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Desert Island Discs
Presented by Roy Plomley
Comedienne and monologist, known for her wartime revue monologue 'Useful and Acceptable Gift', and for writing verse and radio criticism.
Eight records
Lovely song he wrote called Signor More, do you remember? / La Vaison. Yes, I do.
The keepsakes
No book or luxury recorded for this episode.
In conversation
Presenter asks
What did you think of the Noel Coward review you were in [called 'Sigh No More']?
Lovely song he wrote called [La Vaison]… Yes, I do.
Presenter asks
Did you write your own material for those revues?
I think almost entirely. In Noel Coward's review I did 'This is the end of the news' which he had written… and which he cleaned up for me to use.
Presenter asks
How did you and Stephen Potter write the scripts for the 'How' series?
That's right. We used well, that's not quite true, really, but we ad-libbed a good deal. There were no tapes in those days… marvellous people from the BBC would come and take down in shorthand what we were improvising… And then we'd get the scripts and we'd add and take from and all that sort of thing.
The recording
Timestamps play the recording from that turn
Presenter
This download is the only extract the BBC has of this edition.
Presenter
Yeah. Yeah.
Joyce Grenfell
The presenter was Roy Plumley.
Presenter
Joyce, are you a Londoner?
Joyce Grenfell
Yes, I am. I was born in London.
Presenter
But you are slightly more than half American.
Joyce Grenfell
Well, I'm a rather mixed uh lot, really. My father's mother was American from Rhode Island.
Joyce Grenfell
He was born in New York. His father was English from Wiltshire. My mother came from Virginia.
Presenter
Yes. On your mother's side the the celebrated Lady Astor was your aunt.
Joyce Grenfell
Yes, she was my mother's older sister. There were eleven children. My mother came right at the end.
Presenter
Yeah. As a girl, did you go through the Deb routine?
Joyce Grenfell
Yes, I did. In in those days uh
Joyce Grenfell
My friends all met each other, I think.
Joyce Grenfell
At parties I suppose that goes on today, but not in the organized way that uh
Joyce Grenfell
I wouldn't want to go through it again, though I enjoyed it enormously, to start with. I met my husband as a result, I suppose, of
Joyce Grenfell
going to the that kind of dances and parties. And uh
Joyce Grenfell
It was great fun in those days. We weren't perhaps so socially conscious as we are now, and I don't mean social social.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
You were an art student for a while, weren't you?
Joyce Grenfell
I was, briefly, as I always thought I was going to draw. I have a very small talent for drawing.
Presenter
Yeah.
Joyce Grenfell
And I love trying to paint in watercolours. I don't show anybody much what I do. It stays within covers. But it's the fun of the doing, really, and it makes a holiday to me.
Presenter
And after you were married you began to write. You began to write verse.
Joyce Grenfell
I wrote verse, I I uh contributed to Punch and things like country life and The Times even and The Observer, and I worked on The Observer for nearly three years as their radio critic.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
And then, in a rather roundabout way, that brought you into the theatre.
Joyce Grenfell
Yes, entirely by accident, and I've told it so often, but you know, going to a party, playing the fool, and Bertie Fargen hearing me describe a Winyan's Institute lecture.
Presenter
Yes, I remember that monologue very well. Useful and acceptable gift.
Joyce Grenfell
Absolutely, I could do it right now.
Presenter
Hello.
Joyce Grenfell
I will
Presenter
You did it for nearly a year in the little review.
Joyce Grenfell
Just over a year, yes, I did.
Presenter
That was the beginning of the war, just about
Joyce Grenfell
1939. We opened in April 1939 and the war came later that year.
Presenter
And for a while you did it non-stop. It was non-stop before you were starting.
Joyce Grenfell
We played it uh absolutely non stop, and the thing which was so disconcerting was when people got to the bit where they'd come in, you heard their seats banging up. That reduced you to size.
Presenter
That reduced you to size.
Presenter
You were in several other Herbert Farchen reviews after that.
Joyce Grenfell
Yes, briefly in one called Light and Shade that didn't go
Joyce Grenfell
for very long. And then in in diversion
Presenter
Yes, which was a bit of a
Joyce Grenfell
Yeah, yeah.
Presenter
Yes. Very topical title in those Blitz days.
Joyce Grenfell
Was it not? And we played matinees only.
Joyce Grenfell
For six months at Wyndham's.
Presenter
Yes.
Presenter
Of the rest of the war years you devoted to entertaining troops all over the place. How many countries did you ever count?
Joyce Grenfell
Yes, I did. Fifteen countries. The job was a a a rather special one. Isolated units and hospital wards. Yes. You know, there were proper troops of entertainers doing the concert halls in the hospitals or the army barracks and things.
Presenter
Uh
Joyce Grenfell
But um I was sent to the places where you it wasn't worth sending a big company, you know.
Presenter
No audience too small is a story of you stopping to entertain two lonely chaps guarding a pipeline.
Joyce Grenfell
It's driving.
Presenter
It's miles from anywhere.
