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Desert Island Discs
Presented by Kirsty Young
Actor, writer, director and musician, best known for playing Dr. Gregory House in 'House' and for comedy with Stephen Fry.
Eight records
This is uh The Letter by Joe Cocker, a live version that he did at Fillmore in New York. Every time I hear it, I genuinely feel as if I am in the audience at one of the most spectacular and musically perfect performances ever.
This is a song by Sister Rosetta Tharp, My Journey to the Sky. I I can never hear Sister Rosetta's voice and not be thrilled to my boots. I'm not a religious person, but whenever I'm listening to her, I sort of become religious.
This is a a tune by Randy Newman, Louisiana, nineteen twenty seven. I o I've always loved this song, but it came back into everybody's consciousness obviously after Hurricane Katrina. And this is a song about the terrible flood of nineteen twenty seven, and I find it just so beautiful and and stirring.
This is uh Grinning in Your Face by Sun House, which is um a bleak but absolutely haunting piece of music. Sun House was a preacher who turned away from the church and he went over to the blues side, the um the worldly side of music. And this is just his voice and his hand claps and I'm not even quite sure what it is that he's clapping to. He's hearing something in his head and I feel as if I hear it too and I I am absolutely thrilled by this piece of music always.
In honour of my great friendship with the writer and broadcaster Stephen Fry, this is a song by Professor Longhair called Go to the Mardi Gras. It's something that we actually used for the very first television show we ever did together as the title music. But that's sort of by the by. I also happen to love this. It makes me just so happy. This will get me through some grim days on a desert island, I've no doubt, because it just makes me so happy to hear this.
I Wish I Knew (How It Would Feel to Be Free)
We are going to hear a wonderful tune. This is a recording by Nina Simone. I wish I knew. Well it's actually I wish I knew brackets how it would feel to be free, brackets. And it's a sort of musically perfect thing that could as for me could just go on for hours and hours and hours. I never ever want this to stop.
Buddy Rich, Nat King Cole and the Lester Young Trio
We are going to hear possibly the greatest assembly of musicians gathered under one name, one banner. This is the Leicester Young Trio. But his buddy Rich Nat Kinkole and Lester Young Trio playing I Cover the Waterfront.
Brown Eyed GirlFavourite
We are going to hear a song by Van Morrison. This song is called Brown Eyed Girl. There is a Brown Eyed Girl in My Life and I'm lucky enough to be married to her. And this is a song that will forever summon up my my life with my wife Joan.
The keepsakes
The book
I find myself. Less and less interest in fiction as the years go by. I think probably an encyclopedia probably gives me the most consistent. pleasure that I get from reading now is delving into strange and unlikely areas about which I know nothing.
The luxury
A set of throwing knives (double set)
I would like to return from the island with an uncanny skill. To be able to knock the pip out of an ace of spades at twenty paces, that would be a great thing.
In conversation
Presenter asks
What bit of your work is the one that makes you most contented?
Wow. I think of and look at occasionally some things that I did with Stephen that we did on A Bit of Fry and Laurie that I think of with great pride. I think there were moments in Black Adder and I think particularly of the third series of Jesus Moisture I think all the harmonics seem to be blending. But I can't look at anything I've done in the last month and think, oh, got that one right.
Presenter asks
How did you learn that your father had won a gold medal at the Olympics?
I went fishing with him. I was probably about ten, and we got into a boat, set out on to this lake to go fishing. And my father took the oars, and I can remember whispering to my mother, Does does does Dad know how to row? and she said, Yes, he does he does know how to row. In fact, he used to keep his gold medal in a Sock draw. It was not proudly displayed. I mean, he had great pride in it. He was just the sort of man he was. And I think perhaps it was a generational thing as well. They'd been through a lot, after all. They'd been through a war and uh Yeah, it's not. And and and things like uh medals and um you know all the baubles of success they they didn't particularly uh pay attention to.
The recording
Timestamps play the recording from that turn
Presenter
Hello, I'm Kirsty Young. Thank you for downloading this podcast of Desert Island Discs from BBC Radio 4. For rights reasons the music choices are shorter than in the radio broadcast.
Presenter
For more information about the programme, please visit bbc.co.uk/slash radio four.
Presenter
My castaway this week is Hugh Laurie, actor, writer, director, musician.
Presenter
If life were straightforward we'd be marooning him on our island because of his achievements as a championship rower but his early promise on the water was scuppered by a bout of glandular fever, so he's had to make do instead with life as a world wide entertainment superstar.
