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Desert Island Discs
Presented by Roy Plomley
An author of books for both children and adults, best known for writing "Bally Shoes".
Eight records
The Jewels of the Madonna: Intermezzo No. 2
And when they put it on two or three times in the children's hour on the old Radio ... The Jewels of the Madonna. And it was enormously popular. People wrote from all over the country to know what the music was, and I should like to hear that again.
As soon as I was old enough to go to any kind of opera, I was taken to the Immortal Ayre. What the very early operas are for me to see. And I'd love the fairy song out of that.
I had a big job in choosing this one, because of so much of nostalgia to that date. In the end I've chosen Noel Cards, Bittersweet, Sung by Peggy Wood.
All People That on Earth Do DwellFavourite
Record number four is the hymn All People That on Earth Do Dwell from the Coronation music. I've chosen the very end because I love all the fanfares and the trumpets and the rousing sound.
Symphony No. 5 in E minor, Op. 64: II. Andante cantabile, con alcuna licenza
USSR State Symphony Orchestra conducted by Yevgeny Svetlanov
As you know, all my life I've been crazy on the belly. But the most brutal one to me was danced by Veronova. You know, a ballet now out of date and certainly wouldn't suit to day's dancers called Pressage to the music of Tchaikovsky.
Glory to Thee, My God, This Night
Every Sunday night when I was small. We gathered round the piano to sing hymns for bed. I was the best thing of the family in those days. And one of the hymns we always sang as a finish, really, was Glory to Thee, my God this night, sung in cannon...
City of Birmingham Symphony Orchestra conducted by Louis Frémaux
And she danced The Dying Swan. I learnt afterwards, I didn't know it then, that that was that was the founder of our national ballet, Innette de Balwa. and a great impression she left on me.
The Bells of St Paul's Cathedral
I don't know Why, but I've a passion for bells. And I thought bells would be lovely ringing all over the island. They would raise the spirits. Or, maybe, like Joan of Arc, they'd be voices for me.
The keepsakes
The book
John Galsworthy
Well, I shall be very happy with the Bible [, really]. I mean, I've never read it through from beginning to end, and that'll be a good opportunity to do it. But for light reading, I thought I'd have the [Forsyte Saga].
The luxury
Gardening stool and garden with tools and fancy plants
I must have a little garden, and I would like something to sit on, being a bit lame. ... one of those things that they make so that you can dig and sit at the same time. ... I would like fancy plants.
In conversation
Presenter asks
Did [being a daughter of the vicarage] mean, in Edwardian times, it was a case of always being on your best behaviour?
Well, certainly the parish expected it they didn't always get it, I must tell you. ... But what we were mostly used for was not parish work, but for entertaining the parishioners. We would just be given the notice of a there would be an entertainment on such and such a day, and then we were expected to produce the entertainment and make the clothes.
Presenter asks
What was your very first professional job [after studying at RADA]?
Wasn't I lucky? It was so suitable for the vicar's daughter. I went into Shakespearean repertory. ... It was Charles Dauden, and it was full of distinguished students, starting Ray Fritzon and Donald Wolford, goodness knows who else.
The recording
Timestamps play the recording from that turn
Speaker 1
Hello, I'm Kirstie Young, and this is a podcast from the Desert Island Disc's Archive. For rights' reasons we've had to shorten the music. The programme was originally broadcast in nineteen seventy six, and the presenter was Roy Plumley.
Presenter
Our castaway this week is an author of books both for children and adults, Noel Stretfield. Miss Stretfield, you've done a great deal of travelling. Have you ever visited a desert island?
Noel Streatfeild
Not desert, no. Many islands were not desert.
Presenter
Have you ever experienced prolonged loneliness?
Noel Streatfeild
Yes.
Presenter
Do you think you could take it again?
Noel Streatfeild
Under these circumstances? I don't intend to be lonely. I want to adopt an animal when I'm there. Any particular animal? Well, I would like a monkey.
Noel Streatfeild
Years ago I saw a little monkey.
Noel Streatfeild
in somebody's arms at a vet, a child's arms. And when they moved away and left the little monkey with the vet,
Noel Streatfeild
The monkey turned round with its two little hands out, tears pouring down its cheeks, and I thought that's the beast I would like to have.
