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Desert Island Discs
Presented by Roy Plomley
Soldier and lieutenant general, best known as Glubb Pasha.
Eight records
Wings (The March Past of the Royal Engineers)
Band of the Corps of Royal Engineers
I put the March Pass of the Royal Engineers first, because I started my life as a regular officer in the Royal Engineers.
I've chosen a rather sentimental one, the Rustle of Spring, by Sinding, because my mother used to play this at home when I was a child.
John Reed and Elizabeth Harwood
Well, I put down I have a song to sing oh, from the Yeoman of the God. It's rather an early romantic one.
Home to Our Mountains (Ai nostri monti)
Charles Craig and Patricia Johnson
Well I've chosen another youthful one, home to our mountains, from Chovettore by Verdi. ... I always liked this tune.
Well, I rather like some of these old English songs. I've chosen Sweet Less of Richmond Hill this time.
What Is Life to Me Without Thee? (Che farò senza Euridice)
Well this is uh these are the likings of my rather later life. What is Life to Me Without Thee? comes from Glux Orfeo.
Eine kleine Nachtmusik (A Little Night Music), K. 525: II. Romanze
English Chamber Orchestra conducted by Daniel Barenboim
I've chosen Eineklein and Achmusik by Mozart. ... Well, because I think it's lovely music.
Well the last one I've chosen is Jesus Joy of Men's Desiring by Bach, sung by Harry Seacombe.
The keepsakes
The luxury
a packing case of foolscap paper and a hundred ballpoint pens
I am going to keep a diary and write a book.
In conversation
Presenter asks
Sir John, have you ever experienced loneliness?
I don't think so, no. Of course, if you're a soldier, you aren't lonely. The great thing about soldiering is comradeship.
Presenter asks
Does music mean a lot to you?
Well, when I was a boy at school... Boys weren't taught music. It was looked upon as rather a sissy sort of occupation and so I never have been taught anything about music. but I have derived a very great deal of pleasure from it.
Presenter asks
Your father was a major general in the Royal Engineers. How early in life did you decide you were going to be a soldier?
The recording
Timestamps play the recording from that turn
Speaker 3
Hello, I'm Kirsty Young, and this is a podcast from the Desert Island Discs Archive.
Speaker 3
For rights reasons we've had to shorten the music. The programme was originally broadcast in 1978 and the presenter was Roy Plumley.
Presenter
This week our castaway is a soldier.
Presenter
Lieutenant General Sir John Glubb, perhaps better known as Glubb Pasha.
Presenter
Sir John, have you ever experienced loneliness?
Sir John Glubb
I don't think so, no. Of course, if you're a soldier, you aren't lonely. The great thing about soldiering is comradeship.
Sir John Glubb
Do you think you could endure loneliness?
Sir John Glubb
I shouldn't like it, I don't think.
Sir John Glubb
What would you be happiest to have got away from?
Sir John Glubb
Oh politicians
Sir John Glubb
All the time.
Presenter
Does music mean a lot to you?
Sir John Glubb
Well, when I was a boy at school
Sir John Glubb
Boys weren't taught music. It was looked upon as rather a sissy sort of occupation and so I never have been taught anything about music.
Sir John Glubb
but I have derived a very great deal of pleasure from it.
Presenter
Did you have any plan in choosing your
Presenter
meagre ration of eight record.
Sir John Glubb
Well, more or less uh chronological. I started off uh with the beginning of my career.
Sir John Glubb
and the records go forward gradually as I get slightly older.
Presenter
Right, where do we start?
Sir John Glubb
Uh well, I put the March Pass of the Royal Engineers first, because I started my life as a regular officer in the Royal Engineers.
Presenter
Wings, the march past of the Royal Engineers played by the band of the Corps of Royal Engineers.
Presenter
What part of the country do you come from, Sujan?
Sir John Glubb
Well, originally our family came from Devon and Cornwall for many centuries.
Sir John Glubb
But my great grandfather, who was a parson,
Sir John Glubb
got a living in Sussex and since then we've had three generations in Sussex.
Presenter
Most of your forebears opted for the church or the army.
Sir John Glubb
Yes, there was the odd lawyer, but we don't say much about them.
Presenter
Your father was a a major general in the Royal Engineers. How early in life did you decide you were going to be a soldier?
