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Desert Island Discs
Presented by Michael Parkinson
Actress best known as Sable in 80s US soap The Colbys, with stage and screen roles in Tenko, Connie, and a film with Brando.
Eight records
This was the very first record on Seventy Eight that I ever had as a child. And I used to. play it and march up and down on the back of the city. I think I must have been about four.
I'm very fond of Willie Nelson and family. I know them in Los Angeles, and they're a great relief from Hollywood. They appreciate jeans and no makeup and straight talking.
Amarina was the the name I gave. My puppy child, my dog that Michael Winner and Marlon Brando gave me after the night comers. I was desperately keen on Elton John when I was filming with Marlon Brando.
Elvis Presley. Why not? It's part of all our pasts, isn't it? Don't you remember those those those boys slicking back their hair? Girl of my best friend, I've always thought it was a a a lovely record.
Symphony No. 2 in C minor (Resurrection)
Marla's Resurrection Symphony. I love this, I find it very moving. That's just so beautiful, gosh, I wish I could sing like this lady who comes on in at the end and just soars like a bird.
It's the sort of modern soul music I like. It's got a a little bit of reference to reincarnation in there, nothing too heavy, and I wouldn't want to go too heavily into it. Um good song.
Missa Criolla. It's uh an Argentinian Piece of music. It's so moving. It's so joyful and so sorrowful. It's a beautiful piece of music.
Well, I need somebody to talk to. I really would need somebody to talk to... I think the person I'd like to natter to most would be Joyce Grenfell. Uh so let's have her talking to children.
The keepsakes
The luxury
In conversation
Presenter asks
Was the background [of your upbringing] cosy?
Very cosy. See red velvet curtains, chickens and dogs and cats and ponies and ballet and the ideal upbringing.
Presenter asks
Was there anything in the family at all that might suggest you might become an actress?
Not even vaguely. And one of our uh quotes in the family, one of the family things that we like best is that my father, after having seen me in a forehander at the Haymarket Theatre, which is no mean theatre, said, you know, I think that Steffi... Is every bit as good as a real actress.
Presenter asks
Where do you think the talent or the ambition came from to be an actor?
The recording
Timestamps play the recording from that turn
Speaker 1
Hello, I'm Kirsty Young, and this is a podcast from the Desert Island Discs Archive. For rights reasons we've had to shorten the music. The programme was originally broadcast in nineteen eighty eight, and the presenter was Michael Parkinson.
Presenter
Our castaway once described herself as a convent girl destined by her upbringing to be a cosy wife and mother, which is perhaps not quite how the rest of us think of her. Until recently, she was that fantasy glamour figure of the 80s, the rich bitch in an American soap opera, in this case Sable in the Colbys. Before that, she served a steady apprenticeship in the theatre, made a movie with Marlon Brando, and became a big television star by appearing in Tenko and Connie. After the glitz of a Hollywood soap opera, she returned to London to work with the Royal Shakespeare Company. She is Stephanie Beecham.
Presenter
Stephanie, can I go back on that quote? I mean, was the background cozy? Very cosy.
Stephanie Beacham
See red velvet curtains, chickens and dogs and cats and ponies and
Stephanie Beacham
ballet and the ideal upbringing.
Presenter
Wh where was it? What were we talking about?
Stephanie Beacham
In in Barnet, in Hertfordshire. Four of us. My name I've always said was Richard Dijennysteff, because my parents could never quite remember which one of us was which.
Stephanie Beacham
Uh I was the third one out. I think it's quite a good position to be because you don't get uh looked at all the time.
Presenter
What do your parents do?
Stephanie Beacham
Mummy never did well, I say she never did anything, she was always very busy, looking after us a lot, and making everything very cosy. My father was uh worked for the Grosvenor Estate, uh uh seemed to look after the Duchesses quite a lot, and he was in insurance before that. Nothing to do with the theatre.
Presenter
Was there any anything in the in the family at all, from any of the the various branches, that might suggest you might become an actress at all?
