncle Fred in the Springtime.
The luxury
I've decided to take a car. And it doesn't really matter what sort of car it is, but it should be a nice one, and therefore I think it should be an Aston Martin. And all I want to do to it really is clean it, so it can be locked up, and so I can't use it to sleep in it, and no petrol, and w we presume no roads to drive it on. But I could build a a little bamboo car port. And as long as with the car came A plentiful supply of car wax, and a plentiful supply of those of those little orange dusters with red sewn edges that you find in all good hardware stores. Then I would just occasionally clean it and look at it.
In conversation
Presenter asks
Do you fear that you will wake up one morning and simply not be funny anymore?
Well, f five or six five or six years ago I think I did used to fear that. But increasingly I don't. Ma maybe I'm mad. I mean maybe my my optimism is totally unjustified. But increasingly I suppose I've I've come to realize that perhaps I can do it and can do things.
Presenter asks
Your public school headmaster said you were the most bloody-minded boy he'd ever met. Was that fair comment, do you think?
It was an extraordinary comment, wasn't it? I mean, when I look back and how basically conventional a bloke I feel as though I am, but for some reason I I had a fairly traumatic time at school, certainly in the last two years, I suppose when I was going through my rebellious period.
The recording
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Speaker 3
Hello, I'm Kirsty Young, and this is a podcast from the Desert Island Discs archive. For rights reasons, we've had to shorten the music.
Speaker 3
The programme was originally broadcast in nineteen eighty eight, and the presenter was Sue Lawley.
Presenter
My castaway this week is a man who's risen to the top of his profession at the age of thirty three. Such early success is made even more surprising by the fact that the profession he's chosen is a difficult and a serious one, making people laugh.
Presenter
But from the time he came to public attention at the Edinburgh Festival to such popular television programmes as Not the Nine O'Clock News and Black Adder, he has managed, with a mixture of satire, irony, and expressive facial gestures, to do just that. He is Rowan Atkinson.
Presenter
Rowan, it is a serious business being funny, isn't it?
Rowan Atkinson
Yes, for a lot of the time. There are some very amusing moments as well, but it is it is quite a chore.
Rowan Atkinson
I find it increasingly easy, to a certain extent, to
Rowan Atkinson
To be relaxed about it.
Presenter
But do you nevertheless fear that you will wake up one morning and simply not be funny any more?
Rowan Atkinson
Well, f five or six five or six years ago I think I did used to fear that. But increasingly I don't. Ma maybe I'm mad. I mean maybe my my optimism is totally unjustified. But increasingly I suppose I've I've come to realize that perhaps I can do it and can do things. And and I think in terms of the you know, the range of work that I feel as though I might be capable of.
Rowan Atkinson
I feel now that I've only attempted about
Rowan Atkinson
40% of what I feel as though I could do. I'm not saying I will ever get the opportunities to explore the other 60%, but that's what I j I genuinely feel.
Presenter
What what you're saying is you've become a professional.
Rowan Atkinson
Maybe I have, yes. I mean, maybe I realize now that I couldn't give it up and become an electrical engineer, and I won't be retiring early.
Presenter
Will will humour be a comfort to you on on the island, or or do you rarely laugh alone?
Rowan Atkinson
I rarely laugh, actually, generally speaking. I think I think that's true. I I laugh at certain specific
Rowan Atkinson
things and certain performances.
Rowan Atkinson
People like Barry Humphreys in the theatre, but I I'm I'm not a laugher, really, gener generally speaking.
Presenter
Let's have your first record.
Rowan Atkinson
Right, the first record is going back some time. This reminds me of school. At school I was very sort of electrical engineering-y, and I was one of those little boys who used to carry a screwdriver in the top pocket of his blazer. And I used to run with a friend of mine, Paddy Rickaby, the Film Society at school, and we always used to sort of maintain and look after all the school's film and sound equipment. And I just remember one particular occasion testing the sound system in the Memorial Hall with this record, which was uh very, very current and very popular at the time, which is Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin.
