Tuning in…
Tuning in…
Eight records
to remind me of when I was small … used to come out of people's windows when I went for a walk
With Me Little Wigger Wagger in My Hand
one of the things I'm very interested in, always enjoyed enormously, is musicor, Victoria Musicor
Another Hundred People Just Got Off of the Train
a reflection of my fascination for cities … another hundred people just got off of the train
Symphonie Espagnole, Op. 21Favourite
just for the sheer joy of listening to it
Hamlet: 'To be, or not to be' soliloquy
on the island I couldn't bear not to hear the human voice, especially the voice of a man I've been in love with for at least thirty years
It Was Just One of Those Things
every love affair … has a special song … I've been married to the same man for twenty years, and this song's very special to us
Quintette du Hot Club de France
Django Reinhardt / Stéphane Grappelli
going back a bit again to the sounds of my childhood
Concierto de Aranjuez (second movement)
I do like string instruments … maybe I'd find bits of wood and gut lying around on the beach, I could make a guitar and teach myself
The keepsakes
The luxury
a large hot bath with bath salts, expensive soap, and soft white towels
after a long hot bath like that I can cope with almost anything.
In conversation
Presenter asks
What part of the country do you come from?
Oh, I'm a Cockney. I'm a Londoner. Born in the square mile. I'm very proud of it.
Presenter asks
What did you want to be [as a career]?
Oh, then oh, no question I was going to be the greatest actress the world had ever known.
Presenter asks
Why do [hospital romantic novels] have a particular appeal to women?
I wouldn't say it was only women, quite honestly. Lots of men do read them. … The appeal of the hospital novel. It's a closed society. It's life and death drama … There's a return to the womb in a sense. There's a childlike situation when you're a patient, and that's comforting. And of course there are strong sexual overtones as well. … All children play doctors and nurses, don't they, when they're small, and we all know why they're playing it. All that boiled up together, I think, adds up to a fairly seductive whole.
The recording
Timestamps play the recording from that turn
Speaker 2
Hello, I'm Kirsty Young, and this is a podcast from the Desert Island Disc's Archive. For rights reasons we've had to shorten the music. The programme was originally broadcast in nineteen seventy seven, and the presenter was Roy Plumley.
Presenter
This week, our Castaway is the author and journalist, Claire Rayner.
Presenter
Claire, with what degree of dread do you view a spell on a desert island?
Claire Rayner
Total dread. If I'm really going to be on my own.
Claire Rayner
I'm a talker, you see. I I do like people and I love to be talked back to. In fact, my friends say that my epitaph ought to be shut up and listened. And there I'll have to, won't I?
Presenter
How much would eight discs help?
Claire Rayner
Oh, quite a bit. Quite a bit. Uh, I listen to music a lot.
Presenter
Uh
Claire Rayner
It's important to me.
Presenter
Have you any musical skills yourself?
Claire Rayner
Skill? Oh, none whatever. My family, if I start to sing, groan. Because I can't hit the notes right.
Presenter
Did you find it very difficult to choose just eight records?
Claire Rayner
Oh, enormously. My my initial list was was somewhat over sixty something and and that was the ones I absolutely had to have.
Presenter
Yeah.
Claire Rayner
It got worse from then on.
Presenter
was the first one of John.
Claire Rayner
Well the very first one, um, is to remind me of when I I was young, when I was small. This is something that used to come out of people's windows when I went for a walk, and that was always being played in other people's houses. Mendelssohn's Spring Song, and if I could have it played for choice rather badly
Claire Rayner
That would be rather nice.
Presenter
Mendelssohn's Spring Song I'm sorry we couldn't find one played rather badly, that was played rather well by Daniel Barramboy.
Claire Rayner
Wasn't it, Jess?
Presenter
Uh
Presenter
What part of the country do you come from?
Claire Rayner
Oh, I'm a Cockney. I'm a Londoner. Born in the square mile. I'm very proud of it. Educated in London? Well, to an extent. I was very much a wartime child, and that meant school was very interrupted and erratic.
