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Desert Island Discs
Presented by Sue Lawley
Fashion designer, voted Fashion Designer of the Year, known for classic clothes and designs for theatre and ballet.
Eight records
On the Sunny Side of the Street
Billie Holliday reminds me of my mother very much. You know, I've been listening to her playing it. And then me playing it, and so I'd want to remember my mother, I think, yes.
It would make me think of my father. He loves Dusty Springfield and so do I. And uh I think that the song is very appropriate one.
it brings the whole feeling of early adolescence back to me, learning to smoke and drink crumpy down in the bushes at school. And though I didn't like school, I liked the smoking and drinking part down in the bushes in the fields with my mates.
New York at that time w was having the birth of the disco. This song was definitely the song of that moment.
And this will make me think of my office family. I love my secretary, Aileen. and all the other people in my office. So I would think of them when this was being played.
And I suppose that reminds me of France and the French, whom I love.
Vissi d'ArteFavourite
The first time I heard Maria Kallas' voice, I nearly burst into tears. I I couldn't believe how beautiful it was. And this song in particular is all about how how she did it for art
Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend
I've been talking about how lucky I am and I have had a friend called Sue Fulston, since I started work. And I think in life that it's your friends that get you by, and my friend Sue has done just that, and her favourite song is Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend. By Marilyn Monroe and I would be reminded of her.
The keepsakes
The book
E.T.A. Hoffmann
I'm very lucky, you see, because I've got a terrible memory, so I can read a book from end to end and then go back again. They are the most beautiful collection of eighteenth-century French tales.
The luxury
an endless supply of vintage Krug champagne
I thought about pens and paper. But I thought, no, I g you I'd have to make my own. That would be a bit more of a challenge. And I thought about all sorts of things that I might want, but actually at the end of the day what will make me feel really good is an endless supply of vintage Krug champagne.
In conversation
Presenter asks
Did you feel a terrific onus to achieve because of the Conran name?
Yes. [That] is the answer definitely, because otherwise I was always going to be my parents' son.
Presenter asks
Was it the Conran name that got you that six-page spread in Vogue when you were nineteen?
I don't actually believe it was, because Vogue is a commercial enterprise, and whoever the fashion editor was certainly didn't do it for the love of me or for the name. I think probably I was designing the right clothes at the right time. Perhaps the only reason she actually got to see my clothes was because of my name. Now that I'm willing to concede.
The recording
Timestamps play the recording from that turn
Speaker 2
Hello, I'm Kirsty Young, and this is a podcast from the Desert Island Discs archive. For rights reasons, we've had to shorten the music.
Speaker 2
The programme was originally broadcast in nineteen ninety five, and the presenter was Sue Lawley.
Presenter
My Castaway this week is a fashion designer. The son of famous parents who divorced when he was very young, it wasn't until he left his English public school education for Art College in New York that his career began to take shape.
Presenter
In 1977, still only eighteen, he returned to London. He got a bank loan and he started his own business. Less than ten years later, he was voted Fashion Designer of the Year. Today, aged thirty five, he remains a fashionable success, admired not just for his classic clothes, but his designs for theatre and ballet as well. In a family like mine, he says, if you're not successful, you drown. He is Jasper Conran. Have you ever felt you were drowning in the midst of this Conran clan, Jasper?
Jasper Conran
Oh, yes, quite frequently, really quite frequently.
Presenter
But the name Conran is one which immediately suggests superwoman and and superman indeed, and style and success and all of these things. That m there must have been a terrific onus upon you to achieve.
Jasper Conran
Yes.
Jasper Conran
is the answer definitely, because otherwise I was always going to be my parents' son.
Presenter
But you had to say How do you do? My name is Jasper Conrad.
Jasper Conran
Yes, certainly I encountered prejudice.
Presenter
Did you?
Jasper Conran
Yes.
Presenter
In what way?
Jasper Conran
Well, because everybody thought it would be easy for me, you know. My brother had had a terrible time at art school.
Jasper Conran
My father was on the board of governors of most of the art schools. So how do you get into an art school without anybody thinking that you've been got in by the back door, so to speak?
Presenter
But do you think that if you hadn't had the name that Vogue would still have given you, as they did when you were nineteen years old, virtually unknown, they gave you a six page spread. Now, wasn't it the name Conrad that got you there?