Sir John Glubb
Oh, there was never any question of my being anything else. The thing was never discussed, it was assumed.
Presenter
When the First World War broke out you were already in a military camp at that moment.
Sir John Glubb
While I was in the officers' training corps camp actually and war was declared.
Presenter
Yes, your your school, ACC.
Presenter
So you went on to the Royal Military Academy.
Presenter
You couldn't be sent to the front until you were
Sir John Glubb
Eighteen and a half.
Presenter
Thank you.
Sir John Glubb
Mm.
Presenter
So you went out there.
Sir John Glubb
In October 1915.
Presenter
You've just published the diary of your experiences on the Western Front. You called it Into Battle.
Presenter
And
Presenter
For an eighteen and a half year old boy it it's tremendously moving. Your matter of factness, your acceptance of the horrors of that dreadful campaign make it even more poignant.
Presenter
It must have been rather
Presenter
Curious feeling to look back on those diaries. Where had you kept them? Had you read them through the years?
Sir John Glubb
No, I hadn't seen them for fifty years.
Sir John Glubb
My father and mother were living in England the first part of my time in the Middle East. Then they both died.
Sir John Glubb
and all our possessions were put in store.
Sir John Glubb
and this diary, written in a number of old copy books, was in a trunk with our stored uh possessions.
Sir John Glubb
And without nail
Sir John Glubb
About ten years ago, I suppose.
Sir John Glubb
I was looking through some of these old family boxes, and I came across this diary.
Presenter
Stained with Flanders mud, is it?
Presenter
Yes, you were in the Ypres salient on the Somme in Arras, Cambrai, you went right through it.
Sir John Glubb
Yeah.
Presenter
You were wounded several times.
Sir John Glubb
Yes.
Presenter
the third time, I think, badly, but
Presenter
You were in France again before the armistice.
Sir John Glubb
Just in time. I had about four months at the end.
Presenter
Let's have your second record.
Sir John Glubb
Well, I've chosen a rather sentimental one, the Rustle of Spring, by Sinding, because my mother used to play this at home when I was a child.
Presenter
Russell of Spring played by Joseph Cooper.
Presenter
Now when the first war was over, what happened to you?
Sir John Glubb
Well, we'd been rushed through very fast.
Sir John Glubb
Uh in nineteen fifteen, because they were so short of officers.
Sir John Glubb
and after the wars as a regular officer,
Sir John Glubb
I was brought back to England for what they call a supplementary course.
Sir John Glubb
to make up for the training we hadn't had before the war.
Presenter
which might have been rather useful during the war.
Sir John Glubb
Well, uh actually, you see, when we were brought back after the war we thought we knew something about wars.
Sir John Glubb
and as well surp annoyed when we got home to be told that now we got to learn about soldiering.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
Then you went off to it.
Sir John Glubb
Iraq
Sir John Glubb
Yes, well, I got rather tired of England, and fortunately my course finished.
Sir John Glubb
In the summer of nineteen twenty,
Sir John Glubb
And uh as there was trouble in Iraq and everybody wanted to be demobilized, the War Office asked for officer volunteers to go out to Iraq. Yes, what was going on there?
Sir John Glubb
Oh, they had their sort of tribal risings and so on. The trouble was they were so long making peace.
Sir John Glubb
That Iraq remained for years under military occupation, not knowing what its future was going to be.
Presenter
You learned Arabic well, not just army Arabic. You you learned it properly because you wanted to.
Sir John Glubb
Oh, I was almost bilingual. I was as fluent in Arabic as I was in English, I think.
Presenter
Yes. I think there's something we ought to get straight if we're going to talk about the the Middle East in general. The Arabs are not a race, it it is a linguistic group.
Sir John Glubb
Well, uh I think the closest parallel
Sir John Glubb
is that the Arab Empire succeeded the Roman Empire, but was half as big again.
Sir John Glubb
And it left its language everywhere from Spain to India, Pakistan.
Sir John Glubb
And all these people are now called Arabs by us. It's as though everybody in Western Europe were called Romans.
Sir John Glubb
They are all different races in different countries, but they all were part of the Arab Empire at one time.
Presenter
Now you served for six years in Iraq, then you resigned your commission.
Sir John Glubb
Yes, because uh the War Office wrote and said I'd got to come back to England again. I'd been away from the army long enough.
