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Desert Island Discs
Presented by Roy Plomley
A popular broadcaster who helped with gardening problems on the air and on television.
Eight records
It would remind me of Sunday at home and I should know the days of the week.
Picture all those monks toiling but able to see flowers grow — brightens their lives.
I can always picture a rose in his buttonhole when I hear this song.
It was the melody running like a thread through a play, stuck in my mind all these years.
Something about green pastures — I used to like them.
Nothing like it in the world — see those old Sussex plodders march to it.
The keepsakes
The book
Not recorded.
The luxury
orchids and all fancy stuff that uh would make these other fellows jealous from the Chelsea show and that.
In conversation
Presenter asks
Alfred, how do you face up to this idea of being on a desert island?
Well, you know, I'm really going to love it. Oh, I think it's a new adventure for me, and uh I shall look forward to laying this island out, just as an island should be laid out. With all the new tropical stuff, I should be that interested and uh you know I shan't know either time goes at all. … Oh, yes, it'll be a new life for me altogether.
Presenter asks
Why do you choose this [The Holy City]?
Well, because uh it would remind me of Sunday at home and uh I should know the days of the week and I'd put a stone down to say that it was Sunday because I shouldn't lose camp at times, see, I should be working all day.
Presenter asks
How did you get the idea of being a gardener, and was your father a gardener?
Uh no, but he he was uh you know used to work on the land, always interested in the land. … I started at the age of two. … I'm one of those chaps that as soon as my mind's made up, well, then I'm going straight for it.
The recording
Timestamps play the recording from that turn
Speaker 1
Hello, I'm Kirstie Young, and you are listening to Desert Island Discs.
Speaker 1
This edition of Desert Island Discs was archived without the music, so although the Castaways choices are introduced, they're not part of this recording.
Speaker 1
Full details can be found on the Castaways page on the Desert Island Disc's website.
Speaker 1
The programme was originally broadcast in nineteen fifty seven, and the presenter was Roy Plumley.
Presenter
How do you do, ladies and gentlemen?
Presenter
Our castaway this week is a countryman. He's a very popular broadcaster. For many years he's helped us with our gardening problems on the air and on television. Here is Fred Streeter.
Presenter
Alfred, how do you face up to this idea of being on a desert island?
Fred Streeter
Well, you know, I'm really going to love it. Oh, I think it's a new adventure for me, and uh I shall look forward to laying this island out, just as an island should be laid out.
Fred Streeter
With all the new tropical stuff, I should be that interested and uh you know I shan't know either time goes at all. You're really facing this with a lot of confidence and excitement. Oh, yes, it'll be a new life for me altogether. Well, you've got eight records to go with you. You anything of a musician yourself? No, not much of a musician. I was in the choir, but the organist he wanted to get rid of me, you know, for some reason or other. You don't know what it was? Uh, no, I don't know. I think he thought I ought to be outside weeding or something.
Fred Streeter
Well, how have you gone about choosing these records? Well, now I I thought I'd like to have one for Sunday. The Holy City by Walter Midgley, I think his name is, isn't it? If only these singers net would use flare names, I could think of'em, but I can't think of these others, you know. Why do you choose this?
Presenter
If only
Speaker 1
Please
Fred Streeter
Well, because uh it would remind me of Sunday at home and uh I should know the days of the week and I'd put a stone down to say that it was Sunday because I shouldn't lose camp at times, see, I should be working all day.
Presenter
All right, let's hear it.
Presenter
What next, Fred?
Fred Streeter
Well, now I'm going back uh a good many years, and it it's uh Home, Sweet Home by Madam Patty. You wouldn't remember her, but you know, she used to come to the country houses where we were employed sometimes, and we could hear her singing uh in the drawing room,'cause we were never laid in there. You you quite understand that, don't you? Garden fellows are outside. But, you know, she had a beautiful voice, and she'd got a lovely castle up in Wales, and she used to sing to her plants. Now, that's what people didn't think. They thought she sung to the people outside, but it was the plant she was singing, and she used to have her houses kept absolutely perfect, just the same temperature as she liked herself when she got out of her bath, so the plants were.
Presenter
Oh, it's a lovely thing. Well, here's the record, as you say. It is rather an ancient one. In fact, it says it was recorded in December 1905.
Presenter
An old record, we'll hope it does her justice, home sweet home.
Presenter
Well, Home Sweet Home to you, Fred, is Sussex, isn't it? You're a Sussex man. Yes, that's right. How did you get the idea of being a
Fred Streeter
Gardner, was your father a gardener?
Presenter
Uh
Fred Streeter
Uh no, but he he was uh you know used to work on the land, always interested in the land. When did you start? Uh well I started at the age of two. Two? Yeah, two, yes. Fell out of the bedroom window and right into the a bed of pinks. But uh my mind was made up. And you know I'm one of those chaps that as soon as my mind's made up, well, then I'm going straight for it.
