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Desert Island Discs
Presented by Lauren Laverne
TV presenter and former motorcycle racer; 17 podium finishes at Isle of Man TT, seven speed records, and hosts engineering/adventure programmes.
Eight records
Alabama 3 featuring Aurora Dawn
This song is massive standout because they came and they did a gig in Grimsby… and it was two hours late coming on stage and the place was going wild. And yeah, this was just a standout song.
Because of the last few lines in the song… 1984, George Orwell. I read that book twenty years ago… I just got into reading deep books… and listening to Rage Against Machine, and just the words from the end of that song. I thought, hang on. He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past. I thought, I've heard that before, and I know where I've heard that. I've read it in 1984, yeah. They're just sort of simple words but yet so so meaningful.
I never need to take drugs because I might as well have been taken because of that's… I don't need to get drunk because that song does it all.
'Cause at the time I've always listened to the music, but at the times of racing, doing dangerous things. There was just lines in this song that stood out to me and I thought, Oh yeah, that can sort of I can reason doin' these things. What's it like up there? Does the pain stop when you see the light? You know what I mean? Maybe I'm over-exaggerating these lines, but I can sort of justify. Oh, yeah, if I'm gonna yeah, the fair chance I might not come back. But does the pain stop when you see the light? But this song really just cause I could pick lines out of them, I just thought I could sort of justify what I was doing.
This was the Red Tranny again W17380, right? Driving to Spain, me and Johnny… and Longy… borrowed my dad's van… and we had one of those devices that you could put the tape in that had wires coming out of it that would actually play CDs… We didn't have many CDs, but one of the CDs was Robbie Williams' Escapology. We flogged it to death. Yeah, and me and my monkey, we just thought, that's yeah, such an odd song.
As bigger fan as I am of the Prodigy, I only got to see him live for the first time a few weeks ago. We got me and Sharon got married recently… that was a wedding present. It was Prodigy tickets.
With or Without YouFavourite
My wife, she has a Sharon, um, she's Irish… So we've got a bit of U2 in there, haven't we? She's from Ireland… I bloody cry when you play [it], but I don't… she's mega. She deals with me. She's brilliant.
The keepsakes
The book
Mat Oxley
It's a story about Nazi V2 rocket technology being used for two-stroke motorbike exhaust technology. And this technology was all in East Germany at this point. It's an amazing story about a rider nicking the technology, getting it across the border… and then he just took off in motorbike racing from then on. And I just, yeah, I've read that book loads of times. It just, yeah, I still pick bits and I think that's what a story.
The luxury
The complete back catalogue of Race Engine Technology magazine (145 issues at the time)
I think we're at about one hundred and forty five magazines, race engine technologies. I think that's what number I I I bought the the h the first a hundred back catalogue of race engine technologies and it just blows my mind.
In conversation
Presenter asks
Where do you get your hit of danger these days, day to day?
It's never stopped and I am looking forward to the day when I can get up in the morning and I'm just happy doing not a lot. But I can't see that day coming any time soon. So s just since the racing stops, yeah, be getting on for… sort of at a professional, that was 10 years ago… that's because I got bored… I was riding round the on these motorbike races thinking, what am I going to have for my tea? What's happening at work? And I just thought, right, something needs to happen here if I'm not fully concentrating on what I'm doing I'm going to end up with a wooden top… End up with a coffin lid.
The recording
Timestamps play the recording from that turn
Presenter
Hello, I'm Lauren Laverne and this is the Desert Island Discs podcast from BBC Radio 4. Every week I ask my guests to choose the eight tracks, book and luxury, that they'd want to take with them if they were cast away to a desert island. For rights reasons, the music's shorter than on the original broadcast, but you can find a version with longer music tracks on BBC Sounds. Listeners will also get access to episodes 28 days earlier than everyone else. I hope you enjoy listening.
Presenter
My castaway this week is the T V presenter and former motorcycle racer Guy Martin. On the track, he achieved 17 podium finishes at the Isle of Man TT Races, one of the most prestigious and dangerous motorcycling events in the world. Along the way, he's survived numerous spectacular crashes. He's also set seven speed records, including Fastest on a Wall of Death, In a Soapbox and On a Tractor. On screen, he's the hugely popular host of programmes that bring together his fascination with engineering, history, and his daredevil nature. We've seen him build a replica army tank from scratch, train with the Royal Marines in the Arctic Circle, and learn the skills of trawlermen and firefighters. He's also the author of six hit books about his life and adventures. None of this, however, is his main occupation. He is, he insists, a mechanic first and foremost. He was born and brought up near Grimsby. He's been working with engines since he was 12 and he's never given up the day job despite his success. His next escapade comes second to a busy MOT season. He says, I like a bit of danger. I haven't got a death wish, but it makes things exciting, doesn't it? I guess I'd like to see how close I can come to death without actually dying. Guy Martin, welcome to Desert Island Discs.
Guy Martin
Sounds half interesting, doesn't it? I've been quite busy. No, no, thanks very much for having us. Well, you've popped it in.
Presenter
Well, you've packed it in. We've got a lot to talk about. Guy, you retired from racing quite a while ago now. Where do you get your hit of danger these days, day to day?
Guy Martin
Where do I start? It's never stopped and I am looking forward to the day when I can get up in the morning and I'm just happy doing not a lot. But I can't see that day coming any time soon. So s just since the racing stops, yeah, be getting on for
Guy Martin
Sort of at a professional, that was 10 years ago, that that all stopped. And then that's because I got bored, it wasn't.
Speaker 3
Yeah.
Guy Martin
Interestingly, I was riding round the on these motorbike races.
Guy Martin
Thinking, what am I going to have for my tea? What's happening at work? And I just thought, right, something needs to happen here if I'm not fully concentrating on what I'm doing.
Guy Martin
I'm going to end up. You say you're going to end up with a wooden top. You know what I mean? End up in the bottom. End up with a coffin lid. Yeah, so anyway, I have found things since then.
Speaker 3
Yeah.
Speaker 3
Yeah, so
Guy Martin
To grab me attention. Like what?
Guy Martin
Oh my word, I've been building this motorbike for
Guy Martin
I'm six years into this project. It's an on-brewed thing, and I'm trying to go fast, but really, the eventual goal is to do 300 miles an hour in a standing mile. And I'm six years into this.
Speaker 3
And I'm six years into this.
Guy Martin
Yeah, but it's as much of a science experiment as it is
Guy Martin
A hunt for adrenaline. Anyway.
Presenter
What does it feel like to to go that fast, to be going up two hundred and eighty odd miles an hour?
Guy Martin
I go to a speed event and I have a good run, everything goes well, I do 270, 280 miles an hour. I and I'm not I genuinely do not sleep for two days. There's just the rush is like nothing I have ever experienced before. No matter how extreme the road racing was, does not come up to the knees of mile racing. It is like nothing else.