Presenter
As compensation for your exile, is there any one thing you would be particularly glad to have got away from in civilization?
Noel Streatfeild
Yeah. Absolutely everything that the government gives us today in the way of
Noel Streatfeild
Tax on this and tax on that oh, lovely Miss the lot
Noel Streatfeild
Well, you could call it skill. I learnt the violin for many years. But at the end of all my years of learning all I could play was Art Thou weary, Art Thou Languid? and my word I was.
Presenter
And my wife.
Presenter
Doom.
Presenter
Uh did you have any plan for choosing your eight record for the island?
Noel Streatfeild
A nostalgia, I think.
Presenter
Hmm. What's the first
Noel Streatfeild
Just one you have the
Noel Streatfeild
When we were all small children in the vicarage, my elder sister, who's an artist,
Noel Streatfeild
She decided, and I decided, that one day when I we grew up
Noel Streatfeild
I would write a book.
Noel Streatfeild
and she would illustrate it.
Noel Streatfeild
and the book we wrote was Bally Shoes.
Noel Streatfeild
And she did illustrate it.
Presenter
Yeah.
Noel Streatfeild
And when they put it on two or three times in the children's hour on the old
Noel Streatfeild
Radio
Noel Streatfeild
Before it came
Noel Streatfeild
The Jewels of the Madonna.
Noel Streatfeild
And it was enormously popular. People wrote from all over the country to know what the music was, and I should like to hear that again.
Presenter
The serenata from the orchestral suite of Volferari's music, The Jewels of the Madonna.
Presenter
What's your second disc?
Noel Streatfeild
Whoa.
Noel Streatfeild
As soon as I was old enough to go to any kind of opera,
Noel Streatfeild
I was taken to the Immortal Ayre.
Noel Streatfeild
What the very early operas are for me to see.
Noel Streatfeild
And I'd love the fairy song out of that.
Speaker 3
How beautiful they are the Lordly ones.
Noel Streatfeild
No.
Speaker 1
Oh
Speaker 3
Well in the hills in the hollow
Speaker 3
There have faces like floors, And their presence is a wind that blows O'er summer meadows filled with dewy glow
Speaker 3
Her limbs are more whiter than shafts of a moon shine.
Speaker 3
They are more fleet than the march.
Presenter
Webster Booth singing The Fairy Song from Rutland Boughton's The Immortal Hour. Miss Tretfield, you were born in Sussex. Yes.
Presenter
One of a number of children. Of five. Now, you were a daughter of the vicarage. Did that mean, in Edwardian times, it was a case of always being on your best behaviour?
Noel Streatfeild
Well, certainly the parish expected it they didn't always get it, I must tell you.
Speaker 3
You asserted.
Noel Streatfeild
Um
Noel Streatfeild
But what we were mostly used for was not parish work, but for entertaining the parishioners. We would just be given the notice of a there would be an entertainment on such and such a day, and then we were expected to produce the entertainment and make the clothes. Yes. You were the rebellious one.
Presenter
Oh, I was. I never liked vicarages. So you escaped to be a drama student?
Presenter
Well, not till I was grown up. No.
Presenter
You studied at what is now the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art. What was your very first professional job?
Noel Streatfeild
Wasn't I lucky? It was so suitable for the vicar's daughter. I went into Shakespearean repertory. Yes. Whose company? It was Charles Dauden, and it was full of distinguished students, starting Ray Fritzon and Donald Wolford, goodness knows who else.
Presenter
Yes.
Noel Streatfeild
Uh
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
And you also played in melodrama.
Noel Streatfeild
Yes, I did indeed. And I play the fairy queen in a pantomime.
Presenter
I believe at some time, between jobs, you were a fashion model.
Noel Streatfeild
Yeah.
Presenter
Yeah.
Noel Streatfeild
I was always being a fashion model between jobs. I was very tall, as I still am, of course, but in those days I was very slim. Yes. And there was plenty of work going.
Noel Streatfeild
in in the fashion world.
Presenter
You played in the West End quite a lot. What sort of part?
