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Desert Island Discs
Presented by Sue Lawley
An acclaimed novelist and son of Kingsley Amis, known for witty, provocative novels like Money, London Fields, and Time's Arrow.
Eight records
part of the reason I'm so fond of it is that my next book, a short novel, is also called Night Dream, and it was a kind of a rhythm in the back of my head as I was writing this short novel.
takes me back to my days on high heels and flares and um flower shirts
Symphony No. 6 in B minor, Op. 74 'Pathétique' (4th movement)
London Philharmonic Orchestra, conducted by Mstislav Rostropovich
As you'll see by the end of this programme, I'm really a a very sentimental soul. Uh beneath this exterior as a as Kat Vonnegut said, I'm as soft as a sneaker full of slime. There's a terrible sentimentality. trying to get out and The books in a sense are just sort of tough talk to keep that sentiment sentimentality at bay. And this music mirrors exactly that.
It's a Man's Man's Man's World
This is a song that's true and beautiful for the two minutes of its duration.
Ben Webster and Coleman Hawkins are what I spend ninety ti ninety percent of my music listening time with. And it's always been my theory that all sex sex music is seduction. This would be the the brisk way of trying to seduce a woman.
YesterdaysFavourite
this is the the rather more whiny and weedly way of trying to seduce someone, but with great complexity and feeling.
The keepsakes
The luxury
Well, uh cable T V. If I had to just take a [few] channels then they I'm afraid they would be the sports channels. I know you can't say that without everyone thinking you're laddish, whatever that means, but I'm afraid I do get an awful lot of pleasure watching tennis and football and other sports.
In conversation
Presenter asks
Is writing a compensation? Does your fiction make up for shortcomings in your reality?
I don't think so, because when I started writing it was not out of any conflict, it was more out of a sense of play and wanting to join the dance. What is being redeemed is the the formlessness of life. It would be intolerable to me to just be a you know, a passive liver of my life. It's only when you write that you can you can impose form and pattern and humour, comedy. Otherwise the stuff itself would strike me as unendurably thin.
Presenter asks
Why have you chosen as your genre unpleasant low-life characters?
Well, yes, but they're charming, too. And the the lower they are, the you know, it seems in my work, the more popular they are with my readers. ... There's nothing cynical about it at all. In fact, it's not even a choice. It's a recognition. ... You recognize what your subject is, what you were sent down here to write about.
The recording
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Speaker 2
Hello, I'm Kirsty Young, and this is a podcast from the Desert Island Discs Archive. For rights reasons we've had to shorten the music. The programme was originally broadcast in nineteen ninety six, and the presenter was Sue Lawley.
Presenter
My Castaway this week is a writer. The famous son of a famous father, he left Oxford with a first and wrote his first novel, The Rachel Papers, at the age of twenty four, promptly winning the Somerset Maugham Award for his efforts. He seems to attract envy and admiration in equal measure. His books, which include Money, London Fields, and Time's Arrow, have been highly acclaimed, and he's been called the cleverest and most entertaining writer of his generation.
Presenter
Personally, however, he's attracted criticism. As a result, he's dismissed the way the press have treated this aspect of his life as immoral, corrupt, and arrogant.
Presenter
Cool, witty, and forty seven, writing is of overwhelming importance to him. Life alone does not offer enough, he says. It can only be redeemed by being reprocessed into prose. He is Martin Amis. Is writing, then, Martin, a a compensation? Does your fiction make up for shortcomings in your reality?
Martin Amis
Um I don't think so, because when I started writing it was not out of any conflict, it was more out of a sense of play and
Martin Amis
wanting to join the dance. What is being redeemed is the the formlessness of life.
Martin Amis
It would be intolerable to me to just be a you know, a passive
Martin Amis
liver of my life. It's only when you write that you can you can impose form and pattern and humour, comedy. Otherwise the stuff itself would strike me as unendurably thin.