Speaker 2
There's a sign on the wall
Speaker 2
But she wants to be sure.
Speaker 2
Cause you know sometimes words have
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Me
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By the broken
Speaker 2
There's a songbird who sings Sometimes all of our thoughts
Presenter
Stairway to Heaven, led Zeppelin.
Presenter
Rowan Atkinson, your public school headmaster, said you were the most bloody-minded boy he'd ever met. Was that fair comment, do you think?
Rowan Atkinson
It was an extraordinary comment, wasn't it? I mean, when I look back and how basically conventional a bloke I feel as though I am, but for some reason I I had a fairly
Rowan Atkinson
Fairly traumatic time at school, certainly in the last two years, I suppose when I was going through my rebellious period.
Presenter
When you were were you a clown at school, did you make your friends laugh all the time?
Rowan Atkinson
No, not at all. At least I gave up when I was about twelve. I I seem to remember when I was eleven and twelve, i. e. when I was at prep school, I seem to remember standing up in the changing rooms in front of other boys and doing something.
Rowan Atkinson
something peculiar, such as such as to entertain them. And I remember them laughing a great deal, but then as soon as the adolescent self consciousness set in, I I gave all that up and I haven't ent entertained off screen or off stage for for twenty years, I suppose.
Presenter
The interesting thing is you don't have a funny face.
Rowan Atkinson
No, no, no.
Presenter
I mean to look at you now it's
Rowan Atkinson
Well that is why I didn't discover it until I was about twenty-one.
Rowan Atkinson
And it was when I was at Oxford. Someone asked if I'd do something in a one night
Rowan Atkinson
Review at the Oxford Playhouse, and I had to to think of something, and I'd I'd never written anything.
Rowan Atkinson
at that stage and so I just started sort of improvising in front of a mirror and suddenly these these peculiar creatures started to to characterize and to form in front of me.
Presenter
We used to call it Gurning.
Rowan Atkinson
Gerning, yes that's right.
Presenter
Pulling your face in.
Rowan Atkinson
Well, there are competitions, I think, in the north of England, Gurning competitions.
Presenter
The North
Rowan Atkinson
Not that I've ever rented one, I hasten to it.
Presenter
What about what about your family? I mean, what's what was your family background?
Rowan Atkinson
It was quite a quiet, middle middle class background. My father was a farmer and a businessman in the north east of England, which is where I was born.
Presenter
But what does your mother now think of of this son she's got? Having brought him up to be a proper chap with a good solid education, now she's got a chap who makes his money out of making funny faces and saying naughty words on the telly.
Rowan Atkinson
Yes. I think she'd prefer not to hear the naughty words, and she'd probably prefer me not to pull too many faces. But she, like a lot of parents, I suppose, was quite concerned about show business as a career, and imagined it to be peopled by a lot of, you know, rather plump people with those moustaches that droop round the side of their mouths and huge purple velvet bow ties who hand you grubby fibers at stage doors. And she probably had that image, as indeed I did. And then, of course, since then I've found that I've worked almost exclusively with with Oxbridge graduates, which Which perhaps pleases her.
Presenter
Let's have another record.
Rowan Atkinson
One of my activities at school, apart from running the Film Society and and messing about with screwdrivers, was that I was choir secretary. I was actually in the choir. My voice was never very good, in the same sense that I I was also captain of shooting, but I wasn't the best shot in the school. And as choir secretary, at least I was I did quite a lot of singing, and I grew to know and to love choral music a great deal. And this is The Miserary by Allegri, sung by the King's College Choir from Cambridge, and it is just the most fabulous and moving piece.
Presenter
The Miserary by Allegri sung by King's College Choir, Cambridge, with Roy Goodman.
Presenter
Well, Rowan, your degree, as you said, is in electrical engineering. Quite a good one, I think, isn't it?
Rowan Atkinson
Yes, I worked very hard. Since I left school and left all the all the choir and the and the shooting behind, that I started to take work more seriously and I worked very hard so so I got I was told that I was only three percent off first in my first degree.
Presenter
At what point did you know you would never use this?