Presenter
Very British comedy, very big budget movies, very successful syndicated T V drama. His thirty year career has taken him from a little bit of Fry and Laurie to a big bit of broadcasting history. His role in the US show House ran for eight series and had a global audience of eighty one million.
Presenter
So why now does he feel the need to risk his stellar reputation by making music, too? Well, he says, as soon as I acknowledge to myself that something is frightening and carries the risk of public humiliation, I feel like I have to do it. And there's the thing, you you seem so far, Hugh Laurie, to have avoided any public humiliation. The music career going well and the television career especially Across the Pond went extraordinarily well.
Hugh Laurie
Um I suppose it i yes. I mean, I've been very, very blessed. But I hear the beating of the wings behind me all the time.
Hugh Laurie
And uh I'm always anticipating disaster and uh
Hugh Laurie
you know, feeling it brush by me.
Presenter
You were working with a very brilliant team on on house, of course, for all those years, especially very, very good writers. But to learn that eighty one million people globally are watching what you're doing
Hugh Laurie
It's awfully hard to absorb, particularly because it's such a verbal, such a densely verbal idiomatic, very, very funny.
Presenter
Take
Presenter
Okay.
Hugh Laurie
intricate show, I cannot imagine what it's like seeing it in Turkish.
Hugh Laurie
We had no car chases, no exploding helicopters or anything of that sort. And in fact, for that reason I feel that my part quite rightly diminishes because it is a triumph of the writers and the translators that the show was able to connect with people on such a scale.
Presenter
Thirty years of work so far behind you. You first appeared on our screens in 1983 here in Britain. What bit of your work is the one that makes you most contented?
Hugh Laurie
Wow. I think of and look at occasionally some things that I did with Stephen that we did on A Bit of Fry and Laurie that I think of with great pride. I think there were moments in Black Adder and I think particularly of the third series of Jesus Moisture I think all the harmonics seem to be blending. But I can't look at anything I've done in the last month and think, oh, got that one right.
Presenter
I do see, as you talk about those things f further back in the past, genuine pleasure flitting across your face, which I'm happy about because I think because of the the press you get, I think over the years, people have this idea that you're sort of
Presenter
you know, this anhedonic character who kind of can't take pleasure in things if you
Hugh Laurie
Yes, and and yes. You don't seem very grumpy.
Presenter
You don't seem very grumpy.
Presenter
No.
Hugh Laurie
And I have mistakenly allowed this this picture to take hold. I am actually a fairly sunny individual.
Hugh Laurie
You know, particularly now, I walk around London, I think this is the most beautiful city in the world.
Hugh Laurie
And um isn't blossom splendid? I'm I'm very easy to please and very very happy I have a spring in my step.
Presenter
Very
Presenter
Your list of eight, given how important music is to you and uh not just making music but listening to it, how did you go about choosing the list of eight today?
Hugh Laurie
These are just songs that have been friends of mine, as it were, for um my whole adult life. And I also notice that they're all old. I tend not to listen to music that was made a year ago. I don't know why that is.
Presenter
Tell me about the first n one minute, what are we gonna hear?
Hugh Laurie
This is uh The Letter by Joe Cocker, a live version that he did at Fillmore in New York.
Hugh Laurie
Every time I hear it, I genuinely feel as if I am in the audience at one of the most spectacular and musically perfect performances ever.
Presenter
That was Joe Cocker and the letter. I feel, Hugh Laurie, that we've cheated you out of a bit of that. You were in a state of sort of superannuated gas there.
Hugh Laurie
I was in I was in a state of bliss and and am every single time. That's why I I can be so confident about that as a first record because uh I will never ever till the day I die tire of that record.
Presenter
People like Dominic West in The Wire and Damian Lewis now in Homeland, you know, we expect it, don't we? We expect all these great British actors to go across to America and make these wonderful award winning programmes and performances. But when you did it, we didn't expect it. So tell me about auditioning. It was was it two thousand four when you auditioned for House?
Hugh Laurie
It's 2004, yes. I did a well, first of all, I did a just put myself on videotape and sent it in.
Hugh Laurie
In a bathroom in a hotel in Namibia, yes. So then I I I flew to Los Angeles and I auditioned in front of the uh the Roman emperors. I mean, that's how it feels. It's sort of thirty.
Hugh Laurie
Television executives.
Hugh Laurie
By the time I actually read the full script, I thought this could be something really, really exceptional. I mean, if you smell something good,
Hugh Laurie
You you follow it?
Presenter
You uh you played a doctor, Greg House. What exactly was his job?
Hugh Laurie
He was the head of diagnostic medicine.
Hugh Laurie
This is a remarkable notion, a remarkable character.
