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Desert Island Discs
Presented by Roy Plomley
American actress who was a star of the London stage at the age of 21.
Eight records
On the Sunny Side of the Street
reason_from_quote: Whenever I come into a nightclub, a restaurant, wherever he's playing, he always stops whatever he's playing and starts the song for me.
verbatim_reason: I think it it's one of the most divine records.
verbatim_reason: What was so touching about this record … is because he was a rather old man and he's not a great singer. But the feeling and the knowledge of him singing it, it was one of the tops of all time.
verbatim_reason: It's about a lynching really, which is pretty frightening. But I think it's most moving.
verbatim_reason: I think anything that Ella Fitzgerald does is okay with me.
Liebestod from Tristan und Isolde
verbatim_reason: I had the honor of knowing her. … She got one thousand curtain calls. … She had the greatest voice of that type in the world.
Perry Como and the male voices of the Robert Shaw Chorale
verbatim_reason: I love it dearly. I heard it for years. … It ended up always Perry Como singing with the choir the Lord's Prayer. I think it's very beautiful.
The keepsakes
The book
W. Macneile Dixon
Well, I would take a book which was given me by the most Wonderful man, great actor, great author, got two surprises. Great director of his own plays, I have had the honour of being in one called Reflected Glory. It's called the human situation. By W. McNeill Dixon. And I don't know quite how to describe it, except that one can pick it up and put it down, pick it up again in a month, a week, or two weeks, or read it over again. and I'd have it in front of me here. A Book of Philosophy And theosophy in a way.
The luxury
And the first uh real possession I ever had. was a painting of me by the greatest portrait painter, I think, in the world, Augustus John, painted me. And uh I would take that, not because it was of me, I was just a model, it was his great art. And I remember a great friend of mine and a very fine producer, he he said to Lula, I always knew you had a soul, but it took Augustus John to let the world know it, you know.
In conversation
Presenter asks
Could you endure loneliness for a long time?
Well, uh, if I could have so many more records and so many more books … Food and drink from time to time, you know. I think I could. No, I don't think I could 'cause I love bridge and poker. No poker games.
Presenter asks
What's the origin, Tallulah, of your unusual and very beautiful Christian name?
Well, thank you. My great-grandfather went from Greenville, South Carolina to Alabama to look over this property he'd acquired. And he passed through Georgia where Tallulah Falls is, which is 80 feet taller than Niagara Falls. And he wrote back to my great-grandmother and said, if [they] have first child as a girl, I want [her] called [Tallulah] after these beautiful falls. And my Aunt Maureen … told me that [Tallulah] meant Love Maidens … then I went to a luncheon at the Women's Club in Atlanta … [a man] said, we all know that tallula means terrible … And she [the goddess] was the goddess of vengeance … Then I met these two divine people from [Israel] and they told me that Tallulah means rock of precipice … So there you go. You can take your choice.
The recording
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Speaker 4
This is the BBC.
Speaker 1
Hello, I'm Kirsty Young and this is a podcast from the Desert Island Discs archive. This is a recording of the programme made as it was broadcast and so there may be some degradation in the sound quality. For rights reasons we've had to shorten the music. The programme was originally broadcast in 1964 and some people may find the language used unacceptable by today's standards.
Presenter
Each week a well-known person is asked the question, if you were to be cast away alone on a desert island, which aid gramophone records would you choose to have with you?
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As usual, the castaway is introduced by Roy Plumley.
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How do you do, ladies and gentlemen?
Presenter
Our castaway this week is an American actress who was a star of the London stage at the age of 21, paying one of her rare visits to Britain as Tallulah Bankhead.
Presenter
Now, Miss Bankhead.
Tallulah Bankhead
Yeah.
Tallulah Bankhead
Uh uh We had an agreement prior to going on the air that you would call me Toludo. Otherwise you don't like me. I'm sorry.
Presenter
I do like you and Talula. Thank you.
Tallulah Bankhead
First question.
Presenter
Could you endure loneliness for a long time?
Tallulah Bankhead
Well, uh, if I could have so many more records and so many more books.
Tallulah Bankhead
Food and drink from time to time, you know. I think I could.
Tallulah Bankhead
No, I don't think I could'cause I love bridge and poker. No poker games.
Presenter
No poker games, no
Tallulah Bankhead
No.