Presenter
But does it matter then whether your life is going well or going badly? Does the one or the other have an effect on how much you want to write?
Martin Amis
No, it's it's a it's a fairly constant daily urge.
Presenter
So do you you walk with the spring in your step to your study every morning? Do you really want to get in there?
Martin Amis
I really want to get in there and uh will snarl with loathing sometimes when the telephone rings and really you're very intensely concentrated and
Presenter
Which is apparently not how it was for your father, Kingsley Amos.
Martin Amis
Well, dad had had uh daily anxiety about writing. I only have anxiety as I'm finishing a novel, where where all the anxiety that's I've been
Martin Amis
Sublimating um comes and seeks me out.
Presenter
Why is that? Be because because people are then going to see it, you've got to let it go, as it were.
Martin Amis
Yeah, well it's it's no, it's all doubt. Doubt is what you're dealing with. Um and that's what my father dealt with every morning. He he would be trembling over his boiled egg'cause he thought he you know he'd lost it. He'd lost the magic, the n the knack. Um and then when I lived at home I'd hear him go into his study and fifteen minutes later I could hear him laughing.
Presenter
But when you saw all that going on as a boy, you saw your father going through all of that did did you think then, you know, that's what I want to do? Or did it look so awful you thought that's what I don't want to do?
Martin Amis
What it looks like is um it looks dull. Nothing is duller than what your father does for a living, whatever it is.
Presenter
So it was essentially unglamorous.
Martin Amis
Unglamorous, but glamorous too, I mean, no question about it.
Presenter
Because he had status. You must have spotted that as you heard.
Martin Amis
He had stated things were happening. It was
Martin Amis
I mean, what it what it meant for me was that my father sort of d disappeared a lot of the time.
Martin Amis
and was alone, and then every couple of years he would be in the papers, and when his marriage broke up
Martin Amis
It was in the papers, and I think I got a sense then.
Martin Amis
Luckily, that that was part of the job too, and so that.
Presenter
Mm.
Martin Amis
One had to grow another layer of skin to deal with that.
Presenter
Tell me about your first record.
Martin Amis
This is Night Train, Oscar Peterson.
Martin Amis
And part of the reason
Martin Amis
I'm so fond of it is that my next book, a short novel, is also called Night Dream, and it was a kind of a rhythm in the back of my head as I was writing this short novel.
Presenter
Night Train played by the Oscar Peterson trio, Peterson on piano, Ray Brown on bass and Ed Thigpen on drums.
Presenter
Martin Amis, you use a lot of your own experiences as material for your novels.
Presenter
If you went under a bus tomorrow, if your children then read your work.
Presenter
To find out more about you, they might say to themselves, I wonder why Dad was so often preoccupied with low life.
Presenter
with things violent or vile or humiliating.
Martin Amis
Yes, I think they might think that. Um, I also think that
Martin Amis
They'd think that I was there in search of curious kinds of humour and even strange poetic effects as well.
Martin Amis
What I hope that eventually conclude is that um
Martin Amis
looking around, reading around, they'd see that in fact all the other genres have disappeared and all we've really got left now is comedy.
Martin Amis
you know, tragedy and epic and romance.
Martin Amis
don't seem to fit the world we're in at the moment.
Presenter
But why really the question is why have you chosen as your genre, why has your genre become unpleasant low-life characters?
Martin Amis
Well, yes, but they're charming, too.
Martin Amis
And the the lower they are, the you know, it seems in my work, the more popular they are with my readers.
Presenter
But that's not the reason you write about them, surely?
Martin Amis
Not quite as sin
Presenter
It's not quite as cynical as that, is it?
Martin Amis
No. There's nothing cynical about it at all. In fact, it's not even a choice. It's a recognition.
Presenter
Of what?
Martin Amis
You recognize what your subject is, what you were sent down here to write about.