Rowan Atkinson
Degree.
Rowan Atkinson
It was about a year later, because I started off at Newcastle University, and then I went on to Oxford to do research. And I suppose it was a year into Oxford that I'd started to take all the review sketchwriting, sketch performing very seriously. And it was in the summer of that year, having met up with a very dear friend of mine, Richard Curtis, who since that time has written or co-written virtually everything I've ever done, and to whom I'm very, very much indebted. And he and I did a review in the summer of 1976, at which I got my first review in the local paper in the Oxford Mail. And it was a very flattering review indeed. And it was at that point that I decided to at least give it a try. And because I knew that I was going to go to the Edinburgh Festival fringe with the Oxford University Theatre Group that year, I thought I'd
Rowan Atkinson
Try and get an agent, which is what they always say you should do. So I wrote.
Rowan Atkinson
eight or nine letters saying
Rowan Atkinson
I think I'm rather good, and I'm going to go to the End Festival this year. Will you come and see me?
Presenter
Nothing if not pushy.
Rowan Atkinson
Yes, it's it's the it's the only r really pushy thing I think I've ever done. But it paid off to a certain extent because of the nine letters I wrote I only got two replies.
Rowan Atkinson
One was from the agent who I eventually went with, Richard Armitage. But thankfully he was as good a person as I could have found and um and I I worked with him for about ten years, right up until his death only about a year and a half ago.
Presenter
Let's have your third record.
Rowan Atkinson
The third record reminds me of university exams, I suppose, when I was.
Rowan Atkinson
At Newcastle I think I worked really very hard. And before my finals exams at Oxford University, every night for some reason I I had this kind of tradition that I would play this next record just before I went to bed. Why, I don't know. It was just I j I I just found it inspiring and restful and kind of flushed out of me all the all the all the academic thoughts and all the revision that I'd been cramming my head with during the day so that at least I could sleep. And it's as good a Beatles track to choose as any and it's let it be.
Speaker 2
We may be party.
Speaker 2
There is still a chance that they will see There will be an answer, let it be
Speaker 2
Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be.
Speaker 2
Yeah, there will be answers. Let it be Let It Be, Let It Be.
Presenter
Let it be from the Beatles. So you went to Edinburgh in nineteen seventy seven. Richard Armitage, the agent, came to see you. What did he say to you could happen? Did he say the world was your oyster?
Rowan Atkinson
He was very flattering, so to a certain extent he certainly insinuated that, but he didn't say it in as many words.
Presenter
Who were your heroes, then? I mean, who did you hold up as being the great comic?
Presenter
Genii.
Rowan Atkinson
Well
Rowan Atkinson
I suppose certainly throughout school and university.
Rowan Atkinson
Monty Python's Flying Circus was undoubtedly the only programme to watch, and to a certain extent, although they were obviously slightly before my time.
Rowan Atkinson
Beyond the Fringe, the Peter Cook and Dudley Moore and Alan Bennett and all those folk, um they were a tremendous in inspiration. Also at sc at um school to a certain extent I I'd become very interested in a French comedian called Jack Tatty, who was a film comedian who who did some very wonderful, very visual
Rowan Atkinson
Films in the fifties and sixties.
Presenter
What was the first professional engagement that your agent found for you?
Rowan Atkinson
I suppose really it was a review at the Hampstead Theatre in nineteen seventy eight a review that was rather pretentiously titled Be Beyond a Joke.
Rowan Atkinson
And by nineteen seventy seven I'd started to do virtually a one man show on The Anborough Fringe, and that led to this show that I did at the Hampstead Theatre, and that was when they were my first London reviews.
Presenter
Another record, please.
Rowan Atkinson
This uh reminds me very much.
Rowan Atkinson
of my time at Oxford and of the the first steps into review and sketch writing, and is devoted really to the person with whom I've worked most, Richard Curtis, and he was infatuated with two singers at the time. One was Linda Ronstadt and the other was Paul Simon. So this would certainly remind me of of endless hours at the house in Woodstock Road, Oxford, where we used to live and used to work.