Tallulah Bankhead
Then I'd be very numb, they say.
Presenter
There's some slight consolation. What would you be happiest to have got away from? Yeah.
Tallulah Bankhead
I don't really I don't I haven't thought of such a thing. Uh oh, I know mice. Mice.
Presenter
All right. We promise there'll be no mice on this desert island. Okay.
Tallulah Bankhead
Oh shit.
Presenter
Is music important in your life?
Presenter
It's half of my life. Have you studied it? Do you play an instrument?
Tallulah Bankhead
Well, as a child I played the violin and the piano.
Tallulah Bankhead
But the moment I went on the stage I was uh
Tallulah Bankhead
stupid and didn't keep up my practicing, you know.
Presenter
Do you play records a lot?
Tallulah Bankhead
Well, I listen mostly. You see, in America we have T V twenty four hours a day and radio twenty four hours a day and you get all the records there and so I I listen mostly to the records on radio.
Presenter
Hey,
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Yes. Now you've chosen these eight records to take to this desert island. Did you have any plan in choosing them?
Presenter
No, no pl
Tallulah Bankhead
And you didn't give me time. I I could choose many, many more, but I only got eight.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
Yeah.
Tallulah Bankhead
And I'm not necessarily naming them in order. I love them all the same, but for different reasons.
Presenter
First one you have On the pilot.
Tallulah Bankhead
Well, I think the first one is Louis Armstrong, Satchmo to Us. I've chosen his
Tallulah Bankhead
on the sunny side of the street. Whenever I come into a
Tallulah Bankhead
nightclub, a restaurant, wherever he's playing, he always stops whatever he's playing and starts the song for me.
Presenter
Grab your code.
Presenter
Grab your hat, baby, movie.
Presenter
Leave your worries on the doorstep
Tallulah Bankhead
Just direct your feet.
Tallulah Bankhead
Arms and desire.
Tallulah Bankhead
Uh
Presenter
Can't you have that bit of bad man?
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The happy tune is your stepmother.
Speaker 4
Sure.
Speaker 4
Yeah.
Presenter
Uh
Speaker 4
Promote my Latin prosperous morning.
Speaker 4
Body on the
Speaker 4
Ah
Presenter
Carozo singing Vesti la Giobo from Ipagliacci.
Presenter
Hank, you were born in the South, were you not?
Tallulah Bankhead
Yes, I was.
Presenter
Whereabout
Tallulah Bankhead
I was born in Huntsville, Alabama.
Presenter
Your father was a congressman who became Speaker in the House of Representatives. That's right. What's the origin, Tallulah, of your unusual and and very beautiful Christian name?
Tallulah Bankhead
Well, thank you. My great-grandfather went from Greenville, South Carolina to Alabama to look over this property he'd acquired.
Tallulah Bankhead
And he passed through Georgia where Talluna Falls is, which is 80 feet taller than Niagara Falls.
Presenter
Well
Tallulah Bankhead
And he wrote back to my great-grandmother and said, if I have first child as a girl, I want to be called Lula after these beautiful falls. And my Aunt Maureen, she's a great authority on Indian folklore, and she told me that Tula meant Love Maidens.
Tallulah Bankhead
Then I went to a luncheon at the Women's Club in Atlanta and only the first time a lot of a man has ever been present. He said, we all know that tallula means terrible.
Tallulah Bankhead
Well, that was an awful shock after Love Maiden. But she's terribly attractive and terrible this and all those bromides, you know.
Speaker 1
That was an awful shock. I'll have to love me.
Tallulah Bankhead
And she was the goddess of vengeance. Once a year a prince of the tribe was sacrificed over the falls for the good of the crops and the rain.
Tallulah Bankhead
And then this came out in the papers and I got this letter from this Irish port saying that Tallulah was first inhabited by an Irish contingent.
Tallulah Bankhead
And at Tallulah in the sixth century was an Irish saint. When I going from Love Maiden terrible insane, then I met these two divine people from Israeli and they told me that Tallulah means rock of precipice, which was the only place that when the people of the Jewish faith
Tallulah Bankhead
Well being
Tallulah Bankhead
Put a pile. It's the one place they could go to that no one could reach them. So they're the fourth story now. Take my choice.
Presenter
So there you go.
