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Desert Island Discs
Presented by Sue Lawley
A civil servant who served as chief press secretary to Margaret Thatcher for eleven years.
Eight records
Well, I think this is a piece that is entirely appropriate for me, because I with my brother I played second cornet in the Heblingbridge Brass Band, and I do think that Colonel Bogie, played by the Black Dyke Mills Band, is an entirely suitable tune for a press secretary.
Violin Concerto in B minor, Op. 61: II. AndanteFavourite
Nigel Kennedy, London Philharmonic Orchestra and Vernon Handley
Well, my second record again goes back to my musical history. Having played second cornet in the Headmanbridge Bass Band, I then played second violin in the Todmondon Orchestra. And this piece, part of Elgar's Violin Concerto, which I think is one of the most wonderful pieces of music, just reminds me of what it might have been if I had any talent whatsoever.
Messiah, HWV 56: Hallelujah Chorus
Huddersfield Choral Society, Royal Liverpool Philharmonic Orchestra and Sir Malcolm Sargent
We were brought up in a choral tradition of the non-conformist chapels of the West Riding Valley, and we had the always had to attend the Handel's Messiah at Hope Baptist Chapel before Christmas, and I cannot allow any programme of this kind to go without the Huddersfield Choral Society singing the Hallelujah Chorus.
Well, I think there is a dearth of tunes in Britain today, and therefore I do think we ought to go back to the nineteen sixties, that wonderful outpouring of tunes, and what better than the Beatles yesterday.
Willie Nelson and Julio Iglesias
Well, my fifth record is um and you'll be very surprised at this, but I I must play this for my wife, um and in memory of trying to dance to this on the swaying deck of a ship in the Bay of Biscay, which does tax one's ingenuity. It's Willie Nelson singing Spanish Eyes.
Piano Concerto in A minor, Op. 16: II. Adagio
Géza Anda, Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra and Rafael Kubelík
Well, record number six is reminds me of sitting in that in the second violins of Toddmundin Orchestra, uh really not paying much attention to the score and just being lost in the beauty of uh Grieg's piano concerto.
Fantasia on a Theme by Thomas Tallis
Royal Philharmonic Orchestra and Sir Charles Groves
I really am an Englishman above all, I suppose. Well, Yorkshireman, in fact, but I mean, I am an Englishman, and I do think that the English have such deep qualities. But oh my God, do they need rousing? You know, it takes a Dunkirk to rouse them. And I think that Vaughan Williams' Fantasia on a theme by Thomas Tallis sums up so much of the English character.
Symphony No. 9 in D minor, Op. 125 "Choral": IV. Ode to Joy
Chicago Symphony Orchestra and Chorus and Sir Georg Solti
Well, uh this will come as an astonishing surprise to those people who know my Euroscepticism. Uh but it all goes back to the choral tradition, and I want the concluding part. of Beethoven's Ode to Joy.
The keepsakes
The luxury
Colin Cowdrey's cricket bowling machine
because if, after two years on my desert isle, at the age of sixty-five, I was not in a fit condition after the application of batting at that machine, I was not fit to open the Yorkshire innings, then something would have gone seriously wrong.
In conversation
Presenter asks
Is it surely an impossibility not to cross that impartiality line [as press secretary]? If you're going to be loyal and supportive and present your boss in her best light, surely you've got to become partisan.
Well, I work for both political parties, and I don't believe that I work for Mrs Thatcher any different than I work for, say, Barbara Castle, Robert Carr, Morris Macmillan or Tony Benn. I I think that what you do is you work extremely hard for the government of the day, that which the voters have landed you with. You do your best for them, you try to get under the skin and into the mind of the minister that you work for, and you represent it.
Presenter asks
When [Mrs Thatcher] went there were a lot of tears in Downing Street. Did you shed some too?
[I was] a bit misty eyed at times. I think it was extremely sad, because she wasn't deposed by the people. That's fair enough, if that's what the people want to do. She was deposed by her own side. This bunch of knifing Tories who panicked.
The recording
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Speaker 3
Hello, I'm Kirsty Young, and this is a podcast from the Desert Island Discs archive. For rights reasons, we've had to shorten the music.
Speaker 3
The programme was originally broadcast in nineteen ninety five, and the presenter was Sue Lawley.