Hugh Laurie
More remarkable then than now, I think, in that up until that point, heroes in television drama had beautiful hair, lots of it, splendid teeth, and fine jawlines, and to find something so jagged, to find such a misfit, such a misanthrope, such a tortured, dark, sarcastic character at the centre of a drama was then very unusual. It's now required.
Presenter
Is required. And famously, it was the case that they thought you were American. Is that right? I mean, I've read that so many times, I can't believe it's true.
Hugh Laurie
I no, I I don't know. I can't believe it either. Brian Singer, who directed the pine up, when he saw the tape that I made, he apparently did believe that I was American. What a tin ear he must have.
Presenter
You mentioned uh you know the cragginess, not having to have the perfect jawline or the perfect American set of teeth or the perfect hair. Did they ever try to to change you a little bit?
Hugh Laurie
They did start adjusting my hair. Actually, I I colluded in this because to begin with.
Hugh Laurie
When I when I started, I was a young man, I was sort of m slightly, faintly, suggestibly balding.
Speaker 1
Right.
Hugh Laurie
And you don't want that moment when I turn away from the camera, the only impression of that moment to be, Oh, he's going bald. This should be, Oh, the patient's going to die, not Oh, that man's going bald.
Hugh Laurie
What a rod for my own back because it then became fighting natural decay. So, what was it?
Presenter
Right.
Presenter
So what was it, a weave or something?
Hugh Laurie
And no, they would pour sort of head pepper, a sort of jar of matter, into my head, and then stick it there.
Presenter
I see, now I'm looking at your hair. You're not you haven't got it on today, have you? You don't use it.
Hugh Laurie
I don't use it. No, no, no. I I'm I'm proudly bald.
Presenter
I don't know how we got here, but we are gonna go
Hugh Laurie
No, no, no, let's reverse out of this alleyway.
Presenter
Let's have some beautiful music. Tell me about your second disc. What have you chosen?
Hugh Laurie
This is a song by Sister Rosetta Tharp, My Journey to the Sky. I I can never hear Sister Rosetta's voice and not be thrilled to my boots. I'm not a religious person, but whenever I'm listening to her, I sort of become religious.
Speaker 4
There's only one thing
Speaker 4
That I don't want
Speaker 4
In our re
Speaker 4
Right heavenly land
Speaker 4
To see my Jesus
Speaker 4
Where is Glory?
Speaker 4
As I go from land to land, there's only one thing.
Speaker 1
Yes, there's only one
Presenter
Sister Rosetta Tharpe and my journey to the sky. Let's look back for a moment, Hugh Laurie Tid, to your parents.
Presenter
Your father sounds like a wonderful man. He achieved a lot in his life, and and you didn't know about much of it until you were in your teens. He won a gold medal at at rowing at the Olympics.
Hugh Laurie
He did not tell you in 1948. He did not tell me. Or anybody else, actually. He was a.
Presenter
And he didn't
Hugh Laurie
He was an excessively modest and self-effacing man.
Presenter
How did you learn that he'd won a gold medal at the Olympics?
Hugh Laurie
I went fishing with him. I was probably about ten, and we got into a boat, set out on to this lake to go fishing.
Hugh Laurie
And my father took the oars, and I can remember whispering to my mother, Does does does Dad know how to row? and she said, Yes, he does he does know how to row. In fact, he used to keep his gold medal in a
Hugh Laurie
Sock draw.
Hugh Laurie
It was not proudly displayed. I mean, he had great pride in it.
Hugh Laurie
He was just the sort of man he was. And I think perhaps it was a generational thing as well. They'd been through a lot, after all. They'd been through a war and uh
Speaker 1
Yeah, it's not.
Hugh Laurie
And and and things like uh medals and um you know all the baubles of success they they didn't particularly uh pay attention to.
Presenter
And your mother, tell me about her.
Hugh Laurie
She was, um she could be tremendously, um
Hugh Laurie
funny um in at certain times. She could also rather a gloomy I think it inasmuch as I I am ever prey to to being gloomy, I think I probably got that from her. I think she could be uh
Hugh Laurie
Yes, she could be gloomy.
Presenter
Did you um navigate around her when she was in those moods? Did did you know to steer clear or?
Hugh Laurie
Uh yes, I did. I also
Hugh Laurie
I competed is the wrong word, but we could we could both sulk. I learned how to sulk.
Hugh Laurie
and I am happy to say that I think I have finally reached a point in my life where I have dispensed with that skill.
Presenter
Did you think she didn't like you?