Noel Streatfeild
Well in reviews and uh
Noel Streatfeild
I played.
Noel Streatfeild
I can't remember what the play was called now, but I took over from Margaret Bennerman in one play when she retired from it.
Noel Streatfeild
And I was in the insect clay.
Noel Streatfeild
Playing opposite.
Noel Streatfeild
John Gilgood in his first part on stage at all, I think.
Presenter
Really?
Noel Streatfeild
Incidentally, we were both very bad.
Presenter
And you played overseas.
Noel Streatfeild
Uh South Africa.
Noel Streatfeild
Rhodesia.
Presenter
Yes.
Noel Streatfeild
And afterwards Australia.
Noel Streatfeild
To writing the death of my father, he was by then Bishop of Lois.
Noel Streatfeild
And I thought well.
Noel Streatfeild
Now with no home behind you, so to speak.
Noel Streatfeild
Uh you really better do something safe. It's silly to go on being an actress. And I was just uh travelling home back at that moment, just passing the Barrier Reef, I remember, from Australia, this is, you see. And I looked at the Barrier Reef and I thought
Noel Streatfeild
What shall I do?
Noel Streatfeild
I can't go on being an actress.
Noel Streatfeild
And suddenly it came to me like a flash that I'd be a novelist.
Speaker 3
Uh
Presenter
Yes.
Noel Streatfeild
What made me think that Novis was a secure professional never known?
Presenter
Well, we'll talk about your novels in a moment. Let's have record number three. What's that?
Noel Streatfeild
I guess rare nostalgia.
Noel Streatfeild
I had a big job in choosing this one, because of so much of nostalgia to that date. In the end I've chosen Noel Cards, Bittersweet, Sung by Peggy Wood.
Presenter
Peggy Wood and George Metax are singing I'll See You Again from Nero Card's Bittersweet.
Presenter
Now you decided to give up acting and become a writer. You had, in fact, already taken a writer's course, I believe.
Noel Streatfeild
I did. I took a writer's course, and I wrote a fairy tale for children.
Noel Streatfeild
and I sent it in uh to the School of Writing.
Noel Streatfeild
And they wrote back and said it was absolute rubbish, this sort of thing, writing fairy stories. There was no money in it, and it was no good my going on.
Noel Streatfeild
However, my mother, who's sensible about that kind of thing, said I rather like that fairy story.
Noel Streatfeild
I will send it.
Noel Streatfeild
Two of one of the children's papers.
Noel Streatfeild
And one of the children's papers it went.
Noel Streatfeild
and came back by return of check.
Noel Streatfeild
and requests me to write a children's book.
Presenter
But you never did that.
Noel Streatfeild
No, we just thought that was a passing thing, you know.
Presenter
Was this to be a complete break with the theatre? You weren't to write in your dressing room between times? I never did.
Noel Streatfeild
If
Presenter
Angela. Yeah. Uh
Noel Streatfeild
Uh
Presenter
Uh
Noel Streatfeild
Starved any work, it made it easy.
Presenter
What was your first book?
Noel Streatfeild
Called the Wichards. It was taken from the title was taken from the Lord's Prayer, Our Father Witchart.
Presenter
This was the family in the book, The Witch I was.
Noel Streatfeild
Well, the three legitimate children of a colonel
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
Was it a success?
Noel Streatfeild
Yes, it was. It and it got um very good notices. And I had a most wonderful fan mail, first one I've ever ever had, which came from John Galsworthy. Really?
Presenter
Now the second book is said to be harder to write than the first.
Noel Streatfeild
So they all told me. But um I'm told the second my second book was better than my first was called Parsons Nine.
Presenter
Why with your theatre background were you writing novels rather than plays?
Noel Streatfeild
I just think I couldn't write plays. Did you try? Oh, yes. I had two two on, I think it was. But I wrote them with other people. And my gifts did not lie in that direction. When did you start writing for children?
Noel Streatfeild
In the nineteen thirties.
Speaker 3
Yeah.
Noel Streatfeild
When the publisher came to me and said, Would you write a book for children, rather like your first book, The Witch Arts, uh, Children on the Stage?