Presenter
And what about fear? I mean, you know, and it sounds like you were very calm in the eye of the storm when you're actually racing. Is that fair to say? Were you ever frightened?
Presenter
Yeah.
Guy Martin
Yeah, and I think that was the original
Guy Martin
Buzz was the fear.
Guy Martin
And when it's not scaring you, I think we have a problem. Because if you're not scared, then your mind starts to wander and that's when things can go wrong. So what I do now scares the living daylights out of me and that grabs my attention. So as it is, that's what I'm going to keep doing.
Presenter
Um, you once described yourself as good at crashing, which I really liked.
Guy Martin
I'm a fair hand, yeah. I'm a fair hand. I know, yeah, if it's going wrong, get away from the bike and relax, let it happen. And that, yeah, I've got away fairly lightly on the bottom.
Presenter
What do you mean, relax? Like as you're mid-air, essentially, try not to tense up. Is that what you mean? That's just that, just that, just that.
Guy Martin
I've been, yeah, you you the bike chucks you off and you can see the roofs of the vans in the pits. You think, oh.
Guy Martin
This is going to hurt, but just let it happen. Don't fight against it. And then I've got away quite lucky over time, really. I've got lots of nuts and bolts and screws and plates in me, but I'm alright, really. I'm still here.
Presenter
Alright, guys, time to get into your music today. I know you are a huge music fan. What's your first choice?
Guy Martin
This is Alabama Three Bamalam.
Guy Martin
Mate Michael Bill, right? Sponsoring is a bit. It's a legend of a bloke. It's a legend of a bloke. And always.
Speaker 3
Uh
Guy Martin
A man for wise, calm words in awkward situations.
Presenter
Oh, okay.
Guy Martin
So if I've ever had something a bit tricky it always just without getting
Guy Martin
Emotional about anything. Yeah, he's being a great man for wise words. And he got me to my first Alabama 3 gig. This song is massive standout because they came and they did a gig in Grimsby. Yeah, and it was two hours late coming on stage and the place was going wild. And yeah, this was just a standout song.
Speaker 3
The baby!
Speaker 3
Illegitimate baby, yeah Born a long time ago To my mama that they called back Betty
Speaker 1
Yeah.
Speaker 3
Yeah.
Speaker 1
Bamba Lap, no pain name me The devil tried to call me crazy Could you stood a chance standing in my shoes Working me from the start, sound working in the mind Bamba lab, most painful
Speaker 1
Going to check
Presenter
Would you not be a
Presenter
Alabama 3 featuring Aurora Dawn with Bam Balam Here Comes Daddy.
Presenter
So Guy Martin, let's go back to the beginning for you, shall we? You were born in Grimsby, nineteen eighty one, and you grew up in the nearby village of Kirmington. You're the second of four. And I know that you credit your mum and dad, Rita and Ian, with teaching you your work ethic. How did they do it?
Guy Martin
Well that's all we ever knew as kids. I've got an older sister, younger brother, younger sister, and that's all we ever knew, right? Didn't see that much of dad. It was great dad, but just work. Work, work, work. Get home from work at seven or eight o'clock. He'd fall asleep watching the news with his newspaper on him, eating his tea. And my mum was only the same. She brought the kids up and while we was all at school she would go out picking tates and then back home and make a tea and then when we was all at school and we'd all grown up a bit she went off and trained to become a nurse. You know what I mean? It was the big thing.
Speaker 3
Yeah.
Guy Martin
No, she had an interesting upbringing. She had four brothers, um, a dad, Walter, Walter Kiddhols. He was Latvian, um, came over to England on the way to Canada after the Second World War. He was in I mean it sounds bad when I say he was in the Waffen SS.
Presenter
Mm-hmm.
Guy Martin
Um
Presenter
He was conscripted, right?
Guy Martin
Yeah, conscription. Any Latvian conscripts was automatically assumed as WAF and SS, and that's what he was. So, yeah, so after the.
Presenter
And you la
Presenter
Then that's
Guy Martin
After the Second World War he was on his way to
Guy Martin
Canada, I think, and then stopped in Hull on the way there, and then met Migran.
Guy Martin
Lil. Yeah, and then that's where it all started from there.
Presenter
So sh you said your mum had a quite an unusual upbringing, so quite kind of no nonsense, quite tough from what I've heard, what I've read?
Guy Martin
Yeah, just I mean, there's this one she used to tell me when she was a kid, she
Guy Martin
Pet rabbits, you know what I mean? Because Walter loved, he had sheep and a lot of pets, all for, as it turns out, for eating. My mum had a pet rabbit, and she gets home from school and says, I couldn't find my rabbit, where's my rabbit? Her dad said, You're eating it. And that's sort of. Okay. And that's sort of how she was brought up. And then we've all.
Guy Martin
Yeah, she she's good person but like no emotion. This I s it sounds bad but no
Guy Martin
hugs when we was kids, yeah. W I think in later life we've probably all struggled a bit.
Presenter
Mm-hmm.
Guy Martin
We're all a bit different.
Presenter
That kind of physical kind of touch, and that didn't, you didn't learn the language of that as a little kid, you mean? No, yeah. No, we never did.
Guy Martin
No. Yeah. No, we never did. Like now I've got a daughter and I think I try and learn from Bill Words, not
Guy Martin
But then I look back like she was a she used to get a spaghetti measure and a wooden spoon and tanner back sides. You know what I mean? And that was great. That put discipline, and that's frowned upon now, isn't it? And I think.
Guy Martin
Yeah, I th
Guy Martin
But I don't want that for daughter I don't want that for my daughter. I just think maybe not stern words, just words should police her, not wooden spoons.
Presenter
Yeah, so you're having the conversation instead of sh
Guy Martin
Yeah, my daughter, she's eight year old, so she's not quite
Guy Martin
Yeah, she's cheeky, she definitely takes after me.
Guy Martin
I could get dead. You know what I it's yeah, because she was you know, I mean, my mums, she was a great mother, she was a great but but you're strict. Don't mess with her, don't mess with her.
Speaker 1
Yeah, the e
Guy Martin
Uh
Presenter
And what kind of dad are you then? How would you describe your parent and style?
Guy Martin
I struggle. I struggle. It don't come naturally. I look at mates of mine with kids and they're loving, they're great, and I really have to try.
Guy Martin
And I really like to kiss Dot and just to give her a cuddle, but it does not come natural to me. And I really have to try, and I do try. I really do try. Yeah, I just.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
Let's have some more music, Guy Martin. Your second choice today. What have you gone for?
Guy Martin
Testify Rage Against the Machine Because of
Guy Martin
The last few lines in the song, right
Speaker 3
Uh
Guy Martin
1984, George Orwell. I read that book twenty years ago, right? And I'm not I'm not a
Speaker 3
But I'm not.
Guy Martin
Much of an academic type at all, really.