Sir John Glubb
By that time I had become so engrossed
Sir John Glubb
In Iraq.
Sir John Glubb
that I resigned my commission and I got a contract with the Iraq Government as an administrative inspector.
Presenter
What did that involve? What were your duties?
Sir John Glubb
Well, that was a civilian job.
Sir John Glubb
I spent it almost entirely up and down the Euphrates, where I was supposed to be inspecting the civil administration.
Sir John Glubb
which involved a good deal of uh
Sir John Glubb
law and order and tribal disturbances.
Sir John Glubb
and at the latter part
Sir John Glubb
I became involved in preventing raiding in the desert.
Sir John Glubb
And then hostilities on the Saudi Arabian frontier.
Sir John Glubb
So I rather specialized in desert tribes for the last two or three years.
Presenter
So in other words, you were going back to soldiering again.
Sir John Glubb
It was very soldiering, yes.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
Let's have your third record at this point, Sir John.
Sir John Glubb
Well, I put down I have a song to sing oh, from the Yeoman of the God. It's rather an early romantic one.
Speaker 4
It is sung to the moon by a love-lord loon who fled from the mocking throng. It's a son of a merryman loping mum, Whose soul was sad and whose glance was glum, Who sipped no sum and who craved no crumb, as he sighed for the love of a lady. Hey Dead, Hay Dee, Misery me, black lady. He sipped no summon, he craved no crumb, as he sighed for the love of a lady.
Speaker 4
I have a song to sing, oh What is your song, oh? It is sung with the ring of the songs made sing, Who love with a love life long, oh It's the song of a many-made peer-to-peer Who loved a Lord and who laughed aloud At the moan of a many-man moping bum Whose soul was sad and whose belance was beloved Who sipped no sop and who craved no crumb As he sighed for the love of a lame
Presenter
I have a song to sing oh from The Yeoman of the God.
Presenter
JOHN READ WITH ELIZABEBHHHHHHHHHH HARWOOD
Presenter
How long altogether were you in the service of the Iraq Government?
Sir John Glubb
Uh five years not quite five years, four four and a bit years.
Presenter
Then you crossed over to the west, to the Mediterranean, to Jordan. Why?
Sir John Glubb
Well, because, you see, I'd become an expert in desert tribes in Iraq.
Sir John Glubb
and the Jordan Government had never attempted to enforce their authority in the desert on their side.
Sir John Glubb
And when they heard I had done this and brought the tribes under control, they asked me to come to Jordan and do the same job for them.
Presenter
You had already been to Jordan, I know in in fact you had ridden across the desert by camel.
Sir John Glubb
That's in nineteen twenty five. I took local leave and rode across from Baghdad to Oman on a camel.
Presenter
With how many companions?
Sir John Glubb
Or, strictly speaking, one of my own, and we picked up a tribesman on the way now and again.
Sir John Glubb
Did you wear Arab clothes? Yes, of course.
Presenter
In Jordan you organized a force called the Desert Patrol.
Sir John Glubb
Nails
Presenter
What exactly was that? Was this the beginning of the of the Jordan army?
Sir John Glubb
In a sense, the
Sir John Glubb
Scheme behind the desert patrol was that the desert tribes were out of control.
Sir John Glubb
and my idea was to enlist men from these tribes in order to bring them under control.
Sir John Glubb
And this started rather slowly.
Sir John Glubb
But eventually I got a hundred men.
Sir John Glubb
and very shortly after that they were queuing up to join.
Sir John Glubb
but it avoided a great deal of friction.
Sir John Glubb
If you use regular troops against them, they wouldn't cooperate at all. But here were their own people, guarding and disciplining them.
Presenter
And now as well as doing what one can call police work, sorting out the the rebels, you were also a defence force.
Sir John Glubb
Well, we became an army, but that was during the Second World War.
Sir John Glubb
Before that, it was really an internal security force in Jordan.
Sir John Glubb
But early in the Second World War
Sir John Glubb
Sir Anthony Eden and General Wavell.
Sir John Glubb
Arrived in Amman by air.
Sir John Glubb
and saw King Abdullah
Sir John Glubb
and said, Look here, for heaven's sake, we've got no soldiers. Can you raise soldiers from the Jordanians?