Presenter
My Castaway this week is a civil servant. It's a description which implies anonymity, but he's held the public gaze more than most. For eleven years, almost from when she came to power to the day she left office, he stood shoulder to shoulder with Mrs Thatcher, her adviser, supporter, and chief press secretary.
Presenter
Many accused him of crossing the line between civil service impartiality and political support, but few doubted he served his mistress astoundingly well. Since leaving Number Ten he's returned to a career in journalism, transferring his tough, gruff, and indelibly Yorkshire qualities from politics to newspapers and television. He is Sir Bernard
Presenter
Bernard, it's surely an impossibility not to cross that impartiality line, isn't it? If you're going to be loyal and supportive and present your boss in her best light, surely you've got to become partisan.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, I work for both political parties, and I don't believe that I work for Mrs Thatcher any different than I work for, say, Barbara Castle, Robert Carr, Morris Macmillan or Tony Benn. I I think that what you do is you work extremely hard for the government of the day, that which the voters have landed you with. You do your best for them, you try to get under the skin and into the mind of the minister that you work for, and you represent it. And there are some things that the party has to do, and there are things that the civil servant can do.
Presenter
There was one moment, though, when you visibly crossed that line, wasn't there? And that was in november nineteen ninety at the British Embassy in Paris when the result of that first leadership ballot came through. Mrs Thatcher rushed downstairs to speak to the press. You rushed with her. Now that was a party political platform, wasn't it?
Sir Bernard Ingham
No, I didn't rush with her. I rushed because the BBC had fiddlished a central microphone, and I had put a central microphone there for the benefit of all journalists. The BBC, because they were conducting an open air broadcast, moved it. I saw it wasn't there. I knew there would be pandemonium among the press.
Presenter
But it was for a party political purpose.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, I'm sorry. I was also there to help the media. What did they do? They all went around saying I'd crossed the line and gone into a party political area.
Presenter
But haven't you sort of imagined that you're not sure?
Sir Bernard Ingham
I didn't say a word. All I got was a microphone together.
Presenter
Yes, but you've sort of admitted it. You've written since I was damned if I was going to desert misses Thatcher at this hour.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Yes, I was. Or or our ambassador in Paris, who would have really got it in the neck if the if the if he'd have let down the media.
Presenter
Of course, that was I think thirty-six hours before she finally went to the end came. Did you know that did you spot that that was the beginning of the end?
Sir Bernard Ingham
That's true.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, let me put it this way. When I was coming back in the ambassadorial roles for the last time, I said to Charles Powell, who was sitting with me, I said, I don't think we're going to be doing this much longer. I thought that her authority had been so badly damaged that it w she would be very lucky to retain office.
Presenter
And she didn't. And when she went there were a lot of tears in Downing Street. Did you shed some too?
Sir Bernard Ingham
a bit misty eyed at times. I think it was extremely sad, because she wasn't deposed by the people. That's fair enough, if that's what the people want to do. She was deposed by her own side. This bunch of knifing Tories who panicked.
Presenter
Tell me about your first record.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, I think this is a piece that is entirely appropriate for me, because I with my brother I played second cornet in the Heblingbridge Brass Band, and I do think that Colonel Bogie, played by the Black Dyke Mills Band, is an entirely suitable tune for a press secretary.
Presenter
Colonel Bogie, played by the Black Dyke Mills Band.
Presenter
It said you had an uncanny knack, Bernard Ingham, of speaking Mrs. Thatcher's mind. You argue that it's simply professionalism and you could have done it for a Labour Prime Minister, too. But
Presenter
It was so consistently accurate, surely there was more to it than that, that you had some sympathy for her political views.
Sir Bernard Ingham
I came to have very considerable sympathy for her political views, but I think that it was the fact that here I had a Prime Minister who had a clear philosophy, knew what she wanted to do,
Sir Bernard Ingham
Had worked out the implications and wasn't going to change her mind. I mean, that made me blessed among press secretaries, as I told all my colleagues when I retired.
Presenter
So you respected her for that, but are you also saying that in the end she also won you over, as it were, politically?
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, I was ripe for the winning. Let's face it, I mean, I was brought up in a right wing Labour home. It certainly wasn't certainly a Lorre home. My father was a Labour councillor. Yes, very strong Labour home. I I think, quite frankly, that
Presenter
But a neighbour home father was a neighbour counsellor.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Even the most loyal well, proved by the way in which they voted substantially for Margaret Thatcher, I think that the most lab loyal Labour people actually got fed up with what was going on, and the way in which the trade unions were abusing power. The feeling that this country was becoming ungovernable. By nineteen seventy nine I was right for somebody who was going to govern.