Guy Martin
But I don't know why. I just got into reading deep books and I just
Guy Martin
I spent a lot of time in tractors, spent a lot of time driving, and listening to Rage Against Machine, and just the words from the end of that song. I thought, hang on.
Guy Martin
I know those words. He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past.
Guy Martin
I thought, I've heard that before, and I know where I've heard that. I've read it in.
Guy Martin
1984, yeah. They're they're just sort of simple words but yet so so meaningful.
Presenter
Rage against the machine and testify. So Guy Martin, we've heard about your mum. Tell us a bit more about your dad, Ian. He was a motorbike racer himself when you were growing up.
Presenter
What kind of competitions did he take part in?
Guy Martin
What kind of game?
Guy Martin
My dad, what a boy. Ian Martin, yeah. Um, yeah, he raced.
Guy Martin
and we'd go and live out of a caravan for a weekend. He knew that there was compromises to family life when you race motorbikes. So that's why he never
Presenter
So that's
Guy Martin
encouraged me as a kid to go and race motorbikes.
Presenter
Ah, he thought it would take too much away from the rest of your life.
Guy Martin
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just once you get addicted to it, that's it. And then'cause he loved it and he'd go and race British Championship and then he'd go and do the he'd be away for two weeks and go and race the TT.
Presenter
I don't know.
Guy Martin
And then you're
Presenter
Was he successful? He must have been quite successful. He was alright. Yeah, he was alright.
Guy Martin
Yeah, he got on all right. Always uh the older he got, the faster he was.
Guy Martin
Oh, I when he's looking back, you mean?
Presenter
What is the
Presenter
Yeah.
Guy Martin
Yeah.
Guy Martin
Yeah, the addiction.
Guy Martin
of mower bikes.
Presenter
And he was what was called a privateer, your dad. What's a privateer? Yeah, you just.
Guy Martin
owned his own motor bike, put it in the back of his van and went and raced. Didn't ride for a team.
Guy Martin
Just did his own thing, funded it himself. He had a few mates that helped him, few mates that would go with him. And that's all I grew up hearing the stories.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
Yeah. So he worked as a mechanic, your dad, on lorries, you know, like you do. You went to work with him quite often when you were little, I think.
Guy Martin
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Presenter
What did you learn from him?
Guy Martin
I've been doing it this way for forty years. That's the way it's done. But I learned some off my dad. I learned some off my dad. Just very meticulous in the way that he does things.
Guy Martin
Very much stuck in his ways, but he was, yeah, I just as a kid, when he was building his motorbikes, he'd let me sit on his bench in the shed while he was building his motorbikes. I wasn't allowed to say anything, I could sit on the sh just watch him. Yeah, just, yeah, fascinated by how things work, what's going on. And then that sort of uh evolved to going to work with him.
Presenter
Yeah.
Guy Martin
Yeah.
Presenter
So yeah, what were the first engines that that caught your eye when that started to happen? Because it was such an early interest for you.
Presenter
I know I stayed younger, stayed.
Guy Martin
Uh
Presenter
Uh
Guy Martin
My word, I'd been about seven-year-old, started building lawnmower engines. And then folks from around the village give me their old
Speaker 3
And the
Guy Martin
Nacadlorma was to rebuild. I just fascinated by taking them to bits and getting them running. And then I I got into this obsession with trying to blow them up. I used to
Presenter
Uh
Guy Martin
So she couldn't figure out how to do it.
Presenter
So if you couldn't fix it, you would blow it up, would you?
Guy Martin
Oh, and I used to fix it, get it running, get it running, and then try and take bits out of the engine until I get it to blow up. Lightning bits and polishing bits, and just, oh, I love destruction. Just, yeah, oh, I just love blowing stuff up. Yeah, pushing stuff to the limit. That's where it all started from. So it started with X.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
So it started with exploding lawnmowers, did it?
Presenter
And what about you and your dad's relationship? You know, you talked about your mum and are your dad mum and dad both obviously very supportive.
Guy Martin
I don't know if supportive would be
Guy Martin
But just
Guy Martin
It wouldn't be I'm always for doing the hardest, most impossible thing that I'm never going to achieve, but I love that. And like when I first went from racing club motorbikes to racing at the British Championship, he was like, he was like, why would you do that? You're never going to do it. Why would you do that? And I just, that's all I wanted to do.
Presenter
Yeah.
Guy Martin
Something that was outside of my comfort zone. Let's get stuck in and see how it goes.
Presenter
Oh, right, and he's the man from, as you described, like routine. I've been doing it this way for 40 years. So, just different personalities. So did you clash?
Guy Martin
Loads of times. Just an example.
Presenter
So next up.
Guy Martin
I'd have been working for him. I used to work school all days and Friday nights from being sort of twelve year old at his work, where he worked and then I when he s he set up his own business and then I went to work for him then. And I must have been a right smart mouth on me when I was a kid, right?
Guy Martin
He I'd lost his adjustable spanner. He said, I've had that for thirty years, this adjustable spanner I said, Well, it's about time you got a new one then Ar anyway, I got a thick ear for that Rightly so rightly
Presenter
Anyway, I got a sick ear for that. Rightly so. Rightly so.
Presenter
So, guy, you got your first bike for Christmas, I think. What was it?
Guy Martin
It was a I'd have been
Guy Martin
Five years of age, my sister had a been seven, and we got a Yamaha Ty eighty straightway first time out on it, scratched it in the rose garden. Didn't pull me off, did it?
Guy Martin
Honestly, straighten the rose cap.
Presenter
That set the tone for a lot that was to come.
Guy Martin
Mate, yeah, get used to it. It all starts here. A lot of crashing, mate. Lot of crashing.
Presenter
Guy Martin, I think we should have some more music. It's your third choice today. Tell us what we're going to hear next and why you're taking it to your island.
Guy Martin
Yeah, the streets. We've got other streets here now, haven't we?
Presenter
This is club music to me. Have you ever been a big clubber?
Guy Martin
Oh, I'm not. And I've been in sort of rock and roll situations.
Guy Martin
Where going out and getting trolley, or maybe taking drugs, was sort of the normal thing, and I've never done that.
Guy Martin
I think we went out one night on a filming job in Brixham.
Guy Martin
I think that was the one that I had four pints that night, and that's the most rock and roll I've ever been. But I've I've never taken drugs.
Speaker 1
Alexander.
Guy Martin
I've never.
Guy Martin
Yeah, I'm I'm not a dr I'm not a drinker. I'm not I'm not teetop but I d I'm not a'cause I just can't be doing with a thick head in the morning.
Presenter
So, what is this music? This is, I mean, the track you've gone for is really hedonistic. It's about that kind of lifestyle, isn't it? Well, I think.
Guy Martin
For me, that song is so descriptive.
Guy Martin
I never need to take drugs because I might as well have I might as well have been taken because of that's
Presenter
You can just listen to this instead.
Guy Martin
Tastes like airspray. All of those lines out of that song.