Presenter
You said something like that. You said, Let me quote you to yourself, if I may. I don't come at these people, they come at me like information formed in the night. Why does uh such people as
Presenter
Keith Tallant in London Fields is the obvious example, you know, who's pretty amoral. Why does he come to you in the night and say write about me?
Martin Amis
It's very mysterious. I think everyone who isn't a writer has a kind of utilitarian view of how novels get written.
Martin Amis
In fact, they come from nowhere and they they feel like a little gulp in your digestive system, and it's a you just recognize that that's your next novel. What you're you're given in these little pangs of conception can sometimes appall you. You think I'm going to spend four years on someone like that.
Presenter
But what you have said, I think, on occasions is that, you know, you're not necessarily approving of these people, obviously. In fact, you're you're laughing at them quite often.
Martin Amis
That's right.
Presenter
There is a comedy there. That's very difficult, I think, reading as a subjective business, but it it it's very difficult to accept that. You can come out of the end of some of your novels, like money.
Presenter
Just feeling disturbed, dejected, a bit dirty actually.
Martin Amis
Oh, well I'm s I'm sorry to hear you say that. I think that good stuff, good literature, uh is incapable of depressing anyone. Otherwise there will just be a blood bath in the theatre at the end of King Lear or Hamlet, and that doesn't happen. You come out exhilarated, catharsis has taken place. Anything anything that's any good is going to cheer you up no matter what it's about.
Presenter
Tell me about record number two.
Martin Amis
Um this is takes me back to my days on high heels and flares and um flower shirts as Jimi Hendrix, the live version of Voodoo Cha.
Speaker 4
Lord, I'm a good little child.
Presenter
Jimi Hendrix and the live version of Voodoo Child.
Presenter
Going back to your early life, Martin, you apparently went to more than a dozen schools. Why so many?
Martin Amis
Because my parents moved around and also, um, broke up. So
Martin Amis
Starting a new school became an almost annual event. And I think it m t made me
Martin Amis
Rather
Martin Amis
obsequious and ingratiating child. Uh I was in any case a middle child.
Martin Amis
With very um expressive brother and sister. So I was always picking up the pieces and being a diplomat and
Martin Amis
And actually avoiding attention. I was n I
Martin Amis
It always
Martin Amis
puzzles me when I hear about children needing attention because I was
Martin Amis
quite liked escaping from attention.
Martin Amis
Then that perhaps is the the seed of
Martin Amis
wanting to be a writer is that
Martin Amis
You get all this time alone.
Presenter
But you weren't into reading much, as they say. Apparently all you read was Harold Robbins and comics.
Martin Amis
Uh yes, I read a lot of comics and then I reread those comics.
Martin Amis
and read Harold Robbins and things that were meant to be sexy, like John Brain, Room at the Top. That was under my bed for a year or two when I was twelve or thirteen.
Martin Amis
My education r really became a mess. In my late teens I was
Martin Amis
averaging about an O level a year and spending a lot of time in betting shops and that kind of thing.
Martin Amis
So you were
Presenter
So you were you you were quite street wise then, were you? Yes, I think that's where it all began.
Martin Amis
Yes, I think it's a good idea. And it was my stepmother, Elizabeth Jane Hard, in fact, who saw that this couldn't go on and decided to.
Martin Amis
systematize my education and I was then sent off to a boarding crammer.
Martin Amis
in Brighton.
Presenter
But how did they persuade you to do that? Apparently they took you out, she and your father, to to a Wheeler's restaurant and said, Now, this is what we're going to do with you.
Martin Amis
Uh they read the right act, and but I was ready. Um if you're tall, bright, and you're l you're l living a kind of worthless life, then you're you're ready for a change and and you know this can't go on and and you're more and more frightened of the world you're going to have to enter.
Presenter
How old would you have been then when they did this?
Martin Amis
Oh, quite, you know, getting on. I mean, eighteen.
Martin Amis
Almost a lost cause.
Presenter
And yet within a matter of what, eighteen months, two years, you'd got into Oxford to read English.