Claire Rayner
There was a time when I was at the City of London School for Girls, but being war time it was in Yorkshire and then I was bombed out and it's all very, very confused when I remember it all.
Presenter
He went off to Canada quite early.
Claire Rayner
Ah, that was immediately after the war. My my parents went to so many people did at that time, to to Canada in about nineteen forty six.
Presenter
Uh
Presenter
Yeah.
Claire Rayner
Yeah.
Presenter
Mm-hmm.
Claire Rayner
And I went and tried it, didn't like it, came home.
Presenter
What did you want to be?
Claire Rayner
Oh, then oh, no question I was going to be the greatest actress the world had ever known.
Presenter
You were in fact an actress for a while.
Claire Rayner
Well, if you can call it that. It was pretty awful. Summer stock of the worst kind and
Presenter
Where?
Claire Rayner
Well, it was New England. I mean it all sounds very dramatic, remembering summer score. I suppose it was. But it'll give you an idea how bad they were. I I was cast in parts like Gertrude and Hamlet and the nurse in Romeo and Juliet. I was all of seventeen.
Presenter
That's the right place to sell as well.
Claire Rayner
Um
Presenter
Well that's something to have played those posts. Well it was certainly.
Claire Rayner
The level.
Claire Rayner
Well it was but my qualification was very basic. I had an English accent and that was why they let me do it.
Presenter
So you came back to England?
Claire Rayner
Oh, indeed, yes. That that was just before the the Festival of Britain, nineteen fifty, I came home and it was lovely.
Presenter
And had you given up your acting ambitions?
Claire Rayner
Yes, I had to. I was I was much too large and much too noisy and it was quite obvious I I just didn't have the talent I
Claire Rayner
Needed work.
Presenter
What was your second ambition?
Claire Rayner
Well, what I was looking for, quite honestly, was a career that would be exciting and dramatic and and and yet free and secure, a whole lot of complicated things, and I found it in nursing.
Claire Rayner
Which a lot of people think of as sheer drive, but isn't. It's a super career for lots of ways for women.
Presenter
Where did you study?
Claire Rayner
Royal Northern Hospital in northern London. Did you want to specialise?
Claire Rayner
Not specially, particularly. I did get involved with theatre work a good deal, but the patients couldn't talk back, so that wasn't as interesting as it might have been.
Presenter
Now you rose to be a sister in the pediatric ward. Uh that's small children's ward, isn't it?
Claire Rayner
Ordinar.
Presenter
In the Whittington Hospital, London, I suspect that's in Highgate, isn't it?
Claire Rayner
It is, yes. It was a
Claire Rayner
Conglomeration of a hospital really. It was three old hospitals that had been boiled up into one huge one.
Claire Rayner
Why did you give up nursing? Well, I was a bit too pregnant to go on. It was looking a bit peculiar in a tight-waisted uniform. Um I left about six weeks before my daughter was born. Uh she arrived rather early.
Speaker 1
Tight-waisted unit box.
Claire Rayner
And there I was after twelve years, very happy, very busy, hectic years, stuck at home with a baby.
Speaker 1
Yeah.
Claire Rayner
Is that when you started writing?
Speaker 1
Is that when you started writing?
Claire Rayner
Well, it wasn't actually when I started, but it was when I really got going. I'd done a little earlier than this.
Speaker 1
Yeah.
Presenter
Why
Claire Rayner
Well in my I think it was my second year of training my sister Tudor had sent for me and said nurse the British Medical Association are having uh an essay competition you will enter it and in those days nurses did things like saying yes sister and did it so I did and I got a second prize and they sent me ten guineas now ten guineas when what I was actually getting in cash every month was six pounds was quite a sum of money and it did trigger something might have been the cash register bit of me I don't know
Presenter
Yeah.
Claire Rayner
But it made me think of writing once. I I was at home with a baby, yes.