Sir John Glubb
So from that time onward we started raising a military force.
Sir John Glubb
By the end we had fifteen thousand organized as soldiers.
Presenter
Well before we talk about your
Presenter
Exploits and adventures and achievements during the Second World War. Let's have another record.
Sir John Glubb
Well I've chosen another youthful one, home to our mountains, from Chovettore by Verdi.
Presenter
What does this take you back to?
Sir John Glubb
Oh, I think rather early days, actually, but I always liked this tune. One thing is, wherever I was, I usually succeeded in getting hold of a grammar phone you know, one of these clockwork wind up ones.
Sir John Glubb
But it meant that I kept in touch with the tunes I liked.
Speaker 4
One day your peace and happiness we shall discover. Then you will see song of your childhood. Then I shall sleep on it as one to
Speaker 4
Yeah.
Speaker 4
Oh my dear be so I pray I live by
Presenter
Home to Our Mountains from Verdi's Il Trovatore, sung by Charles Craig and Patricia Johnson.
Presenter
Nineteen thirty nine and the Desert Patrol had become the Arab Legion. You were now Club Pasha.
Speaker 4
Yes.
Presenter
Yes. C can you describe exactly what that term means, that honor means in Western terms?
Sir John Glubb
Yes, perfectly easily. Uh actually it was a Turkish title in the days of the Ottoman Empire.
Sir John Glubb
who of course included uh practically all the Arab countries.
Sir John Glubb
The Arabs used it for
Sir John Glubb
Thirty, forty years after the Turks had gone, they've abandoned it now.
Sir John Glubb
It was about equivalent to knighthood in Britain.
Sir John Glubb
uh cabinet ministers, governors of provinces,
Sir John Glubb
uh officers commanding divisions
Sir John Glubb
People on that sort of level where you're liable to be knighted in Britain, receive the title of Pasha.
Presenter
Now, you were in command of the Arab Legion. Fifteen thousand men, you say, you you you got this up to.
Sir John Glubb
Uh yes, at the end of the war we had fifteen thousand men.
Presenter
Uh, what was the first duty? What was your first trouble spot disorder?
Sir John Glubb
In april nineteen forty one,
Presenter
Uh
Sir John Glubb
There was a coup d'etat in Baghdad, and the king was driven out.
Sir John Glubb
and a a group of four generals took over the control.
Sir John Glubb
And they declared for Germany and declared war on Britain.
Sir John Glubb
They are expecting the Germans to fly troops in to help them.
Sir John Glubb
So we had to slip in before the Germans arrived.
Presenter
which you did satisfactorily.
Sir John Glubb
Well, we crossed the desert with a column from uh Jordan.
Sir John Glubb
And meanwhile an Indian division landed in Basra and came up the Euphrates under General Slim, who afterwards became so famous as the Conqueror of Burma.
Presenter
And you also campaigned against uh Fichy French influence in Syria?
Sir John Glubb
Well, after that, you see, the Germans started arriving in Syria.
Sir John Glubb
And so General Wavell, Commander in Chief,
Sir John Glubb
Decided we'd better get into Syria before the Germans did.
Sir John Glubb
and we invaded Syria with the British army.
Presenter
You were also in North Africa.
Sir John Glubb
Well, we were just going to go down to the western desert. In fact, we had an advanced party there.
Sir John Glubb
learning about it, one officer which was killed, actually.
Sir John Glubb
But then unfortunately Monty went and defeated the Germans and the whole front moved over to Italy.
Sir John Glubb
And we never caught up.
Presenter
You wanted to take the legion to fight in the Italian campaign.
Sir John Glubb
Yes, what the British Government said.
Sir John Glubb
was really quite reasonable, I suppose.
Sir John Glubb
They said we've got messes of British troops garrisoning and guarding the Middle East.
Sir John Glubb
It's best for the whole cause if the Arab Legion takes over.
Sir John Glubb
communications and guards and everything in the Middle East, and then all the British troops can be taken away and sent to Europe. And that's what happened.
Presenter
Yes, your own theatre of war expanded enormously. I mean, it would cover all of it.
Sir John Glubb
Uh we we worked up as far as the Persian frontier.
Sir John Glubb
In addition to that, at this stage of the war, when the Germans were invading Russia,
Sir John Glubb
The Allies produced a new line of communications from Haifa.