Jasper Conran
I don't actually believe it was, because Vogue is a commercial enterprise, and whoever the fashion editor was certainly didn't do it for the love of me or for the name
Jasper Conran
I think probably I was designing the right clothes at the right time.
Jasper Conran
Perhaps the only reason she actually got to see my clothes was because of my name.
Presenter
Mm-hmm.
Jasper Conran
Now that I'm willing to concede.
Presenter
Yes.
Jasper Conran
Yes.
Presenter
Well we'll talk more about the Conran clan in a minute, but tell me first of all
Presenter
You have a very specific view, as I understand it, about how you arrive at this desert island. Now tell me about that.
Jasper Conran
Well, to just jump off the side of a boat isn't very glamorous now, is it? I think I've been on a wonderful yacht. It's it's probably some thirties yacht that's been sailing through the Caribbean. It probably belonged to some
Jasper Conran
Amazing.
Jasper Conran
Millionaireists find it b breathes its last, this boat and it blows up spectacularly, and I swim ashore.
Presenter
So you sit down and attempt to turn it into a stylish minimalist paradise, is that right?
Jasper Conran
Yes, I think so. Probably lots of navy blue, gingham and stripes and just hints of colour here and there, yes.
Presenter
The odd cushion thrown around on the beach. And the music. Let's get down to the music. Tell me about your first record. What what are you going to play when you get to this place?
Jasper Conran
Yeah.
Jasper Conran
My first record would be Billie Holliday singing on the sunny side of the street. Billie Holliday reminds me of my mother very much. You know, I've been listening to her playing it.
Jasper Conran
And then me playing it, and so I'd want to remember my mother, I think, yes.
Speaker 4
Land of Coat Get your hair
Speaker 4
Leave your worry on the doorstep Just direct your feet To the sunny side of the street Can't you hear a pit of pet?
Speaker 4
And that habit too is your stay.
Speaker 4
Life can be so sweet.
Speaker 4
On the sunny side of the
Presenter
Billie Holiday singing Sunny Side of the Street. In fact, all your records I see are women vocalists.
Jasper Conran
Yes, it's my all-girl lineup. The thing about women is that they
Jasper Conran
Good deal nicer than men in
Jasper Conran
In many respects.
Presenter
'Cause you were brought up mainly by women. Your parents divorced when you were two. Yeah. And you were brought up by mother, grandmother, and great grandmother as well, eh?
Jasper Conran
Of course.
Jasper Conran
Great grandmother, yes, indeed, she was a fabulous woman.
Presenter
So you were kind of weaned on gossip and girl talk, yes.
Jasper Conran
Yes, I was. You see, I used to get taken around by my grandmother to my great grandmother's house every day for tea and
Jasper Conran
I would sit and listen. They thought I couldn't talk. I was I could talk very well, but I was too fascinated by their gossiping.
Presenter
But you didn't talk, did you? You didn't talk about it.
Jasper Conran
But you didn't
Jasper Conran
No, I didn't talk until I was four years old.
Presenter
I wonder why.
Jasper Conran
It could be that, um
Jasper Conran
I had had a quite traumatic time.
Presenter
Because of your parents separating when you were so little.
Jasper Conran
Yes. I mean, my mother was working and I I was left in the hands of nannies and um certainly one of my nannies used to lock me up and go out the minute my mother had left.
Presenter
But you didn't open your mouth and tell yourself that.
Jasper Conran
Well, I mean, no, and you see, and if you're not spoken to, you don't actually talk.
Presenter
Hmm.
Jasper Conran
Same.
Presenter
But nevertheless you love women, even nasty ladies.
Jasper Conran
Now I haven't stopped I haven't stopped talking since I did open my mouth, however.
Presenter
Since I did it.
Presenter
You like women, as I say. You like dressing women. You make them look very female.
Jasper Conran
Yeah.
Jasper Conran
What I try to do is follow the lines of a woman's shape. I I don't make androgynous looking clothes, I make female clothes. That is the shape of a woman, that's the shape we make the clothes in.
Presenter
But they're also very classic. They're often navy blue or black.
Jasper Conran
Yeah.
Presenter
Oh yeah.
Jasper Conran
Oh yes. My favourite colours have always been navy blue and black and white.
Jasper Conran
I find myself always saying Oh well, we'll do this in pink and then No, it'll look much better in black.
Jasper Conran
But but how many
Presenter
But how many ways are there to design the little navy blue suit?