Presenter
And did did your family support you in that view? Or did they think it very odd that you well, you were a failed Labour Council candidate, actually, weren't you? You didn't make it. But your father was one. Yes, his father before.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Yeah.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Yeah.
Presenter
His father before him had voted Labour. I mean, did your family not find it very odd that you became so identical?
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, I think to be fair, my father's father was a conservative.
Presenter
But what did your family think when you became so identified with misses Thatcher as you do?
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, I'd worked for Tory governments before, don't forget. It wasn't
Presenter
Sometimes
Sir Bernard Ingham
Yeah. entirely a new experience for my family.
Presenter
But let's look at it from the other point of view then. Um why did Mrs. Thatcher choose you?
Sir Bernard Ingham
I don't know, you better ask her.
Presenter
But you were virtually head-hunted in this.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Yes, I think by the civil servant.
Presenter
Civil servant. You had been a card carrying member of the Labour Party, hadn't you?
Sir Bernard Ingham
Not a not after nineteen sixty eight.
Presenter
No, but I mean, looking at your file, they would know that you came from a working class Labour voting council. Uh that you'd stood for a Labour Council, even if you didn't get in. Uh why should she have chosen you?
Sir Bernard Ingham
They would
Sir Bernard Ingham
There's no doubt about it at all.
Sir Bernard Ingham
I am assuming that the Civil Service recommended me. I have since discovered that certainly people in the Tory party were consulted, and said I was the man for the job.
Presenter
But you were amazed, weren't you, to be chosen?
Sir Bernard Ingham
I was astonished, yes, quite frankly, uh astonished.
Presenter
And you went in there determined, you said at the very beginning, um to interrupt her, which was not always the case.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, my permanent secretary, Jack Rampton, said, Don't be afraid to give your advice and don't be afraid to interrupt, because if you don't, you won't give your advice.
Presenter
I bet you didn't manage it very often, though, did you?
Sir Bernard Ingham
Oh, sometimes you had to interrupt, and you had to keep talking when she was trying to interrupt you. I mean, her body language was absolutely impossible for everybody. They all thought that she'd finished a point, and then suddenly when they were about to respond, she came in with another one. They couldn't read any body language at all. You can't make a profession of rowing with your minister. That's silly. You want, when you give advice, and especially unpalatable advice, for it to be listened to and to be acted upon. And therefore you have you have to find a way of living with your minister and your prime minister. And I'm rather proud of the fact that I found a way of living with them.
Presenter
Record number two.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, my second record again goes back to my musical history. Having played second cornet in the Headmanbridge Bass Band, I then played second violin in the Todmondon Orchestra. And this piece, part of Elgar's Violin Concerto, which I think is one of the most wonderful pieces of music, just reminds me of what it might have been if I had any talent whatsoever.
Presenter
Part of the second movement of Elgar's Violin Concerto in B minor, played by Nigel Kennedy, with the London Philharmonic Orchestra conducted by Vernon Handley.
Presenter
The picture of Bernardingham the Boy strikes me as a bit like a Hovis commercial, if you don't mind my saying. I mean, it's sort of happy times against a picturesque Yorkshire background and the
Presenter
You know, the front step well scrubbed and respectable family. Is that how it was?
Sir Bernard Ingham
Yes. I mean, I suffered very badly from hast from asthma, so it wasn't a very uh a very pleasant time uh uh for either me or my parents, but r I rather enjoyed myself uh as a child, and I most certainly enjoyed Ebdenbridge Grammar School.
Presenter
You had an indulgent grandad.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Berry, my maternal grandfather. I mean, he was an amateur botanist, amateur astronomer, inveterate g uh rambler, and also an organist. And he sought to introduce us to every square yard of Upper Calder Valley.
Presenter
Your dad was a weaver, cotton. Yeah.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Okay.
Presenter
And you, as you say, w were not the bonniest of chaps. You've got asthma, eczema, all.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well as a as a a a baby I was covered in eczema and my mother uh told me that they had to put this awful black ointment on me and I was bound up in all kinds of bandages. So I I think I had a pretty rotten first few years of life and of course my asthma stayed with me and before the war we had to burn this potter's asthma cure in a tin lid and that was very slow in relieving insofar as it ever did relieve and it it was awful.