Sir John Glubb
across northern Arabia and up through Persia to supply arms and ammunition to Russia.
Sir John Glubb
So this became a very important line of communications.
Sir John Glubb
We had garrisons all the way along it.
Presenter
Mm-hmm.
Presenter
You brought some of the
Presenter
Legionnaires took to London for the victory parade.
Sir John Glubb
Yes, that's right.
Presenter
That must have been quite a quite an event.
Sir John Glubb
It's a thrill for them.
Presenter
Record number five.
Sir John Glubb
Well, I rather like some of these old English songs. I've chosen Sweet Less of Richmond Hill this time.
Speaker 4
On Richmond Hill there lives a lass more bright than Mayday morn, Whose charms all other maids are pass arose without a thorn. This lass so neat, with smiles so sweet, Has won my right good will, I clowns resign to call her mine, Sweet lass of Richmond Hill.
Sir John Glubb
Their leaves are lots more
Sir John Glubb
Wait, my right good win!
Presenter
Kenneth McKellar singing Sweet Lass of Richmond Hill You had built up this very successful and considerable force, then suddenly in nineteen fifty six, on an obviously trumped up charge, you were fired.
Presenter
Now, in your opinion, why?
Sir John Glubb
Oh, it was solely due to NASA.
Sir John Glubb
who was then President of Egypt.
Sir John Glubb
and was at a stage when he had ambitions to be.
Sir John Glubb
The Emperor ought to take the place of Britain, we'll say, in the Middle East, and control all the Arab countries.
Sir John Glubb
And uh
Sir John Glubb
He ran subversive campaigns.
Sir John Glubb
In several Arab countries,
Sir John Glubb
including Jordan.
Sir John Glubb
and I was one of the targets for his subversive campaign.
Presenter
You suddenly found yourself on an aeroplane.
Sir John Glubb
That's right, it is.
Presenter
You had been in the Middle East for nearly forty years, so it meant a a completely fresh start.
Sir John Glubb
Yeah, this
Presenter
Yeah.
Sir John Glubb
Yes.
Presenter
So you started writing
Presenter
Well, what have now become many books history of the Middle East and the Arabs?
Presenter
Autobiography. You wrote a history of the of the Arabs, four volumes, the first comprehensive history that had been written in English, I believe.
Sir John Glubb
Yes, well when I came to England
Sir John Glubb
I was amazed and horrified to find that nobody in England had ever heard about the Arabs, and people used to say to me, Oh, well, they're all savages you see, they've never been civilized.
Sir John Glubb
And I said, Well, excuse me, but they had an empire which was half as big again as the Roman Empire, and lasted for hundreds of years, and nobody in England had ever heard of it even.
Sir John Glubb
So I thought, well, uh, let's put something in English.
Sir John Glubb
so that people who are interested in the history of the Middle East can rarely read about it.
Presenter
And as well as writing, you've also lectured to all sorts of audiences all over the place.
Sir John Glubb
As
Sir John Glubb
Have you been back?
Presenter
to the Middle East since nineteen fifty six.
Sir John Glubb
I haven't been back to Jordan.
Sir John Glubb
As I found myself writing a history of the Arabs, I paid several visits to North Africa and to Spain.
Sir John Glubb
To trace the Arab historical records in those countries.
Sir John Glubb
Actually recent or for the last ten years the Jordanians have been asking me to go back.
Sir John Glubb
But the worst of Arabs is they're so frenziedly hospitable.
Sir John Glubb
that if I went back I know I'd have to have breakfast, lunch, tea, and dinner at a different place every day, and I couldn't take it at my
Presenter
Record number six, please.
Sir John Glubb
Well this is uh these are the likings of my rather later life.
Sir John Glubb
What is Life to Me Without Thee? comes from Glux Orfeo.
Sir John Glubb
And is sung in this record by Kathleen Pellier.
Speaker 4
I stole the live born to be.
Speaker 4
Feel fine to me.
Speaker 4
God is my favorite.
Presenter
What Is Life to Me Without Thee from Gluck's Off Hill sung by Kathleen Fellia.
Presenter
Now you spent
Presenter
Thousands of nights in the desert. Now that experience must in many ways have conditioned you to life on a desert island. You could look after yourself pretty well.