Guy Martin
Yeah, I don't yeah, so I don't need to take drunks. I don't need to get drunk because that song does it all.
Speaker 3
He's look well speckly, bit green and blue Freeze's well cheap though, so I'll take three if I need to Right, I'm in a plan, I wish the bounces and go away Borrow water off this man, here goes nothing okay
Speaker 3
And I'm thinking
Presenter
Light so blind in my eye.
Speaker 3
Oh that's proper rain, that tastes like hairspray And I'm thinking
Presenter
Uh
Guy Martin
Uh
Speaker 3
Then walking off into the night.
Presenter
The streets and blinded by the lights. So Guy Martin, I want to hear about your school days. We've heard about you as a little lad, a daredevil from a very young age, looking for a buzz. Luckily you had a primary school that sounds like it could accommodate that,'cause it was quite unusual, the school that you went to, wasn't it?
Guy Martin
Bur Akam, the headmaster.
Guy Martin
Norma Akham is wife, she was
Guy Martin
head of the infants and then Bert was head of the juniors and we was all in that was in two separate classes throughout the whole school, eighteen kids in the whole school.
Guy Martin
Mad sports days. Slow bike and fast push bike races. Right. He used to have a putting green at the back of school. That was we used to go and keep the putting green for him. Mother grass.
Presenter
Just
Guy Martin
Uh
Presenter
Is this at in school hours?
Guy Martin
This was in school out, was ya?
Presenter
So this is the curriculum. What else was on the curriculum?
Guy Martin
What else was on?
Guy Martin
I don't know how I'm going to put this. Ari was always an interesting topic for me, but I never just too many questions.
Guy Martin
How does that work?
Guy Martin
Eating the fire thing. Yeah, how does that work? I was just always asking questions, and I thought, well, how does that work?
Guy Martin
Yeah, interesting curriculum, but great. Maybe not the best preparation.
Guy Martin
to go to a a secondary school with four hundred kids in it.
Presenter
What was that like, that adjustment for you?
Guy Martin
More.
Guy Martin
Having to be in the right gang to have to wear
Guy Martin
The right trainers with the right jumper to be in that gang. And I was just to me, it was just, wow, my word, just how does this work? Right. It was just green. Yeah, it was just awkward. Bit of bullying, which you'd sort of expect. And what kind of bu
Presenter
What kinda bullion?
Guy Martin
Just fighting, punching, fighting, spitting, getting called names. And then I just there was a big line.
Guy Martin
Soon as I learnt to throw a punch, oh and it was quite and I'm not a fight now, but if it has to happen, it happens, and I'll fight.
Guy Martin
But he just changed.
Guy Martin
people instantly in the way that they look at you.
Presenter
Well how old did you get on academically at school?
Guy Martin
I think I remember got four or five GCS easy enough to do.
Guy Martin
And for some reason I thought, Oh, I'm gonna go into college and become an engineer. So, yeah, left school, started an engineering course at college. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be an engineer. And I think I got one term in and thought this is not for me.
Presenter
Why not? Why wasn't it?
Guy Martin
All theory writing down. It just didn't. I'm a practical person.
Guy Martin
I just stru I'd really str I really struggle, I really struggle. And I think I had that mindset about me then that look winch.
Guy Martin
do something about it. So, yeah, ended up
Guy Martin
Going to a truck dealer down the road, John Ebb, and then did my apprenticeship there. So how did that?
Presenter
How did that go? Did you enjoy it?
Guy Martin
I am amazing. What I loved is
Presenter
What?
Guy Martin
They gave me enough rope to hang myself so many times in fixing things. And I d I d I just loved it and I did it.
Presenter
I heard, Guy, that you developed an incredible recall for vehicle registrations while you were there. Is that true?
Guy Martin
That's always been the case, yeah. Transit vans.
Guy Martin
Truck Regis M303GRH, first transit man I took to Spain, W173 JDO, me and my dad's new type second transit, yeah.
Presenter
Now around this time guy you met a truck driver called Baz Kirk and I know that he inadvertently changed your life. What
Guy Martin
Happened.
Guy Martin
My mum would tell yer.
Guy Martin
I went a boy and came back a man. And that was going Baz Kirk, he'd come into my dad's, he'd worked for a truck firm, he was one of the drivers, and he said, Oh, looking for someone to give me um a bit of a hand at the Manx Grand Prix, which is the amateur version of the T T.
Speaker 3
Okay.
Guy Martin
He says how do you fancy it, and there's me, I'd have been.
Guy Martin
Sixteen. Yeah, before I left school.
Guy Martin
What do you call and Spanner for is it, they?
Guy Martin
Manx Grand Prix
Guy Martin
And there I went.
Guy Martin
Went in that van.
Guy Martin
A boy?
Presenter
Then came back a man.
Guy Martin
Yeah.
Presenter
What happened in the interim? Tell me about it.
Guy Martin
ten pints a Guinness most nights for
Guy Martin
Yeah, and just working on motorbikes and just dealing with men. Dealing with men that race motorbikes.
Presenter
Let's have some more music, Guy Martin. Your fourth choice today. What is it?
Guy Martin
My mate Patty always liked
Guy Martin
A few years older than me, oh, he's mad for his music. Oh, get a listen to this, get a listen to this.
Guy Martin
I'll sob in his van. I'd a soap in his van.
Presenter
One of the big speakers, this is.
Guy Martin
Yeah, the band, the music.
Guy Martin
'Cause at the time I've always listened to the the music, but at the times
Guy Martin
of racing, doing dangerous things. There was just lines in this song that stood out to me and I thought, Oh yeah, that can sort of I can reason.
Guy Martin
Doin' these things. What's it like up there?
Guy Martin
Does the pain stop when you see the light? You know what I mean? Maybe I'm over-exaggerating these lines, but I can sort of justify. Oh, yeah, if I'm gonna yeah, the fair chance I might not come back. But does the pain stop when you see the light? But this song really just cause I could pick lines out of them, I just thought I could sort of justify what I was doing.
Speaker 3
Watch it like a man.
Speaker 3
Do you worry anymore? How do you feel?
Speaker 1
Look there.
Speaker 1
So much left to stay. If I tell you those right now, it would never be the same.
Guy Martin
Wait.
Speaker 1
Do I am buying?
Presenter
The Music and Getaway.
Presenter
Guy Martin, your first race meeting was at Cadwell Park in Lincolnshire. You were nineteen. Were you confident?
Guy Martin
Oh no.
Presenter
I got it.
Guy Martin
a nineteen ninety seven Honda CBR six hundred. I'd only ever rode like me'd rode my dad's classic BSA and my AR fifty moped before then, you know what I mean? It wasn't that fast. It was fast for a moped, it was eighty mile an hour, but to get to go from that to a a C B R six hundred
Speaker 1
By the way
Guy Martin
Really fast, you know, maybe a hundred and sixty miles an hour.