Presenter
Yeah.
Tallulah Bankhead
You can take your choice. Right.
Presenter
Alright.
Tallulah Bankhead
What inspired you to become an actress?
Tallulah Bankhead
Well, inspired is hardly the word, because I'm so lazy.
Tallulah Bankhead
I should have never gone on the stage, but I can't make a living any other way.
Presenter
Did you see a lot of theatre when you were a child?
Tallulah Bankhead
No, because I live in a small town, but I sent my picture to a beauty contest.
Tallulah Bankhead
It was run by Picture Play magazine. And you were a winner.
Tallulah Bankhead
So that's how it all began. That took you to New York? That took me to New York, yes. What was your first professional engagement?
Tallulah Bankhead
Well my first professional engagement was just nothing, a walk-on saying not a word. And I left after three days'cause I was so humiliated. Then the next part was the leading part and Feder 90s.
Tallulah Bankhead
Well I played understudy but was first played and was to play the f month of August when the star took a
Tallulah Bankhead
vacation and then I was to tour the national tour.
Presenter
Yeah.
Tallulah Bankhead
And then I got to pendicitis.
Presenter
Yeah.
Tallulah Bankhead
Yeah.
Presenter
So you will ask the bird.
Tallulah Bankhead
Well, I didn't. I said, I can't. I said, I couldn't do the dance. I had to dance any.
Presenter
And
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I hear
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Quite soon after this you came to London. What brought you here?
Tallulah Bankhead
Well, Charles Cochrane
Tallulah Bankhead
came to a party and they often do imitations. I used to I got to these parties because I sang for my supper, you know. And so I did these and
Tallulah Bankhead
and he said I should go to England and he sent back a photograph of me.
Tallulah Bankhead
uh to Sir Gerald Maurya, and they said, Come over.
Tallulah Bankhead
And uh of course I was so thrilled I could hardly bear it, you know. So I got the labor permit and I opened the gerald and everything's under control.
Presenter
Yes, well the kind of impact you made in London in the 20s was roughly akin to the impact the Beatles made last year. You you had the the gallery girls queuing up to mob you outside the theatre.
Tallulah Bankhead
You had the
Presenter
And you really did hit London.
Tallulah Bankhead
Yes, and they were darling, but I think they annoyed people because they would scream and yell to Lula, you're wonderful before I done anything.
Presenter
You were in London for eight years. How many plays did you do here in that time?
Tallulah Bankhead
Oh, darling, I did the green hat.
Presenter
Am I gonna come?
Tallulah Bankhead
I did a carbon labor and Howard and then uh
Tallulah Bankhead
Let us begin another play by Rachel Crothers, who wrote the first play I was in.
Presenter
Yeah. Nope.
Tallulah Bankhead
Okay.
Presenter
Work cards for
Tallulah Bankhead
Financials.
Presenter
Uh
Tallulah Bankhead
Yeah.
Presenter
The Gold Diggers
Tallulah Bankhead
You you know these, why ask me? I don't remember the things I've done, I've done so many relative chameleas.
Presenter
Yeah.
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It's everything
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Yes.
Tallulah Bankhead
was written uh 1840.
Tallulah Bankhead
The most exquisite costumes I had. And they had to have nurses in the theater because people fainted and cried when I died was very complimentary.
Presenter
It said that you and Steve Donahue were the two most consistently newsworthy people of the twenties in London. Everything you did was headlined news.
Presenter
You were also rumoured to be one of the wild ones or or also the pig.
Tallulah Bankhead
One of the wild ones?
Presenter
Yes. Well, I wouldn't contradict if anyone said
Tallulah Bankhead
That
Presenter
Let's have record your third record now, Tolura. What are you having next?
Tallulah Bankhead
My third record is Frank Sinatra's My Finny Valentine because I think it it's one of the most divine records.
Tallulah Bankhead
When you
Speaker 4
How many to speak?
Speaker 4
Are you smart?
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But don't change your hair for me.
Speaker 4
Not if you care for
Speaker 4
Stay little Valentine, stay.
Speaker 4
Each day is Valentine's Day.
Presenter
Uh
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Frank Sinatra singing My Funny Valentine.
Presenter
Now after your eight years in London,
Presenter
In the London Theatre, you went to Hollywood and made about, what, half a dozen pictures.