Sir John Glubb
Well, in the sense that I I'm not particularly luxurious.
Sir John Glubb
On the other hand, in the desert one always had the best of company. Could you f
Presenter
Forage for yourself?
Sir John Glubb
Well, it depends what kind of desert island it is. Is there anything to eat there? Oh, yes, yes, yes. Oh, I could certainly forage myself with any food.
Sir John Glubb
Would you try to escape?
Presenter
But that was a good definite yes.
Presenter
How is it?
Sir John Glubb
I think I think a raft would probably be the easiest thing. I'm not enough of a carpenter to build a boat.
Presenter
Right. Record number seven.
Sir John Glubb
I've chosen Eineklein and Achmusik by Mozart.
Presenter
Why have you chosen this?
Sir John Glubb
Well, because I think it's lovely music.
Presenter
The opening of the second movement of Mozart's A Little Night Music
Presenter
The English Chamber Orchestra conducted by Daniel Barremboim.
Presenter
One more. One more record.
Sir John Glubb
Well the last one I've chosen is Jesus Joy of Men's Desiring by Bach, sung by Harry Seacombe.
Speaker 4
Wisdom, love, most brother.
Presenter
Geez you would joy of man's desiring, sung by Haddy Seacombe. If you could take just one disc, Sir John, which would it be?
Sir John Glubb
I think I'd take Anaklida Luxmusik.
Presenter
And one luxury to take with you on your desert island.
Sir John Glubb
Well, I don't know if this is a luxury, but what I'd like to have is a packing case full of foolscape paper.
Sir John Glubb
and a hundred ball pointed pens.
Presenter
You're going to write another book.
Sir John Glubb
I am going to keep a diary and write a book.
Presenter
Since Uh Into Battle, your most recent book.
Presenter
What's the new one you've started?
Sir John Glubb
Well, I've written an account of my ten years in Iraq.
Sir John Glubb
which is called Arabian Adventures. It's going to come out, I think, in October of this year.
Presenter
Oh, so this is for yet another one that you haven't started?
Sir John Glubb
Oh yes, lots more.
Presenter
Right.
Presenter
And one book to take with you apart from the Bible and Shakespeare, and we don't allow big encyclopedias.
Sir John Glubb
Well, I think I'd have uh Lord Wavell's anthology of poetry, which he called Other Men's Flowers.
Presenter
Lord Wavell's Other Men's Flowers
Sir John Glubb
Hmm.
Presenter
And thank you, Lieutenant General Sir John Glove, for letting us hear your Desert Island discs. Thank you. The pleasure was mine. Goodbye, everyone.
Speaker 3
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Oh, there was never any question of my being anything else. The thing was never discussed, it was assumed.
Presenter asks
It must have been rather curious feeling to look back on those diaries [from the First World War]. Where had you kept them? Had you read them through the years?
No, I hadn't seen them for fifty years. ... and this diary, written in a number of old copy books, was in a trunk with our stored possessions. ... About ten years ago, I suppose. I was looking through some of these old family boxes, and I came across this diary.
Presenter asks
You had built up this very successful and considerable force [the Arab Legion], then suddenly in nineteen fifty six, on an obviously trumped up charge, you were fired. Now, in your opinion, why?
Oh, it was solely due to NASA. who was then President of Egypt. and was at a stage when he had ambitions to be. The Emperor ought to take the place of Britain, we'll say, in the Middle East, and control all the Arab countries. And uh He ran subversive campaigns. In several Arab countries, including Jordan. and I was one of the targets for his subversive campaign.
Presenter asks
Since 'Into Battle', your most recent book. What's the new one you've started?
Well, I've written an account of my ten years in Iraq. which is called Arabian Adventures. It's going to come out, I think, in October of this year.
“Oh, there was never any question of my being anything else. The thing was never discussed, it was assumed.”
“No, I hadn't seen them for fifty years.”
“I was almost bilingual. I was as fluent in Arabic as I was in English, I think.”
“Oh, it was solely due to NASA. who was then President of Egypt.”
“Well, excuse me, but they had an empire which was half as big again as the Roman Empire, and lasted for hundreds of years, and nobody in England had ever heard of it even.”
“Well, I don't know if this is a luxury, but what I'd like to have is a packing case full of foolscape paper and a hundred ball pointed pens.”