Stephanie Beacham
Not even vaguely. And one of our uh quotes in the family, one of the family things that we like best is that my father, after having seen me in a forehander at the Haymarket Theatre, which is no mean theatre, said, you know, I think that Steffi
Presenter
Ah
Stephanie Beacham
Is every bit as good as a real actress.
Presenter
So where do you think the talent came from then? I mean, or the ambition came from to be an actor. Were there some were you influenced by movies or or what?
Stephanie Beacham
I've always loved the black and white movies. Anything with with Betty Davis, Joan Crawford. I wanted to be a ballet dancer, but I was told by when I had my examination for White Lodge that my feet weren't pretty enough.
Stephanie Beacham
and that I would never quite make the grade, which was terribly sad at the time. And then I thought I would do uh deaf teaching.
Stephanie Beacham
And I went to Paris to study mime because I wanted to do movement with deaf children.
Stephanie Beacham
And
Stephanie Beacham
Then I met an actor.
Stephanie Beacham
and I went to visit him.
Stephanie Beacham
and they were just starting up the Liverpool everyman.
Stephanie Beacham
Terry Hans, Peter James.
Stephanie Beacham
And I thought this is the theatre. This is exciting.
Stephanie Beacham
and they were auditioning for the juvenile lead.
Stephanie Beacham
And I thought
Stephanie Beacham
I'm gonna have a go.
Stephanie Beacham
And I remembered a speech from O level English of Juliet's.
Stephanie Beacham
And I did it, and they thought it was very funny.
Stephanie Beacham
And they employed me.
Presenter
Let's have a first choice of record, please.
Stephanie Beacham
I think that I would like to have the March from Aida.
Stephanie Beacham
This was the very first record on Seventy Eight that I ever had as a child.
Stephanie Beacham
And I used to.
Stephanie Beacham
play it and march up and down on the back of the city. I think I must have been about four.
Presenter
That was a grand march from Verdi's Aida. Stephanie, you mentioned there that uh at one point in your in your career, very early on, you wanted to work with deaf people. This is because in fact you're deaf yourself, aren't you?
Stephanie Beacham
I'm so fortunate because my deafness is the easiest deafness to cope with. I am completely deaf. I have no hearing whatsoever in my right side.
Stephanie Beacham
But I have no white noise. People think of deafness as silence. Of course it isn't. It's sometimes very, very noisy and awful.
Stephanie Beacham
But I have good hearing in my other ear, but what it means is that I hear two dimensionally.
Stephanie Beacham
I hear like you would see a primitive painting. Everything is flat.
Stephanie Beacham
Which means that one to one it's absolutely fine. Big parties are o o a bother. A a lot of lip reading has to go on. And because you can't see deafness, people don't remember it, and I keep having to skip to the right hand side of them. In Hollywood, when I kept uh going to the right hand side of Charlton Hurston, they thought it was because I was rather more fond of my right profile than my left. But it was nothing to do with that at all, it's because old mother here's deaf.
Presenter
But they're used to that kind of uh of uh attitude in Hollywood, aren't they? Shoot my right profile.
Stephanie Beacham
More used to that than they are to the FF.
Stephanie Beacham
Not when I'm working.
Presenter
Can we
Stephanie Beacham
Because I know everybody's uh script and I listen very hard. And listening, I'm sure, and therefore you you react. It's it's uh probably what acting is, really, is reacting, isn't it? So I listen very hard and my concentration is good, probably better than it might be if I had uh full hearing.
Stephanie Beacham
It is a problem in that I get very tired lip reading, trying to hear, and I think it makes me more of a loner than I might be by nature. I think it also affects the the things that I like to listen to in the way of music. I think my taste is simpler than it might be uh uh had I full hearing. I've never heard stereo.
Presenter
No.
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I
Stephanie Beacham
I hear in Monica.
Presenter
Extraordinary. Yes. Well, d does this a silly question really m might have an interesting reply. Does this ability that you have to lip read I mean, does it give you certain advantages in certain situations?
Stephanie Beacham
I can contradict somebody across a room, yes.
Presenter
You make up and started saying terrible things uh secretly about you at a party or something like that, must be wonderful to do it. Let's have another choice of record.