Speaker 2
I'm not the kind of man
Rowan Atkinson
There
Speaker 2
Pretends to socialize.
Speaker 2
I seem to lean on old familiar ways
Speaker 2
Ain't no fool for love songs that whisper in my ears Still crazy after all these years
Speaker 2
Was still crazy after all.
Presenter
Paul Simon still crazy after all these years. It's a nostalgic bunch of records this row.
Rowan Atkinson
It is, it is, it is so sad, why I don't know.
Rowan Atkinson
There is I mean, it it is difficult because because when you try and think of your eight favorite records, naturally you tend to associate them with items in your times or personalities from your past. And so naturally they're bound to be nostalgic. And if they're nostalgic then they're bound to be sort of saddening. And it is questionable whether on a desert on a desert island you want to depress yourself.
Rowan Atkinson
By playing them.
Presenter
But are you I mean, are you quite a melancholy chap?
Rowan Atkinson
Not very. I don't I mean, I I can be, which is wh why I probably value my friends a great deal. And
Presenter
But the kinds of characters you play are are
Presenter
Inoffensive people who are rather vulnerable, aren't they?
Rowan Atkinson
Yes, they vary actually. A lot of the characters well, that I've done from the start really have varied between very strict Stantorian schoolmasterly sort of figures, and very, very vulnerable, sad,
Rowan Atkinson
pathos orientated figures. And I seem to bounce
Rowan Atkinson
between the two and they do represent
Rowan Atkinson
sort of extremes of
Rowan Atkinson
Performing style
Presenter
We saw most of them, I think. We r you ran the gamut in um in Not the Nine O'Clock News. How did that come out? It's a terribly cumbersome title, isn't it?
Rowan Atkinson
It is. It's very difficult to say. But it turned out to be a very good title. Or at least the the negative aspect of it, uh the fact that not, not anything meant that w meant that the spin-offs from the show, like not in front of the audience and not the royal wedding and all those those sort of things were were were rather appropriate for a s satirical viewpoint. And it started just because
Rowan Atkinson
The producers John Lloyd and
Rowan Atkinson
Sean Hardy had seen all four of us, so myself and Mel Smith and Griffery Stones and Pamela Stevenson.
Rowan Atkinson
And different places and at different times.
Presenter
But then it was one of those moments in television, wasn't it, when everything came together?
Rowan Atkinson
When it really gelled, I th I thought it was I thought it was great. It was in the middle of the second series, I think, when when we really started to get to grips with what we actually wanted to do. And the great thing about working with other people of very strong and different performing styles
Rowan Atkinson
is that it inspires you to move into new areas. I had my sort of, you know, little one man showy area that I felt all I was going to do on nine o'clock news was come in and do a monologue every week and then go out again. And then suddenly working with Mel Smith.
Rowan Atkinson
working with Griff that you suddenly you were pulled in different directions.
Presenter
Let us have your fifth record.
Rowan Atkinson
That's
Rowan Atkinson
This is a singer that I discovered relatively late on when I was uh starting to live in London at the end of the seventies. And it's L. Fitzgerald, and I d I discovered
Rowan Atkinson
Two records of hers, the Cole Porter song book and the Rogers and Hart song book, and I'm afraid it's another very, very sad song, which is I believe is about a woman who's been hanged, but I'm not sure. It's called Miss Otis Regrets.
Speaker 2
Mrs Owis regrets she's unable to lunch today.
Speaker 2
Madam
Rowan Atkinson
Well
Speaker 2
Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today.
Presenter
Ella Fitzgerald singing Miss Otis Regrets.
Presenter
Rowan, the first black adder, I think, was in nineteen eighty three.
Presenter
He was your own creation, wasn't he? This kind of sex praised Elizabethan.