Presenter
Mask.
Fred Streeter
Wh how old were you?
Presenter
Way when you started it.
Fred Streeter
Uh well I started at twelve at three shillings a week.
Presenter
Uh well I started.
Fred Streeter
Six uh to six. Six o'clock in the morning from six o'clock at night.
Presenter
Yes, that's right.
Fred Streeter
I used to love it.
Presenter
How many days a w
Fred Streeter
Uh oh, uh, six days a week and then on the seventh we had to go and do duty. That would be about four hours. Uh no pay in mind for that. No overtime. No overtime. What was your next job after that? Well, from that we wandered through several
Presenter
Yeah.
Fred Streeter
private places and into uh the big nurseries in Chelsea. Now there we got twelve shillings a week. Then I shifted on to Ireland. Oh, that was a lovely place. And uh there I stayed for
Fred Streeter
Two or three years. And then from there I come back to uh England, went into Hampshire, down a place called Privet, and that's where I met my wife.
Fred Streeter
And you know, I never had anything to do with girls at all, not till I met her. I was out for a walk one Sunday afternoon and she I saw this flash young lady, blue eyes, uh fair hair, you know, dog and a bicycle and I took over the bike, pushed the bike out, asked her if she was engaged, she said no. I said, When can I meet you again? Well, we got married uh four years after and uh we haven't had our honeymoon yet.
Presenter
Well, Fred, we'll we'll break the rules. We see if we can get her on this island with you for a bit and so that you can have your honeymoon.
Fred Streeter
Cool then would be a trait.
Presenter
Wouldn't that sound?
Fred Streeter
Uh well now, could I have in a monastery garden? Uh you know, by Catalby. I I think that's a lovely thing.
Speaker 1
Uh Uh
Presenter
Enough.
Speaker 1
I found it.
Fred Streeter
You know, uh picture all those monks in there all the day doing all these terrible jobs, but to be able to get out into the garden and see the flowers grow, you know, I'm sure it'd brighten up their lives.
Presenter
Well, after in a monastery garden, let's go back to your life story, Fred. You you just got married and you were working in Hampshire.
Fred Streeter
Yeah.
Presenter
Yes, and then
Fred Streeter
Not
Fred Streeter
Of course I got my first head place.
Fred Streeter
As head gardener. Yes, head gardener. Uh at the age of about twenty six. That's very young, isn't it? Oh, yes, it was uh rather too young, really.
Presenter
Todga
Fred Streeter
But you know what it is, you want to get on. But uh I only had seventy five pound a year then. Got married and had to keep uh keep going on that. But it it was quite all right.
Fred Streeter
Then me employer died and I shifted on. I had two or three quick moves and then I went back to Ireland again as head.
Presenter
Top
Fred Streeter
But uh to the same
Presenter
To the same plate.
Fred Streeter
Same place as took over the head job. Fancy that.
Fred Streeter
Uh and then
Fred Streeter
From that I went out, had two years in the war.
Fred Streeter
Well, that that was a rotten set out. I had two years in the Middlesex Hospital over there. I was jolly glad to get back to the garden.
Presenter
Mm-hmm.
Fred Streeter
Yeah.
Presenter
Yeah.
Fred Streeter
Well, I went back to Ireland, then I come back to Petworth Park.
Presenter
Or Petros Bucket is where you are now.
Fred Streeter
Yes, I've been there over thirty years now.
Presenter
Yes, I've been there
Fred Streeter
Who whose place is it? Well, it was uh Lord Leconfield, you know, but the present owner is Mr. John Wyndham.
Fred Streeter
How big are the gardens? Oh, well, they're pretty extensive. There used to be about three hundred acres, three hundred acres under me charge. But uh not not as uh big as that now, because we haven't got the staff. I've only got five now to manage. How many should you have? Uh, well, about between thirty and forty.
Speaker 1
Are we gonna get
Fred Streeter
Oh dear. Can't just can't get chaps to become gardeners now. Oh, no, it's too expensive. You can't employ them, not at the wage.
Presenter
Yeah.
Fred Streeter
Five cost more than twenty would before.
Fred Streeter
Well, let's break off there and have another record.
Presenter
Number four.
Fred Streeter
Well, The Roses of Picardy by uh John McCormick. Yes. He was an Irish singer and you know those uh roses are famous the world over. And I think this is a beautiful song, and he sings it so lovely. I can always picture a rose in his buttonhole, you know, when I hear this song.
Fred Streeter
Uh
Presenter
When did you first start broadcasting, Fred?
Fred Streeter
Ah
Fred Streeter
Well, it was in mister Middleton time. He he asked me to come up and have a go, and that was the start of it.