Stephanie Beacham
I think I'd like to have some country and western now. I'm very fond of country and western music. My sister and I make up my elder sister and I make up country and western songs. Her latest lyrics are I bore your children, now I'm boring you. It's deep stuff. I was actually sent out of a Latin exam. I was sent out of a Latin exam for singing because I used to learn all my Latin by making up country and western things to remember it by. And I was nusque means nowhere, nom quer means never, and me hill means nothing at all. Anyway, I was sent out. Willie Nelson, always on my mind. I'm very fond of Willie Nelson and family. I know them in Los Angeles, and they're a great relief from Hollywood. They appreciate jeans and no makeup and straight talking. I'm so happy that you're mine.
Presenter
Little things I should have said and done
Presenter
I just never took the time to have.
Stephanie Beacham
When you were always on my mind
Presenter
Yeah. Uh
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Uh
Speaker 1
Uh
Presenter
Uh
Stephanie Beacham
Uh
Stephanie Beacham
You are always on my mind
Presenter
Wooden Nelson singing always on my mind. Stephanie Beacham, you're at Rada in London during the sixties. Was that of the Bohemian life?
Stephanie Beacham
Yes, it was. I lived in a a a commune.
Stephanie Beacham
And we had a compulations board, which meant that everybody just uh wrote down what they had bought, and a cup was replaced with a cup, never mind what sort of a cup had been broken, uh it was the functionalism of the object that uh we respected. And uh it was a v very good group of people. We were architects and and sculptors and artists and
Stephanie Beacham
Um I was the acting rep. I'm so happy that I was young and a teenager at a time of such optimism. We really felt that we knew that love was the answer and uh
Speaker 1
Yeah.
Stephanie Beacham
If
Stephanie Beacham
Our generation could only rule the world, there would be no more wars.
Stephanie Beacham
I think it's very interesting that Geldof and people like that who also were young then are still fighting this same fight. I I I you know, God bless him and all the others that are doing it.
Presenter
When you were then and th this young actress coming out of Radenau, starting your your career, who who were the heroes? Who were the people you looked up to? The people that you hope one day to emulate, perhaps?
Stephanie Beacham
I've always had a thing about not being able to sing.
Stephanie Beacham
And I would have preferred to have been
Stephanie Beacham
Janice Joplin without the drugs rather more than any of the uh actors. And of course I uh of on stage I've always adored Judy Dench. I look up to Anne Bancroft and then I thought th th those wonderful old dragons of Hollywood I've always enjoyed. But it was more the music people that I would have liked to have been.
Presenter
Uh Did you want to be a film star?
Stephanie Beacham
Not really. My career has always taken me completely by surprise. My greed
Stephanie Beacham
It starts when I open a script.
Stephanie Beacham
Rather more, I never hear about projects. I don't read any of those those trade papers. I never know what's going on. And then a script comes in. I think, Oh, dear, what's this? The paper's rather thin. Is the printing going to be bad? Oh, this looks interesting and I get greedy for the part that's in front of my nose and and then just have to
Stephanie Beacham
Well, good better best, never let it rest till the good is better and the better best That was the convent again. That's how my career's been, rather than uh any plotting and planning or or or ambition.
Stephanie Beacham
Uh just greed of the moment.
Presenter
Another choice of record, please.
Stephanie Beacham
Elton John Amarina. Amarina was the the name I gave.
Stephanie Beacham
My puppy child, my dog that Michael Winner and Marlon Brando gave me after the night comers.
Stephanie Beacham
I was desperately keen on Elton John when I was filming with Marlon Brando. Perhaps it was a sort of defence against the absolutely glorious nature of Marlon Brando, but I had to think up somebody else to fantasise about. Uh such a a charismatic actor.
Stephanie Beacham
Lately, I've been thinking
Stephanie Beacham
How much I miss my lady, Almarina, then a coffee.
Stephanie Beacham
Riding them with debris
Stephanie Beacham
Leave me here.
Stephanie Beacham
Like a lusty flower
Stephanie Beacham
Run through the quails for hours.
Stephanie Beacham
All I'm to thy haze, whoa, like a proper child.
Presenter
Elden John singing Amarina.