Speaker 1
Really fine.
Guy Martin
Anyway, the first race didn't last long. I think I got about four corners in.
Guy Martin
Took about four boys down and had a massive crash.
Presenter
Oh gosh.
Guy Martin
A massive crash, yeah. I got up but I'd absolutely destroyed the motorbike.
Presenter
No.
Guy Martin
It's your s you'd think
Guy Martin
It would bring home to me, Guy, what are you doing?
Presenter
Yeah.
Guy Martin
But I just it was just an obsession that I
Presenter
So you never thought about giving up?
Guy Martin
Never thought about giving up.
Presenter
And even the
Guy Martin
And even though my mum and dad was like, Guy, I think this may be in for you. This ain't for you. I just I would do whatever. And that first year I ended up crashing fourteen times in that first year. I'll never forget that. I just kept crashing.
Presenter
We didn't see you.
Speaker 1
Uh
Guy Martin
'Cause I wasn't very good and I didn't know. But I wasn't scared. I wasn't scared. Just kept crashing.
Presenter
I just loved it, obsessed. And by two thousand two um you had got your racing license, but you ended up having it suspended. Why?
Guy Martin
At that point
Guy Martin
I went did British Championship.
Guy Martin
I got
Guy Martin
Half alright, really. I was getting in the top ten. And the second year came, and I made a bit more preparation, and I've got a couple of podiums.
Guy Martin
And then after one of the podiums, I ended up getting a penalty for running across a chicane, right? And the clerk of the course at the time
Guy Martin
Called me in for a telling off and told me he was going to give me a 10-second penalty. He was going to take the podium off me because I'd ran across a chicane, which I had, and I hadn't read.
Guy Martin
The rules that if you cut the circuit and you just gain time, then you would get a 10-second penalty. But actually, I've lost time, and I was really stubborn about this. I'd actually lost time.
Presenter
So by going across the Chicane you'd actually like ended up further back than you would have been. So it wasn't like you were trying to get ahead of someone. It was just right, okay.
Guy Martin
Exactly that. And I was dead.
Presenter
Got that.
Guy Martin
I was adamant. I had lost time, right? And the clerk of the course would not listen to me one bit.
Guy Martin
I at the time I thought he was being smarmy, so.
Guy Martin
Obviously my time at school, I want shy of a fight. So I slammed his laptop on his hands and told him, um
Guy Martin
I told him what I thought of him.
Guy Martin
So that got me banned from that championship. So I thought, oh, that dummer, I'm gonna go.
Guy Martin
Race to Scarborough where my dad's
Guy Martin
Career finished, I thought, right, I'm gonna go road racing. And I did all right. And then a bloke from an Irish magazine, there was a famous Irish magazine called Irish.
Guy Martin
Road race in Ireland it was called and the
Guy Martin
Editor was a bloke called Leslie Muir and he s he saw me race at Scarborough and he says, Oh right, he said there's a race going on in Ireland next weekend, you can come across and do that if you want.
Presenter
If you want.
Guy Martin
I thought, oh yeah, I'll have a go at that, huh?
Presenter
So you're self-funding, you're building the bike yourself, you're fixing everything that needs to be fixed, and training, and everything else.
Guy Martin
Rather than having to work jobs outside of my normal job to be able to earn money, I'd spend a lot of time in
Presenter
Not
Speaker 1
Uh
Guy Martin
Trucks driving on the docks we didn't need a licence for, just to be able to so I could work a night shift to earn enough money to pay the tyre bill for the forthcoming season. But Ireland was different. Went to Ireland, raced at Scarborough, earned a few quid, went to Ireland, right? Me
Guy Martin
W173 JDO, Red Transit and Me
Guy Martin
Me mate Jim Andrews and me brother Stew went in a van.
Guy Martin
And went and raced in Ireland. We got there to with the pits and we just said to these lads, Where's the track? Like we're on this bit of road outside this field. Where's the track? and they'd look at you and say, You're on it.
Guy Martin
That's like a goat track.
Guy Martin
You're on it, and they was not joking.
Guy Martin
Anyway, won a couple of races and come back with like fifteen hundred quid. I thought, Oh my word, this is the future I've seen the future. I've seen the future. Anyway, after then, this would have been fairly early on in the year. After then they said no, because of the
Guy Martin
laptop incidents, maybe the month before, they said, we can't have that. We're going to take your racing license off you. So I didn't race anymore that year. But that gave me time to plan what I'm going to do for the year after. So
Presenter
So you had it in your sights. I think we should have some more music on that note, Guy, Martin. What's it going to be next?
Guy Martin
Yeah.
Guy Martin
Yeah, This Is Me and My Monkey by Robbie Williams.
Guy Martin
This was the Red Tranny again W17380, right?
Guy Martin
Driving to Spain, me and Johnny, the lad I used to work with, my best mate, and Longy, another lad we used to work with.
Guy Martin
Borrowed my dad's van, drove down to Spain with the motorbikes in the back for a bit of an adventure.
Guy Martin
And we had one of those devices. It only had a tape player in the van, but we had one of those devices that you could put the tape in that had wires coming out of it that would actually play C D's. Oh, yeah, so you remember like.
Presenter
Uh
Speaker 1
Uh
Presenter
Oh yeah, so you remember like a fake tape where you would post the tape thing in and it had a wire coming out of it and you could plug it into a C D player. I do.
Guy Martin
You've got it. We didn't have many C D's, but one of the C D's was Robbie Williams' Escapology. We flogged it to death. Yeah, and me and my monkey, we just thought, that's yeah, such an odd song.
Speaker 1
Yeah.
Speaker 1
Yeah.
Speaker 1
Watch me and my monkey
Speaker 1
Him with his dongareza roll
Guy Martin
Smoking filthy tips reclining in the passengers seem to my supercharged jet black
Speaker 1
Uh Yeah.
Guy Martin
Yeah.
Speaker 1
Uh
Guy Martin
We have a
Guy Martin
Soft out down
Guy Martin
He liked the wind in his face. He said, son, you have a
Speaker 1
Been a Vegas I said no he said that's where we're gonna go you need a
Presenter
Uh
Speaker 1
Change your pace.
Presenter
Robbie Williams and Me and My Monkey.
Presenter
Guy Martin, during your time racing in Ireland, you've admitted that you were taking too many risks. Why was that?
Guy Martin
Lost a lot of mates, a lot of competitors, a lot of pain. And you you just learnt to
Guy Martin
I don't even think you learn to deal with it, you just learn to ignore it.
Presenter
Is that good for you, do you think? Pushing through? I mean, you know, when there are fatalities on the track, it's a a huge thing to.
Presenter
Ignore.
Guy Martin
That's what you did and it was
Guy Martin
Short of the unwritten rule.
Guy Martin
Remember that?
Speaker 1
But yeah.