Presenter
So you were off school a lot, and as a result, you didn't do much. But you didn't pass the 11 plus because you were off so much. So, how do you?
Sir Bernard Ingham
It's not too much, hmm?
Sir Bernard Ingham
Because you
Sir Bernard Ingham
No, I don't think it was because I was off so much. I just think I was of of of such an acute nervous disposition. Quite frankly, I would have failed anything.
Presenter
Maybe.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Hmm.
Presenter
Shy.
Sir Bernard Ingham
I think I was a bit shy, but no, I was just highly strung and nervous.
Presenter
How did you come to go to the local grammar school in the end?
Sir Bernard Ingham
My my my father, who could ill afford, paid, because he felt that I ought to go, and he felt that I just simply couldn't do an industrial job with the asthma that I'd got. But, lo and behold, the older I got, the better I managed to deal with the asthma.
Presenter
And you were going to become a a geography teacher.
Sir Bernard Ingham
I was going to become a geography teacher because I had absolutely in love with geography, and then suddenly the local paper advertised for a junior reporter. I applied, I got it, and I haven't looked back since.
Presenter
But not being a man to suffer fools, you'd have made a pretty tetchy teacher, wouldn't you?
Sir Bernard Ingham
I think I might have become a pretty tetchy teacher, because the older I got, the tetchier I got. That is perfectly true. Uh but I mean if I'd have loved my subject, I might actually have loved imparting it to people.
Presenter
It it's difficult to understand though, you know, where this kind of, as you say, highly strung, nervous boy lacking in self confidence becomes, or became, this this rather impatient, sometimes volcanic
Presenter
Man with a reputation for for for taking no prisoners, yeah.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, I d I mean, I wasn't exactly the most confident self-confident journalist, but then I when I entered the civil service I
Sir Bernard Ingham
almost miraculously began to acquire a great deal of confidence, uh perhaps because I had to. I mean, I got to survive there, and I found that I could compete on paper with some of the better brains of Britain.
Presenter
Record number three.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, I
Sir Bernard Ingham
We were brought up in a choral tradition of the non-conformist chapels of the West Riding Valley, and we had the always had to attend the Handel's Messiah at Hope Baptist Chapel before Christmas, and I cannot allow any programme of this kind to go without the Huddersfield Choral Society singing the Hallelujah Chorus.
Presenter
Handel's Hallelujah Chorus, sung by the Huddersfield Choral Society with the Royal Liverpool Philharmonic, conducted by Sir Malcolm Sargent.
Presenter
You left school then at sixteen to work on the Hebden Bridge Times. Thirty shillings a week, bring your own bike.
Sir Bernard Ingham
To work
Presenter
Um your best years in journalism, you've said since. Is that the case, or is that just a bit of nostalgia?
Sir Bernard Ingham
No, I don't think it is. I thoroughly enjoyed myself. I mean, it was a wonderful training, having to live side by side, literally, with your readers, who if you didn't get it right, let you know, full blast on in Market Street, you know. You've got it wrong again, you daft so-and-so. I wrote the leaders, and I'm astonished when I look back at some of these leaders at the maturity, the wisdom, the profundity that I managed at the age of nineteen.
Presenter
The third
Presenter
We are going to be able to do it.
Sir Bernard Ingham
No, I said I wondered at the
Sir Bernard Ingham
You still run?
Presenter
You still write for it, eh?
Sir Bernard Ingham
Oh yes, you're right for it. Yes, once a month. Caused great trouble with among some people.
Presenter
Let me ask you this. Many many members of the national press and radio and television whom you've criticised over the years for being cynical or malicious or whatever it is began in the same way, have that same journalistic training in accurate, fair, responsible journalism. Why should they have lost their principles and not you?
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, I mean, the media is is is commercial, uh and I'm not saying that all of them have lost their principles at all, but I do think it is much harder in the modern press to hold to the principles you've been brought up with than it uh it was when I was starting.
Presenter
But I mean, I have in mind, for example, the the editors and presenters of uh Thames Television, who of course produced the very controversial programme Death on the Rock. You've written that you found it nauseating when they talked about looking for the truth and about their responsibility to their viewers. You didn't allow them that kind of
Presenter
fair, accurate, responsible approach that that you were brought up with.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Uh I would have admired it if I thought it was there, but I thought that it had been replaced by conspiracy theory, and that is what a lot of journalism is about today. I mean, I don't think they trust their grandmother. It is not my experience of government and public life that everybody is out feathering their own nest and doing all kinds of uh dubious things.