Presenter
Stephanie, you you were talking there about working with Marlon Brando and Michael Winner. This is a film called The The Nightcomers. And it was obviously I mean it was a it was a big breakthrough in a in a sense. Did you get the Hollywood treatment?
Stephanie Beacham
I got the Hollywood treatment, I got the Hollywood offers. But at that time, you know, I was frightened of anybody who wore a suit, let alone I was. Um I didn't trust them at all, let alone people that talked about money and building my career and going on talk shows and
Presenter
But don't th that's not not a bad thing. It doesn't make you a bad person, you know.
Stephanie Beacham
It doesn't make you a bad person and I love doing all of it now, but I I am no longer frightened. I am thrilled that I didn't go to Hollywood. Why, what do you think might have happened? I think I'd have had plastic surgery.
Presenter
I think I'd have
Stephanie Beacham
therapy, uh psychoanalysis, and probably been a miserable person who didn't dare jump up on a stage and make a fool of themselves. You can get uh
Stephanie Beacham
protected uh by business managers. You don't understand your life. I'm very glad I didn't go until I knew who I was. I didn't fancy the idea of being shaped and formed.
Stephanie Beacham
And that's what would have happened, I think.
Presenter
Going back to that shaping and and forming,'cause that's interesting. This quote that I I uh gave at the beginning of the programme, that you said that you describe yourself as this convent girl destined by her upbringing to be a cosy wife and mother. Well, I mean, you were a wife and mother, but uh I mean, what happened to that sort of image of the cosy wife and mother? I mean
Stephanie Beacham
A rotten old marriage, really. I married the the person that should have been my best friend, and uh a sheer delight to go out with, and such a silly person to get a domestic arrangement with.
Stephanie Beacham
But what?
Stephanie Beacham
Fantastic about being an actress is there's nothing you can go through in real life that you can't then use later. I mean, we're we're we're the only folk who, if you have anything horrid happen to you, uh, you can use it. And I think that uh
Stephanie Beacham
The surprise of
Stephanie Beacham
A failed marriage jolted me into the realization that I had to bring up my children. I therefore.
Stephanie Beacham
Wanted some commercial work because I wanted money because I knew that I wanted to give my children the very best.
Stephanie Beacham
And that led to Hollywood, and that's been thrilling.
Presenter
Another choice of record, please.
Presenter
Yeah.
Stephanie Beacham
Elvis Presley. Why not? It's part of all our pasts, isn't it? Don't you remember those those those boys slicking back their hair? Girl of my best friend, I've always thought it was a a a lovely record.
Stephanie Beacham
The way she walks.
Stephanie Beacham
The way she talked.
Stephanie Beacham
Uh
Speaker 1
How long can I pretend?
Speaker 2
Oh I Can't help it, Iron Loo.
Presenter
Elvis Presley and the Girl of My Best Friend.
Presenter
Stephanie Beecham, you went to America and you had this huge success playing the rich bitch in the coal business.
Presenter
Tell me I mean what was it like going to the
Presenter
uh state as a star.
Stephanie Beacham
Well, the first couple of months I got off scot free because nobody knew who I was, so I was able to go round all the tatty shops and uh really nose around and and and be a tourist. That was on one level. The other level w w was uh the the complete shock of the efficiency of the system.
Stephanie Beacham
They're not wasting a minute. They really pay you and they really work you. Professionalism is superb.
Stephanie Beacham
Uh the efficiency is superb, the optimism is superb. I've learnt so much in this last couple of years about how our business really works.
Stephanie Beacham
Delightful. You've just got to have the energy and the stamina and the go, and it's all there for you.
Presenter
What doesn't it have?
Stephanie Beacham
You don't talk in terms of nuance of character, perhaps. I mean, you you talk to yourself about that. Perhaps it the conversation is more about the figures of the the viewing figures. I mean when somebody came up to me and said fabulous numbers, that was the first word this particular producer ever said to me uh I didn't know what he was talking about. No, it's number my vital statistics. What are we talking about? I'd no idea. But now I understand, because otherwise you don't get the money to make the next one.
