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Desert Island Discs
Presented by Roy Plomley
Co-owner of the UK's biggest private theatre collection, with Joe Mitchenson.
Eight records
Ride of the ValkyriesFavourite
It'd it'd wake us up if we were sleepy.
Noel Coward and Margaret Leighton
Noel was a a tremendous friend to us, and I think I would certainly have to have his voice with us. And Shaw, of course, is our God.
The Fly Duet from Orpheus in the Underworld
Joan Brownhill and Eric Shilling
I love opera, we both love opera, but we always longed for Offenbach to come back.
National Philharmonic Orchestra
That would remind us of all our visits to Bally right from seeing Pavlova, wouldn't it?
We've chosen cabaret. I think it sums up a lot of things we think about life being a cabaret.
I remember seeing her first in Tons of Money as a child, and that wonderful laugh, that wonderful chuckle, it was irresistible.
Hamlet - Suit the action to the word
If you don't tingle, then it's a bad Hamlet.
Gilbert Vinter and his Orchestra
I think the overture to the Arcadians, 'cause you get all those lovely numbers, and I'd almost be getting the entire show.
The keepsakes
No book or luxury recorded for this episode.
In conversation
Presenter asks
Raymond, where do you come from?
Oh, I'm a Londoner. I've always been told I've got a cockney accent. I can't hear it myself, but I do a little bit of a cockney draw, shall I say, at times.
Presenter asks
When and how did you start in the theatre proper as a professional?
Well, I answered an advert in the stage and said would I go up to the old interval club in Dean Street and there I met the manager that was opening a rep in Bedford. I told him I'd done a lot of things, he didn't believe me, and off I went.
Presenter asks
Where did you and Raymond first meet up?
That was very strange because I suddenly got a card to the door asking me if I could, at the last minute, dash down and do a production of The Merry Wives of Windsor to play Fenton. Someone had fallen out or something, and I had about a long weekend in which to learn the part. I got to the rehearsal rooms, and there I met Raymond Mander. He was also in the cast. One performance. A very good date. That was 1939, too, before the spring before the war.
The recording
Timestamps play the recording from that turn
Raymond Mander
Hello, I'm Kirsty Young, and this is a podcast from the Desert Island Discs Archive.
Raymond Mander
For rights reasons we've had to shorten the music. The programme was originally broadcast in 1978 and the presenter was Roy Plumley.
Presenter
We have two castways on our desert island. This
Speaker 3
But
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Make
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Yeah.
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They are
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Uh
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Authors
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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The other To historians
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Yeah.
Presenter
And they possess the biggest private theatre collection in the country, Raymond Mander and Joe Mitchenson. Now how did you two set about this job of choosing just eight records? Did you choose four each?
Presenter
No, no. We um We felt at once that i we could go on choosing records to instead of eight, probably a hundred and eight. And we decided we'd better get together on this and we don't want to go to different parts of the island, you know. Different choice is equally the same. We found when we were working records out that we had something in common with each of them. So it's really a joint, a really joint choice. Each record means something to each of us.
Raymond Mander
Mm-hmm.
Presenter
Raymond, does collecting theatre records come into the scope of your collection? Oh, yes, yes, our sound archives. We've got lots of early records, both opera, ballet, music hall, uh, musical comedy. Oh, yes, it's part it's all part of theatre. Everything at uh
Raymond Mander
Yeah.
Presenter
It keeps the theatre alive, or keeps the past alive.
Presenter
Now, although all the discs are your joint choices, I think it's tidier if you choose them alternately. Raymond, you're first in the billing of Raymond Mantra and Joe Richardson. You had better go first. Well, we've chosen the Ride of the Valkyrie. I mean, it's um just a lovely, stirring, rousing thing. It'd it'd wake us up if we were sleepy. I was introduced to Wagner at at rather an early age, at about the age of eight. My mother and I had a flat in Upper Norwood, and we had some tenants above us, and at night usually most nights, there'd be terrible quarrels would break out.
Presenter
and my mother, who adored grammophone records,
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She would get up at seven in the morning,
Presenter
after a rather exhausting night and prayed. She had a gramophone recital, and it always started with a ride the Ralkerists. Before breakfast. Before breakfast. But I got very, very fond of Wagner. That was how I was introduced to Wagner.