Jasper Conran
Oh, hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds. You change the shaping of the jacket, you change the proportions, you change the I mean, I believe that clothes should work for you, they should do a job.
Jasper Conran
To make you feel good, to make you feel confident.
Presenter
One could say, but that's just you being a rather astute business man. You are buying clothes that women will wear, not things that will be photographed and talked about in newspapers. Is that you the business man at work there, or is it actually something back to the mainstream?
Jasper Conran
Well, there's always an economical factor to being in the fashion business. It's it's a minefield of horror. And for for sure, I have to make clothes that sell because I'd have you out of business very quickly.
Presenter
Tell me about record number two.
Jasper Conran
Oh, record number two. It would make me think of my father. He loves Dusty Springfield and so do I. And uh I think that the song is very appropriate one.
Speaker 4
Really rare was the breach of son, And when his daddy would visit he'd come along.
Speaker 4
When they gathered round and started talking Paston Billy would take me walking Out through the backyard we go walking Then he look into my eyes Lord knows the line surprise The only one who could ever reach me Was the son of a preacher man The only boy who could ever teach me Was the son of a preacher man
Presenter
Dusty Springfield with Son of a Preacher Man. So, Jasper Connon, your parents parted when you were two, we said. Just about when your father, Terence, was setting up Habitat, it must have been.
Jasper Conran
Yeah, just
Jasper Conran
I think uh he set up Habitat in nineteen sixty four, so that was just a little bit later.
Presenter
A little bit later.
Jasper Conran
He had um
Jasper Conran
Conrad Design Group then I
Presenter
Your mother surely hadn't made a name for herself at that stage, had she?
Jasper Conran
Well, she had because she had been designing Conran Fabrics. That's what she ran. And that was a very successful company at the time.
Presenter
But she went on to become woman's editor of The Observer.
Jasper Conran
She did, and.
Presenter
And you were this little boy at home, very silent, as we've heard very detached by all accounts, and you went on being detached.
Jasper Conran
Uh
Jasper Conran
Building.
Speaker 4
Uh
Jasper Conran
One being
Jasper Conran
Yes, I did. I built a sort of emotional barrier around myself that was impregnable.
Presenter
But you were sent away to school. How did you get on there? Did you retain the barrier?
Jasper Conran
Yes, I think I did. I think I did all the time that I was at school. I was fat.
Jasper Conran
And um children are very cruel to fat children, you know. Um so.
Speaker 2
How so
Jasper Conran
Oh, Bertine Stone Fat. As you can see I'm not very tall.
Jasper Conran
I one day I looked in the mirror and I thought this has got to stop.
Jasper Conran
And I just.
Jasper Conran
Stopped eating.
Presenter
How old were you then?
Jasper Conran
Yeah.
Jasper Conran
I was thirteen and I was just sick of the whole thing, you know. But I, you know, I started running, I started doing all sorts of things that I'd never done before because I never had the confidence to do them. And suddenly I was in the rugged team, suddenly I was in the football team, suddenly, you know, I'd always been the one standing on the side line in goal.
Presenter
So you lost a lot of weight very quickly.
Jasper Conran
I lost a lot of weight weight very quickly and and I think I was on the verge of having anorexia because I became utterly obsessed.
Jasper Conran
By my weight.
Jasper Conran
But I think probably that my great love of food
Jasper Conran
Saved me from that.
Presenter
So you obviously have been
Jasper Conran
Thankfully.
Presenter
A a bit of a mess, if I can say so.
Jasper Conran
A mess. Terrible mess. God, I wouldn't have wanted to know me at all.
Presenter
I mean, how did the other boys treat you? I mean, if you were so silent and detached and fat and
Jasper Conran
Oh, just terrifying.
Presenter
I mean, did they bully you?
Jasper Conran
Yes, they bullied me because of my weight, but they soon learnt that wasn't a very clever thing to do. So I was very, very strong.
Presenter
And put it in the middle of the middle
Presenter
Did did they then think you were quite extraordinary, because you also had this very unusual mother who would come whizzing in to visit you?
Jasper Conran
Oh God, yes. Everybody's mother always shames them. Well, my mother turned up one day at school, and she had a gold sports car at the time.
Jasper Conran
And she came late, skidding in, and emerged from the car, to my horror.
Jasper Conran
In a crocheted dress, she wasn't wearing a bra.
Presenter
Mm-hmm.
Jasper Conran
And that was nineteen sixty-eight.