Noel Streatfeild
Of course they couldn't be three illegitimate daughters of a colonel in a children's book, so I didn't want to write it at all, but I did in the end sit down and write it.
Noel Streatfeild
And I called it battery shoes, and that's where I was telling you before my sister illustrated it.
Presenter
Yes. Written, well, about forty years ago, still a big seller and a a children's classic now.
Noel Streatfeild
Children's.
Noel Streatfeild
I know you're not supposed to be alive when you when there's a classic around.
Presenter
How many copies have been sold?
Noel Streatfeild
Over nine million.
Presenter
Nine million.
Presenter
And you followed it with others in the same vein. Now you knew about dancing in the theatre, but big time tennis, skating, circus, the subjects of later books, these were new worlds for you. A lot of research must have been needed.
Noel Streatfeild
Cam.
Noel Streatfeild
Particularly for skating, I can't tell you what that l what that's like.
Noel Streatfeild
Oh, the ice I've knelt on being frozen to death to understand the tracings. Yes. And even now, on television when they put on an ice show, I'm nearly always within
Noel Streatfeild
Reasonably correct answer to who's going to win the high marks.
Presenter
And you went on tour with the circus to get material for that book.
Noel Streatfeild
That was fun, of course, touring with the circus.
Presenter
Hmm.
Noel Streatfeild
I love that.
Presenter
And children are very critical readers. If there's anything wrong, they tell you.
Noel Streatfeild
Writing for children's extremely difficult.
Noel Streatfeild
You n they not only tell you, but they uh
Noel Streatfeild
Oh, write firmly and correct you. So the result is that you've got to know a great deal of the subject, but not of course bore the children to death with telling it to them.
Presenter
Do children's tastes change as rapidly as adults' taste? Does it go in in crazies, in in in waves?
Noel Streatfeild
Well, you wouldn't believe this. But I've looked up look it up to be sure.
Noel Streatfeild
The letters that I received when Barry Sheus was first published in the nineteen thirties
Noel Streatfeild
Almost replicas of the letters I'm getting to day.
Presenter
Okay.
Noel Streatfeild
Children's taste does not change.
Presenter
Mm-hmm.
Presenter
You talked about Ballychoes having been a big success as a children's are serial. You've written a lot, especially for radio.
Noel Streatfeild
Oh, yes. I had the Bell family.
Noel Streatfeild
Bell Fandley was enormously popular for some reason.
Presenter
Yeah.
Noel Streatfeild
There was the youngest daughter, Miss Virginia Bell, she called herself.
Noel Streatfeild
who's very, very popular all over the country, particularly I noticed through women's institutes. When I went to speak to them, their first question always was, What's the news of Miss Virginia Bell?
Noel Streatfeild
And the Bell family went on
Presenter
And for years.
Noel Streatfeild
Yeah.
Presenter
Six years.
Presenter
Let's have record number four.
Noel Streatfeild
Record number four is the hymn All People That on Earth Do Dwell from the Coronation music. I've chosen the very end because I love all the fanfares and the trumpets and the rousing sound.
Presenter
All people that on earth do dwell the Vaughan Williams arrangement recorded at the coronation service of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
Presenter
What are your writing habits, Miss Dretfield?
Noel Streatfeild
I break mic regularly every day.
Noel Streatfeild
From about nine o'clock to lunch time.
Noel Streatfeild
And you write in bed, I'm told.
Noel Streatfeild
Well, that was going back into my the having left the theatre.
Noel Streatfeild
You see, everybody used to say, Oh, I've got tickets for this or that, and what about coming to this? and you know and you can't write a book that way, as you know, you've got to sit down and write.
Noel Streatfeild
It's a very disciplined world.
Noel Streatfeild
And so one day, when some one was offering me something particularly tempting to go and see,
Noel Streatfeild
I
Noel Streatfeild
Instead of saying, No, I can't because I'm writing a book which no one believed anyway
Noel Streatfeild
I suddenly took all my clothes off and got back into bed and I thought, Well, now I can't go out on the street and that's the end of it. And I've been in bed ever since.
Presenter
Yes.