Presenter
But I'm talking about the individuals that you picked out in your time. And you picked out Brian Redhead, didn't you, who of course presented the Today programme, who again had exactly the same journalistic background as you. And you said that he did damage to the government on that programme. And you said it as if it were a malicious act rather than that he was seeking after truth.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Of all
Presenter
Oh well.
Sir Bernard Ingham
I never actually accused Brian Redhead of not seeking after truth. What I felt, though, was that he filled the Today programme with a parade of pressure groups, single issue, and very frequently, I sh I imagine, single person pressure groups, all of whom were trying to get their hand in my taxpayer's pocket.
Presenter
But it became quite personal, didn't it? You made sure misses Thatcher never appeared on the Today programme, despite the fact it was the one programme she listened to.
Sir Bernard Ingham
I didn't. She one rang em up one morning. No, I did wasn't entirely personal. Not entirely true. I didn't
Presenter
No idea.
Presenter
Not entirely true. I've written that you since you made sure that he did not get another interview with Mrs. Thatcher.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Uh that was towards the end, yes, yes. Uh because of the way in which I think he behaved. Well, he accused me of being a conspiracy.
Presenter
Welly
Presenter
It's great power you wielded, though, isn't it? I mean, she who didn't read any newspapers, relied on your digest of the newspapers every day, listened to your opinions of interviewers and journalists.
Sir Bernard Ingham
But we rely on
Sir Bernard Ingham
Yeah.
Sir Bernard Ingham
But uh so do people who broadcast have great power and I should never forget that now that I'm doing some broadcasting and I think you have to behave responsible. And uh I did not regard myself as a conspiracy and I don't think a lot of other people did.
Presenter
Next piece of music.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, I think there is a dearth of tunes in Britain today, and therefore I do think we ought to go back to the nineteen sixties, that wonderful outpouring of tunes, and what better than the Beatles yesterday.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Yeah.
Speaker 4
Yesterday.
Speaker 4
All my troubles seem so far away
Speaker 4
God looks as though they're here to stay, Oh I believe
Speaker 4
Yesterday, suddenly.
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I'm not half the man I used to be
Speaker 4
There's a shadow
Presenter
Oh, hanging over me.
Presenter
The Beatles and Yesterday.
Presenter
You quit journalism, Bernardingham, at the age of thirty five, and went into uh Whitehall, became a civil servant. Your first Cabinet Minister was Barbara Castle. Um you admired her, you said, since. You did your best to protect her, but you never became close to her. I wonder why?
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, she was my first cabinet minister. I was very much learning the ropes. She recruited me as a speechwriter and was not unduly impressed with some of my earlier early efforts. I don't think I was either. But I grew to admire her for one very simple reason. I think she had guts. Indeed, it has been my great privilege in life to work for two strong women who were let down by weak men. But I think Barbara Castle went to the Department of Employment and Productivity, as it was pretentiously known, to sort out the unions and she be well, she believed she could charm them, I think, and, you know, sort them out. And I think it took her about six months to realize that it wasn't on. I do think Barbara Castle was a a very courageous minister and a reformer. When she saw that things needed to be done, she was prepared to take them on and do it. And of course she she introduced the breathalyzer too.
Presenter
So in in that sense not unlike misses Thatcher?
Sir Bernard Ingham
I think she was an extremely good preparation for misses Thatcher.
Presenter
Uh that's what I was going to ask you. Do you think she prepared you for that? She must have done, I suppose. Gutsy women who were taking on those around them.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Gutsy women who were
Sir Bernard Ingham
And also she prepared me for the job of looking after a woman minister. Is that so very different? Well, in a televisual age, you've certainly got to
Presenter
Is that so very different?
Sir Bernard Ingham
uh set aside some time to make sure that your woman minister feels good about it. I mean, men don't need to feel good about this at all.
Presenter
Woman
Sir Bernard Ingham
I I think there's a certain endearing quality about scruffy men on television, you know, and I think that that's appropriate.
Presenter
The set
Presenter
But you've written that misses Thatter used to get ready quicker than you did.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Yes, she did, so sometimes it was most embarrassing and difficult. But um you you you had to set aside time in the in the preparation for a programme for uh presenting themselves.