Presenter
And that
Jasper Conran
Of course, now I'm terribly proud of her for doing that, but.
Presenter
And what about your father? Because during this time he'd remarried, hadn't he?
Jasper Conran
Yes, he married Mike.
Presenter
Married.
Jasper Conran
stepmother, Caroline Conrad, very quickly.
Presenter
And he had more children. So one way or another your nose must have been pretty out of joint.
Jasper Conran
He had more.
Jasper Conran
Yeah.
Jasper Conran
Tonanan
Jasper Conran
Never, ever. I I've known my stepmother all my life.
Jasper Conran
And loved her all my life. I adore her. And I was thrilled.
Jasper Conran
Why, my brothers and sister. No, no, never out of
Presenter
But you've said before now that you always felt, nevertheless, when you went to their house, that you were a visitor.
Jasper Conran
Well, yes, but that wasn't their fault. It was a fact. Um certainly I think my stepmother did everything in her power to encourage me and she taught me to cook and she looked after me in the holidays. But you slightly do feel that you should be on your best behaviour. I have never been resentful about the situation, because I think would I like my mother and my father in the same house? And the answer is a resounding no, thank you very much.
Presenter
Next piece of music. What's that?
Jasper Conran
Next one is Janice Joplin singing Summertime, and it brings the whole feeling of early adolescence back to me, learning to smoke and drink crumpy down in the bushes at school. And though I didn't like school, I liked the smoking and drinking part down in the bushes in the fields with my mates.
Jasper Conran
Time to
Speaker 4
I'm tired.
Speaker 4
Shah, the Living Disease Air.
Speaker 4
Fisher Jumpin'
Speaker 4
Hey they're coming on! Come on
Presenter
Janice Jofflin singing Summertime.
Presenter
Do you think, Jasper, that you always had an instinct for fashion? I mean, did you did you draw as a child or?
Jasper Conran
Oh yes. I think I did always have an instinct, because I always remember looking at people.
Jasper Conran
And my aunt and or something I'm thinking.
Jasper Conran
That length of dress will never do, just won't do, and making her take them up, all her dresses and her skirts.
Presenter
How old would you have been when you did that?
Jasper Conran
No eight.
Presenter
Meaning.
Jasper Conran
Quite horribly precocious in that way, yeah.
Presenter
It's amazing.
Jasper Conran
Actually, I always used to look at people and think, I.
Jasper Conran
could make you look so much better. And I'd dream of what I'd do to them. So you rush away and then draw and yes, I'd draw and create and draw and draw. I mean, I spent a lot of my childhood just drawing. I still do.
Presenter
So you brush away and then draw and draw.
Presenter
So your big opportunity came when you were, I think, only fifteen. Your mother took you to New York and basically you asked to be left there.
Jasper Conran
I'd finished my A-levels that summer.
Jasper Conran
And
Jasper Conran
My
Jasper Conran
A mother had a friend who came to see her and she was she worked on Cosmopolitan.
Jasper Conran
She saw my drawings.
Jasper Conran
and she said, Oh, you should go and see our art editor.
Jasper Conran
Your name and art director.
Jasper Conran
and um show him your drawings.
Jasper Conran
So I thought, well, why not? That'll be something to do.
Jasper Conran
And then I went to see him, and he said
Jasper Conran
Oh, well, you should be going to Parson School of Art.
Presenter
Which is big. I mean, it's the news.
Jasper Conran
Uh
Jasper Conran
Which is like the Royal College.
Presenter
But yes.
Jasper Conran
Sirthe.
Jasper Conran
Why not? I was just passing the time of day, really, you know.
Jasper Conran
filling filling in time. And so I went to see them and they said
Jasper Conran
Yes, yes, we'll give you a scholarship. Lovely, come quick.
Jasper Conran
Um
Presenter
So you were fifteen years old, and basically wanting to be left.
Jasper Conran
I'm basically wanting to be left there.
Presenter
Yeah. Your mother was coming back to London.
Jasper Conran
Your mother was coming back to London. It wasn't I wanted to go to art school. I didn't want to go back.
Jasper Conran
Two
Jasper Conran
Brownstone, which I had outgrown.
Presenter
your school. Yeah.
Jasper Conran
You didn't want to do A-levels? No. Well, I knew what I wanted to do with my life.
Presenter
But it's remotely.
Jasper Conran
And I was right. I'm still here doing it.