Stephanie Beacham
So a little blend of um what shall we say, a little blend of R S C and the National Theatre along with heavy commerciality, and I think I'm beginning to get a a a vision of how it all work.
Presenter
What about the the the the character that you you play? I mean, it's really it's wonderfully over the top. I mean isn't it? I mean all the soap opera is totally realistic.
Stephanie Beacham
Totally realistic, Michael. How can you say that?
Presenter
Can you say that?
Presenter
But it's it's wonderfully over the top and it's it's almost as a parody of this of this rich
Stephanie Beacham
But it's
Presenter
uh rich person, this rich bitch. Um is there a a a a danger, do you think, that that you could actually because you're living in this this extraordinary lifestyle, in this extraordinary place, that you could almost believe that you are that character?
Stephanie Beacham
Well, I couldn't. I couldn't. I mean, I went to Hollywood with two pairs of knickers and and a teapot. And I am allergic to Rodeo Drive. Uh I mean, I I really
Stephanie Beacham
I'd look at the price of a jumper and say that would feed a Biafran family for a year. But I took in Rodeo Drive and saw that these women did have these alarmingly long nails, and so I decided well I would have even more alarmingly long nails and that they must use a can of hairspray a day, so I would use a can and a half um and uh uh be the ultimate in um matched jewellery, if you like.
Presenter
That's another choice of record.
Stephanie Beacham
Marla's Resurrection Symphony. I love this, I find it very moving.
Stephanie Beacham
That's just so beautiful, gosh, I wish I could sing like this lady who comes on in at the end and just soars like a bird.
Speaker 1
Please hit me.
Speaker 1
Only smoke wage.
Presenter
Part of Marla's Symphony Number Two in C Minor The Resurrection, conducted by Laurie Marzell.
Presenter
Stephanie Beacham, you you were mentioning earlier that that everything that happens to an actress who goes through life uh becomes
Presenter
sort of fodder. You can use it later on in life. I wonder, you see that extraordinary creature you created, Sable, I mean, was that a composite of of people you'd met in in real life?
Stephanie Beacham
Yes, everybody who's ever been nasty to me. Uh I I've usually just
Stephanie Beacham
Gulped, swallowed, and thought, Oh, I'll use that.
Presenter
What about the the end when it when it came? I mean, was it a great disappointment uh to you, uh, when the show was taken off air? Or did you in fact oh yeah, I think by that time had enough, do you think?
Stephanie Beacham
I would have been very happy financially to have gone on for a few more years because I'd have become a very rich woman. On the other hand, I had begun to realise, having the funds that I had, that I wasn't that interested in money. And it's rather lovely to have it given to you and then realise that it's not that important to you. I was with my sister in Paris. I was making a mini-series, as I think that's what safe stars do, isn't it, on their hiatus. And my sister was my younger sister was visiting me. And she didn't know who I was talking to or what I was talking to them about. But she said that I seemed to lose ten years from my face in the two-minute conversation as I was told I no longer had to play Sable Colby. So mixed.
Presenter
Another choice to record, please.
Stephanie Beacham
The Commodores
Stephanie Beacham
Night shift
Stephanie Beacham
Um
Stephanie Beacham
It's the sort of modern soul music I like. It's got a a little bit of reference to reincarnation in there, nothing too heavy, and I wouldn't want to go too heavily into it. Um good song.
Presenter
So cute.
Stephanie Beacham
Uh
Presenter
What's going on?
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Say you will.
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Sing your songs.
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Gonna be some sweets
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Coming now
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Nice.
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I thought you're singing.
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Commodore singing Night Shift
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Stephanie, d what brought you back to England?
Presenter
Didn't
Stephanie Beacham
Jeremy Irons's voice on the telephone. Saying what? Saying, Well, we just had a terrible aftershock from that horrid earthquake, and uh I was trembling and thinking this is a very unsteady place at the moment, and suddenly the mellifluous tones of Jeremy Iron's voice saying, Stephanie, there's this lovely part in this play we're doing. Would you just like to pop over? John Barton would love you to do it, and John Barton is like a teddy bear. And the idea of joining the RSC and Jeremy Irons and John Barton and all those old friends seemed like well, it seemed like a fleet of care bears suddenly coming to look after me. Two weeks later, there it was press night. It didn't feel at all like the care bears were there to look after me. But a wonderful experience, and good to jump on a stage again.