Presenter
I've been dipping into your three volumes of autobiography, all of which have the word vicarage in the title. That background certainly seems to have conditioned your life. How right it is. Yeah.
Presenter
Why have you told your own story in the third person? Uh
Noel Streatfeild
It's much you feel much less self-conscious.
Noel Streatfeild
I couldn't do it at all to start with, and then I decided if I did it in a third person I'd feel less embarrassed about it.
Noel Streatfeild
I mean, who on earth, I thought to myself, wants to read my life story? You know, you do feel like that.
Presenter
What are you writing at the moment?
Noel Streatfeild
I'm I'm writing a book for children.
Noel Streatfeild
which was meant to be a book about the theatre at the beginning of the century.
Noel Streatfeild
And then, just as I got past my research stage and was getting on to thinking about the story.
Noel Streatfeild
A voice called out to me and said, What about me? and I found it was exactly right for the heroine of Thurst's Child.
Presenter
So really it's a sequel.
Noel Streatfeild
It's a sequel only sequel I think I've ever written.
Noel Streatfeild
Not have re
Presenter
Record number five.
Noel Streatfeild
As you know, all my life I've been crazy on the belly.
Noel Streatfeild
But the most brutal one to me was danced by Veronova.
Noel Streatfeild
You know, a ballet now out of date and certainly wouldn't suit to day's dancers called Pressage to the music of Tchaikovsky.
Noel Streatfeild
She was passionate.
Noel Streatfeild
And I'll never forget her coming on in a scarlet tunic. Oh, she was a beautiful dancer
Presenter
The opening of the second movement of the Tchaikovsky Fifth Symphony.
Presenter
The USSR Symphony Orchestra, conducted by Svetlanov.
Presenter
You have indeed been to Russia more or less specially to see Bally, haven't you? No, not to see Bally.
Noel Streatfeild
I went to write about schools.
Noel Streatfeild
The ballet came in as a sideline, and went every evening.
Noel Streatfeild
You've done a great deal of travelling.
Noel Streatfeild
whenever I possibly could, and a great deal on cargo boats.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
The slow boat.
Noel Streatfeild
Slow boats and in many ways very uncomfortable, but still you stop at a lot of places where no big boat would, you know, and you see a lot of life.
Presenter
Yes. Do you work when you travel or is this purely recreational?
Noel Streatfeild
No, not not at all, no. Uh the worst boat I ever went on it was a nice boat, and all was right about it. But it was a Polish ship, and I didn't know until I had started that not one soul spoke English.
Presenter
Who did?
Noel Streatfeild
Talk about being lonely. That was one of the times when I was.
Presenter
Right record number six.
Noel Streatfeild
This really goes back to my childhood again.
Noel Streatfeild
Every Sunday night when I was small.
Noel Streatfeild
We gathered round the piano to sing hymns for bed.
Noel Streatfeild
I was the best thing of the family in those days.
Noel Streatfeild
And one of the hymns we always sang
Noel Streatfeild
as a finish, really, was Glory to Thee, my God, this night, sung in cannon, led by me and the other three supposed to come in on time, and of course once in a million times they did. It was rare, but it happened sometimes.
Speaker 3
Then I wait.
Speaker 3
Praise God from whom our rest is thrown. Praise Him, Lord, creator.
Speaker 3
Praise Him.
Presenter
Glory to thee, my God sung by the Templars, and the first verse you heard was sung in canon.
Presenter
Now, Miss Dreadfold, are you a practical person? Could you look after yourself on a desert island?
Noel Streatfeild
No IPF failure.
Noel Streatfeild
I couldn't build a house.
Noel Streatfeild
Are you good at fishing? Well, I've got a lot of lobster catching, and I do think that if I any good reeds grew, and I hope they do, I could weave a lobster pot.
Presenter
Now I know you are an indomitable person. You had a bad illness, but willed yourself out of it. I'm quite sure you could look after yourself on this island.
Noel Streatfeild
What if I got a monkey to talk to?
Noel Streatfeild
And if I had enough lobsters caught,
Noel Streatfeild
to keep me going.
Noel Streatfeild
And if there were any fruit and vegetables growing on the island, you'd do fine.