Rowan Atkinson
Sex crazed. Um well, of course, initially it wasn't Elizabethan, it was medieval. It was the first series was set in the fifteenth century, and it was an idea, not of mine alone, it was an idea of myself and Richard Curtis to try and do a situation comedy of some kind in the wake of Not the Nine O'Clock News, which we'd stopped in 1982. And at the time, of course, Faulty Towers was at its height. And everything and we loved it like everyone else did. It still, in my view, defines situation comedy on television. And it was incredibly difficult trying to think of something that would not
Rowan Atkinson
appear to be just a rather feeble copy of it.
Rowan Atkinson
Which is why
Rowan Atkinson
We thought if we set a situation comedy, you know, five centuries back, we at least might have have a better chance of avoiding direct comparison. The black out of the name came from nowhere in particular. We were just looking for a sort of slightly dark, slightly Errol Flinny sort of name, which wasn't particularly amusing and wasn't
Presenter
Uh
Rowan Atkinson
you know, l laden with pun.
Presenter
But quite a a lot of um comedians use historical settings for their sketches, don't they? I mean, one thinks of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, or Russ Abbott indeed. I mean, he puts some knickerbockers on and cross guards us and makes us laugh. Why do you think that is?
Rowan Atkinson
Yeah.
Rowan Atkinson
Thanks for this.
Rowan Atkinson
I don't know. I suppose you obviously the costumes are funny to a large extent, and we certainly exploited that more in the
Rowan Atkinson
in the first series than in either the second two. We had, you know, absurd cult piece jokes and things which I'll probably r regret when I look back at them in ten years' time. In fact, I'm beginning to to regret them even now. And and out of it came a lot of jokes, because it w it was a time when things were very dangerous, when if someone said I'm going to kill you, you know, he really meant it, and there was a very good chance that he was just going to stick a sword through you. And and therefore the sort of danger and the and the awfulness of the times, particularly in the first series, the medieval times, the sordidness and the dirt and the squalor and all that, they they do provide a nice, horrible, serious background from which the comedy can stand proud.
Speaker 2
Then even
Presenter
Well, now somebody stuck a sword in you in nineteen eighty six when you went uh to Broadway. And it was um the Butcher of Broadway, they called him, didn't they? Frank Rich of the New York Times.
Rowan Atkinson
Mm-hmm.
Rowan Atkinson
Is it?
Presenter
Who who killed your show overnight, really?
Rowan Atkinson
Yes, he did. It was a fa fascinating time. Fascinating, it was fascinating. It was frustrating, but it was fascinating. And I wouldn't have.
Presenter
Fascinating.
Rowan Atkinson
I don't regret going, not for one minute. The peculiar thing about Broadway is that it is a very unusual
Rowan Atkinson
place because of this factor, the New York Times factor, that basically whatever the New York Times says, then that goes in New York.
Presenter
He accused you of being lavatorial.
Rowan Atkinson
Mm.
Rowan Atkinson
Which you were.
Rowan Atkinson
I mean, only to a certain extent. No review that I got and Frank Rich wasn't the only person on Broadway who didn't like what we were doing, but there were a couple of others, and and generally their standpoint was, you know, good old English levatorial humour. How bored we are of it
Rowan Atkinson
Um but of course I've had all those reviews endless numbers of times in this country. I mean f folk have always I mean the first series of of the of The Blackadder was absolutely slammed for those reasons. Virtually everything I've ever done has been decried in a lot of areas of the press and the media.
Presenter
But that's the difference, isn't it? That that in Britain you can be given time to develop and people will give you a second or a third chance and wait for something to come through.
Rowan Atkinson
Wait for some
Presenter
In the States, it either happens or it don't.
Rowan Atkinson
Yeah.
Rowan Atkinson
Yes, it does. I mean, the main reason for that, of course, on Broadway is a financial one, because the cost of staying on Broadway is so
Rowan Atkinson
astronomic, that unless you're basically full all the time, you can't afford to stay.
Presenter
Another record.
Rowan Atkinson
Well this reminds me, I suppose, of a sketch in the in the one-man show that I first did in The Secret Policeman's Ball in nineteen seventy nine, which was a mime sketch, a piano mime. And uh although this wasn't the piece that that we actually used, I, like a lot of people, learned piano for two years at school and have deeply regretted giving it up. Ever since I would dearly, dearly love to to play the piano. I would like to play like anyone who can play Chopin really well.