Presenter
Mm-hmm.
Fred Streeter
And I've been on ever since.
Presenter
Man Yeah.
Fred Streeter
Many hundreds of growth. Yes, I don't know why, you know, because an old Sussex gardener like me broadcasting up here, I don't know.
Presenter
You've never studied for horticultural degrees or diplomas or anything like that, have you, Fred? You've always been the the the pract
Fred Streeter
Practical man. Uh diplomas doesn't mean anything to me, you know. Uh I'd rather grow a plant and see the plant growing and talk to it and, you know, feel that you're living with it. I uh that that's my life.
Presenter
Yes, quite agree. Where do we go now? What's uh n record number five we got to?
Fred Streeter
Yes, well, I should like to go back a bit now to the old theatre in Dublin, to a piece by
Fred Streeter
Van Beeny called The Broken Melody, uh cello solo, you know. Yes, it was in a in a play. In a play, and this was the melody running like a thread all through the play. And you know, that's stuck to my mind all these years.
Presenter
It was the
Presenter
In a play and this
Fred Streeter
And I should like to hear that air on the island.
Presenter
Well, here's a record of it by Van Dini himself. Rather rather an old record, but nevertheless. Here it is.
Fred Streeter
Well
Presenter
Be old.
Presenter
Broken Melody. You're very fond of the theatre, aren't you, Fred?
Fred Streeter
Yes, and uh I haven't seen much of it lately, but in years gone by I was uh a pretty frequent goer, although I didn't get much money. See, I had my tickets given me.
Presenter
It is
Fred Streeter
And you know, I was at the uh opening night of Her Majesty's Theatre in A Market. Now you wouldn't believe that, would you? With Sir Bierbaum Tree and a play called In the Seats of the Mighty. And you know, a funny thing happened to me that night. The curtain didn't fall till midnight. You know, these curtain calls used to go up and down.
Presenter
I would believe it.
Presenter
Yeah.
Fred Streeter
Well when I got to Charing Cross the last train had gone, so I had to start walking back to Reigate.
Presenter
Yeah.
Fred Streeter
I rather than miss the end of the
Presenter
The play who had walked twenty something miles to rag it.
Fred Streeter
Oh yes, I didn't mind that.
Presenter
Yes, I didn't mind that I locked. I did see the
Fred Streeter
the curtain down. But you know, something happened there uh and I never can quite understand.
Fred Streeter
Uh when I got to about Purley, half way down, I someow turned round and found myself back at Westminster Bridge.
Fred Streeter
Would you believe it?
Fred Streeter
Perfectly true.
Presenter
Okay.
Fred Streeter
And then I went home the next morning uh by the first train. And a good story, I hope. Oh, yes, they the gardener met me, he said, Oh, here's this bad ape, and he turned up. Where have you been all night? Well, of course, as soon as I told him, I d I don't think he believed me, you know. But it was perfectly true.
Presenter
Yeah.
Fred Streeter
Oh yes, on the other plays that I saw, I saw Sir Henry Irving and Ellen Terry.
Fred Streeter
Sir George Alexander, and then all the musicals. You know, you see George Roby, Little Titch, Harry Champion, all those fellows.
Speaker 1
Yeah.
Fred Streeter
And Mary Lloyd? I've I've seen em all. As a matter of fact, I used to know a lot of them.
Fred Streeter
One thing that I used to like was the Kentucky minstrels. So I I wonder if we could have uh a record of them, could we? Surely. What would you like to hear them sing?
Fred Streeter
See, what is that one now? That particular one I like something about green pastures. That's it.
Presenter
Green Green
Presenter
Right.
Fred Streeter
Uh
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
Fred, you said you're going to turn this island into a garden, um which is very nice, but how are you going to manage it in a practical sense? You're going to be able to look after yourself?
Presenter
Yeah.
Fred Streeter
Uh yes, I can manage that, because uh all young gardeners, you know, they have to manage.
Fred Streeter
And they have to do a bit of cooking and cleaning up, make the beds and do the washing and all that.
Presenter
Mm-hmm.
Fred Streeter
And uh I I shouldn't be lost at that job, but you know, there's one thing I shouldn't be able to build a house or anything.
Presenter
Why, have you sort of been very good at that?
Fred Streeter
No, I'm I can't drive a nail in. Do you know when I got married, the first thing my wife asked me was to put up a shelf in the scullery to put the saucepans on. Well, you know, I put the shelf up, the first saucepan was put up, come down. Now I've never been asked to put up a shelf since. That's a very subtle ruse. Obviously you made that shelf fall down.
Presenter
Not
Speaker 1
But yeah.
Presenter
And so you wouldn't never be asked again.
Fred Streeter
Well well, I couldn't say that, you know, but it can't
Presenter
And you know, but it comes They know, right?