Joyce Grenfell
Yeah, somewhere in Iraq or Iran. And once
Joyce Grenfell
I entertained uh I think it was in India some small pox patients in a in a in a smallpox tent, and we played just outside.
Presenter
We
Joyce Grenfell
We being of the girl who played the piano for me and me.
Presenter
When the war was over, it was back to West End Review. What was that Noel Card Review called?
Joyce Grenfell
Sinomal
Presenter
That's right.
Joyce Grenfell
Lovely song he wrote called Signor More, do you remember?
Presenter
La Vaison.
Presenter
Yes, I do.
Presenter
And then there was Tuppence Coloured and Penny Plain. In all those reviews you used mainly your own material.
Joyce Grenfell
I think almost entirely. In Noel Coward's review I did This is the end of the news which he had written.
Presenter
Yes.
Joyce Grenfell
and which he cleaned up for me to use.
Presenter
Ha ha ha ha.
Joyce Grenfell
And in uh I think it was Penny Plain I did a number written by my cousin Nicholas Phipps. It was Maud's refusal to come into the garden and why.
Presenter
I remember rather scandalous.
Joyce Grenfell
Well, no, she was rather priggish about the whole thing.
Presenter
And in those years just after the war you did a great deal of radio, the How series, for instance, How to Listen to Radio, etc. etc.
Joyce Grenfell
How to listen
Joyce Grenfell
With Stephen Potter.
Presenter
Yeah, yeah.
Joyce Grenfell
One of the real pioneers of of overheard radio, wouldn't you say?
Presenter
Yes. You and Stephen used to write the scripts by ad-libbing them in a single day, was that right?
Joyce Grenfell
That's right. We used well, that's not quite true, really, but we ad-libbed a good deal. There were no tapes in those days. and marvellous people from the B B C would come and take down in shorthand what we were improvising.
Joyce Grenfell
And then we'd get the scripts and we'd add and take from and all that sort of thing. And you were in a lot of those programmes, as I remember.
Presenter
I had the honour to be one of the select members of the Howell Rapporteur Company.
Joyce Grenfell
Very well indeed.
Presenter
And of course we were together and we begged to differ. We had a long run in that.
Joyce Grenfell
I very much enjoyed that with Gilbert Harding and Kay Hammond and John Clements and Gladys Young.
Presenter
Yes.
Joyce Grenfell
and Charmian Innis.
Presenter
Two men versus four women.
Joyce Grenfell
Yeah.
Presenter
And I was a sort of
Presenter
Neutral chairman, a hermaphroditic role, especially in the middle.
Joyce Grenfell
You did it very well, as I remember. It got better, as it got more serious, didn't it?
Presenter
Brother.
Presenter
Yes, we got more serious towards the end of the year.
Joyce Grenfell
It's awfully boring talking about who should do the washing up.
Joyce Grenfell
But when we got on to important questions, I think sometimes some quite interesting things were said.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
Where did you make your first film?
Joyce Grenfell
I think it was during the war. It was a kind of propaganda film that Carol Reed directed. It was for America, and it was called Letter from England. Celia Johnson was supposed to be writing the letter to her children, who had gone to stay with an American woman, played by me.
Joyce Grenfell
And she is writing the letter. You hear her voice and see everything that she is doing.
Joyce Grenfell
And there were a few shots of me. That was my first.
Presenter
Yes. Which have been your favourites among the many that you've made since?
Joyce Grenfell
Well, you know, every time you make a film, it's...
Joyce Grenfell
It's a pleasure, I think. I've enjoyed it very much.
Joyce Grenfell
I enjoyed playing that little tiny bit in Genevieve very much.
Presenter
Oh, the the landlady.
Joyce Grenfell
Yes. And then I enjoyed the only American experience I had, which was quite different, a serious part, in a movie called The Americanization of Emily.
Presenter
You made that in Hollywood.
Joyce Grenfell
In Hollywood, yes. And it wasn't really different from making it here, just as chaotic.
Presenter
Joyce, we haven't talked yet about your entertainments, your one woman shows, uh, an evening with, etcetera. This must have needed quite a lot of courage to start doing an entire evening on your own.
Presenter
Wasn't that rather daunting?
Joyce Grenfell
Well, you know, in a funny way it's what I'd been doing all the time, though not in London. Um it was what I was doing in the war when I was doing the hospitals in isolated units, and I also did a lot of concerts for the Arts Council. I think they were called Arts Council in those days, I can't remember, but that kind of thing. So it had a lot of practice. And Lauria Lister said, Don't you think it's time you tried and did it in London? And so I I first did it, as I remember, at the Lyric Theatre Hammersmith.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
How many times have you played the United States now?
Joyce Grenfell
Oh goodness.
Joyce Grenfell
I should think eight or nine.
Joyce Grenfell
I've done two New York seasons. and some isolated concerts at things like Town Hall.
Joyce Grenfell
But uh I've been round the country many times.
Presenter
Do you change your material for America?
Joyce Grenfell
Nope.