Presenter
The Ride of the Valkyries from The Valkyrie, the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra conducted by George Schulte. Now, some biographical details of you both in turn. Raymond, where do you come from? Oh, I'm a Londoner. I've always been told I've got a cockney accent. I can't hear it myself, but I'm I do a little bit of a cockney draw, shall I say, at times. Did you go to the theatre a lot as a child? Oh, yes, yes. I think I went first went to the theatre when I was about three. Of course, mother loved the theatre. Father didn't, but mother did. Which came first, the desire to act or the collecting urge?
Presenter
Oh, I think
Presenter
I think, funnily enough, the collecting did. It was sort of amassing things, uh rummaging in junctions. Yes, yes, all sorts of things, not not necessarily only theatre. I think it was a born sort of Autolycus.
Presenter
A collector of snapper-up of unconsidered trifles.
Speaker 2
Yeah.
Presenter
And you worked with amateur groups? Oh, yes. While I was at school I decided I wanted to to act and um I did amateur concert parties and well, that's where we first met, wasn't it? It was indeed a group.
Speaker 3
Yeah.
Presenter
When and how did you start in the theatre proper as a professional? Well, I answered an advert in the stage and uh said would I go up to the old interval club in Dean Street and there I met
Raymond Mander
Yeah.
Presenter
The manager that was opening a rep in Bedford. I told him I'd done a lot of things, he didn't believe me, and off I went.
Presenter
And after that it was Shakespeare and Telegram. Musicals. Management as well. Yes, yes. Well, that was later we went into management at a little theater in Nottinghill Gate where with Joe and I during the war and where we ran the Grand Croydon.
Speaker 2
Everything.
Speaker 2
Use
Speaker 2
Uh
Raymond Mander
But
Presenter
Well, that's fine. Let's have the second record, and Joe, it's your turn to choose one. Well, I would like to choose uh a scene from the Apple card, you know, the interlude between uh Margaret Leighton and Noel Card when they played it. Noel was a a tremendous friend to us, and I think I would certainly have to have his voice with us. And Shaw, of course, is our God.
Presenter
Jemima has her limitations, as you have observed, and I have mine.
Presenter
Now, if our limitations exactly corresponded, I should never want to talk to anyone else, and neither would she.
Presenter
But as that never happens, we are like all other married couples. That is, there are subjects which can never be discussed between us because they are sore subjects.
Presenter
There are people we avoid mentioning to one another because one of us likes them and the other doesn't.
Speaker 3
Yeah.
Presenter
Not only individuals, but Whole sorts of people, for instance, your sort.
Presenter
My wife doesn't like your soul.
Presenter
Noel Card and Margaret Leighton in a scene from Bernard Shaw's The Apple Card.
Presenter
Now, Joe, some information about you. Are you a Londoner, too? Well, I'm a Londoner by chance, really.
Presenter
My family were all Northumberland. But my mother married rather late in life, and when she married she decided she wanted to live in London. So we came to Old Southcote, where I was born, and eventually to Sydney, where I still am.
Presenter
I started going to the theatre, of course my mother was married on the theatre, and I started going to the theatre very early, and the first thing I saw I think it was the age of four.
Presenter
I went to a production of Peter Pan, and I fell under the magic spell of JM Barry.
Presenter
But I thought there was one bit of very bad miscasting in that play. I was terribly disappointed that Peter Pam was played by a lady.
Presenter
And I thought to myself, you know, I think I could do this much better in a few years' time. And I think that's what really made me feel. I wanted to get into the theatre. But nobody's ever asked you to play Peter Pan. Nobody's ever. No boy's ever played Peter Pan, yet, funnily enough. What was your first job?
Speaker 2
Play Peter Penn.
Raymond Mander
Yeah.
Speaker 2
Thank you.
Presenter
I was very lucky. I went straight into the West End under the uh Liam and Lyme management, who was marvellous to me. He gave me three jobs. I started in Liable, I walked on and I understudied, and I also started at the same time in that same show Alec Guinness started. And when did you start collecting? Very early? Oh, I started collecting because there was always a certain amount of theatre stuff in the house. Mother kept her programmes, the theatrical postcards, and so I was almost collecting.