Presenter
But it's remarkable that your parents agreed, really, isn't it? Yes, I'm not sure there are many mothers who would leave a fifteen year old on his own in New York.
Jasper Conran
I'm not sure there are many.
Jasper Conran
No I was talking to my mother last night about it.
Jasper Conran
And I said, Well, how did you
Jasper Conran
feel. I mean, that's an amazing thing to do now I think about it.
Jasper Conran
And she said I knew that you had done something special by getting
Jasper Conran
a scholarship to that school, and I couldn't send you back.
Jasper Conran
Um I knew that you that was your only way of going forward.
Presenter
Record number four.
Jasper Conran
Gloria Gaynor singing I Will Survive.
Jasper Conran
New York at that time w was having the birth of the disco. This song was definitely the song of that moment.
Speaker 4
There is no friend
Speaker 4
I was petrified.
Speaker 4
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
Speaker 4
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong And I grew strong And I learned how to get along
Speaker 4
Run out of faith.
Speaker 4
I just walked in to find you here with that bad look upon your face. I should've changed that stupid lot. I should've made you leave your keys. If I'd have known for Jeff
Presenter
Doria Gaynor and I Will Survive. This is your dancing record, isn't it?
Jasper Conran
Oh, that's my dancing. I've been dancing while you've been playing it. But when you were.
Presenter
But when you were sixteen and seventeen and in New York, going to all the clubs
Jasper Conran
Yes, absolutely. Five a night.
Presenter
Hmm.
Jasper Conran
Get back at eight in the morning and go to school.
Presenter
Did you get chucked out of Parsons in the end?
Jasper Conran
Oh yes, I was thrown out for being disruptive influence. I talked in class. Having started talking I carried on and on and on and on and on.
Presenter
But you had a good time. You really did the scene. I mean, you went to uh the the club scene, I mean, straight clubs and gay clubs and Brazilian clubs and
Jasper Conran
Yeah.
Jasper Conran
Gay clubs and gay clubs.
Jasper Conran
And transvestite clubs, and you name it. I mean, it's seeing this was amazing, coming from a very sort of
Jasper Conran
Narrow upbringing at school, not at home, but at school. I had no conception that life.
Jasper Conran
could be like quite like this. I was really looking through the eyes of a child, you see. I just I was, to all intents and purposes, still only sixteen.
Speaker 2
You see I
Jasper Conran
Golly, if you went into one of these Puerto Rican clubs there there was a pile of knives and guns and
Jasper Conran
What have you at the door? They do know that they wouldn't take drugs off them, they'd take their knives and guns off them. It was quite amazing.
Presenter
But you and you went out with women at this time, didn't you?
Jasper Conran
Mm-hmm. Yes, I did.
Presenter
And you ended up marrying one of them.
Jasper Conran
Yes, I did.
Presenter
That was when you came back here. You married at nineteen.
Jasper Conran
Yes, I was married at nineteen.
Presenter
How long did the marriage last?
Presenter
Cool.
Jasper Conran
Couple of years?
Jasper Conran
I had really married my best friend.
Jasper Conran
at the time and um we were both y young.
Jasper Conran
You know, people make an awful big deal about me getting married and then getting divorced. I mean, you know, people do it all the time, let's face it.
Presenter
Well, absolutely. Uh why they do in your case is because since then you've you've come out and you are you are happy to say that you are homosexual.
Jasper Conran
Because since
Jasper Conran
Yeah.
Jasper Conran
And it's a little bit of a
Jasper Conran
Oh, yes, of course.
Presenter
Was that a was that a big deal for you to say? How old were you when you came out?
Jasper Conran
I was never I was never um never in
Presenter
Never really
Jasper Conran
In all sorts of ways, I don't think I think
Jasper Conran
What is a misconception is that if you're homosexual, you cannot have a sexual relationship with a woman. That's absolutely nonsense. I think it's a question of telling yourself the whole truth about yourself, and then you'll feel much more comfortable about it.
Speaker 4
Not
Presenter
What I'm interested in, though, is is how a young man decides.
Presenter
To come out in the sense of of telling his parents that. Is that a is was that a big deal? What did that take great courage, to say to your father, There's something you should know?
Presenter
I am homosexual.
Jasper Conran
Oh no, I I didn't actually ever do that. It just.
Jasper Conran
happened and I think it's you know I think everybody around me probably knew it all the time.
Presenter
Next piece of music.