Presenter
And is that how you you would see the future then? I mean, you said earlier that you don't plan anything at all, but I mean, is let's sort of ask a d different question. What would be the ideal for you in the future?
Stephanie Beacham
Oh, some very sensitive film director who came up to me and said.
Stephanie Beacham
I think everything you've done so far is nearly rubbish, but I think I can see inside you something that I want to pull out.
Stephanie Beacham
Ready for it?
Stephanie Beacham
I see yeah.
Presenter
What about the when you come back here, you you come back actually with a new celebrity status? I mean, you were famous before you went because of tenko and corny, but you came back with a different kind of uh ambiance, if you like, or into a different ambience. Um how do you react to that?
Stephanie Beacham
Terribly well apart from my hair. It's such a shame that I have to visit the hairdressers so often. But apart from the hair, I'm absolutely delighted by the whole thing. It's so exciting when you say, Oh, look, there's so-and-so, and they're pointing back at you and they want to meet you too. I'll never forget when I met uh he's dead now, but I saw Liberace on an aeroplane. I was leaving Las Vegas and I thought, Gee, that's Liberace. I mean, I remember him from Sunday afternoons and George and his mum and the candelabra. Gosh, I'd love his autograph. I couldn't possibly ask for it, though. And that second the the air hostess came up to me and said, I hope you don't mind, but Mr Liberace would like your autograph. And I was tickled pink. So that aspect of it all i i is lovely.
Presenter
Another choice of retro, please.
Stephanie Beacham
Missa Criolla. It's uh an Argentinian
Stephanie Beacham
Piece of music. It's so moving. It's so joyful and so sorrowful. It's a beautiful piece of music.
Presenter
Te la satura, pasa los hombre
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By side of the soul please, get medicine.
Stephanie Beacham
Uh
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Enlash
Stephanie Beacham
The pasta of some way
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Yella bamboo, Yadora Move, Yala Bamo, Yadora Mo
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The Gloria from a Misa Criola conducted there by the composer Ariel Ramirez.
Presenter
Stephanie Beacham, do you think you're going to like the idea of this desert island? I mean, first of all, the solitude. Would you like that?
Stephanie Beacham
Yes, I'm I'm very good by myself. I I have a very jolly time, and nobody stops me from singing. Uh my children would give their pocket money back rather than hear me sing. So I'll sing a lot to myself on the desert island. I'll enjoy that.
Stephanie Beacham
I'll also write a lot of poetry, and no one can tell me that it's bad.
Stephanie Beacham
Yes, I can sit and stare for a long time.
Presenter
Are you are you a practical person though? I mean, could you uh build a boat? Could you build furniture on the island?
Stephanie Beacham
Oh, yes, could you?
Presenter
Could you ask? Really?
Stephanie Beacham
Uh but the chances are I'd make a very makeshift set up for myself and then set up a wonderful fantasy world for some two inch high dolls that I would carve, and providing they were comfy and had everything that was needed, uh I I'd be perfectly happy.
Presenter
That's your hobby, in fact, isn't it? Making dolls' furniture and
Stephanie Beacham
Let's
Stephanie Beacham
Yes. Uh it's a very lovely way of having
Stephanie Beacham
Um, memories that aren't huge around me because I can find a little tiny
Stephanie Beacham
Cup of an acorn, which becomes a bowl, and I'll think, Yes, I remember that. I got that in that
Stephanie Beacham
Great Forest in in So and So, and I'll always remember that, and uh I'll put in some tiny little something or others that I say, Well, those are the beads from Dolly Parton's dress Oh, it's a lovely memory store.
Presenter
What what do you think you would you'd miss most?
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on your desert island.
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My kids. And what would you be glad to be away from?
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The News
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Final choice of record, please.
Stephanie Beacham
Well, I need somebody to talk to. I really would need somebody to talk to, and although I know that I would make up an imaginary dog.