Martin Amis
In a in a year, in fact, because I found uh you know, I liked it and
Martin Amis
Was good at it.
Presenter
Record number three.
Martin Amis
As you'll see by the end of this programme, I'm really a a very sentimental soul. Uh beneath this exterior as a as Kat Vonnegut said, I'm as soft as a sneaker full of slime. There's a terrible sentimentality.
Martin Amis
trying to get out and
Martin Amis
The books in a sense are just sort of tough talk to keep that sentiment sentimentality at bay.
Presenter
And this music mirrors exactly that.
Martin Amis
Yes, if if the carapace cracks, this is what you get.
Presenter
Part of the last movement of Tchaikovsky's Symphony No. Six in B minor the Patitik with the London Philharmonic Orchestra conducted by Umstislav Rostropovich.
Presenter
So you um you got a first, Martin Amos, from Exeter College, um but you were so laid back about it apparently that you didn't bother to open the envelope that told you.
Martin Amis
Now this is this is a story my father told where he accused me of being a monster of cool.
Martin Amis
It's true that when the notification came.
Martin Amis
I left the
Martin Amis
the card on the kitchen table with a coffee stain on the corner of it.
Martin Amis
But but that's not it's not an accurate story, because I already knew because I'd been to Oxford and and had the interview. And this was no mere ordinary first, this was a what they used to call a congratulatory first, so I knew that I'd got that, um because instead of grilling you they just chat to you for five minutes.
Presenter
Right.
Presenter
But he quite liked your cool, your father, didn't he? He rather admired your your street cred, didn't he?
Martin Amis
Uh
Martin Amis
Well, I think he did and he didn't. I think
Martin Amis
One of the reasons he didn't like my fiction much was the milieu. I mean, he didn't like these uh Burks and Louts uh and promiscuous young people. So that's really as far as it goes.
Presenter
It's quite a good line though he came out with when he said that he he he longed when he read your books for an ordinary sentence like they they finished their drinks and left.
Martin Amis
Well, to which I say I want fewer of those sen sentences in his books, um although I I mean I never made any secret of my admiration for his work.
Presenter
Anyway, you went into journalism at first. You you went to the Times Literary Supplement, then you went on to the New Statesman, where you were literary editor, but by twenty four you'd published this first novel, the The Rachel Papers, which was very successful. Was it then only a matter of time before you were going to become a full time writer? Was that always the plot?
Martin Amis
The the the plot was that I would
Martin Amis
Come I came down from Oxford and I was going to have a year in London and see how it went.
Martin Amis
If I didn't fancy it, I was going to go back and do another degree, and I think I would have become an academic.
Martin Amis
But it did go well. Um I loved working at the TLS. I wrote
Martin Amis
my first novel in the evenings. I had a tremendous amount of energy.
Martin Amis
Uh because I'd worked so hard for my degree at Oxford. I mean, I wasn't I wasn't cool about that. I'd have looked like an idiot if I hadn't got a first. I worked so hard. And working hard gives you muscles for working hard.
Presenter
But then it was, you know, round about then that this whole press thing started, really. You started being called a a super brat, didn't you?
Martin Amis
Yeah.
Presenter
Because you were being so successful. Smarty Marty, they called himself.
Martin Amis
But yes, except except all that I mean, in in the culture generally that it wasn't there. I mean, you delivered your novel, it got published, it got reviewed, and that was that. There was none of this secondary
Martin Amis
you know, continuous rumble of personality stuff.
Presenter
Well, why then it's now happened to you. Why have you called it you know, you've come on very strong about it, why have you called it immoral and corrupt?
Martin Amis
I think I was talking about
Martin Amis
The way journalism is going. I think it is.
Martin Amis
It's getting more powerful, therefore more corrupt.
Martin Amis
And more arrogant and more scurrilous. But you spartan.