Presenter
Chopin's Nocturne in C Sharp minor, opus twenty seven, number one, played by Vladimir Ashkenazi.
Presenter
Well, Rowan, fame, as you've described, came upon you really rather suddenly. A lot has been said about your having had too much too fast. Do you feel that?
Rowan Atkinson
Well, I did feel it in that it's something that I was very worried about at first, that I would just be a flash in the pan and and and would disappear. But I to to a certain extent I've I've come
Rowan Atkinson
To live with it.
Rowan Atkinson
It's sometimes extremely difficult if
Rowan Atkinson
If fame gets in the way when things are going wrong, it's always that moment when you've just missed the train.
Rowan Atkinson
and somebody comes up and starts to pester you, or when you're you know, when your car's broken down, or you you get to the to the cash till at the motorway services and you haven't got any money and you've left it in the car, it's all very well saying, Well, I'm just a you know, a very
Speaker 2
And you
Rowan Atkinson
normal sort of electrical engineering type of bloke from the n from the from the north east of England. But of course I can't be now.
Presenter
When are you at your happiest?
Rowan Atkinson
I'm at my happiest either with my friends or with my girlfriend or and or I suppose in in terms of singular selfish experiences, I think it's probably
Rowan Atkinson
driving a very fine car very fast with certain music playing on the stereo system. I've uh started very cautiously to embark on a on a modest amount of uh motor racing and I get a tremendous degree of excitement from that. The challenge of it is is is very enthralling.
Presenter
You also collect motor cars, don't you?
Rowan Atkinson
Yes, I mean in no great way. I've I've sold quite a few recently because I decided that I had too too many, but what
Speaker 3
What have you got?
Rowan Atkinson
I've got down to a modest number now. Well, I.
Rowan Atkinson
I've got a little lance here which I kind of shop shop around in which is is very interesting. But my main car I suppose is an Aston Martin. It's the third Aston Martin that I've had in about seven years. And uh and it is a tremendous car. But the strange thing is that even though it is a fast car and it is designed to go fast, that that is not really w where most of the joy of ownership comes from.
Rowan Atkinson
It is that thing joy of ownership which you feel, which I actually feel as much just cleaning the car.
Rowan Atkinson
Ever since I was sixteen or seventeen no, ever since I was twelve or thirteen, I've really enjoyed washing cars for some reason. I enjoy the task of taking something dirty and washing it and working on it and then seeing this this immaculate and shining object at at the end of the exercise. And I it's a very it's a very practical and sort of simple satisfaction, but but it is very, very real.
Presenter
That's
Speaker 2
Yeah.
Presenter
Your seventh record, please.
Rowan Atkinson
About a year and a half ago I bought an album by a contemporary rock band called Simply Red.
Rowan Atkinson
And on it I discovered this extraordinary version of Coleporter's Every Time We We Say Goodbye, which for all those who believe that contemporary rock vocalists have not the skill or the emotion to sing like they used to in the old days, I think this is a song and a track which should dispel any of those thoughts.
Speaker 2
Every time we say goodbye, I die a little
Speaker 2
Every time we say goodbye, I wonder why
Presenter
Hello.
Presenter
Mick Cucknell of Simply Red with Cole Porters every time we say goodbye.
Presenter
Looking at your your heroes, you know, I mean, if if you say Peter Sellers, people say Inspector Cluzo, if you say Dudley Moore, they say Dad, if you say John Cleese, they say Basil Faulting.
Rowan Atkinson
Yeah.
Presenter
What do you want them to say when they say Rowan Atkinson? Do you want them to say Black Adder?
Rowan Atkinson
Well, for the time being, they tend to say it. So I'm perfectly happy with that.
Rowan Atkinson
Well, I think, for instance, Peter Sellers did a lot more than just Inspector Clusa, although obviously y y you're right, that's what he is best remembered for, but he had an extraordinary acting range.