Guy Martin
Tommy Clucas got killed, he got killed, um, went to his funeral, right? And I thought, Oh my god, this isn't healthy, this, going to fellow racists' funerals, I best not do that again.
Presenter
But
Guy Martin
So that's the last.
Guy Martin
Racist funeral that I went to, yeah.
Presenter
Right.
Presenter
Even even people you knew, even friends, wow.
Guy Martin
Well, like my best mate in racing, Martin Finnegan, yeah, I was at his wedding.
Guy Martin
Six months before he got killed. Yeah, didn't go to his funeral. I was my best mate in racing, didn't go to his funeral.'Cause you're just in it.
Guy Martin
Don't question the madness.
Presenter
Was there a point that you thought this is not healthy, this is not a healthy response to?
Presenter
people that you know and care about dying doing the thing that you're doing.
Guy Martin
No, it didn't, and I still don't.
Guy Martin
Because no one is making anyone do anything.
Guy Martin
We all know when
Guy Martin
Man, the buzz, you cannot money cannot buy that.
Speaker 3
Uh
Guy Martin
Uh
Presenter
Mm.
Guy Martin
And we all know the price to pay for that sometimes.
Guy Martin
is not coming back.
Guy Martin
does not do your head any favors, go into funerals. So they stopped that. They just carried on. And and to be honest that was the but that was the only way to deal with it.
Presenter
But I
Presenter
It's interesting though. I know that you have benefited from thinking about your attitude and the way that you thought around that time though. You got very into The Chimp Paradox by the psychiatrist Steve Peters and started to look at the way that you were thinking and the way that you were behaving. What did you learn? What did you take away from the book?
Guy Martin
I do stupid things on impulse sometimes.
Guy Martin
And it's it's made me understand why I do these things. The only way I could deal with doing these stupid things was this mad part of my brain.
Speaker 3
Uh
Guy Martin
is ran by a monkey.
Guy Martin
Call Brian.
Presenter
So this is the essence of the chimp paradox, that we all have an inner chimp, and you know, you read the book and you're supposed to name yours, and you've named yours Brian. Brian.
Guy Martin
I know what it looks like.
Presenter
What does he look like?
Guy Martin
Aww, you know the film Sexy Beast.
Presenter
Yeah.
Guy Martin
Ben Kingsley, sexy beast, right? But imagine Ben Kingsley.
Guy Martin
As a chimp.
Guy Martin
Right, that is my chimp. Right, and that's how he talks to me, pointing at me and telling me exactly how things are going to be done.
Presenter
Bent Kingsley is scary in that film.
Guy Martin
Yes, C is, right, and that's how Brian is. Do not mess with Brian. But now I I now know how to deal with Brian, and you have to put him in his box and I've I know exactly how to deal with Brian, and so does my wife, Sharon. She knows ah, that's not a guy, that's Brian.
Presenter
Uh
Speaker 3
Yeah.
Presenter
Uh
Speaker 3
Uh
Presenter
Uh
Speaker 3
Over the
Guy Martin
Right, so we know how to deal with him now.
Presenter
How'd you put him in his box?
Guy Martin
Go and sit on my push bike for a couple of weeks and pedal to Mexico, down the Continental Divide, or pedaling through Arizona to Utah, through the Grand Canyon. The only way to deal with the chimp is to sit on a push bike and suffer for a couple of weeks at a time. So this is the only way, and we're at this point now, really.
Guy Martin
Sharon Saint
Guy Martin
You need to get out on your bike. Like, I do bike, whether it's to work, but I'm on the bike.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
But you need a big mission to do a proper big uh challenge.
Guy Martin
You need to do that.
Guy Martin
Miserable mission. Just go and sit and only push bike, go suffer for a couple of weeks, sleep in a ditch. It used to be every couple of years we had to do this just to keep Brian
Presenter
Then you come to the ditch.
Guy Martin
In check, what he saw turned out to be an annual occurrence over the past four years.
Guy Martin
But it just that keeps everything
Guy Martin
Sweet.
Presenter
Guy Martin, let's go to the music. It's your sixth choice today. What's next?
Guy Martin
Johnny Cash hurt.
Guy Martin
Just for that reason really. Hurts. Oh, yeah.
Presenter
How are you with pain? Physical pain. You seem to have an unusually high tolerance for it.
Guy Martin
You could say it's a tolerance for or it's I enjoy it. Whether it's
Guy Martin
getting over broken bones or
Guy Martin
peddling for days at a time.
Presenter
What feels good about it?
Presenter
Yeah, I don't know.
Guy Martin
No. To be honest I don't think I want to know. I don't want to know. I just puts the chimp in his box. The pain keeps him quiet. Because if Brian's not quiet and maybe not the best person to be around, he needs the pain, he needs to suffer.
Speaker 1
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1
I hurt myself today.
Speaker 1
To see if I still feel
Speaker 1
I focus on the pain.
Speaker 1
The only thing that's real.
Speaker 1
The needle tears a hole
Speaker 1
The old familiar sting
Presenter
Johnny Cash and Hurt. So, Guy Martin, in 2004 you made your debut at the Isle of Man Tourist Trophy event. You received the Newcomers Trophy that year. How did it feel?
Guy Martin
I would have died for it. I loved it so much. I put so much effort in. Yeah, it was it was just an amazing experience. Just at the pinnacle of road racing, it was.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
And does it ever rankle that you never managed to pick up the winner's trophy there?
Guy Martin
I packed in racing ten year ago and I thought, right, give that a couple of years, I will regret not winning a T T. I should have put more effort in, I should have kept going, but not one bit of me regrets not winning a T T.
Presenter
That's interesting.
Guy Martin
N nothing nothing, nothing. It was great, but it made me realize it was all about the journey of getting the most out of the bike.
Guy Martin
It wasn't about winning. But it took for me to stop real for me to realise it wasn't about the winning.
Presenter
For me to realize
Presenter
So, Guy Martin, in twenty fifteen you retired from race, and it was after a bad crash that you'd had at the Ulster Grand Prix. After so many others, why was that the crash that changed things for you?
Guy Martin
Think did I break eight vertebrae, broke my hand, broke my ankle, punctured a lung, a lot of damage. I'm laid in hospital, having discovered my love for endurance mountain bike racing and thinking there's more to life than racing motor bikes, right?
Guy Martin
If I wasn't fully committed to doing it, I shouldn't really be doing it because something like this would happen. And that crash didn't happen through lack of concentration. That crash happened.
Speaker 1
Uh
Presenter
Yeah.
Speaker 1
That's it.
Guy Martin
through trying to win, and I was leading at the time.
Guy Martin
And you don't mind crashing if it's for a a win, but crashing through a lack of
Guy Martin
Concentration. I'd have a job.
Guy Martin
Living with that, or would it would that be what finished me off? So I thought, I can't deal with that really. I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm gonna pack in and I'm gonna go do these daft pushbike rides.