Jasper Conran
RIVER DEEP MOUNTIN HIGH BY TINA TURNA.
Jasper Conran
And this will make me think of my office family. I love my secretary, Aileen.
Jasper Conran
and all the other people in my office. So I would think of them when this was being played.
Speaker 4
And they get scroll back!
Presenter
RIVERDEEP, Mountain High, sung by Tina Turner. So you came back to England, Jasper. You worked briefly with Bill Gibb and for Wallace Shops, but very quickly, nineteen seventy nine, you set up your own business with a bank loan, and the rest is history, really. I wonder why, after such an unconventional beginning,
Jasper Conran
Um
Presenter
When you started designing your clothes were so conventional, so classic.
Jasper Conran
Yeah.
Jasper Conran
Yes, I know. Odd that, isn't it?
Presenter
I hope you might design croch crocheted frost.
Jasper Conran
You would have thought I designed crocheted frocks and glitter high heels and all sorts. I think that there is a sort of very puritanical streak that runs through me that I well, I think that probably there are two people in me. One is somebody who likes fun, but I also like navy blue and white and um, you know, there's this other chap down there and um
Jasper Conran
He doesn't like that kind of thing at all. I think he's probably the slightly stronger chap of the two.
Presenter
He's certainly the more astute businessman, as we were saying, because what you designed is sold.
Jasper Conran
Definitely.
Presenter
It worked.
Jasper Conran
That is definitely in my blood. I had to design clothes that sold because I wasn't going to get a second chance at that.
Jasper Conran
I needed to have a business that worked.
Presenter
And it did work and you became you were Designer of the Year in 1986, weren't you?
Jasper Conran
Yeah.
Presenter
But then suddenly in the late eighties you hit financial disaster. What what happened?
Jasper Conran
Well, not disaster because it I didn't go bankrupt, so that wasn't disastrous. No, something awful did happen to me, which is that I hadn't realized that the rent on the building that we were in could go up six times from sort of
Presenter
No something awful
Jasper Conran
Thirty-six thousand quarter of a million in Welmfells to Woop.
Presenter
But overnight.
Jasper Conran
Yeah.
Jasper Conran
Overnight.
Jasper Conran
And I was very, very nearly wiped out by it. All the money we'd made just evaporated in the space of three years. I actually went to the liquidator because we couldn't.
Jasper Conran
We I couldn't go, there was and I had nothing left. And he said, I cannot allow you to do this. I said, Well, you haven't got much choice in the matter, have you? And he said, Well, actually I know the landlord.
Jasper Conran
And he rang them up.
Jasper Conran
And they were persuaded that
Jasper Conran
They'd pushed me as far as I could go.
Presenter
But you don't do shows any more, do you?
Jasper Conran
No. Absolute w waste of money. I mean
Jasper Conran
What business do you know?
Jasper Conran
Where you have to reinvent yourself every six months.
Jasper Conran
I mean, it's mad. I'm in the business of making clothes. It's my craft. That's what I do. And in being in business.
Presenter
I'm interested you call it a craft,'cause a lot of designers would call it an art.
Jasper Conran
I'm interested you call it.
Jasper Conran
Oh, it certainly is no art. We're dressmakers, that's all we are.
Presenter
You say you're a businessman, but at the same time you've gone into the theatre, haven't you? And I think when you first went into the theatre and started designing there, the costumes and so on, that you you didn't do it as a a kind of financial undertaking, did you?
Jasper Conran
Oh no, no, no, no, no, I didn't. You know we were talking about that Puritan in one side and the other chap on the other?
Jasper Conran
That's what satisfies the other chap, is being able to work in the theatre. There all I have to do is please visually, you see. There I'm telling a story with clothes, and I can do whatever I like.
Jasper Conran
And I can play with colour to my heart's content.
Jasper Conran
It's like painting painting. It's great.
Presenter
Record number six.
Jasper Conran
Edith Pieff singing La Vien Rose
Jasper Conran
And I suppose that reminds me of France and the French, whom I love.
Speaker 4
Des you quiet pour des mien, rir qui se pairs sus apoutre, one on the portres ava tour.
Speaker 4
Dol Moque, La Paltia.
Presenter
Be in a mind
Speaker 4
Uh
Presenter
Edith Piaff singing La Vienrose. Um you're a francophile, Jasper. You own a house near Bordeaux, which according to all descriptions is very plain and simple and uncluttered, and you've been quoted as saying that you don't care if people put their dirty shoes on on the sofas and because you can wash them and you like material that's been washed a lot.