Raymond Mander
Uh
Presenter
You know, in my very young days. Where did you and Raymond first meet up? That was very strange because I suddenly got a card to the door asking me if I could, at the last minute, dash down and do a production of The Merry Wives of Windsor to play Fenton. Someone had fallen out or something, and I had about a long weekend in which to learn the part. I got to the rehearsal rooms, and there I met Raymond Mandon. He was also in the castle. One performance. The Doctor's settlement. Doctor and Settlement. Oh, all of two guineas each for those. If that. If that. Yes. A very good date. That was 1939, too, before the spring before the war. Then there was the point where your collection had got big enough and important enough.
Raymond Mander
One performance on the document settlement.
Raymond Mander
Yeah.
Raymond Mander
Yeah.
Raymond Mander
Yeah.
Raymond Mander
That was a nice
Raymond Mander
And they bring the
Presenter
For you both to give up acting and devote yourself to the collection. Well, that was be really because the war came in between and uh Joe was called. I went in the army for a while and was invalided out in about nineteen forty-three and of course it was a a jolly good time to come out really because there was a shortage of uh young actors then and so one went on tour and
Raymond Mander
Right.
Presenter
Did all sorts of things. One got plenty of jobs at that moment. The army wouldn't have me, so I just stayed at home and kept the pot boiling and uh did a lot of broadcasts and we um wrote scripts, did grammophone record programmes and then when Joe was invalided out, I was playing in Petrified Forest at the Globe at the time. I left the show and we went off on tour together. We went out on Ensir.
Raymond Mander
And the up.
Speaker 3
Uh
Raymond Mander
Uh
Presenter
We had a wonderful trip with Ansa because we were the first company out just after the war with Pygmalion, and it was rather good fun because.
Raymond Mander
Me has a band
Presenter
We did do our dress rehearsal at Drury Lane. And of course we were in Pygmalion before the real play in the Bondrunner Lane. And you played in Berlin very, very early on in the end of the day. Yes, the first Christmas after Born was most exciting. We got to your third record. Raymond, it's your turn to choose. Musically.
Raymond Mander
Uh
Raymond Mander
We might then leave the plan.
Raymond Mander
Yeah.
Presenter
I love opera, we both love opera, but we always longed for Offenbach to come back. And it was marvellous when the Saddlers Wells began doing their marvellous Offenbach productions. And Junebroch. And born to sing Offenbach. And then we became a great friend of hers. So we thought we'd have her with Elik Schilling in the fly duet from Office in the Underworld. All that zzz zzz zzzzzz zzz.
Raymond Mander
Good hand every
Raymond Mander
Jesus, Lizzie, Jesus, Lizzie, Jesus, Liz, Jesus, Liz, Jesus, Liz, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect.
Speaker 3
Easy
Speaker 2
Peace and continue, oh my god, you're my
Raymond Mander
Yeah.
Speaker 2
Uh
Raymond Mander
What's in the world now?
Presenter
Joan Brownhill and Eric Schilling in Offenbach's Orpheus in the Underworld. Now, this collection, which thirty years ago was already large enough for you to give up your acting careers to look after, an awful lot of space was necessary.
Presenter
Well, Joe, uh
Presenter
We had this large house in Sydney with his mother, and I left home under war conditions, and I brought everything I'd collected over, and it merged with everything that Joe had got, and that was the roots of the collection. But it's really bursting at the seams now. It consists, this collection, now what, of books, many books, anything to do with the theatre. Programmes and prints, costumes, china figures, manuscripts, manuscripts, yes. Oh, and you're files, files on files. Files on every actor. There's files on every actor and actress. And there are files on every London theatre, you know, from the earliest days to what's going to happen today. They are deep files, yes. Very deep. They're bursting at the seams with the shelves never long enough. Yes, and pottery, of course. Oh, China, theatres, yes, theatre. We are the only great collection of the pictures. I think we've got in numbers. I mean, we must be getting on for a thousand pieces of China, I suppose. As many, I wouldn't have thought there were as many. No, yes, there are. It's extraordinary. Actors and sometimes in sets, and we're of course occasionally missing on the full set. We keep hoping for.
Raymond Mander
Really?
Raymond Mander
Play programs and programs.
Raymond Mander
Manuscript
Raymond Mander
Oh, and you're a smile.
Raymond Mander
Virtually every act.
Raymond Mander
So there's files on every
Raymond Mander
To hear must
Raymond Mander
They are good files, yes.