Presenter
So you'd switched to a new you found a new obsession, something to grab your attention. But you'd also been making T V programmes for a few years by that point. You started in twenty eleven.
Presenter
How do you feel about the job? How does presenting compare to all of these other kind of incredibly engrossing pastimes that we've been talking about?
Guy Martin
I'm uh well, uh I'm not a a presenter because I can't talk to a camera. They've tried to get me to talk to a camera through mirrors because I can't talk to this
Presenter
Oh, so the sh film you in a mirror will look like a
Guy Martin
I talk to someone.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
And then
Guy Martin
And I talk to the the director, but they arrange the camera lens in such a way that it looks like I'm talking to the camera.
Presenter
Because it was just too weird to talk down the lens, was it?
Guy Martin
I can't do it. It's quite a s I can't do I just can't do it because there's nothing there. I just can't I've not I'm not I'm not a presenter, I can't do it. And they say, Oh, well that doesn't really work. So they could get me to talk to a camera but they said it didn't really work the same. So we just stuck to doing it.
Guy Martin
The same way for the past 17 years. And do you enjoy it?
Guy Martin
I I love it.
Guy Martin
It's amazing, but it's the attention that it brings.
Presenter
Is that difficult?
Guy Martin
A struggle, yeah.
Presenter
Hmm.
Guy Martin
I struggle. I've always struggled.
Presenter
What's difficult about it? People knowing who you are?
Presenter
Approaching you talking to?
Guy Martin
I'm just a bit of a loner in ways.
Guy Martin
And
Guy Martin
We'd just go out and just have anyone would just come and sit and talk to us and I can talk until the cows come on, but I just sometimes it's a bit
Guy Martin
Intrusive I'm out for Sunday dinner.
Guy Martin
And then someone has come and over to the oh yeah, I was w I'd say your programme's great and oh thanks very much, thanks very much, but it is just a bit much sometimes and I do really struggle with that.
Presenter
Guy, it's time for disc number seven. What's next?
Guy Martin
We couldn't.
Guy Martin
Miss.
Guy Martin
The Prodigy
Guy Martin
As bigger fan as I am of the Prodigy, I only got to see him live for the first time a few weeks ago. We got me and Sharon got married recently. We've been together for years, but we got married recently, um and that was a wedding present. It was Prodigy tickets. We got some special tickets and we got backstage and I met yeah, I met Liam.
Guy Martin
Yeah, and he was just quizzing me about some of my own stuff. I'm like, what do you know about me? And he knew about
Guy Martin
Keith,'cause I ended up with a sort of Keith ended up with my bike and I ended up with his bike.
Presenter
Oh right, okay. I didn't know he was into his bikes as well.
Guy Martin
There's a long
Guy Martin
My first
Presenter
I'm not surprised, obvious.
Guy Martin
He was as much into horses as he was into motorbikes. But my first ever motorbike race was Keys Flint's first ever motorbike race. No way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, sort of legend. Yeah, so The Day is My Enemy is from the album The Day Is My Enemy.
Presenter
Boom
Speaker 1
Uh
Presenter
Your web
Speaker 3
Yeah.
Presenter
Uh
Speaker 3
Yeah.
Speaker 1
I hear ya.
Speaker 3
The day is my enemy
Presenter
The prodigy the day is my enemy.
Presenter
So Guy Martin. In 2013 you found out that you're neurodivergent. What did it mean to you? How did you feel about the diagnosis?
Guy Martin
I don't see it as a problem. I think whether it's the lads I work with or my wife, it just makes them understand a bit better. But I'd just say, if anything, gives me, I don't know if I say honesty to Retz. I'm just straight to the point. I'm black and white, and then it maybe upsets a few people, but it yeah, it I think it helps, it helps me, helps me deal with situations better, that I'm just straight to the point everyone knows where to stand. That it makes me and we're all different. We're all different, so I wouldn't.
Speaker 1
Uh
Speaker 1
I'm b
Speaker 1
Yeah.
Speaker 3
Hmm.
Guy Martin
I think it's a benefit.
Presenter
When are you happiest?
Guy Martin
Maybe changed over time. I've grown up.
Guy Martin
Go out, me, Shaza and Dot, just Sunday dinner. Just go out and have a Sunday, just go Sunday dinner somewhere. With your family. Yeah, with my family. I can imagine Sharon wouldn't expect me to say that. She'd say when you're in your shed. I don't think it is. I love just sitting and going a Sunday dinner somewhere. Always trying new places. Just sitting on a Sunday dinner and watch the world.
Presenter
So I think
Presenter
You look quite emotional.
Guy Martin
Yeah.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
Yeah.
Guy Martin
Yeah.
Guy Martin
Yeah, love, family. Just I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm not I'm happy. I don't need I'm just happy. I've got my wife, got me daw, got me dogs.
Presenter
I'm not sure.
Guy Martin
I'm happy, I'm happy.
Presenter
Well, I'm very sorry to say we're going to be casting you away from all that,'cause we're sending you off to your desert island.
Presenter
How will you get on on your own? You do love your time in the shed, so I think actually, like you said, you are a bit of a lone wolf. That that bit might be okay for you.
Guy Martin
You know the saying, It'll sit and end, don't you?
Guy Martin
Well that's what I'd be. I think I'd be alright for a fortnight.
Presenter
Got it?
Guy Martin
Then I'd just be looking.
Guy Martin
and little Brian'll be screaming his head off inside my head.
Guy Martin
Yeah.
Presenter
There's land over there.
Guy Martin
Okay.
Presenter
Crooking.
Guy Martin
I'd be like an ill sitting en.
Presenter
What does it mean?
Guy Martin
You know what that means, an ill sitting in.
Presenter
No?
Guy Martin
A hen that's ill-sitting, that's sat on her eggs, and she keeps sitting about and jiggling about, getting her eggs warm. It's an ill-sitting, an ill-sitting.
Presenter
It's an ill sitting.
Presenter
You know, this is a new one, but I'm a I'm a city girl, I'm like northern, but I'm, you know, I'm Sundland, I'm like, I'm a towny.
Guy Martin
After all.
Guy Martin
That's my that's definitely one of my mums, but it's not I've heard other people say, Oh, you're jiffling about like an ill-sitting egg.
Presenter
Any of that you say it makes perfect sense, but I was just checking.
Guy Martin
Anyway, yeah, I'd be like an ill city n.
Presenter
All right, one more disc before we cast you away, Guy Martin. Your last choice. What is it to do?
Guy Martin
My wife, she has a Sharon, um, she's Irish.
Guy Martin
So we've we've got a bit of U2 in there, haven't we? She's from Ireland.
Guy Martin
Um
Presenter
Didn't you play this one at your wedding?
Guy Martin
Yes, she's everything.
Guy Martin
I bloody cry when you play F head, but I don't.
Presenter
Oh yeah, you are getting emotional thinking about her.
Guy Martin
Yeah.