Rowan Atkinson
But that sort of range is something I mean, maybe I will
Rowan Atkinson
Do the one character that everyone will remember me for, and maybe, you know, that the Black Adder characters will be the ones that people will remember, and I'll never do anything else that is memorable. But um I certainly I enjoyed the time at Not the Nine O'Clock News because it gives you such an opportunity to explore a range. I mean every week you can play five or six different characters and you don't feel remotely typecast and people know you as Rowan Atkinson rather than as Mr. Black Adder or
Presenter
But I read you want to be a baddie in James Bond.
Rowan Atkinson
Yes, well I always played Very Evil.
Rowan Atkinson
people in plays at school for some reason. The first part I ever played at the age of fourteen was a fire raising.
Rowan Atkinson
Head waiter in a play called The Fire Raisers by Max Frisch, who invites himself into a man's house and then blows it up. And I also played uh
Rowan Atkinson
Mephistopheles and Doctor Faustus, and all those sort of, you know, sat satanic roles.
Presenter
So the
Presenter
It's the eyebrow.
Rowan Atkinson
It's the eyebrows. Oh good.
Rowan Atkinson
That's good to know. I'll remember that at my next audition. Use the eyebrows.
Rowan Atkinson
I would love to play a villain in a Bond film, but I find that as I get older
Rowan Atkinson
The the range of parts I can play.
Rowan Atkinson
becomes broader and becomes easier. I think if you are a character actor, which to a certain extent I hope I am, then of course most character parts are not set in your twenties, they're set in in in your forties or in your fifties. And they are the sort of parts that hopefully will um will become increasingly easy to cast me in.
Presenter
Your eighth and your final record, Peter.
Rowan Atkinson
Well this is um it's slightly sentimental and it reminds me of my first date with my girlfriend and we went to see Diastraites at Wembley Arena. And I think Mark Knopfler, yet another Mark, is a a tremendously good writer of music. And as my musical director, who writes a lot of music for the Black Adder and things, says, Diastraits and Mark Knopfler, he writes wonderful tunes and then never sings them. He lets his guitar play them and he sort of moans along in the background. And this is an example of it, but he's brilliant.
Speaker 2
Lady Lighter on the T V
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She had all her brains in the picture
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Mitch it does not
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You talk to me when it fails like it
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Just the way it out of hair fell down around her face
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And I recall my fall from bread
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Uh
Presenter
LADY WRITER by Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits. Roan, I have the impression that you're you're going to sit on this island, listen to your records, and really get quite miserable.
Rowan Atkinson
Mm but assuming that music is one of the best reasons for living.
Rowan Atkinson
Then I think I don't think it matters really what music you play, as long as you you play it. And if it reminds you of your past, even if it's saddening or makes you cry, I think if it uh disreminds you of your friends, then I think it'll
Rowan Atkinson
Stop you killing yourself.
Presenter
What will you miss most?
Rowan Atkinson
Um I think I have to say friends. And
Rowan Atkinson
Just leading a normal life I love.
Rowan Atkinson
shopping, you know, and I love driving and I love just kind of tootling about. So I'd miss that.
Presenter
Well, you can take something with you. Um we we're giving you the records. Which one of those, by the way, will you choose if you can only have one?
Rowan Atkinson
Damme, I'm torn between choosing the most cheerful.
Presenter
It's rather the most sad with
Rowan Atkinson
I think it would probably be uh the last one, late the die straight strike. But if I had to choose the most inspiring, then it would be the the Allegri Miserari. Although it is unfortunately also the most sad, but I'll I'll choose that anyway, the Allegri Miserari.
Presenter
And as you know, we give you the Bible and we give you the complete works of Shakespeare. What book are you going to take?
Rowan Atkinson
I think I'd have to take a funny book.
Rowan Atkinson
in an attempt to offset the sadness that the music will will bring me. I'm not very well read at all. I I'm a terribly bad reader of books. It's really only on holiday that I get the John Le Carrie out. And if it's not John Le Carrey, then it tends to be P G Woodhouse, because he makes me laugh more more than anyone else in print. And it would probably be the first book that I ever read of his, which I found in the school library at the age of sixteen, and it was called Uncle Fred in the Springtime.