Hugh Laurie
I felt
Hugh Laurie
That I was a disappointment sometimes, yes, I did. Well, I didn't like me, actually. Yes, but that's normal. But to feel your mother doesn't like you is not maybe not quite so normal. Maybe not. I think it maybe it's because she, for whatever reason, she had high expectations.
Presenter
Yes, but that's normal. But to feel your mother doesn't like you is n maybe not quite so normal.
Hugh Laurie
You know, with a capital H. And maybe b when when I didn't live up to those frequently, in fact, wait a minute, always.
Presenter
By doing what?
Hugh Laurie
Suppose academically maybe I I didn't apply myself. I s maybe she thought I was frivolous.
Hugh Laurie
What may have been at the root of it is that I had not been through what she had been through, such as uh fighting a war and going without and and uh privation. And I don't blame her for that.
Presenter
So the sound of the
Presenter
So, the sort of subtext to her parenting was: You have been served all this privilege and calm on a plate, the least you can do is excel.
Hugh Laurie
Yeah.
Hugh Laurie
The least you can do is excel, or torture yourself with how much uh privilege you have been given. They had spent fifteen years uh in living in Africa, and
Hugh Laurie
They had seen and knew well what a crust of bread meant. And that the waste of any kind was uh anathema. And I and I I have that, you know.
Presenter
Yeah.
Hugh Laurie
Can't bear things to be wasted. I can't even bear to see it actually in fictional representations. I can't bear to see people breaking things or crashing cars in films. I go Oh, don't cra oh, you could have pretended to crash things don't someone could have used that.
Presenter
Oh.
Presenter
We'll have some more music, Hugh Laurie. You're third of the morning. What are we going to hear?
Hugh Laurie
This is a a tune by Randy Newman, Louisiana, nineteen twenty seven. I o I've always loved this song, but it came back into everybody's consciousness obviously after Hurricane Katrina. And this is a song about the terrible flood of nineteen twenty seven, and I find it just so beautiful and and stirring.
Speaker 4
What has happened down here is the wind air changed?
Speaker 4
Clouds roll in from the north and it start to rain.
Speaker 4
Rained real hard to rain.
Speaker 4
A real long time.
Speaker 4
Six feet of water in the streets of Evangeline
Speaker 4
River rolls all day, river rolls all night.
Presenter
That was Randy Newman and Louisiana nineteen twenty seven. I'm I'm wondering, Hugh Laurie, when you talk about the humility that that was expected and practised within your family, the sort of Presbyterian ethic.
Presenter
As a winner of two Golden Globes, two Screen Actors Guild Awards, four People's Choice Awards and an OBE.
Presenter
How are you with accepting praise? Do they all sit easily on your shoulders?
Hugh Laurie
I'm I I'm actually I should point out I'm not wearing them on my shoulders at this moment, but uh although there are some days It was a poor choice, it wasn't you know what I mean. Um n not completely. I mean I I feel that there's probably some mistake. I'll find some
Presenter
You know what I mean?
Hugh Laurie
possible explanation that will at least sort of nurture that doubt, which I think I mean, doubt is good. I think fear is good. I certainly think all performers should be frightened. I I think you have to be frightened of what you're doing, otherwise it it probably isn't worth doing.
Presenter
I read somewhere that there was a point in your life when you stopped feeling fearful. You know, you would be doing dangerous things and you were just sort of flat. Your mood was flat. And that worried you. Is that worried?
Hugh Laurie
I did. I I was in the middle of a stock car race. I don't remember the circumstances. But I do remember cars either side of me were exploding. I mean, literally balls of fire. And I was sort of weaving my way through this. And I remember being bored, actually, neither frightened nor exhilarated. And I thought, that can't be right.
Hugh Laurie
So I s I started to investigate that a little bit. What did you find out? Well, oddly enough, if you if you ask a a psychiatrist or a psycho a psychotherapist whether you might be suffering from depression, oddly enough they're inclined to say yes.
Speaker 1
Enough there in the
Hugh Laurie
If by saying yes they encourage you to come back and give them fifty five quid for an hour's uh consultation, yes, yes is the answer you'll get.
Presenter
Right. I I don't in any way want to sort of agitate the possibility that it might you might have an episode of mild depression, but I do want to talk to you about the Oxford and Cambridge boat race, which I understand still in your mind's eye is something that you sort of replay. Tell me tell me about your part in that and tell me what happened.
Hugh Laurie
It is, but this is the most childish thing. I still don't want to give my opposite number in the other boat the satisfaction.
Hugh Laurie
of knowing that I lose sleep over it. I'm still that competitive.