Presenter
Right. At this point, let's break off your second record. What's that to be?
Claire Rayner
Well this may sound a bit odd, but one of the things I'm very interested in, always enjoyed enormously, is musicor, Victoria Musicor. And I wonder if you can find for me, it might be quite difficult, a recording of a very old song called With Me Little Wigger Wagger in My Hand. I don't mind who sings it, it's the song, not the singer in this case.
Presenter
I've got no where'd you get your stick from. Huh, where did I get it from? My uncle left it to me. I call it my little wigger wagger. Never leave me. Huh, tell you all about it. Let it go, Professor.
Presenter
Not long ago on the winter night, I dropped the candle and the house caught light. Firemen came as the stairs gave way. I was in the attic where the hoes began to play. With my little wigger wagger in my hand, a vintage recording sung by Arthur Elwood. Now, the beginnings of your writing career, mostly practical books for women, home nursing and baby care and so on.
Claire Rayner
Well, yes, I wrote about what I knew.
Presenter
Mm-hmm.
Claire Rayner
And heaven knows I knew about that.
Presenter
And then under another name you wrote some hospital novels.
Claire Rayner
Oh dear yes, I was very embarrassed about this. I had an agent by this time who persuaded me to try my hand at these romantic novels, eighty percent hospital, twenty per cent romantic story. And and I was very shy about doing them, and that's why I insisted on a pseudonym. I said it was quite funny because I I said to the publisher, Please could I use another name? and he said, Well, yes, by all means and
Claire Rayner
What would you like to call yourself? and said, Well, how about Berenice Chetwynd? because Berenice is my second name, and Chetwyd was my single name and he said, Oh, dear me, no, no, no, much too flowery, you couldn't possibly be called that So humbly I chose my sister's first name and a family surname, and it was some time before he found out, but we've remained friends for all that.
Presenter
The name you did use was in fact Sheila Brandon. Sheila Brandon.
Claire Rayner
Sheller brand.
Presenter
It it's a very popular genre for for for women's fiction, the h the hospital romantic novel. Why do they have a particular appeal to women, this sort of novel?
Presenter
Well I
Claire Rayner
I wouldn't say it was only women, quite honestly. Lots of men do read them. Uh I can think of a lot of authors who who have a a good following of men. But it it's a lot of things. The appeal of the hospital novel. It's it's a closed society. It's life and death drama, ab absolutely. You can't have anything much more life and death than that. People on operating tables and so on.
Claire Rayner
There's a a return to the womb in a sense. There's a childlike situation when you're a patient, and that's comforting. And of course there are strong sexual overtones as well. I mean, let's not pretend otherwise. All children play doctors and nurses, don't they, when they're small, and we all know why they're playing it. All that boiled up together, I think, adds up to a fairly seductive whole.
Presenter
And, of course, once again, something you know about. Obviously a lot of material from your own experience went into Miss Brandon's novel.
Claire Rayner
Well, they were so easy, yes. It was just bits of things that had actually happened in terms of medicine and total, total imagination in terms of love story, I promise.
Presenter
How many did she write?
Claire Rayner
Oh gosh, I can't remember. I think seven, six? Isn't it awful not to be able to remember for sure? As I say, I was really shy about them then.
Presenter
Mm-hmm.
Presenter
And in the meantime Claire Rayner was still writing books like A Hundred and One Facts An Expectant Mother Should Know and
Claire Rayner
I'm very pregnant at the time actually for that one.
Presenter
Yes. And then you decided to write a couple of serious novels on on serious subjects.
Claire Rayner
Not quite. By this time I'd learnt some of the craft of putting fiction together from Sheila Brandon.
Claire Rayner
And I thought it was time I had to go. And I did try one on genetic engineering called The Medalist, and another Time to Heal about cancer research. Looking back on them, the mistake I made was writing
Claire Rayner
in the novel form and putting ideas too much to the fore.