Presenter
But you've smarted from it personally. I mean, you can you can tell that. You've
Martin Amis
I've I was small
Presenter
smarted from it personally.
Martin Amis
Not that much. I mean, I think when people say, doesn't it bother you? What I take to mean being bothered by this kind of thing is that.
Martin Amis
Your mind is not at rest. You're constantly turning over a sense of injustice in your mind. You're waking up in the middle of the night.
Martin Amis
Murdering people in your thoughts. And honestly, that that hasn't happened. Every now and then someone says something that does get under your skin. But it's not.
Martin Amis
It's not the volume of the stuff that does it. I've had I hadn't really felt cowed by that.
Presenter
Record number four.
Martin Amis
This is a song that's true and beautiful for the two minutes of its duration. James Brown, It's a Man's World.
Speaker 4
Made me the car!
Speaker 4
Take us more than roll!
Speaker 4
MAAAAAAAA
Speaker 4
Train!
Speaker 4
To carry the heavy load
Speaker 4
Man beat the electrolyte!
Speaker 4
To take us out of the dark.
Presenter
Man be
Speaker 4
In the boat, mama!
Presenter
James Brown, and it's a man's world. And now, Martinemus, you have two daughters.
Martin Amis
That's right. Separated by two decades. Um the elder, Delilah, Seale, I've only come to know in the last couple of years, and the younger
Martin Amis
Fernanda, who has just recently joined us.
Presenter
I said earlier that you used your your life as material for your fiction.
Presenter
Was your daughter Delilah?
Presenter
Always there in it then. Delilah, we should explain. You you fathered during a brief affair in the seventies and have recently been
Presenter
reunited as it were. She's twenty years old.
Presenter
I noticed in in Money you've got the here are there, John Self, saying at one point, Should you ever find yourself in a paternity or maternity mix-up, tell the kid. How can you live seriously if you don't know who you are? I mean, is that
Presenter
Was that your thoughts about Delilah there?
Martin Amis
Well, the writer Maureen Freeley wrote an interesting piece where she said that this had become a theme in my work around about the time that
Martin Amis
Delilah was being born and raised, you know, outside my ken. I knew of her, but I didn't
Martin Amis
And I had fantasies of following the pram around. But she was in another life, and there was.
Martin Amis
Which ought to have remained close to me.
Martin Amis
And it's true, if you look at my books, there are these missing children. Also my cousin, first cousin.
Martin Amis
Lucy Partington disappeared at at that time Elizabeth.
Martin Amis
We later discovered was one of Fred West's victims, but for twenty years.
Martin Amis
Um she was just someone who had disappeared.
Martin Amis
Um
Presenter
And she's there, it's said in in your novel. She's well, there's Mary Lamb, isn't there? Yes, there are these. And other people and.
Martin Amis
Yes, there are different people and my novels about.
Martin Amis
Children disappearing.
Martin Amis
I wasn't consciously writing about Lucy or Delilah, but but of course fiction is where your unconscious asserts itself, and of course I had been worrying about them. They'd been in the back of my mind.
Martin Amis
And the novel is is exactly the place where that kind of
Martin Amis
hidden preoccupation is going to surface.
Presenter
So art imitates life in that sense. Does does life ever imitate art? It was said that when you began writing the information.
Martin Amis
Can that
Presenter
Which is a a about a midlife crisis. You weren't having one, but by the time you finished it you were.
Martin Amis
That's true. But the novel was in that limbo between being finished and being published when the the great fuss happened. So, um
Martin Amis
It it it didn't affect the book. The book evolved into into a kind of midlife crisis, although that was always going to be its subject.
Presenter
Okay, well we'll we'll talk about the great fuss in a minute, but just let's pause and have some more music.
Martin Amis
Ben Webster and Coleman Hawkins are what I spend ninety ti ninety percent of my music listening time with. And it's always been my theory that
Martin Amis
All sex sex music is seduction. This would be the the brisk way of trying to seduce a woman.