Fred Streeter
And I can't drive a nail straight. I'm no use to that at all.
Presenter
Well, you wouldn't have any tools, so you wouldn't have to drive many nails.
Fred Streeter
Yeah, but
Presenter
No no tools.
Fred Streeter
Yes, well now could I get some good shells, good scallop shells or something, that I could work the sand? Because I think it'll be sand. It won't be heavy clay, will it? It's sandy soil, yes. Well, and I should start one end and work through as quickly as I could and as well as I could.
Presenter
He played willing.
Speaker 1
Yeah.
Fred Streeter
And I should try and have a a special garden to make it worth, you know, if anyone's while going to look at it. Can you fish? Uh fish? No.
Presenter
No.
Fred Streeter
Oh, I got no time for fishing. No, and I don't like fish either. No. Any good at uh
Fred Streeter
I was going to say poaching, let's put trapping.
Fred Streeter
Oh, no. Uh, you see, I married a keeper's daughter. Oh, well, obviously you wouldn't know anything about it. No, I don't know anything about that. Mm-hmm. No, so I should grow vegetables and salads and live on them and I should be
Presenter
I don't know.
Presenter
I should be perfectly happy. What very decorative and very happy island you're gonna have. Let's have some more music to go on it.
Fred Streeter
Uh I should like to have uh another flare one if I could. You know, We'll Gather Lilacs by Richard Tolbert. Could I have that one please?
Presenter
And now we've come to your last record. What's that going to be?
Fred Streeter
Could I have Sussex by the Sea? I'm an old country chap and as I go round the flare shows and the fates and the church parades and that, you always get Sussex by the sea and get it with a military band. Nothing like it in the world. And you should see those old Sussex uh plodders, you know, march to it. Beautiful. And that would bring me back to say, oh well, I don't think there's any place like Sussex after all.
Presenter
Good old Sussex by the sea, played by the band of the Royal Air Force. Well, there are your records, Fred. Now you've still got your luxury item to choose. What one luxury would you like to take on this island?
Presenter
Could I have a greenhouse, please?
Presenter
Oh, wait a minute, now is that a luxury?
Presenter
Um
Presenter
Well what do you want to grab?
Fred Streeter
Uh orchids and all fancy stuff that uh would make these other fellows jealous from the Chelsea show and that.
Presenter
All right, if you'll promise not to grow food in it, not use it as shelter, not to live in it, certainly we shall have a very handsome greenhouse.
Fred Streeter
Oh, thank you very much. And could I have the latest dictionary, please, to keep me up to date? What sort of dictionary? Uh oh, garden dictionary. I shouldn't want anything else. I should think the garden dictionary people come to you for names, don't they? Uh well they do in some, you know, but uh out on this island I should so busy with these shells making me garden that I must keep me memory right.
Presenter
All right, you shall have your dictionary. And thank you very much, Fred Streeter, for letting us know your choice of desert island is.
Fred Streeter
Well, thank you very much for giving me the chance to go over there.
Presenter
Uh
Fred Streeter
I shall love it.
Presenter
Uh
Fred Streeter
Goodbye, everyone.
Presenter asks
When did you first start broadcasting, Fred?
Well, it was in mister Middleton time. He he asked me to come up and have a go, and that was the start of it. … I've been on ever since.
Presenter asks
You've never studied for horticultural degrees or diplomas or anything like that, have you, Fred?
Uh diplomas doesn't mean anything to me, you know. Uh I'd rather grow a plant and see the plant growing and talk to it and, you know, feel that you're living with it. I uh that that's my life.
Presenter asks
How are you going to manage [on the island] in a practical sense? You're going to be able to look after yourself?
Uh yes, I can manage that, because uh all young gardeners, you know, they have to manage. And they have to do a bit of cooking and cleaning up, make the beds and do the washing and all that. … I should grow vegetables and salads and live on them and I should be perfectly happy.
“And you know, I never had anything to do with girls at all, not till I met her. I was out for a walk one Sunday afternoon and she I saw this flash young lady, blue eyes, uh fair hair, you know, dog and a bicycle and I took over the bike, pushed the bike out, asked her if she was engaged, she said no. I said, When can I meet you again? Well, we got married uh four years after and uh we haven't had our honeymoon yet.”
“Uh diplomas doesn't mean anything to me, you know. Uh I'd rather grow a plant and see the plant growing and talk to it and, you know, feel that you're living with it. I uh that that's my life.”
“No, I'm I can't drive a nail in. Do you know when I got married, the first thing my wife asked me was to put up a shelf in the scullery to put the saucepans on. Well, you know, I put the shelf up, the first saucepan was put up, come down. Now I've never been asked to put up a shelf since. … I can't drive a nail straight. I'm no use to that at all.”