Guy Martin
Yeah. Uh yeah, she's Everett, she's mega. She's mega. She deals with me. She's brilliant. Yeah, with or without you, you two. Scott Winnie.
Presenter
Plus
Guy Martin
Pierre Charles.
Speaker 1
Sleight of hand and twist of face On a bed of nails she makes me wait
Presenter
Yeah.
Speaker 1
And I wish we found you
Speaker 1
With or without you
Speaker 1
We fall without you
Speaker 1
Through the storm we reach the shore
Presenter
You two, with or without you. So, Guy Martin, it's time to send you away to the island. I'm going to give you the books, the Bible, the complete works of Shakespeare, and one other book of your choice. What's it going to be?
Guy Martin
Matt Oxley, stealing speed.
Guy Martin
Motorbikes, that's what he does, write about motorbikes. But it's a story about Nazi V2 rocket technology being used for two-stroke motorbike exhaust technology. And this technology was all in East Germany at this point. It's an amazing story. It's an amazing story about a rider nicking the technology, getting it across the border, getting it in, and then, yeah, and then he just took off in motorbike racing from then on. And I just, yeah, I've read that book loads of times. It just, yeah, I still pick bits and I think that's what a story. Well, I'm not surprised you've.
Presenter
What a story. Well, I'm not surprised you've chosen that. History, motorbikes, and engineering. I mean, it's all in there for you. A bit of adventures.
Guy Martin
Smuggling stuff in the boots of cars, getting over Brandenburg Gate and all of that. Oh my word.
Presenter
Heavens to Betsy, that's yours. You can also have a luxury item, what you fancy.
Guy Martin
Mr. Betsy.
Guy Martin
The I think we're at about one hundred and forty five magazines, race engine technologies. I think that's what number I I I bought the the h the first a hundred back catalogue of race engine technologies and it just blows my mind.
Presenter
My
Presenter
The entire back catalogue of race engine technology.
Guy Martin
It's a bit left field.
Presenter
It can't be too niche for me, guys. That is, I would like nothing better than to gift you the entire back catalogue for the island.
Guy Martin
So we'll go with that, right? Okay, thank you very much. It's yours. It's a great read.
Presenter
And finally, which track of the eight that you've shared with us today would you save from the waves first, if you had to?
Guy Martin
I didn't realize.
Guy Martin
I get that emotional when I start talking about Sharon.
Guy Martin
So
Guy Martin
Yeah, it's got to be you too, hasn't it? With or without you. I d I d honestly, I didn't think I would.
Presenter
Yeah.
Guy Martin
You know,
Guy Martin
Hmm.
Presenter
Uh
Guy Martin
And our family we don't cry, we don't show emotion, but I've just done that, so yeah, it reminds me of
Guy Martin
Sharon'em Doc.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
Guy Martin, thank you so much for letting us hear your Desert Island discs.
Guy Martin
Thank you so much. It's been an honour.
Presenter
Hello, I hope you enjoyed my conversation with Guy. I am so grateful to him for gifting us the phrase like an ill-sitting hen. We've cast away many speed enthusiasts including motorcyclist Barry Sheen, racing driver Jackie Stewart, commentator Murray Walker and motorsport executive Toto Wolf over the years. Their episodes are available on BBC Sounds or via the Desert Island Disc's website. The studio manager for today's programme was Jackie Marjoram, the executive production coordinator was Susie Roylance, the content editor was Mugabe Turia and the producer was Paula McGinley. Next time my guest will be the glass designer Peter Layton. I hope you'll join us.
Speaker 1
Hello, it is Danny Robbins here for years now on Uncanny. We have explored real people's potentially paranormal experiences. But one thing that listeners have often asked me is why don't we look at supernatural cases from the past? Well, you asked and we listened. Our new series, Uncanny Cold Cases, takes a deep dive into some of these stories from the most haunted house in England to the original UFO abduction case. Can we make sense of these strange stories that have haunted history? Uncanny Cold Cases. Listen on BBC Sounds.
Presenter asks
What does [going 280 mph] feel like?
I go to a speed event and I have a good run, everything goes well, I do 270, 280 miles an hour. I and I'm not I genuinely do not sleep for two days. There's just the rush is like nothing I have ever experienced before. No matter how extreme the road racing was, does not come up to the knees of mile racing. It is like nothing else.
Presenter asks
What did you learn from your dad [Ian Martin]?
I've been doing it this way for forty years. That's the way it's done. But I learned some off my dad. Just very meticulous in the way that he does things. Very much stuck in his ways, but he was, yeah, I just as a kid, when he was building his motorbikes, he'd let me sit on his bench in the shed while he was building his motorbikes. I wasn't allowed to say anything, I could sit on the sh just watch him. Yeah, just, yeah, fascinated by how things work, what's going on.
Presenter asks
After losing mates like Tommy Clucas and Martin Finnegan, was there a point you thought this is not a healthy response to people you know dying doing the thing that you're doing?
No, it didn't, and I still don't. Because no one is making anyone do anything… We all know when, man, the buzz, you cannot money cannot buy that. And we all know the price to pay for that sometimes is not coming back. [Going to] funerals does not do your head any favors… So they stopped that. They just carried on. And and to be honest that was the but that was the only way to deal with it.
Presenter asks
What did you take away from [the book] The Chimp Paradox?
I do stupid things on impulse sometimes. And it's made me understand why I do these things. The only way I could deal with doing these stupid things was this mad part of my brain is ran by a monkey… I know what it looks like… Ben Kingsley, sexy beast, right? But imagine Ben Kingsley as a chimp… That is my chimp… And that's how he talks to me, pointing at me and telling me exactly how things are going to be done… But now I now know how to deal with Brian, and you have to put him in his box… Go and sit on my push bike for a couple of weeks and pedal to Mexico… The only way to deal with the chimp is to sit on a push bike and suffer for a couple of weeks at a time.
Presenter asks
What was it like to find out you're neurodivergent [in 2013]?
I don't see it as a problem. I think whether it's the lads I work with or my wife, it just makes them understand a bit better. But I'd just say, if anything, gives me… honesty… I'm just straight to the point. I'm black and white, and then it maybe upsets a few people, but it yeah, it I think it helps, it helps me, it helps me deal with situations better, that I'm just straight to the point everyone knows where to stand. That it makes me and we're all different… I think it's a benefit.
“It's never stopped and I am looking forward to the day when I can get up in the morning and I'm just happy doing not a lot. But I can't see that day coming any time soon.”
“I've been doing it this way for forty years. That's the way it's done. But I learned some off my dad. Just very meticulous in the way that he does things.”
“We all know when, man, the buzz, you cannot money cannot buy that. And we all know the price to pay for that sometimes is not coming back.”
“I'm happy. I'm happy. I don't need I'm just happy. I've got my wife, got me daw, got me dogs.”
“I bloody cry when you play [it], but I don't… she's mega. She deals with me. She's brilliant.”