Presenter
Ben Webster Quintet and Late Date with Ben Webster on sax, Oscar Peterson on piano, Ray Brown on bass, Herb Ellis on guitar and Stan Levy on drums. That was recorded in nineteen fifty seven and I was just saying it's a it's a very jaunty seduction there.
Martin Amis
Yes, you're trying to jolly them along before they have a chance to think about it.
Presenter
So this very public midlife crisis. Um we all knew about it. Your marriage broke up. There was a row about your wanting too much money for your book. You lost your agent of long standing and you spent twenty thousand pounds on your teeth.
Presenter
How it was incredibly public, all played out in the newspapers. How painful was it?
Martin Amis
Uh well it was nothing compared to what was actually going on. Um
Martin Amis
What happened in the papers was just a pinprick compared to the actual events.
Presenter
Tell me a bit about the money thing, because ap apparently you'd never bothered about money before. You'd always, I read, put your bank statements in a shoe box unopened.
Martin Amis
Mm, I've gone back to that now.
Martin Amis
Um
Martin Amis
I suppose it was just curiosity about, you know, wanting to you reached a certain stage in your life and you wanted to know where you stood.
Presenter
what you were worth or what you could get, do you mean?
Martin Amis
Well, what?
Martin Amis
No, what what a publisher was prepared to pay.
Presenter
Had you not bothered that much before that? You'd just take them vaguely what the agent negotiated.
Martin Amis
Yes, yes. I hadn't bothered much. I'm I'm not, you know, interested in money, uh, not excited by it. But there was this
Martin Amis
This it was part of the sort of convulsion in my life that I wanted to
Martin Amis
You know, I've get seeing that I was
Martin Amis
Supposed to be the most influential etcetera, writer of my generation, so I thought.
Martin Amis
Well, let's test the waters. And it wasn't, I mean it was exaggerated, so as a.
Martin Amis
not exaggerated, but seized on as a way of having another reason to attack me, because um there were other advances paid that were within a stone's throw of that, that caused not even a business paragraph.
Presenter
But this caused you to to lose your agent Pat Kavanagh and thereby her her husband, your friend Julian Barnes. So, you know, it all got sort of terribly personal and and
Presenter
Painful, presumably.
Martin Amis
Hmm.
Martin Amis
Yes, it did.
Presenter
And why did you let that happen is really what I'm asking?
Martin Amis
Well, I don't I don't know if I mean, perhaps the press.
Martin Amis
Does here become a kind of an actor in the drama because.
Martin Amis
By the time that happened, I felt I'd long lost control of events. And it's um I mean the press
Martin Amis
The press really created a lot of the pressure that made that happen.
Presenter
Is it over? I mean, is is the big midlife crisis over? You're hardened.
Martin Amis
Midlife crisis.
Martin Amis
Yeah.
Presenter
Battle scarred.
Martin Amis
Well, you do I mean it it a crisis is exactly what it is. Um in the information I suggest that it's an hysterical overreaction to the clear fact that you're gonna die, that all this is finite and that you're
Martin Amis
As Larkin said, it's it's not only going to happen, but it's so near.
Martin Amis
But a crisis is a crisis and it has a beginning and an end. And you do come up the other side of the midlife crisis and you look around, you think, well, I've still got one arm, and this I've still got this leg. And actually.
Martin Amis
Your horizons are clearer to you and um you're strengthened and emboldened by
Martin Amis
By having made this, you know, jump into the next bit of life that that seemed so strange to you when you entered it.
Presenter
Record number six.
Martin Amis
This is uh the beginning of Handel's concerto number four in A minor from his Concerti Grossi.
Martin Amis
Um it's beautifully mathematical.
Presenter
The opening of Handel's concerto number four in A minor from his Concerti Grossi Opus Six, played by the English concert orchestra conducted by Trevor Pinnock.