Claire Rayner
Novels are by definition about people, and I cared more about the ideas I was exploring in those books than perhaps I should have done.
Presenter
How did they do?
Claire Rayner
Reasonably well, but not commercially so. That is, they were were respectably reviewed in respectable journals and they they were published abroad, which is always gratifying. But they didn't exactly um set the till ringing and let's not pretend they did. The tax man did not rub his hands with glee when they came out.
Presenter
A net.
Presenter
And they
Presenter
Let's have another record.
Claire Rayner
Well, the next one I'd I'd like to have is is a reflection of my my fascination for cities. I love city life. I've been pounding pavements all my life.
Claire Rayner
And Stephen Sondheim wrote a marvellous musical called Company with a lot of songs in it that that I liked im immensely. And the one I'd like to have is about living in a city. I know it's New York, but never mind. It's called Another Hundred People Just Got Off of the Train and if I could have the track from the
Claire Rayner
Cast recording. That would be lovely.
Presenter
The New Yorker
Claire Rayner
New York Cast recording, yes please.
Presenter
Are we
Speaker 1
Another hundred people just got off of the train and came up through the ground while Another hundred people just got off of the bus and are looking around at Another hundred people who got off of the plane And are looking at us who got off of the train and are playing the bus maybe yesterday
Speaker 1
It's a city of strangers. Some come to work, some to play. A city of strangers, some come to stare, some to stay.
Presenter
Another hundred people sung by Pamela Myers from the New York cast of Stephen Sondheim's Company.
Presenter
Now, the till wasn't ringing after your two serious novels.
Presenter
You determined that you were going to write some bestsellers, and you set down to to mix the ingredients.
Claire Rayner
Yes, it does sound uh very mercenary, doesn't it? It wasn't only to make the till ring, but if you write a book you're really communicating, you do want to know that people out there are going to read it. And the only way you know that people are reading your book is is by the nu the amount number of copies that sell. So, yes, I sat down and made a list of what I thought would would really make a book popular.
Claire Rayner
I thought people liked to feel at the end of a of reading a story that they learned something painlessly.
Claire Rayner
So well researched history, I thought, would would
Claire Rayner
Fit that bill.
Claire Rayner
They like to feel, I think, at a time of great change, as we're going through now, that there will be a tomorrow.
Claire Rayner
And the best way to be sure that there'll be a tomorrow is to know about yesterday, so that's history again. And the nicest way to tell a historical story is through a family.
Claire Rayner
All this together boiled down, as I say, to a story about two children pulled out of the slums of Seven Dials in eighteen hundred.
Claire Rayner
one of whom becomes a a a grave robber, then an apothecary, then a surgeon, and founds a hospital.
Claire Rayner
The other becomes an actress. They have a star-crossed love affair, if you like, in the first book. And from then on,
Claire Rayner
The the two families they found cross and recross down the century.
Presenter
Yes, this is to be a Romance fleuve in in a number of volumes.
Claire Rayner
Well, I'm aiming at twelve if I and the readers survive that long.
Presenter
And how far have you got?
Claire Rayner
Well, I just finished writing the sixth and the seventh is already titled and planned.
Presenter
Yes, and you've succeeded in i in your ambition because The Performers, which is the generic title for the whole work, is doing exceedingly well.
Claire Rayner
Happily, yes. And not only in England. It's lovely to get copies in extraordinary languages. I mean, Icelandic looks odd.
Claire Rayner
But it is nice to see to see them selling abroad and doing well.
Presenter
Yeah.
Claire Rayner
And they've all got London place names and it's rather interesting to notice that even with foreign translations they keep the original titles.
Presenter
The first one is what Gaussian is.
Claire Rayner
Gower Street and then came the Haymarket and then uh I've got a remember now, Paddington Green, Soho Square, Bedford Row just out, Longacre I've just finished writing and it's Charing Cross that's on the horizon coming up.
Presenter
And it's go coming up how far towards the present?