Presenter
Should we believe that?
Jasper Conran
But why shouldn't you?
Presenter
Because because if I'd gone to some trouble to, you know, cover my sofas nicely, I wouldn't want people you've also said you don't mind if people burn holes in them. I mean, are you really that relaxed about it all?
Jasper Conran
Yes. It's the countryside. There's a lot of dirt outside, and it's inevitable that a lot of it's going to come in, and I actually think if people are relaxed and having a nice time
Jasper Conran
Then
Jasper Conran
Fine, I'm a realist, Sue.
Presenter
I'm a real
Presenter
You claim to be relaxed on the one hand, but you also are are a minimalist. You don't like clutter about dooms.
Jasper Conran
Uh
Speaker 4
No, but
Presenter
But I mean, you can't be relaxing'cause you've got to rush around putting everything away. I mean, you can't leave the shampoo out in the bathroom and the books in the sitting room. Isn't isn't it hard work being minimalist?
Jasper Conran
It's a terrible burden, Sue.
Jasper Conran
I can't tell you how awful it is.
Jasper Conran
Yeah.
Presenter
And you sit there in France designing on a computer, you sit underneath the lime tree. How often can you get there and do that?
Jasper Conran
Yes.
Jasper Conran
Yeah.
Jasper Conran
I probably go there about once every two months for a week or so.
Presenter
For a wheel
Presenter
So you can send your designs back up because
Jasper Conran
Yes, I can work on the computer and I can modem them through to London.
Jasper Conran
And they spew out there.
Jasper Conran
But they groan because they have to process them.
Presenter
So it's really much like being on a desert island, really. You can sit there on your own.
Jasper Conran
Seriously.
Jasper Conran
I think it's amazing.
Presenter
I think it's mainly
Jasper Conran
That techno I love technology. I never, you know, a plane never takes off without me thinking, God, this is incredible.
Presenter
Well, you can't have your computer on the desert island unless you take it as your luxury, of course. But you can't be in contact. What will you do on your desert island? How how will you go on? Will you build the shelter? Will you organize life?
Jasper Conran
Well no, I'll make a garden first. I'd make a vegetable garden and I'd make a a very attractive homestead and that would have lots of Conran touches about it. I'd be very, very busy, I thought about this, and I would have a lovely time. I'd probably open a shop, yes. And a restaurant.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
Um and a red
Jasper Conran
And a small boutique.
Presenter
Sorry, I'm not sure.
Presenter
So you'd have plenty of of practical things to do to keep yourself busy. It'd just be a matter of of keeping your soul together, really. How would you do that? You have to stop talking again, right?
Jasper Conran
Yeah.
Jasper Conran
Yeah, it's just otherwise the world would heave a sigh of relief, no doubt. But, um
Jasper Conran
I think because I've learnt to be self sufficient in my life, and because I've never been bored in my life, ever. So just keeping yourself alive is going to be a twenty four hour job.
Jasper Conran
I don't know my desert island, but
Jasper Conran
It'll be nice'cause the water'll be aquamarine.
Jasper Conran
And the palms will sway. I will try and make it enjoyable.
Presenter
Echo number seven.
Jasper Conran
is Maria Callas singing the Aria Vicidate from Puccini's Tosca. The first time I heard Maria Kallas' voice, I
Jasper Conran
nearly burst into tears. I I couldn't believe how beautiful it was. And this song in particular is all about how how she did it for art
Speaker 4
And the beauty
Presenter
Maria Callas singing the Aria Vissi d'Arte from Puccini's Tosca with the Orqueste de la Societe des Concerre du Conservatoire, conducted by Georges Pretre.
Jasper Conran
Now
Presenter
It's only you're only thirty five. What are you going to do with the rest of it?
Jasper Conran
I love my work. I'm I'm
Jasper Conran
Privileged.
Jasper Conran
to be able to do the job
Jasper Conran
I've always wanted to do.
Jasper Conran
I think I probably troll along in much the same way, hopefully, because I am a lucky man.
Presenter
But it's been, as you said, a a bit of a struggle to get there, and not least because you've been the famous son of famous parents. Your father was quoted in in one article not so very long ago saying, I don't relate to Jasper as a father does to a son. He's more a friend to me.