Presenter
Right.
Speaker 4
Yeah.
Hugh Laurie
We lost, I think, by the narrowest margin possibly ever. But we lost by five feet after four and a quarter miles.
Presenter
And to be clear, you were in the Cambridge Publication.
Hugh Laurie
I was in the chemical I was in the losing boat, yes.
Presenter
Let's have some more music, you, Laurie. What are we going to hear next?
Hugh Laurie
This is uh Grinning in Your Face by Sun House, which is um a bleak but absolutely haunting piece of music. Sun House was a preacher who turned away from the church and he went over to the blues side, the um the worldly side of music. And this is just his voice and his hand claps and I'm not even quite sure what it is that he's clapping to. He's hearing something in his head and I feel as if I hear it too and I I am absolutely thrilled by this piece of music always.
Speaker 1
Don't you mind people grinning in your face Don't mind people grinning in your face
Speaker 1
Yeah, just by this and mine, a true friend is hard to find.
Speaker 1
Don't you mind people grinning in your face? You know they grinnin' in your face.
Presenter
That was Sawn House and grinning in your face. It should be said, Hugh Lawrence, you were somewhere else when you were listening to that, and I was wondering where you were.
Hugh Laurie
Yes, I was somewhere far away. I was far away. It doesn't show up particularly well on radio, but I actually do have goosebumps on my ear, which I again, that that's something.
Presenter
Yeah.
Hugh Laurie
That's an effect I have experienced r ever since I first heard that record. I mean it might be about the actual words that he's singing, a true friend is hard to find, or it may be something that is is even more basic than that. It is just those notes, tho those notes just do a thing to my body that is absolutely transporting.
Presenter
Let's muse for a moment then on on on the importance of of friendship. At Cambridge you made friends, and as far as I understand it, they they are still close and good friends of of yours, especially Mr Fry. When you first met Stephen Fry, did did you automatically become
Presenter
Quick, firm friends.
Hugh Laurie
It was pretty instantaneous. I mean, it luckily for us, being English, we were.
Hugh Laurie
It was concealed by the need to actually do something. We agreed that we were going to do this show and we had to start writing there and then. We made each other laugh. We played chess until the sun came up and um
Hugh Laurie
We've barely had a crossword. I think we might have had three. One of them was of. I cannot remember what the other two are. It's that's actually not really natural, is it, not to have a crossword? That seems odd.
Presenter
And Emma Thompson also was part of that Foot Lights group. It was the the first one to win the inaugural, as it was then, um Perrier Comedy Award up at Edinburgh. And she said that she looked at you, this great big sort of hunky rower, and thought, yes, star, star, star.
Hugh Laurie
Wow. I well, I I I've got to talk about all of it about that. I don't know how to respond to that.
Presenter
What did you do that made people laugh? Can you remember the first big laugh you got on stage?
Hugh Laurie
It was something foolish. It was playing a moron. I just seem to have a face that lends itself to idiocy, and I think I've probably exploited that. I think I've probably wrung everything I I could out of it.
Presenter
As well as performing, of course, you were writing at the same time. Did did that writing come easily to you? You had a facility for it?
Hugh Laurie
There were days when it went well, particularly when when writing with Stephen, you know, there were days when things would just sort of flop out onto the page in an incredibly pleasing way, just like landing a a big gleaming salmon, which, by the way, I've never done, but I imagine would be a very satisfying thing. You know, we would make each other laugh and the laughter would provoke the next idea and the next idea and the next idea, and all of a sudden, sometimes in a matter of minutes, you would have something that you knew was a genuinely good and interesting and funny
Hugh Laurie
piece of work that we could actually present to the public without shame.
Presenter
Let's have some more music. Tell me about what's next.
Hugh Laurie
In honour of my great friendship with the writer and broadcaster Stephen Fry, this is a song by Professor Longhair called Go to the Mardi Gras. It's something that we actually used for the very first television show we ever did together as the title music. But that's sort of by the by. I also happen to love this. It makes me just so happy. This will get me through some grim days on a desert island, I've no doubt, because it just makes me so happy to hear this.
Speaker 4
Going your lane, you ought to go see the mighty girl.
Speaker 4
If you're George and Yolly
Speaker 1
Yeah.
Speaker 4
You oughta go see the mighty girl When you see the mighty girl Somebody'll tell you what's countable for
Speaker 1
When you see the m
Speaker 4
Get your ticket in your hand You wanna go to New Orleans?
Presenter
That's Professor Long here and go to the Mardi Grei. There are few v actually very few people, only a handful of people that that have to deal and I think it is a case of having to deal with the sort of fame you have.