Raymond Mander
Uh
Speaker 3
True.
Raymond Mander
They all
Speaker 3
No, you're just the asset.
Raymond Mander
Uh
Speaker 3
Yeah, yeah.
Raymond Mander
Done.
Speaker 3
Yeah.
Raymond Mander
I think it got
Raymond Mander
Many I wouldn't have thought there were as many.
Presenter
Well, we're still looking to m complete our set of those little china figures of the big opera and of Hassan.
Speaker 2
So they're probably.
Presenter
Uh
Speaker 2
Ooh.
Presenter
They're unnamed, so people may have them without knowing what they are.
Presenter
Well, that had always been at the back of our minds that we collected with the idea of a national collection of theatre. We had the idea originally it should be in the national theatre, but that didn't work out. And we decided a few years ago, under the guidance of a very, very good solicitor,
Presenter
To turn it into a trust. So we have trustees now. About a year ago, nearly a year ago, we gave the collection over to our trustees. And who are, among others, Judy Dench, Michael Williams, and Danny LaRue. Yes. All good friends. And legal people. They now own the trust. We are officially employed by the trust. And the trust are empowered to hand it over, which they are going to do. We have the promise from Lewishamborough Council of a marvellous Georgian mansion, Beckenham Park Place. We'll be able to have concerts there and recitals and all sorts of stuff. And we found you hand over, you will have found so much more stuff that that place will be bursting over. I hope not, Roy. I think it'll be all right. It's got a tremendous lot of space. And we can live over the shop, too. It's a lovely flat. Good.
Raymond Mander
User
Raymond Mander
And we found
Raymond Mander
I don't I hope not.
Raymond Mander
I'll be
Raymond Mander
Two is a lovely flat.
Presenter
Joe, another record.
Presenter
Well, I think um
Presenter
Swan Lake. That would remind us of all our visits to Bally right from seeing Pavlova, wouldn't it? Yes, and Kassavana, like I saw at the Coliseum as a boy.
Raymond Mander
The guy saw the colours.
Presenter
The closing passage of Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake, Richard Bonning conducting the National Philharmonic Orchestra. Now,
Presenter
Having formed this
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Fine collection. Obviously, it had to be put to practical use. Now, in what way is it used? Oh, it's used in many ways, Roy. I mean, it's used a tremendous lot for research, of course, from broadcasting, from television. And it's used a lot for books, of course. We help authors a great deal. They come down, they've got an idea of writing a book, say, on Edmund Keene or something, and they use us as a research centre. And you provide the illustrations. And we provide the illustrations. How many books have you had a hand in now? On illustrating other people's books, nearly 600, I think. That's a lot of books, isn't it? Strange work on films. We did all the background work for the Gertrude Lawrence film Star. And producers come down and look at photographs of old productions before. And examine scripts and prompt scripts. You've got a lot of prompt scripts. A lot of prompt scripts and things.
Raymond Mander
And it used a lot.
Raymond Mander
We provide illustrations.
Raymond Mander
Oh.
Raymond Mander
Yeah.
Raymond Mander
A lot of problems.
Presenter
Well, record number five. Raymond, it's your turn to introduce a disc. Ah, well, you heard us say just now that Judy Dench was one of our trustees. And it's not only because of that. We've chosen cabaret. I think it sums up a lot of things we think about life being a cabaret. It was a wonderful first night, too. You know, we we took charge of uh Judy's mother, Olive.
Raymond Mander
The five finger cables.
Presenter
And it was very funny because we sat there w with her between us and we each held her hand and when Judy had done her first number Don't tell mother and we were still holding hands, we didn't even applaud. We were all so nervous. But it was the most exciting and wonderful night in the theatre.
Raymond Mander
Uh
Speaker 2
Uh
Raymond Mander
But still
Speaker 2
Yeah.
Raymond Mander
Holding hands.
Speaker 2
Yeah.
Speaker 2
Start by Cadmi from cradle to tomb.
Speaker 2
Isn't that long a stay? Life is a cabar rail jump. Oh
Presenter
Judy Dench in the London production of Cabaret. Now we've talked about the six hundred books you've helped to illustrate. Let's talk about your own books, of which I see there have been just about a score.