Claire Rayner
Charing Cross will bring us to the 1880s when when when I write that one, I just sort of got through the sixties. Eventually I'm hoping to be able to get as far as, shall we say, 1945.
Presenter
Just
Presenter
I hope.
Presenter
And we don't know what that's going to be called.
Claire Rayner
Oh, please, no, no, no, not yet.
Presenter
Right, record number four.
Claire Rayner
Oh this is just just for the sheer joy of listening to it. Symphony Espagniol by Lalo. Played please by Henrik Schering.
Claire Rayner
Uh
Presenter
An excerpt from Lalo's Samphonie Espagnol, Henrik sharing with the Chicago Symphony.
Presenter
You write very quickly, don't you, Claire?
Claire Rayner
Yes, probably a little bit too quickly, but what I'm aiming for is not great literature. I mean, quite honestly, I wouldn't know literature if it bit me in the leg. What I'm aiming to do is to tell a story that will keep people reading, that makes them a bit breathless. And I think that writing it fairly fast helps people to to read it at the same sort of rate. I do tidy up a bit afterwards, but I do work fast.
Presenter
How do you write dictate straight on the typewriter?
Claire Rayner
Not fiction. Fiction comes out of the end of my fingers onto a typewriter, an electric one, which does type some very odd words sometimes. Um non-fiction I can dictate in fact. I dictate an enormous number of the letters that I answer for for my problem page. Uh but I use both, you know, I'm I'm reasonably flexible.
Presenter
Regular art?
Claire Rayner
Oh, absolutely. I'm at my desk at about quarter to eight in the morning. One of the joys of living over the shop, isn't it?
Presenter
Yeah.
Claire Rayner
You don't have to get on a bus and have a long journey.
Presenter
On the bus and have a long t
Claire Rayner
Uh and work flat out.
Presenter
You mentioned your your problem page. You you get through a lot of journalistic work uh uh under various other names. I I've I've got some here, Anne Linton, Ruth Martin, Isabel Sachs. I declare which I love
Claire Rayner
Yes, well that was Ida Clare, poor lady. Yes, she was inflicted upon me by an editor and I'm still friends with her. Surprising, isn't it? Yes.
Presenter
It's inflicted.
Presenter
Yeah.
Claire Rayner
Well, yes, the the problem page of the sign, I I deal with about forty thousand letters a year, give or take six or seven.
Presenter
Are you really? You deal with all as it happened.
Claire Rayner
Deal with all as it happened. Oh yes, yes. Every one of them. I read every letter that comes in and sign every answer that comes out.
Presenter
Yes. And you also write for Woman's Own?
Claire Rayner
Yes, I do the medical column for Woman's Own. Uh that that one was where I was Ruth Martin. When I first joined Woman's Own, it was still traditional, as it were, to have a house name.
Claire Rayner
for some correspondence and I was there with Martin, but I now use my own name.
Presenter
You must have a staff to help with all this.
Claire Rayner
Well yes, yes, I do have four splendid secretaries, friends as well, and a a research helper.
Claire Rayner
And w we are a bit of a cottage industry, I must admit.
Presenter
And you've now have three children. How to fit all this in is really something. Because you do radio and television as well.
Claire Rayner
The fetal
Claire Rayner
Mm, yes, isn't it awful? I've I've got this awful problem with most freelance workers. I don't say no to anything.
Presenter
Record number five.
Claire Rayner
Well, this is um because on the island I couldn't bear not to hear the human voice, uh especially the voice of a man I've been in love with for at least thirty years. Laurence Olivier, please.
Presenter
Oh, that is too solid flesh.
Presenter
Wood melt.
Presenter
Thaw and resolve itself into a dew.
Presenter
Or that the Everlasting had not fixed his cannon against self-slaughter.
Presenter
Oh god.
Presenter
God.
Presenter
How weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable seem to me all the uses of this world.
Presenter
Sir Laurence Olivier, a speech from the soundtrack of his film of Hamlet.
