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Desert Island Discs
Presented by Roy Plomley
The introduction does not identify the castaway's field or notable achievements.
Eight records
The keepsakes
The luxury
Not recorded.
In conversation
Presenter asks
What did you want to be as a schoolboy?
I wanted to go on the stage. … my dad had his feet firmly on the ground. He said you can paint and draw, be an art teacher first and if you don't like that then go on to the stage. So that's what I did.
Presenter asks
Where did you study art?
At Wakefield in Yorkshire and at Goldsmith's in London.
Presenter asks
What made you decide eventually that the time was ripe to give up teaching?
Simply because I was twenty-six, I was going to get married, and I thought, if I get married, I … lose my opportunity because responsibilities naturally follow marriage.
Presenter asks
What was your first job?
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Colin Welland
This download is the only extract the BBC has of this edition of Desert Island Discs. The presenter was Roy Plumley.
Presenter
Now you're from Liverpool, aren't you, Corner?
Presenter
As a schoolboy, what did you want to be?
Colin Welland
Well, ever since I won my penknife at Morecambe, Haysham had
Presenter
Yeah.
Colin Welland
We're singing Guno's Ave Maria, a beautiful rendering, brought tears to your eyes.
Presenter
Tira.
Colin Welland
Uh I wanted to go on the stage. You see but my dad had his feet firmly on the ground. He said you can paint and draw, be an art teacher first and if you don't like that then go on to the stage. So that's what I did.
Presenter
Yes. Where did you study art?
Colin Welland
At Wakefield in Yorkshire and at Goldsmith's in London.
Presenter
And where did you teach?
Colin Welland
I taught at Leigh in Lancashire.
Presenter
At the same time we were doing amateur work in the theatre.
Colin Welland
No, I never because they never did the sort of thing I want, they always did lilac time new
Colin Welland
But I did a short period as a club comic. Did you?
Presenter
Yeah. Were you successful as a club comic?
Colin Welland
Yeah.
Presenter
I should have been because I was very good, but I wasn't died at death.
Presenter
Leila then. What made you decide eventually that the time was ripe to give up teaching?
Colin Welland
Simply because I was twenty-six, I was going to get married, and I thought, if I get married, I
Presenter
Rubbing.
Colin Welland
Well, lose my opportunity because responsibilities naturally follow marriage.
Presenter
What was your first job?
Colin Welland
My first job in the theatre was the Manchester Library Theatre at David's Case, who I revere to this day.
Colin Welland
gave me my first chance. He himself had been given this chance by Joel Nittlewood because he was a merchant seaman.
Colin Welland
And the auditioned mayor sang good song from a government selector.
Colin Welland
And he says, Right, you're in as an ASM, seven pounds ten a week, and you're playing the lead in the first play. The lead? The lead, Hanel Pinter's birthday party. In your first week? The first week, yeah. He n he knows genius when he sees it. Uh
Presenter
Yeah.
Colin Welland
Ha ha.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
How long did you stay at the Library Theatre, Manchester? One year. And then?
Colin Welland
Yeah.
Colin Welland
Then I had a short spell of three weeks as a BBC News reader.
Presenter
Yeah, three weeks doesn't sound very long.
Colin Welland
It wasn't, because we decided the producer and I thought it was producer's idea.
Colin Welland
to introduce a new element into BBC News really.
Colin Welland
Use a Lancashire accent, use colloquialisms.
Colin Welland
The whole of Cheshire rose in revolt.
Presenter
Uh
Presenter
And you were out? And I was out. So? Then what?
Presenter
Then
Colin Welland
Uh
Presenter
Uh
Colin Welland
Now I walked
Presenter
Straight into Zedcars. Which was handy. Which was handy. P C Graham. P C Dave Graham.
Presenter
And how long did you stay with this?
Colin Welland
See you.
Presenter
Pretty good experience.
Presenter
Marvellous experience. And Zed cars, of course, brought you to live in London.
Colin Welland
Bow
Presenter
So yeah.
Colin Welland
Yeah.
Presenter
Now after that three years, what did you do then?
Colin Welland
Well, I went straight to the Royal Court, did a couple of plays at the Royal Court, then I went into a musical, an ill-fated musical called Man of Magic about Houdini.
Colin Welland
And, luckily for me, Ray Cooney.
Colin Welland
uh was doing a bit of writing doctoring on
Colin Welland
The script.
Colin Welland
And he and I got on well, and he immediately after the show folded said, How would you like to do a bit of farce?
Colin Welland
And I'd never done a far, so I went to Jersey in Boeing Boeing for a summer season.
Colin Welland
And that was successful and then I went all up and down the country for Ray, doing one for the pot and
Presenter
Yes.
Presenter
When did you start writing? Had you started?
Colin Welland
I'd started even at the repertory company. I'd started I'd written two stage plays which are locked away securely.
Presenter
Never been done.
Colin Welland
Never going to be done.
Colin Welland
Five my way.
Presenter
How many individual players have you ridden?
Colin Welland
I've written
Presenter
Yeah.
Colin Welland
Eight of which have
Colin Welland
Been really successful two flops.
Presenter
Yes. And was there always a part for yourself?
Colin Welland
No. Uh most of the early ones were autobiographical, so a character would usually turn up exactly like me, so they thought to themselves, Well, I might as well cast him because we get him as a technical advisor and writer on the spot as well.
Presenter
Now, despite the fact that you've lived in London nearly ten years now,
Presenter
Most of your plays are still about North Country working people.
Colin Welland
Yeah. Yeah. Most of them. Uh Hallelujah Handshake was about my area of London.
Presenter
Peers.
Colin Welland
It's simply because I find Northern people wear their hearts on their sleeves are far more communicative, far more honest.
Colin Welland
Um and they stimulate me far more.
Presenter
Farmer.
Colin Welland
Uh
Presenter
Uh
Presenter
Apart from the setting, is there anything else they have in common?
Colin Welland
The plays. Yes, they usually champion the individual against the system.
Presenter
Yes.
Colin Welland
You usually find that it's one man's effort to break through what is usually expected of an individual.
My first job in the theatre was the Manchester Library Theatre at David's Case, who I revere to this day.
Presenter asks
When did you start writing?
I'd started even at the repertory company. I'd started I'd written two stage plays which are locked away securely.
Presenter asks
Apart from the setting, is there anything else they [your plays] have in common?
The plays. Yes, they usually champion the individual against the system.
“I wanted to go on the stage. … my dad had his feet firmly on the ground. He said you can paint and draw, be an art teacher first and if you don't like that then go on to the stage. So that's what I did.”
“I should have been because I was very good, but I wasn't died at death.”
“Most of them. Uh Hallelujah Handshake was about my area of London. … It's simply because I find Northern people wear their hearts on their sleeves are far more communicative, far more honest.”