Presenter
Living in L A day to day, what are the things you would do to
Hugh Laurie
What are the things you would do to survive? Someone asked me if I'd you know, you've lived in California all that time. Didn't you ever go surfing? No, I didn't go surfing because you cannot surf. You're not allowed that sort of tentative first experience of anything without being on on the you know, having a picture taken and so you can't do it, unless you're going to surf in the dark.
Hugh Laurie
which I believe is not to be recommended.
Presenter
You've made that deal with yourself then, but but when it comes to the family, that's a more complex thing to reason out, isn't it? Because if your son does want to play ball with you on the sand and there are other people watching and they're going to take your picture and you know it's going to be in the tabloids, and it it inhibits you
Hugh Laurie
It does, yes, but uh
Hugh Laurie
I suppose I knew all that when I started well, actually I didn't know all of that because digital cameras did not exist when I signed up.
Presenter
Yeah.
Speaker 1
Yeah.
Hugh Laurie
For example, I heard the other day that there have been more photographs taken in the last twelve months than have ever been taken in the world, ever.
Hugh Laurie
Because people are now photographing I shudder to think what they are photographing everything and nothing. No interaction is is deemed to have actually happened unless somebody has a picture of it. Nobody is satisfied with having met a person without having a a photograph to to prove it. I think that is odd and I think it's so odd that it might actually be starting to alter the way we think about each other and the way we think about sort of general day-to-day social interaction.
Presenter
Today
Presenter
The house is finished now and you are back, as far as I understand it, living in Britain. Um do you notice a difference in how people treat you here? You're not just that funny man off the telly anymore.
Hugh Laurie
No, I was never really aware of well, I suppose maybe I was aware of that. You know, Black Adder I kn I know was a thing that would that, you know, really did connect with people. I was immensely proud of that.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
The men
Hugh Laurie
House was not such a big thing here. I mean relative to other countries. I I became a very big cheese in in France and Italy and Germany. But less so here, which I also understand because this was a country where people would probably find it harder to believe in because they knew that I was the Burke from Black Adder or something. It would be just harder to to buy it as as a as a premise.
Presenter
Let's have some music. What are we going to hear now?
Hugh Laurie
We are going to hear a wonderful tune. This is a recording by Nina Simone. I wish I knew.
Hugh Laurie
Well it's actually I wish I knew brackets how it would feel to be free, brackets. And it's a sort of musically perfect thing that could as for me could just go on for hours and hours and hours. I never ever want this to stop.
Speaker 4
I wish I could share all the love that's in my heart.
Speaker 4
Remove all the bars that keep us apart I wish you couldn't know
Speaker 4
What it means to be me
Speaker 4
Then you'd see and agree that every man should be free.
Presenter
That was Ina Simone, and I wish I knew how it would be to be free. I wonder, Hugh Laurie, why you've gone public with your music. I mean, you can play and you can sing, but a man of your means could have just made the album, given it to his friends, and not faced any of the heartache of wondering if the record buying public was going to like it.
Hugh Laurie
I am wondering the same thing myself.
Presenter
You could have just given it to your friends for pressing. I could have. I could have. What am I thinking? The first album went to number two. You have recently released your second album. Does it matter to you that the public likes it?
Hugh Laurie
I could have.
Hugh Laurie
Yes, it does, you know, and I'm proud of it and I would like people to hear it. I suppose one of the sort of incidental
Hugh Laurie
explanations is that because a record company came and said we're we're prepared to do this and we'll we'll we'll put ourselves behind it, I got to play with these the most wonderful musicians
Hugh Laurie
In the world. I mean, which I
Presenter
Do you feel up to them? I mean, do you feel much fit?
Hugh Laurie
Not fit. Not at all. But I, from their point of view, I hope that I bring something else besides whiskey.
Presenter
Right.
Presenter
Have you always played I mean you've always played B since you were little
Hugh Laurie
I have, yes, yeah, yeah. The piano is my constant companion.
Presenter
Did didn't you when you were a kid gi give up I mean, you really chucked in your piano lessons and went on human beings.
Hugh Laurie
Especially in piano lessons, I hated the way music was taught and I still I must say that many, many years later when my own children started piano lessons and I started investigating the the Royal College of Music's sort of instructional audio tapes, you know, I was thinking, bloomy, this has not changed at all. This is pretty dry stuff.
Presenter
What do your three kids make of you making music? Is that highly embarrassing to them?
Hugh Laurie
It's probably mortifying. They're a pretty tolerant bunch, though, and uh there are certain things they'll give it a sort of nod, no, that that one's all right, you know no no no, don't do that.