Presenter
And your luxury.
Rowan Atkinson
This is a very difficult one, but after a lot of hard searching I've decided to take a car.
Rowan Atkinson
And it doesn't really matter what sort of car it is, but it should be a nice one, and therefore I think it should be an Aston Martin. And all I want to do to it really is clean it, so it can be locked up, and so I can't use it to sleep in it, and no petrol, and w we presume no roads to drive it on. But I could build a a little bamboo car port. And as long as with the car came
Rowan Atkinson
A plentiful supply of car wax, and a plentiful supply of those of those little orange dusters with red sewn edges that you find in all good hardware stores.
Rowan Atkinson
Then I would just occasionally clean it and look at it.
Presenter
You shall have it all. Rowan Atkinson, thank you very much indeed for letting us hear your Desert Island discs.
Rowan Atkinson
Thank you.
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Presenter asks
What does your mother now think of you? Having brought you up to be a proper chap with a good solid education, now she's got a chap who makes his money out of making funny faces and saying naughty words on the telly.
I think she'd prefer not to hear the naughty words, and she'd probably prefer me not to pull too many faces. But she, like a lot of parents, I suppose, was quite concerned about show business as a career, and imagined it to be peopled by a lot of, you know, rather plump people with those moustaches that droop round the side of their mouths and huge purple velvet bow ties who hand you grubby fibers at stage doors.
Presenter asks
At what point did you know you would never use your [engineering] degree?
It was about a year later, because I started off at Newcastle University, and then I went on to Oxford to do research. And I suppose it was a year into Oxford that I'd started to take all the review sketchwriting, sketch performing very seriously. And it was in the summer of that year, having met up with a very dear friend of mine, Richard Curtis, who since that time has written or co-written virtually everything I've ever done, and to whom I'm very, very much indebted. And he and I did a review in the summer of 1976, at which I got my first review in the local paper in the Oxford Mail. And it was a very flattering review indeed. And it was at that point that I decided to at least give it a try.
Presenter asks
Fame, as you've described, came upon you really rather suddenly. A lot has been said about your having had too much too fast. Do you feel that?
Well, I did feel it in that it's something that I was very worried about at first, that I would just be a flash in the pan and and would disappear. But I to a certain extent I've I've come to live with it. It's sometimes extremely difficult if fame gets in the way when things are going wrong, it's always that moment when you've just missed the train and somebody comes up and starts to pester you, or when your car's broken down, or you get to the cash till at the motorway services and you haven't got any money and you've left it in the car.
Presenter asks
What do you want them to say when they say 'Rowan Atkinson' — do you want them to say 'Black Adder'?
Well, for the time being, they tend to say it. So I'm perfectly happy with that. … I enjoyed the time at Not the Nine O'Clock News because it gives you such an opportunity to explore a range. I mean every week you can play five or six different characters and you don't feel remotely typecast and people know you as Rowan Atkinson rather than as Mr. Black Adder.
“I feel now that I've only attempted about 40% of what I feel as though I could do. I'm not saying I will ever get the opportunities to explore the other 60%, but that's what I j I genuinely feel.”
“Someone asked if I'd do something in a one night review at the Oxford Playhouse, and I had to think of something, and I'd never written anything at that stage and so I just started sort of improvising in front of a mirror and suddenly these peculiar creatures started to characterize and to form in front of me.”
“It was in the summer of that year, having met up with a very dear friend of mine, Richard Curtis, who since that time has written or co-written virtually everything I've ever done, and to whom I'm very, very much indebted.”
“If you are a character actor, which to a certain extent I hope I am, then of course most character parts are not set in your twenties, they're set in in in your forties or in your fifties. And they are the sort of parts that hopefully will become increasingly easy to cast me in.”
“If it reminds you of your past, even if it's saddening or makes you cry, I think if it reminds you of your friends, then I think it'll stop you killing yourself.”