Presenter
What are you saying that women are more diligent about their preparation?
Sir Bernard Ingham
I think I think women are infinitely more diligent than men about their work on the evidence of Barbara Kessel and Margaret Thatcher.
Presenter
And then later on you worked at Energy for Tony Benn, one of the great wasted talents of British politics, you called him. What do you mean by that? What would you like to have seen him become?
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, here was a man who uh
Sir Bernard Ingham
had a very good presence.
Sir Bernard Ingham
A good speaking voice, in many ways an attractive personality, an extremely good administrator, did his work at night, came in with his boxes, it was done.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Was decisive, and yet something went wrong in the early 1970s, and he seemed.
Sir Bernard Ingham
To throw away so many opportunities that would have lain in his weight. And I think that.
Sir Bernard Ingham
I do.
Sir Bernard Ingham
When you have a limited amount of talent yourself, I do think you resent people throwing it away.
Presenter
But I repeat, what would you like to have seen him become?
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, I think he could have become a Prime Minister, frankly, if he hadn't gone on his wild, lefty, wayward ways, you know, believing that the sun shines out of the working classes, as one minister said to me.
Presenter
Record number five.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, my fifth record is um and you'll be very surprised at this, but I I must play this for my wife, um and in memory of trying to dance to this on the swaying deck of a ship in the Bay of Biscay, which does tax one's ingenuity. It's Willie Nelson singing Spanish Eyes.
Sir Bernard Ingham
I
Speaker 4
Bringing you all the love your heart can hold.
Speaker 4
B S C C
Sir Bernard Ingham
Yes.
Speaker 4
Say you and your Spanish eyes will wait for me.
Presenter
Willie Nelson and Julio Iglesias singing Spanish Eyes. Um it was, as I've said, a a very powerful position you held at number ten, Bernardingham. You were quote sources close to the Prime Minister unquote. You could therefore say perhaps all sorts of things that she couldn't say. You could criticise John Biffin when he was leader of the house, for example, as being that semi-detached member of the cabinet. Wasn't that crossing the line again?
Sir Bernard Ingham
No, it wasn't. I mean, I shouldn't have said it, and I wish I hadn't said it. But you have to know why. And the real problem is that people don't tell you why. In 1986, a year before Mrs. Thatcher became won her third general election with a majority of more than one hundred, John Biffon went on television and said she was a liability to her party and should be replaced by a collective leadership. This was a pretty extraordinary thing to receive.
Presenter
He didn't quite say she was a liability to the menu.
Sir Bernard Ingham
No, he did. He said that. And uh and this I uh this I caused me great trouble with the media. And in the end, when they come at you like the Chinese army for the fifth time, I said, Oh, for God's sake, let's have some sense into this argument. You know very well that John Biffin is that well known semi-detached member of the Cabinet, which summed him up absolutely. I mean it was the accuracy.
Presenter
Absolutely. But you're not saying that you, Bernard Ingham, who was used to taking on this Chinese army all of the time, as you call them.
Presenter
finally was pressed into saying something he shouldn't
Sir Bernard Ingham
The only mistake I made in uh what thirty thousand briefings I think I did rather well.
Presenter
But you knew that misses Thatcher would hardly be upset with those things, you said. As you say, they were unerringly accurate. Didn't you perhaps feel that you certainly wouldn't get into trouble for it with her?
Sir Bernard Ingham
No, I didn't, and I went to see her, and I told her what I'd said, and I said, you know, I'm sorry, but life might be a little difficult as a consequence. I wasn't there to cause trouble someone.
Presenter
I wouldn't have minded that you'd said it.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, except that you see she had to stand up on the floor of the House and take the hammer, and I think that a civil servant has always to be mindful of the fact that his minister is going to have to answer for his actions on the floor of the House of Commons.
Presenter
Of course, but she also had something to gain from it, which meant that ultimately she could offload those people.
Sir Bernard Ingham
It took a long time, didn't it? John Biffin lasted another year. This very idea that I was signalling their demise is absolutely ludicrous.
Presenter
Yes, but the suggestion that you had an implicit license to undermine them a little bit
Sir Bernard Ingham
No, it's untrue.
Sir Bernard Ingham
It it is untrue. I was never given a licence to undermine anybody, and I was never asked to undermine anybody. I mean, if there's one thing that Mrs Thatcher was, she was straight.