Hugh Laurie
And when I play on stage I'm afraid to say and this is every child's nightmare I do occasionally dance, and no child should have to witness their parents dancing.
Presenter
And you used to play with your kids, didn't you th you all played together. They're musical too.
Hugh Laurie
We did. We went by uh the name the Von Krapp family and we were available for weddings and von Mitz was and uh I love hearing my children play. It's probably the greatest pleasure I can think of, in fact, is is hearing them play the piano.
Presenter
Let's have some music now. What are we going to hear next?
Hugh Laurie
We are going to hear possibly the greatest assembly of musicians gathered under one name, one banner. This is the Leicester Young Trio. But his buddy Rich Nat Kinkole and Lester Young Trio playing I Cover the Waterfront.
Presenter
Enjoy?
Presenter
That was r
Hugh Laurie
That was extraordinary place.
Presenter
That was Buddy Rich, Nat Kinkle and the Lester Young trio, and I cover The Waterfront. Um for all of those very many millions of of fans, Hugh Laurie, who who lust after a bit more of Fry and Laurie, would you ever think about recapturing the partnership?
Hugh Laurie
Oh, absolutely. We do. We do we talk about it all the t uh all the time. We talk about it often.
Hugh Laurie
I think probably sketching is a young man's game.
Hugh Laurie
Because by and large it's it's about uh mocking people much older than you. We are now we're not only the age of Cabinet Ministers, we're actually probably older than half the cabinet.
Presenter
If it wasn't Sketches then, what do you think you might do with Stephen Fry?
Hugh Laurie
A sort of Flanders and Swan type review, I think a stage review with a with a couple of uh
Hugh Laurie
Wing chairs and a and a rug and a decanter of Madeira.
Hugh Laurie
and my colleague will recount amusing stories, and I will sit at the piano and play ditties. I know no more than that. We have not advanced with this idea, but that would be my pick for the way to go.
Presenter
promoter is picking up the phone as we record this very programme. You are heroically self-effacing, but I'm wondering I'm wondering if in a tiny little hidden part of yourself you do now accept that you are a great actor.
Hugh Laurie
No no, I don't. I think I've learned a thing or two.
Hugh Laurie
and I think I know a good thing when I see it.
Hugh Laurie
I mean, I'm fascinated by acting. I'm fascinated by...
Hugh Laurie
by behavior. I'm fascinated by people and I and I uh
Hugh Laurie
There are things I would love to to capture and explore and in any guise actually as a writer or director as much as an actor. I I find the whole process of it fascinating, but I absolutely don't. I mean, I was just so lucky to find
Hugh Laurie
Find a thing that fitted, and my collaboration with the creator of the show, David Shaw, I'm not saying we we didn't uh pat each other on the back exactly, but we did quite often say
Hugh Laurie
Boy, we w we were lu very lucky to have found each other.
Presenter
Given that you were brought up in a family where you didn't find out for a good long time that your father had won a gold at the Olympics, were your parents able to take pride in your achievements?
Hugh Laurie
Uh I do have a memory of winning a prize at school, and I was probably eight or nine min there was a school drama prize I I think every class had to do a ten minute thing, and I won the pri my parents were late, they missed it, so
Presenter
Yeah.
Speaker 1
Yeah.
Hugh Laurie
But th th that was th that was not uncommon.
Hugh Laurie
So they missed what I did, but they were there when my name was read out at the winner of this year's Acting Prize. And I do remember
Hugh Laurie
a moment of real pleasure and pride on their faces. I was sort of peeking through the curtain to see whether they'd arrived and I could uh just as my name was read out I saw this big beaming smile on my parents' faces and that was a great thing. That will never leave me, I must say. And I think my father as a doctor I think would have enjoyed ha a very different kind of doctor to house. He's absolutely didn't share any of his characteristics but I think he would have uh enjoyed the the rationality of it.
Presenter
It's time for your final piece of music, then, here, Laurie. What are we going to hear?
Hugh Laurie
We are going to hear a song by Van Morrison. This song is called Brown Eyed Girl. There is a Brown Eyed Girl in My Life and I'm lucky enough to be married to her. And this is a song that will forever summon up my my life with my wife Joan.
Speaker 4
Hey, where did we go?
Speaker 4
Days when the rains came
Speaker 4
Down in the hollows
Speaker 4
Playing a new game
Speaker 4
Laughing and running, hating
Speaker 4
Skipping and a jumpin'.
Speaker 4
In the misty morning fog with
Speaker 4
Ah, a heart's the found banana.