Presenter
You've done a series of Theatrical Companions, which are tremendously useful reference books. Yes, that was great fun. We did uh Shaw, Maugham, and Card, and before that we did our first book, I think, was um Hamlet Through the Ages, wasn't it?
Speaker 2
Through the ages, possibly.
Presenter
We've always written about the things we like or to fill what we've always felt are gaps. Having collected books, we know the gaps on the shelves. The drives that need it. And the things that we've never written about anything that we haven't liked, or had a sympathy with, or wanted to write about, have we?
Speaker 2
Which it goes.
Raymond Mander
And the drives that need it and the things that
Presenter
And you've done some splendid picture histories as well, using all the British Theatre history, which was covered right up to and finished with the mousetrap. Pantomime, Review, Musical Comedy. And some studies of decades in the London Theatre. Yes, yes, we did our lost theatres and we do our Theatres of London, which we keep up to date. We're going into a third edition of that. That seems to get serialised in the programmes. Yes. You see, we are part of the living theatre. We're not academics. We're actors that have.
Raymond Mander
Yes, we did the previous.
Raymond Mander
Yeah.
Speaker 3
Yeah.
Raymond Mander
Yes.
Speaker 3
Yeah.
Raymond Mander
Yeah, that's a
Presenter
You know, we've got an interest. We try then to please students of the theatre and theatre-goers. On Lost Theatres of London, you did some fascinating detective work. That must have been very enjoyable. It was fun. We just sweated over large volumes of the opera. Yes, I know we did. But I think our biggest job, and the one that took the longest, was doing the Somerset Morn theatrical paintings. More detective work. That was really detective work. It really got on your mind that. And you'd wake up in the middle of the night and suddenly rush downstairs and.
Raymond Mander
Volumes of the Ilara
Raymond Mander
That was really detective
Presenter
And find the answer to something. Well, some of those pictures were wrongly attributed. Yes, they were wrongly attributed, and we had to sort of get them sorted out. They're all going to be shown again next year at the National Theatre. And we're hoping to do another book, revise the book, and organise it and add all the watercolours in.
Raymond Mander
Yeah.
Raymond Mander
No but
Presenter
Record number six, and Joe, would you like to introduce it? I would like to hear an actress.
Presenter
And not only an actress, but a pianist as well, Yvonne Arnaud. And I remember seeing her first in Tons of Money as a child, and that wonderful laugh, that wonderful chuckle, it was irresistible. You had to always laugh with her. And that wonderful accent that got more and more French. We got more and more French the older she got. And we simply, I simply adored her. And luckily, one met her. Yeah. And it's two eyes of one, isn't it? It is. Because we're going to get her talking, and we're going to have a bit of bark as well.
Raymond Mander
That
Raymond Mander
And one the friends
Raymond Mander
Is
Raymond Mander
And it's two for the price of one, isn't it?
Speaker 2
Well
Speaker 2
I think lots of people make a mistake in thinking that
Speaker 2
John Sebastian Bach was a very tiresome man. He was not a bit he was a great musician, but he was essentially a gay, honest man. He had a large family and they all adored to make music. And his music, for me, has always a sort of uh very square, satisfying
Speaker 2
Uh delicious.
Speaker 2
Mood for music.
Presenter
Ivan Arnaud introducing and playing some Bach.
Presenter
Which of you is the practical one? Who's going to build a hut? Oh, I'd have to do that. Joe can't hit a hammer with a nail. Well, I I would enjoy the cooking, Roy. Definitely I'd do some wonderful things with my bit of vegetarian background. Have either of you done any fishing? Raymond, you said you didn't want to be a vegetarian.
Raymond Mander
I do some wonderful things with this.
Raymond Mander
Yeah.
Presenter
No, no, I don't I don't fish. I've never shot anything. But I think well, I think I'd try and catch a bird or two or something like that. I don't think I'd want to
Presenter
Well they're good swimmers.
Raymond Mander
Yeah.
Presenter
Neither swim, swim. Ah, now we've got an idea.
Raymond Mander
Neither swim.
Raymond Mander
Yeah.
Raymond Mander
Yeah.
Speaker 2
Dear
Presenter
On an island with all those gulls, there must be some more. There is, mustn't there?
Raymond Mander
Uh
Speaker 2
Yeah.