Presenter
But you wouldn't be human if you didn't have views. You didn't like Michael Heseltine very much, did you?
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, who would? Lord the trouble he caused me. Uh gosh, I mean, I I'm a human being. I mean, he decided that he was not going to be bound by colle collective cabinet responsibility, caused inc
Sir Bernard Ingham
Unimaginable trouble in the Government eventually the Westland affair, for which incidentally I was blamed and of course he walked out, and poor old Lane Britton had to resign. I mean, this was a very, very testing period, and I I I really wondered what came over him.
Presenter
Monthly.
Presenter
Do you think he might yet become Prime Minister?
Sir Bernard Ingham
I doubt it.
Presenter
How would you feel if you did?
Sir Bernard Ingham
I would be extremely unhappy.
Presenter
Record number six.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, record number six is reminds me of sitting in that in the second violins of Toddmundin Orchestra, uh really not paying much attention to the score and just being lost in the beauty of uh Grieg's piano concerto.
Presenter
Part of the second movement, the adagio of Grieg's piano concerto in A minor, Op. sixteen, played by Geza Anda, with the Berlin Philharmonic conducted by Rafael Kubelik.
Presenter
Many members of the press, Bernard, said that the atmosphere at number ten almost changed overnight in November nineteen ninety. There was a new atmosphere of openness and accessibility as John Major moved in upstairs and Gus O'Donnell into your old office downstairs.
Presenter
What was your reaction when you heard that?
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, I I think that that was inevitable. Mrs. Thatcher
Sir Bernard Ingham
didn't regard journalists as her natural habitat. I mean, she thought they were pretty brittle insubstantial people, and she had something going for her in that. Uh and I was I had to deal with Dennis Thatcher's reptiles. That was my job. And therefore uh and I think after eleven years inevitably all kinds of strains and stresses develop.
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Mm.
Speaker 4
Yeah.
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Uh
Speaker 4
Uh
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But
Speaker 4
Uh
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Improvement.
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Is it true that you've been invited in since to advise?
Sir Bernard Ingham
No, I've not been invited in, but I have occasionally seen the Prime Minister. Uh and of course well, he can read the Daily Express every week, can't he? That's what I'm thinking.
Presenter
Well, you told him there in there to to get tough and to start shouting. Um is is is
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well I I mean what people were telling me at the time was that uh the big difference between the Thatcher and the major governments was that uh there was no fear in the major governments. Well, I felt that it would be relatively easy to deal with that matter.
Presenter
And is that what you told him to do?
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, I think that uh I think I told him that uh I really do think you have got to demonstrate a certain toughness in handling people. I do think that he was very indulgent. He's a nice man, for Heaven's sake and I think he was very indulgent with a whole string of ministers who were letting him down.
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And
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The Government's rating is very low. That of the opposition is higher than it's been for years. Do you honestly believe that anything can save this Government from defeat now?
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, I think if that they decided that they were in the business of government and not self-indulgence, that if they really decided that they were going to make a good fist of it, going to try to win, then I think it's going to be a lot closer than people imagine. Now, I think that Tony Blair is trying to do a Thatcher. He's trying to say that I have principles and I have the personality to carry him out and blow the party. Well, we shall see.
Presenter
And will the incumbents, for old time's sake, be getting your vote?
Sir Bernard Ingham
Oh, I think I I don't I don't think I can vote Labour. No. I think I think I'd I've learnt so much in life. I don't believe it works. And therefore I do think that we need a certain tough leadership. The British do need leading.
Presenter
Record number seven.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, this there was a slight hint of this record in what I've just said. I really am an Englishman above all, I suppose. Well, Yorkshireman, in fact, but I mean, I am an Englishman, and I do think that the English have such deep qualities. But oh my God, do they need rousing? You know, it takes a Dunkirk to rouse them. And I think that Vaughan Williams' Fantasia on a theme by Thomas Tallis sums up so much of the English character.
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Um
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Part of Vaughan Williams' Phantasia on a theme by Thomas Tallis, played by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra conducted by Sir Charles Groves. How much do you have to do with misses Thatcher these days, Bernard?
Sir Bernard Ingham
Not a lot. Uh I I go and see her from time to time and we
Sir Bernard Ingham
chew the fat, mostly agree, and rather enjoy uh an hour together, uh just talking about current politics and inevitably reminiscing a bit.