Jasper Conran
But it's been
Jasper Conran
Uh
Speaker 2
Yeah.
Jasper Conran
Yeah.
Jasper Conran
that I'm more of a friend than
Jasper Conran
A son, because I would prefer that. That a friend is somebody you choose, a son is something you're lumbered with.
Presenter
Two.
Jasper Conran
I see.
Presenter
And your mother, would you say, at the end of the day, she's been the greater influence on you? You're closer to her.
Jasper Conran
No, I'm not closer to either of them. I mean, I'm I'm the same, I think. I have a different type of relationship with my father. It's a far more bucolic relationship, you know.
Presenter
Ecolic.
Jasper Conran
Buconic. Well, I've is that the right word? Is that have I used the wrong word again?
Presenter
I used the wrong word.
Presenter
Brucolic means kind of ruddy of cheek kind of thing. Oh, I see.
Jasper Conran
Pastoral
Jasper Conran
Past Roland Ruddy of Chi.
Jasper Conran
You know, we do
Jasper Conran
enjoy each other's company in a very calm, relaxed way.
Presenter
I'm sure you wouldn't want to change your parents, and you can't anyway, and none of us should want to. But I wonder if, at the end of the day, you might have been happier had you been the son of mister and misses Ordinary Achiever instead of mister and misses Superbreed.
Jasper Conran
No, I wouldn't. I'm very, very, very thrilled and pleased.
Jasper Conran
to be exactly who I am.
Presenter
Last record.
Jasper Conran
I've been talking about how lucky I am and I have had a friend.
Jasper Conran
called Sue Fulston, since I started work. And I think in life that it's your friends that get you by, and my friend Sue has done just that, and her favourite song is Dam Zughale's Best Friend.
Jasper Conran
By Marlon Monroe and
Jasper Conran
I would be reminded of her.
Speaker 4
A kiss may be grand.
Speaker 4
But it won't pay the rental on your humble flat Or help you at the automat Men grow cold as girls grow old And we all lose our charms in the end
Speaker 4
But square cut or pear shape, these rocks don't lose their shape. Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Presenter
Marilyn Munro and Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Now, if you could only take one of those eight records, Jasper, which one would it be?
Jasper Conran
I think it would have to be Maria Calla singing Vicidate.
Presenter
Because I did it all.
Presenter
What about your book?
Jasper Conran
I would take
Jasper Conran
The Tales of Hoffman by Hoffman
Jasper Conran
I'm very lucky, you see, because I've got a terrible memory, so I can read a book from end to end.
Jasper Conran
and then go back again.
Jasper Conran
They are the most beautiful collection of eighteenth-century French tales.
Jasper Conran
That's it. That's what I want. They keep me going.
Presenter
And what about your luxury?
Jasper Conran
I thought about pens and paper.
Jasper Conran
But I thought, no, I g you I'd have to make my own. That would be a bit more of a challenge. And I thought about all sorts of things that I might want, but actually at the end of the day what will make me feel really good
Jasper Conran
is an endless supply of vintage Krug champagne.
Jasper Conran
Why not?
Presenter
What
Presenter
Why not? Jasper Conron, thank you very much indeed for letting us hear your desert island discs. Thank you.
Speaker 2
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Presenter asks
How did you get on at boarding school? Did you retain the emotional barrier?
Yes, I think I did. I think I did all the time that I was at school. I was fat. And children are very cruel to fat children, you know.
Presenter asks
Was it a big deal for you to come out? How old were you?
I was never... Never really... What is a misconception is that if you're homosexual, you cannot have a sexual relationship with a woman. That's absolutely nonsense. I think it's a question of telling yourself the whole truth about yourself, and then you'll feel much more comfortable about it.
Presenter asks
What happened in the late eighties when you hit financial disaster?
Well, not disaster because I didn't go bankrupt... No, something awful did happen to me, which is that I hadn't realized that the rent on the building could go up six times... overnight. And I was very, very nearly wiped out by it. All the money we'd made just evaporated in the space of three years.
“I built a sort of emotional barrier around myself that was impregnable.”
“I one day I looked in the mirror and I thought this has got to stop. And I just stopped eating.”
“I have never been resentful about the situation, because I think would I like my mother and my father in the same house? And the answer is a resounding no, thank you very much.”
“I think that there is a sort of very puritanical streak that runs through me... there are two people in me.”
“I'm very, very, very thrilled and pleased to be exactly who I am.”