Speaker 4
A bright girl
Speaker 4
And you mad.
Presenter
That was Van Morrison and Brown Eyed Girl. So I'm going to give you some books now. You you get to take the Bible and the complete works of Shakespeare to the island, and one of your own books too. What would you like to take along?
Hugh Laurie
I would like to. Am I allowed to take an encyclopedia? Yes. It's simply that. I find myself.
Hugh Laurie
Less and less interest in fiction as the years go by. I don't know why that is, and I think probably an encyclopedia probably gives me the most consistent.
Hugh Laurie
pleasure that I get from reading now is delving into strange and unlikely areas about which I know nothing.
Presenter
Right, that's yours, then, and a luxury.
Hugh Laurie
A set of throwing knives.
Hugh Laurie
Not just three. If I can have a double set, because otherwise you throw three and then you've got to go and get them. Right. So if I could throw six before I have to go and get them, that would be t terrific.
Presenter
Right.
Hugh Laurie
I would like to return from the island with an uncanny skill.
Hugh Laurie
To be able to knock the pip out of an ace of spades at twenty paces, that would be a great thing.
Presenter
They're yours, those two sets. And if you had to save just one track from the waves, which one would it be?
Hugh Laurie
I will obviously be in terrible trouble if Brown-Eyed Girl isn't it and, luckily, Brown-Eyed Girl would be it.
Presenter
Hugh Laurie, thank you very much for letting us know your desert island is. Thank you.
Hugh Laurie
Time is here.
Presenter
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Presenter asks
As a winner of many awards, how are you with accepting praise? Do they all sit easily on your shoulders?
I'm I I'm actually I should point out I'm not wearing them on my shoulders at this moment, but uh although there are some days It was a poor choice, it wasn't you know what I mean. Um n not completely. I mean I I feel that there's probably some mistake. I'll find some possible explanation that will at least sort of nurture that doubt, which I think I mean, doubt is good. I think fear is good. I certainly think all performers should be frightened. I I think you have to be frightened of what you're doing, otherwise it it probably isn't worth doing.
Presenter asks
There was a point in your life when you stopped feeling fearful and your mood was flat. Did that worry you?
I did. I I was in the middle of a stock car race. I don't remember the circumstances. But I do remember cars either side of me were exploding. I mean, literally balls of fire. And I was sort of weaving my way through this. And I remember being bored, actually, neither frightened nor exhilarated. And I thought, that can't be right. So I s I started to investigate that a little bit. What did you find out? Well, oddly enough, if you if you ask a a psychiatrist or a psycho a psychotherapist whether you might be suffering from depression, oddly enough they're inclined to say yes. If by saying yes they encourage you to come back and give them fifty five quid for an hour's uh consultation, yes, yes is the answer you'll get.
Presenter asks
When you first met Stephen Fry, did you automatically become quick, firm friends?
It was pretty instantaneous. I mean, it luckily for us, being English, we were. It was concealed by the need to actually do something. We agreed that we were going to do this show and we had to start writing there and then. We made each other laugh. We played chess until the sun came up and um We've barely had a crossword. I think we might have had three. One of them was of. I cannot remember what the other two are. It's that's actually not really natural, is it, not to have a crossword? That seems odd.
Presenter asks
Do you now accept, even in a hidden part of yourself, that you are a great actor?
No no, I don't. I think I've learned a thing or two. and I think I know a good thing when I see it. I mean, I'm fascinated by acting. I'm fascinated by... by behavior. I'm fascinated by people and I and I uh There are things I would love to to capture and explore and in any guise actually as a writer or director as much as an actor. I I find the whole process of it fascinating, but I absolutely don't. I mean, I was just so lucky to find Find a thing that fitted, and my collaboration with the creator of the show, David Shaw, I'm not saying we we didn't uh pat each other on the back exactly, but we did quite often say Boy, we w we were lu very lucky to have found each other.
“I've been very, very blessed. But I hear the beating of the wings behind me all the time. And uh I'm always anticipating disaster and uh you know, feeling it brush by me.”
“I was in the middle of a stock car race. I don't remember the circumstances. But I do remember cars either side of me were exploding. I mean, literally balls of fire. And I was sort of weaving my way through this. And I remember being bored, actually, neither frightened nor exhilarated. And I thought, that can't be right.”
“It might be about the actual words that he's singing, a true friend is hard to find, or it may be something that is is even more basic than that. It is just those notes, tho those notes just do a thing to my body that is absolutely transporting.”
“I saw this big beaming smile on my parents' faces and that was a great thing. That will never leave me.”