Presenter
Does Martin being over your midlife crisis uh mean that you've ceased to contemplate death, or is it something that still daily invades your thoughts?
Martin Amis
Um
Martin Amis
As Saul Bellow said, it's like the d the dark backing behind a mirror that you need before anything can be seen.
Martin Amis
You know, the mirror wouldn't work without this sheet of darkness behind it.
Presenter
But how much do you think about?
Martin Amis
Not much. I'm not I'm certainly not, um, like my father who and like Philip Larkin who
Martin Amis
probably have something had something that there is now a name for, like early death awareness syndrome.
Martin Amis
It doesn't loom.
Martin Amis
for me as it did for him. And it was almost, you know, pathological with him.
Martin Amis
As a child I remember sometimes my mother would wake me up and bring my father into my room.
Martin Amis
And he would just chat for a few minutes and then go back. And I said, What was that about last night? And she said, Well, he'd woken up with a nightmare. And
Martin Amis
He knew that if he was w with you he had to be calm.
Martin Amis
And I think it, you know, it really was a terror for him, and it certainly hasn't been that way for me.
Presenter
And how has his death affected you? I mean, obviously it would make any makes any child think about their own mortality, but you said something slightly odd. You said that
Presenter
Opposite.
Presenter
Very saddened by his death. But you said also that it's been liberating, that a great obstacle has gone. It is it well.
Martin Amis
It's as if well, it's it's many things. And um, you know, as psychologists say, death isn't is not a simple thing, it's the complex symbol. Um you know, if you're honest, you'll say that as your father's death is is happening.
Martin Amis
You feel very energetic.
Martin Amis
The body feels important because it is about to be promoted into the front line.
Martin Amis
temporal front line. So you uh Freud said that he had a huge
Martin Amis
attack of energy when his father died, because you also feel you've got to get stuff done because your death is now more present to you, because h the intercessionary figure of your father has gone.
Martin Amis
And and that kind of gets you through it too.
Martin Amis
You know, someone said to me, it's it's the simple expressions of grief that actually are the tr the truest ones. Someone said, It's like lo losing a part of yourself and you know, you don't get over that.
Martin Amis
And that's what it was like.
Presenter
But it also means that you cease to be the boy and become the man, to put it sympathetically but yeah.
Martin Amis
Well, I mean, yes, if if to d to deal with the sort of media 1% of the whole question, I can't surely to God be go on being the bad boy of English letters as I approach my fifties. And I think I was the bad boy for so long simply because the bad man was there. And now that the man is gone, then surely I go from boy to man, I have a thought.
Presenter
Cord number seven.
Martin Amis
This is Oscar Peterson again. Georgia on my mind.
Speaker 4
Yeah.
Presenter
The Oscar Peterson trio again, this time with Georgia on my mind. How much, Martin, do you care about your readers, or don't you care about them beyond the fact that they're there?
Martin Amis
No, I I feel passionately about my readers. I think
Martin Amis
Reading is an art, just as writing is. Every reader will take something different away from your books. Every reader will have a different view of each of your characters, will paint them in their own mind. I feel you know, I more and more that one needs the support of one's readers.
Presenter
But um I mean, obviously you hope all authors hope that they will live on after their death. You have Richard Tale, the the unsuccessful one of the two novelists in The Information, worrying that the you know, the awful superficial work of his rival will live on. And he says, you know, if it did, the universe would be a joke, an awful contemptible joke.
Presenter
Do you fear, then, for your readers, that that poor literature does them harm?
Martin Amis
No, I think any reading is better than no reading.
Martin Amis
Because what's so important about
Martin Amis
Reading is is that you're c communing with another mind.
Presenter
But you despise, don't you, people who attempt to to to get the reader to identify with them. That's not what you want. You think that's pretty cheap.
Martin Amis
Well, n Nabokov said that um the number one on your list of what not to do as a reader is identify with the main character with
Martin Amis
Yeah.
Martin Amis
Anna or Vronsky.