Presenter
So don't you think we could get all the boys together, you know, um and lash them together, harness the gulls and try and float away and see if the gulls we could sort of do this to whip the whip the gulls up and uh they would drive us away on the boys. I don't see where you're getting these boys from, Mr. No, there must be some gulls and boys, must be the gully or the other. Shall we just move on and try and get out of this sticky mess? Whose record is it? Um Raymond. It's me, isn't it? Yes.
Raymond Mander
So, yeah.
Raymond Mander
One and the other.
Presenter
Hamlet's our favourite play. How many productions have you seen? We've lost count nearly five. Nearly thirty, I think, different Hamlets. We've seen it in Italian, we've seen it in German, the Russian films. It is our favourite play. It still gets that tingle down your spine, which is I, Hamlet, the Dane. If you don't tingle, then it's a bad Hamlet. And of course, our favourite Hamlet is naturally John Gilgood. The voice of our generation, as well. It is, of course.
Speaker 3
Oh, bouncy.
Raymond Mander
Yeah.
Speaker 3
Neil is there.
Speaker 3
Is it
Speaker 3
Jam, yes?
Raymond Mander
And of course
Speaker 3
Yeah.
Speaker 3
But let your own discretion be your tutor suit the action to the word, the word to the action, with this special observance, that you o'erstep not the modesty of nature for anything so overdone is from the purpose of playing.
Raymond Mander
Yeah.
Speaker 3
whose end, both of the first and now, was and is
Speaker 3
to hold, as'twere the mirror up to nature.
Speaker 3
To show Virtue her own feature, scorn Her own image, and the very age and body of the time his form and pressure.
Presenter
John Gilgood as Hamlet. And now we come to your last record, Joe. I think I'm going to be a bit of a cheat here,'cause I'm going to cry and almost get a whole show in in in one, you know. I think the overture to the Arcadians,'cause you get all those lovely numbers, and I'd almost be getting the entire show.
Presenter
The Overture to the Arcadians, Gilbert Vinter and his Orchestra. Now, one joint disc, if you would only take one out of the eight. Oh, ride the Valkyrie on it. Ride the Valkyries, definitely. And a luxury each, Joe.
Speaker 3
Oh, yeah.
Presenter
My luxury, oh, I I'm an awful one for sunbathing. So I think I'd want something I could sunbathe on, you know, a nice couch, a nice, very comfortable couch. I don't like the hard ground. Right, yes. And some oil I'd have coconut oil, wouldn't I? Yes, I'd be all right with that luxury.
Raymond Mander
I'm
Raymond Mander
Yeah.
Presenter
Ah now you know the must on that island all these people that have been on it in the last thirty odd years must have left something behind an aura therefore surely there could be some invention that you could turn on.
Presenter
And all everything those people have wanted and their personalities.
Presenter
could be brought either to by sound or one could hear them.
Presenter
Like an extrasensory perception, isn't it? Isn't it? An ultra-sensitive radio receiver that would bring you voices from the past. Yes, that's roughly. You would never be alone, then.
Raymond Mander
Yeah, yeah.
Raymond Mander
Yes, that's roughly.
Presenter
And one book each, apart from that select little list, the Bible and Shakespeare are already on the island, and we don't allow big encyclopedias. Well, I want a complete run of Who's Who in the Theatre. And I think I'd like to take my albums of photographs of all my friends, like Danny Leroux and everybody, and not only stage people, but you know, all your off-stage buddies and chums as well, so that you could look at them from time to time. Right. And thank you, Raymond Mander and Joe Mitchenson, for letting us hear your Desert Island discs. Thank you, Roy, for asking us to join all your distinguished castaways. And it should entitle us, I think, all now to put D-I-D after our names.
Presenter
Goodbye, everyone.
Raymond Mander
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Presenter asks
Now, in what way is it [the collection] used?
Oh, it's used in many ways, Roy. I mean, it's used a tremendous lot for research, of course, from broadcasting, from television. And it's used a lot for books, of course. We help authors a great deal. They come down, they've got an idea of writing a book, say, on Edmund Keene or something, and they use us as a research centre. And you provide the illustrations. And we provide the illustrations.
Presenter asks
Which of you is the practical one? Who's going to build a hut?
Oh, I'd have to do that. Joe can't hit a hammer with a nail. ... Well, I would enjoy the cooking, Roy. Definitely I'd do some wonderful things with my bit of vegetarian background.