Stephanie Beacham
and tell it off a lot and tell it to sit down and go to bed and stop being such a problem. I think the person I'd like to natter to most would be Joyce Grenfell.
Stephanie Beacham
Uh so let's have her talking to children.
Speaker 2
Oh yes, we're a very happy band of brothers here. Edgar, let go of Timmy's ear and sit down.
Speaker 2
Now come along now, Sidney, come out from under the table and join in the fun.
Speaker 2
No, you're not in a space rocket. No, you can't wait for the countdown. Now, come on out now.
Speaker 2
Don't you want to help us tell our nice story?
Speaker 2
Well, then say no, thank you, and stop machine gunning people, please. Nevill, Neville, finish being a train, dear, and sit down.
Speaker 2
All right, well get into the station and then sit down.
Speaker 2
George
Speaker 2
Don't do that.
Speaker 2
Now we'll have some nice straight backs, shall we? What are we going to tell our story about to-day? Rachel, take your shoe off your head and put it on your foot. Now shall we tell it about a little mouse, or what about a big red bus? About a dear little bunny rabbit. Well, Peggy, that is a good idea. We'll tell it about a dear little bunny rabbit.
Speaker 2
No, Sidney, he wasn't a cowboy bunny, and he didn't have a gun.
Presenter
As the irreplaceable Joyce Grenfell talking to children.
Presenter
Stephanie Beacham, you're now on this desert island. Imagine you have eight records as company. One day seven of them melt in the sun, you're left with one. Which one would you would you want to keep?
Stephanie Beacham
Miss a career, though.
Presenter
Why?
Stephanie Beacham
Because it goes through all the
Stephanie Beacham
Feelings of mankind, the joy, the sadness.
Stephanie Beacham
And it comes out at the end with with a gentle optimism that is probably how I feel about things.
Presenter
And what about the book? Assume you've got the Bible and the works of Shakespeare.
Presenter
What book would you like?
Stephanie Beacham
Novsky the Ascent of Man
Presenter
Yeah And the luxury object inanimate.
Stephanie Beacham
May I have a little photo of my children, please?
Presenter
I think so. Stephanie Beacham, thank you very much indeed.
Stephanie Beacham
Thank you.
Speaker 1
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I've always loved the black and white movies. Anything with with Betty Davis, Joan Crawford. I wanted to be a ballet dancer, but I was told... that my feet weren't pretty enough... And then I thought I would do uh deaf teaching. And I went to Paris to study mime... And then I met an actor... and they were just starting up the Liverpool everyman... And I thought this is the theatre... And I remembered a speech from O level English of Juliet's. And I did it, and they thought it was very funny. And they employed me.
Presenter asks
You wanted to work with deaf people because in fact you're deaf yourself, aren't you?
I'm so fortunate because my deafness is the easiest deafness to cope with. I am completely deaf. I have no hearing whatsoever in my right side... But I have good hearing in my other ear, but what it means is that I hear two dimensionally... I hear in Monica.
Presenter asks
Was [Rada in London during the sixties] of the Bohemian life?
Yes, it was. I lived in a a a commune... Um I was the acting rep. I'm so happy that I was young and a teenager at a time of such optimism. We really felt that we knew that love was the answer and... If our generation could only rule the world, there would be no more wars.
Presenter asks
What happened to that sort of image of the cosy wife and mother?
A rotten old marriage, really. I married the the person that should have been my best friend, and uh a sheer delight to go out with, and such a silly person to get a domestic arrangement with... The surprise of a failed marriage jolted me into the realization that I had to bring up my children. I therefore. Wanted some commercial work because I wanted money because I knew that I wanted to give my children the very best. And that led to Hollywood, and that's been thrilling.
“I am completely deaf. I have no hearing whatsoever in my right side. But I have no white noise. People think of deafness as silence. Of course it isn't. It's sometimes very, very noisy and awful.”
“I hear like you would see a primitive painting. Everything is flat.”
“What's fantastic about being an actress is there's nothing you can go through in real life that you can't then use later. I mean, we're we're we're the only folk who, if you have anything horrid happen to you, uh, you can use it.”