Martin Amis
What you should be doing is identifying with the author and seeing
Martin Amis
what he or she is up to and how they're arranging things and and and trying to get a an overview of the novel, not being swept along helplessly by a kind of soap opera.
Presenter
But the the possibility that that Geoffrey Archer's Oeuvre may outlive your own is um pretty hard to stomach, isn't it?
Martin Amis
Um well, my father used to say, you know, he didn't care at all about posterity because he wouldn't be around to enjoy its good opinion and you know, no bloody use to me, he used to say. But I know he didn't he did mind a little bit.
Martin Amis
It's what keeps writers honest, because um it's all that matters being read after you're dead. And by definition you're never going to know whether it's that's an absolute lock. They've got you there.
Martin Amis
So it keeps you honest to know that the big question is one you won't even get a glimpse of.
Presenter
Uh I'll strike over.
Martin Amis
Yeah.
Martin Amis
This is uh Kilman Hawkins' Yesterday's, and this is the the rather more whiny and weedly way of trying to seduce someone, but with great complexity and feeling.
Speaker 4
Uh
Speaker 4
Uh
Presenter
Yesterday's recorded in nineteen fifty with Coleman Hawkins on tennis sacs, Hank Jones on piano, Ray Brown on bass, and Buddy Rich on drums. There's a a lot of seduction on this island, considering you're all alone, Martin.
Martin Amis
Yes, that's true.
Presenter
Are you going to survive on your own?
Martin Amis
I think I w I would. I mean, I I'd miss my sons and my daughters. But I'm I want to find the writer as he or she who's most alive when alone. And there's definitely
Martin Amis
some truth in there. So I wouldn't be throwing myself to the sharks.
Presenter
If you could only take one of those records, which one would it be?
Martin Amis
Um well, I think the last one. It has a kind of abrasive complexity and never quite answers the questions that it's posing.
Presenter
Annual book?
Martin Amis
My book would be The Longmans Annotated uh Milton.
Martin Amis
Uh if it can't be a collected works of then it would just be Paradise Lost.
Presenter
And what about your luxury?
Martin Amis
Well, uh cable T V.
Martin Amis
If I had to just take a f ch a few channels then they I'm afraid they would be the sports channels.
Martin Amis
I know you can't say that without without everyone thinking you're laddish, whatever that means, but um
Martin Amis
I'm afraid I do get an awful lot of pleasure watching tennis and football and other sports.
Martin Amis
Television.
Presenter
Martin Amus, thank you very much indeed for letting us hear your desert island discs.
Martin Amis
It's a pleasure, thank you.
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Presenter asks
Why did you go to more than a dozen schools?
Because my parents moved around and also, um, broke up. So starting a new school became an almost annual event. And I think it m t made me rather obsequious and ingratiating child. Uh I was in any case a middle child. With very um expressive brother and sister. So I was always picking up the pieces and being a diplomat and and actually avoiding attention.
Presenter asks
How painful was [the midlife crisis and the press attention surrounding your marriage breakup and book advance]?
Uh well it was nothing compared to what was actually going on. Um what happened in the papers was just a pinprick compared to the actual events.
Presenter asks
How has your father's death affected you?
Very saddened by his death. But ... it's been liberating, that a great obstacle has gone. ... you know, as psychologists say, death isn't is not a simple thing, it's the complex symbol. ... you feel very energetic. The body feels important because it is about to be promoted into the front line. ... you also feel you've got to get stuff done because your death is now more present to you, because h the intercessionary figure of your father has gone.
“It's only when you write that you can you can impose form and pattern and humour, comedy. Otherwise the stuff itself would strike me as unendurably thin.”
“You recognize what your subject is, what you were sent down here to write about.”
“Anything anything that's any good is going to cheer you up no matter what it's about.”
“It's what keeps writers honest, because um it's all that matters being read after you're dead. And by definition you're never going to know whether it's that's an absolute lock.”