Presenter
And then you yourself, of course, ha ha have a a voice these days, an attributable voice, as I say, in newspapers and television, but but hardly the power that you enjoyed for those eleven years at number ten.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Keep going on about this power.
Presenter
Yeah. Well
Sir Bernard Ingham
I didn't feel I had a great deal of power except to put my foot in it. I mean, which I did sometimes.
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I didn't
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Yeah.
Sir Bernard Ingham
I think I've had a heck of a lot more responsibility than power.
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How much did you miss it when it ended?
Sir Bernard Ingham
I didn't really. I think when you've done eleven years, one month and five days in number ten, you've you've done your stint. I think I would have missed it, to be fair, if Mrs Thatcher had stayed and I'd had to retire at sixty and that. But when she was going uh I just I didn't. I can honestly say I didn't miss it at all and don't miss it. I've I've acquired a wonderful new and exciting life, returning to an age of utter irresponsibility. And as a consequence I'm having a ball.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Yeah.
Presenter
Last record.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, uh this will come as an astonishing surprise to those people who know my Euroscepticism. Uh but it all goes back to the choral tradition, and I want the concluding part.
Sir Bernard Ingham
of Beethoven's Ode to Joy.
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The end of Beethoven's Symphony No. Nine, The Ode to Joy, with the Chicago Symphony Orchestra and Chorus conducted by Sir George Schulte. If you could only take one of those records, Bernard.
Sir Bernard Ingham
I think it would have to be Elgar's violin concerto because it moves me so much and it's the most wonderful piece of music.
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You like being wistful.
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Sitting on your island.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Yeah.
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Doing your botany.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Not much botany I can imagine, but um
Sir Bernard Ingham
Wishing I'd done more.
Presenter
What about your book?
Sir Bernard Ingham
I've got the Bible and Shakespeare, so my book would be the
Sir Bernard Ingham
Time's Atlas of the World. I can spend hours just looking at maps.
Sir Bernard Ingham
and this would while away a great deal of time, and I would become a great expert.
Presenter
and bring back a lot of memories.
Sir Bernard Ingham
Yes.
Presenter
And your luxury?
Sir Bernard Ingham
Well, my luxury this will brings out a little of the perfectionism in me. I would uh want Colin Cowdery's cricket machine, the one that bowls at you, uh, because if, after two years on my desert isle, at the age of sixty-five, I was not in a fit condition after the application of batting at that machine, I was not fit to open the Yorkshire innings, then something would have gone seriously wrong.
Presenter
So, Bernard Inghan, thank you very much indeed for letting us hear your Desert Island discs.
Speaker 3
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Presenter asks
Why did Mrs. Thatcher choose you?
I don't know, you better ask her... I am assuming that the Civil Service recommended me. I have since discovered that certainly people in the Tory party were consulted, and said I was the man for the job.
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How did you come to go to the local grammar school in the end?
My my my father, who could ill afford, paid, because he felt that I ought to go, and he felt that I just simply couldn't do an industrial job with the asthma that I'd got. But, lo and behold, the older I got, the better I managed to deal with the asthma.
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You worked at Energy for Tony Benn, one of the great wasted talents of British politics, you called him. What do you mean by that? What would you like to have seen him become?
Well, here was a man who uh had a very good presence. A good speaking voice, in many ways an attractive personality, an extremely good administrator, did his work at night, came in with his boxes, it was done. Was decisive, and yet something went wrong in the early 1970s... I do think he could have become a Prime Minister, frankly, if he hadn't gone on his wild, lefty, wayward ways, you know, believing that the sun shines out of the working classes, as one minister said to me.
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How much did you miss [your position at Number Ten] when it ended?
I didn't really. I think when you've done eleven years, one month and five days in number ten, you've you've done your stint... I can honestly say I didn't miss it at all and don't miss it. I've I've acquired a wonderful new and exciting life, returning to an age of utter irresponsibility. And as a consequence I'm having a ball.
“I think that what you do is you work extremely hard for the government of the day, that which the voters have landed you with. You do your best for them, you try to get under the skin and into the mind of the minister that you work for, and you represent it.”
“I think it was extremely sad, because she wasn't deposed by the people. That's fair enough, if that's what the people want to do. She was deposed by her own side. This bunch of knifing Tories who panicked.”
“I think I've had a heck of a lot more responsibility than power.”