Presenter
Now, your husband works at home as well, doesn't he? So what does he do?
Claire Rayner
He does.
Claire Rayner
He's a painter.
Claire Rayner
Also writes as Ed Noir, but also helps me. He's marvellous and very supportive and does quite a lot of the research on the theatrical side of the novels.
Presenter
And
Presenter
He was an actor to start with.
Claire Rayner
Indeed, yes, I saw him on the stage of the old Vic two years before I ever met him, which I think's a very romantic thing.
Presenter
Mhm. And w do your children show any signs of um
Presenter
following in your autistic footsteps?
Claire Rayner
Let me think. My daughter is is very interested in politics but wants to go to art school so she's following very much in her father's footsteps. My middle son, he's going to be a biologist, so he's going off on his own tangent. And our youngest is going to follow, I suppose, his father, you could say, because uh he he's going to be a a cross between what he's going to say is he's going to be Fred Kelly or Gina Stair when he grows up.
Presenter
Or something in the middle. He's the only boy.
Claire Rayner
He's the only boy at the local tap dancing school.
Presenter
Now you you're a very successful lady with with a great earning capacity. You you issued a statement a little while ago, or you announced in an interview, however, if you like to put it, you're not going to leave any money to your children.
Presenter
Which was an interesting idea.
Claire Rayner
Well, it it's not as mean as it sounds. But w when Gower Street first made a really big sale in the States and made a lot of money first of the performers, there was a certain amount of publicity about the fact that that all these dollars were coming in.
Presenter
This was the first part of the performance.
Claire Rayner
And the children were coming home from school and saying, Golly, we're rich So we said to them very firmly that no, we were not rich and that certainly they mustn't think they were going to grow up to be uh rich people's children. I felt this very strongly because it seems to me that the best things always are the ones you work for your yourself and that the best legacy any of us can give our children is not money, but but
Claire Rayner
a solid grounding idea, education and and being cared for and and fun and enjoyment and all these things, so that when the time comes for them to go out on their own, they can go out on their own, but be on their own. I just don't feel that that having a lot of money is good for anybody.
Claire Rayner
Um, and that's what I made. I wasn't just being mean and grabby, I promise.
Presenter
Mad Shotum.
Presenter
Your next record.
Claire Rayner
Well, every love affair and I has a special song, hasn't it? And I've been married to the same man for twenty years, and this song's very special to us.
Claire Rayner
Could I have Elephants Gerald singing? It was just one of those things.
Speaker 1
Romeo, why not face the fact, my dear? It was just
Speaker 2
Yeah
Speaker 2
Uh
Speaker 1
One of those things.
Speaker 1
Just one of those crazy flings One of those bells that
Claire Rayner
Now and then
Speaker 2
Rain just one of those things.
Presenter
Ella Fitzgerald.
Presenter
Now, Claire, as a nurse, I I I presume you're a practical person. You should be able to
Presenter
Organize yourself on a desert island. Arrange somewhere to live as a first essential.
Claire Rayner
Well, I'm not absolutely sure. Things that I put up do tend to fall down again.
Claire Rayner
I dare say that I'll manage to dig a hole in the sand and rig something up, temporarily for a while.
Presenter
Well, that's basic. You can do better than that later. What about food?
Claire Rayner
Ah, well, I do like migravius, I must be honest. I've often said I'm I'm an amateur cook and a professional eater. If there's any food lying around, I'll find it. I'm not worried about that particularly.
Presenter
I'm not lying.
Presenter
Would you try to escape?
Claire Rayner
Oh, constantly. Absolutely. I'll be so lonely.
Presenter
Number seven we got to.
Claire Rayner
Number seven is is going back a bit again to the the sounds of of my childhood.
Claire Rayner
It's jazz. Lovely music. Django Reinhart and Stephan Grappelli, please, with the quintet of the Hot Club of France, playing Honeysuckle Rose.
Presenter
The quintet of the Hot Club of France. And now your last record.