Joyce Grenfell
No, nor for Australia, where I've been four times, nor Canada, where I've been
Joyce Grenfell
Well, I shink almost as many times as America, because I usually do can at the same time.
Presenter
Yes.
Presenter
Your satire is very gentle. Nobody ever gets hurt. Has anyone ever complained?
Joyce Grenfell
I once had an anonymous letter from a lady when I was living in the Kings Road, Chelsea, and she took me to task for mocking at people who spoke with a Cockney accent.
Joyce Grenfell
It seemed to me a
Joyce Grenfell
Odd criticism, because what I'm interested is not the Cockney accent, it's the character, it's the individual.
Presenter
Yes. But you don't actually imitate individuals. Your characters are an amalgam, are they?
Joyce Grenfell
That's right. I have been inspired by real people, but not to imitate the way they sound so much as the way they use the English language. And I have a favourite character. She's the Vice Chancellor of an English University.
Joyce Grenfell
And she is based on a woman to whom I was devoted a great character. I never was able to use the voice she had on stage because it doesn't carry. She spoke with a very warm and rather velvety voice.
Joyce Grenfell
And her phrases were quite unique. For instance, I did a benefit concert for her up north, and she wanted to give me my expenses. So she said My dear Joyce, we have not yet touched on the sordid topic of coin.
Presenter
Now you've been broadcasting quite a lot recently for the BBC Religious Department. This is a new and I should imagine very rewarding.
Joyce Grenfell
Very interesting and I'm very grateful for the opportunities. It's been happening slowly and gradually, and I still get an opportunity from time to time.
Joyce Grenfell
Um to me religion is really a way of life. It's got very little to do with Sunday.
Presenter
Yes. Which has been your most successful talk?
Joyce Grenfell
I wonder I think it was one perhaps in which I talked about
Joyce Grenfell
The spring being a a spiritual concept and going on forever, I can't really remember.
Presenter
and conservation is another interest.
Joyce Grenfell
Very much so, very much so. And the preservation of rural England. I did an appeal for the Council.
Presenter
Mm-hmm.
Joyce Grenfell
Because I think it's a very important thing. I mean, we've got to think of people in the future that
Presenter
The vital thing.
Joyce Grenfell
What do you think? Here we are with the country going on at the moment full of green
Joyce Grenfell
And supposing, in what, fifty years' time, sixty years' time,
Joyce Grenfell
There are no more bluebells there are no more primroses. It's a deprivation. Mark you, people don't know what they're missing, but at the same time I think they should be allowed to know.
Presenter
Yes, I'd rather see bluebells than plastic bags.
Joyce Grenfell
Much rather. Oh, that thing of plastic bags You were saying something on a beach you'd seen some.
Presenter
Yes, for the first time on a French beach in northern France not a few months ago I saw a continuous line of plastic bags some action of the tide, I suppose on the high watermark.
Joyce Grenfell
And did you know that if you use coloured paper napkins and coloured lavatory paper,
Joyce Grenfell
The paper dissolves, but the dye doesn't.
Presenter
No, I don't know.
Joyce Grenfell
And that we should never use anything except white.
Presenter asks
Which have been your favourite films among the many you've made?
Every time you make a film, it's a pleasure, I think. I've enjoyed it very much. I enjoyed playing that little tiny bit in 'Genevieve' very much… And then I enjoyed the only American experience I had, which was quite different, a serious part, in a movie called 'The Americanization of Emily'.
Presenter asks
Did doing one-woman shows need a lot of courage?
Well, you know, in a funny way it's what I'd been doing all the time, though not in London… it was what I was doing in the war when I was doing the hospitals in isolated units… So it had a lot of practice. And Lauria Lister said, 'Don't you think it's time you tried and did it in London?' And so I first did it, as I remember, at the Lyric Theatre Hammersmith.
Presenter asks
Your satire is very gentle. Has anyone ever complained?
I once had an anonymous letter from a lady when I was living in the Kings Road, Chelsea, and she took me to task for mocking at people who spoke with a Cockney accent. It seemed to me an odd criticism, because what I'm interested is not the Cockney accent, it's the character, it's the individual.
“I'm a rather mixed lot, really. My father's mother was American from Rhode Island. He was born in New York. His father was English from Wiltshire. My mother came from Virginia.”
“I wouldn't want to go through it again, though I enjoyed it enormously, to start with. I met my husband as a result, I suppose, of going to the that kind of dances and parties. And it was great fun in those days. We weren't perhaps so socially conscious as we are now, and I don't mean social social.”
“I used [to go to] the places where you it wasn't worth sending a big company… I entertained I think it was in India some small pox patients in a smallpox tent, and we played just outside. We being of the girl who played the piano for me and me.”
“I have been inspired by real people, but not to imitate the way they sound so much as the way they use the English language. And I have a favourite character. She's the Vice Chancellor of an English University… Her phrases were quite unique. For instance, I did a benefit concert for her up north, and she wanted to give me my expenses. So she said 'My dear Joyce, we have not yet touched on the sordid topic of coin.'”
“To me religion is really a way of life. It's got very little to do with Sunday.”