Presenter
Let's have your next record.
Noel Streatfeild
Again we come back to Ballet, and this again belongs to my childhood. We had moved to Eastbourne by now, and as soon as we were old enough we used to save up our money for a touring group of children's actors that used to appear.
Noel Streatfeild
Every year. They've called Lila Fields Little Wonders, and they had the most exquisite leading lady dancer, aged, I should think, thirteen or fourteen.
Noel Streatfeild
And she danced The Dying Swan. I learnt afterwards, I didn't know it then, that that was that was the founder of our national ballet, Innette de Balwa.
Noel Streatfeild
and a great impression she left on me.
Noel Streatfeild
So my choice is the dying swan.
Presenter
The Swan from The Carnival of the Animals by Saint-Sans, the City of Birmingham Symphony Orchestra conducted by Louis Fremont.
Presenter
What's your last record?
Noel Streatfeild
I don't know
Noel Streatfeild
Why, but I've a passion for bells.
Noel Streatfeild
And I thought bells would be lovely ringing all over the island. They would raise the spirits. Or, maybe, like Joan of Arc, they'd be voices for me. I don't know. So I've chosen bells a peal from the best bells that I could think of Saint Paul's Cathedral.
Presenter
The bells of Saint Paul's Cathedral
Presenter
If you would take just one disc out of your eight, which would it be?
Noel Streatfeild
of the coronation hymn.
Noel Streatfeild
Then it was all the fanfares.
Presenter
And one luxury to take with you.
Noel Streatfeild
Ah, I've thought a lot about this.
Noel Streatfeild
I don't know whether you can manage it, but I must have a little garden, and I would like something to sit on, being a bit lame.
Noel Streatfeild
You know one of those things that they make so that you can dig and sit at the same time.
Presenter
Yes. We'll give you a gardener's key. Will you have tools? Oh, everything you'll need for making your little garden. It'll be a luxury garden, of course, not Brussels sprouts and
Noel Streatfeild
On the table grill at Brussels Bra.
Presenter
No, no, no. I would like fancy plants. Fancy plant.
Noel Streatfeild
Which I pretend she
Presenter
And one book apart from the Bible, Shakespeare and Big Encyclopedias.
Noel Streatfeild
Well, I shall be very happy with the Bible rally. I mean, I've never read it through from beginning to end, and that'll be a good opportunity to do it. But for light reading, I thought I'd have the goals for this saga.
Presenter
The Forsyth Saga by Don Calswood. That's right. And thank you, Noel Stratfield, for letting us hear your Desert Island Disc.
Noel Streatfeild
Thank you for inviting me.
Presenter
I have enjoyed myself. Goodbye, everyone.
Speaker 1
You've been listening to a podcast from the Desert Islandists Archive. For more podcasts, please visit bbc.co.uk/slash radio four.
Presenter asks
What made you decide to give up acting and become a writer?
Now with no home behind you, so to speak. ... you really better do something safe. It's silly to go on being an actress. And I was just uh travelling home back at that moment, just passing the Barrier Reef, I remember, from Australia, this is, you see. And I looked at the Barrier Reef and I thought What shall I do? I can't go on being an actress. And suddenly it came to me like a flash that I'd be a novelist.
Presenter asks
Why with your theatre background were you writing novels rather than plays?
I just think I couldn't write plays. ... I had two two on, I think it was. But I wrote them with other people. And my gifts did not lie in that direction.
Presenter asks
Why have you told your own story in the third person [in your autobiography]?
It's much you feel much less self-conscious. I couldn't do it at all to start with, and then I decided if I did it in a third person I'd feel less embarrassed about it. I mean, who on earth, I thought to myself, wants to read my life story? You know, you do feel like that.
“And suddenly it came to me like a flash that I'd be a novelist.”
“Writing for children's extremely difficult. You n they not only tell you, but they uh Oh, write firmly and correct you. So the result is that you've got to know a great deal of the subject, but not of course bore the children to death with telling it to them.”
“Children's taste does not change.”
“I suddenly took all my clothes off and got back into bed and I thought, Well, now I can't go out on the street and that's the end of it. And I've been in bed ever since.”