Claire Rayner
My last one is the guitar. You may have noticed I do like string instruments. And I thought that if if I have a good guitar record, maybe I'd find bits of of wood and gut lying around on the beach. I could make a guitar and teach myself. You'd see. So could I have John Williams playing Rodriguez's concerto for guitar and orchestra?
Presenter
John Williams a soloist in the opening of the second movement of the Rodrigo guitar concerto.
Presenter
If you could take just one disk out of the eight, which would it be?
Claire Rayner
Difficult choice, but I think the Lalo, it's got lots of different patterns and colours to it that I'd enjoy.
Presenter
The Spanish Symphony.
Claire Rayner
Mm-hmm.
Presenter
Uh
Claire Rayner
Yeah.
Presenter
And
Claire Rayner
And one luxury to take with you? Well, my family told me immediately what my luxury had to be, and they're absolutely right. Please, could I have a very large bath with with oyster-shaped soap dishes and an eternal supply of hot water and and bath sorts and expensive soap and soft white towels, because, you know, after a long hot bath like that I can cope with almost anything.
Presenter
Right.
Presenter
And one book apart from the Bible and Shakespeare and big encyclopedias.
Claire Rayner
Well, I did wonder about every boy's guide to boat building, but I had a feeling you wouldn't let me have that.
Presenter
Yes, we would. You would?
Claire Rayner
You would? Yes. Ah, because my other thought, you see, was Gray's Anatomy, because it's a nice thick book, and I do love anatomy, and it's got some smashing words in it that I could I could play around with.
Presenter
It's got some wonderful pictures too.
Claire Rayner
Well, they are charming aren't there, but maybe the boat building guide would be more useful.
Presenter
Every boy's book of bu building does it exist?
Claire Rayner
I don't think it does actually.
Presenter
Just me being hopeful.
Claire Rayner
Just me being hopeful.
Presenter
We'll try and find something of the sort for you. And thank you, Claire Rayner, for letting us hear your Desert Island Disc.
Claire Rayner
Thank you.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
Goodbye everyone.
Speaker 2
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Presenter asks
How did [the two serious novels] do?
Reasonably well, but not commercially so. That is, they were respectably reviewed in respectable journals and they were published abroad, which is always gratifying. But they didn't exactly set the till ringing and let's not pretend they did. The tax man did not rub his hands with glee when they came out.
Presenter asks
How do you write — dictate straight on the typewriter?
Not fiction. Fiction comes out of the end of my fingers onto a typewriter, an electric one, which does type some very odd words sometimes. Non-fiction I can dictate in fact. I dictate an enormous number of the letters that I answer for my problem page. But I use both, you know, I'm reasonably flexible.
Presenter asks
[You issued a statement] you're not going to leave any money to your children. That was an interesting idea.
Well, it's not as mean as it sounds. … I felt this very strongly because it seems to me that the best things always are the ones you work for yourself and that the best legacy any of us can give our children is not money, but a solid grounding in education and being cared for and fun and enjoyment … so that when the time comes for them to go out on their own, they can go out on their own. I just don't feel that having a lot of money is good for anybody.
“If I'm really going to be on my own. I'm a talker, you see. I do like people and I love to be talked back to. In fact, my friends say that my epitaph ought to be shut up and listened. And there I'll have to, won't I?”
“Well, I was a bit too pregnant to go on. It was looking a bit peculiar in a tight-waisted uniform.”
“If you write a book you're really communicating, you do want to know that people out there are going to read it. And the only way you know that people are reading your book is by the number of copies that sell.”
“What I'm aiming for is not great literature. … What I'm aiming to do is to tell a story that will keep people reading, that makes them a bit breathless.”
“I don't say no to anything.”
“Please, could I have a very large bath with oyster-shaped soap dishes and an eternal supply of hot water and bath salts and expensive soap and soft white towels, because, you know, after a long hot bath like that I can cope with almost anything.”