Tallulah Bankhead
Hmm.
Presenter
Perhaps the best remembered, I think, The Devil and the Deep with Charles Lawton and Gary Cooper.
Tallulah Bankhead
Also Carrie Grant played a small part in that.
Presenter
Uh City.
Tallulah Bankhead
He played one of the uh naval officers, you know.
Presenter
Mm-hmm.
Presenter
Um, how long did you stay in Hollywood?
Tallulah Bankhead
I stayed there a year because the first two pictures I made in New York.
Presenter
Yes. Did you enjoy it? No. You didn't like movie?
Tallulah Bankhead
Well
Presenter
No.
Tallulah Bankhead
I cannot stand semi-tropical weather. I cannot stand it.
Presenter
So you said goodbye to Hollywood and went and tackled the Broadway theatre after having made this big success in London. How did you do?
Tallulah Bankhead
Yeah.
Tallulah Bankhead
Success in London.
Tallulah Bankhead
Well, I didn't make out so well until I did my first real great hit.
Tallulah Bankhead
I was there, the little fox.
Presenter
Lillian Herrmann.
Presenter
Yeah.
Tallulah Bankhead
Leaning the helmet yet.
Presenter
Yes, this was a big situation.
Tallulah Bankhead
He's a great writer.
Presenter
And then you followed that with a very difficult part in Thornton Wilder's Skin of Our Teeth.
Tallulah Bankhead
Oh, well that the author, most divine man, Thornton Wilde, is third political prize. He got it for the Bridge of San Juare, of our town, of that, and I got the
Speaker 1
Yeah.
Presenter
Then I
Tallulah Bankhead
Critics award and that as I did in Lifeboat. Lifeboat followed that to be
Presenter
Oh yeah.
Tallulah Bankhead
Is that fun of that?
Presenter
That was the Hitchcock picture you went back to Hollywood. Yes, yes. That must have been rather a miserable film to make sitting in that lifeboat day on the back.
Tallulah Bankhead
Not at all. It was divine,'cause his cock is so divine. They gave me a senior dog and every Saturday night, you know, I dined with him and his wife Alma and Patricia's daughter. They were darling.
Tallulah Bankhead
And uh no, I was very happy with that.
Presenter
It was out.
Presenter
Then back to Broadway for The Eagle Has Two Heads. That was another
Tallulah Bankhead
No, but then after that I did with Lubitz the royal scandal. Here it was called the Tsarina.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
Ah yes, I'd forgotten that one. And then back to Broadway. The eagle has two heads and a very successful.
Tallulah Bankhead
So
Presenter
And you might
Tallulah Bankhead
Thank you very much.
Tallulah Bankhead
Yeah.
Presenter
Yeah.
Tallulah Bankhead
League has two heads, yeah.
Presenter
and private lives.
Tallulah Bankhead
Yes, four years with that.
Presenter
You're doing a lot of radio at this time, and you brought your radio show over here for one sensation. Yes, the big show. We had an hour and a half every Sunday.
Tallulah Bankhead
Yeah.
Presenter
And you were over again in nineteen fifty seven to appear in Cabary.
Tallulah Bankhead
Yeah.
Presenter
Have you done a lot of Cabry?
Tallulah Bankhead
Well, I I uh I I did Las Vegas.
Presenter
Mm. And what's the purpose of this visit to Lulu? What if you come over for this time?
Tallulah Bankhead
Well, here I've come over to a little film called Fanatic.
Presenter
Yeah, is it?
Tallulah Bankhead
And that's
Presenter
I again
Tallulah Bankhead
I'd rather you play the title role in the- Oh, Nassau, you would yeah. But in this case you're wrong because I play a religious fanatic and though I have every regard and
Tallulah Bankhead
admiration and respect for anyone's faith and creed. I can hardly call myself a religious fanatic.
Presenter
What's your next record, number four?
Tallulah Bankhead
Walter Houston September song. And what was so touching about this record, which got just raves of all time, is because he was a rather old man and he's not a great singer. But the feeling and the knowledge of him singing it, it was one of the tops of all time.
Presenter
Uh
Tallulah Bankhead
And the days to
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Turn to bone.
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Has taken off you
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September
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Now remember
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And these few golden days I'd share with you
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These golden days I'd share Yeah.
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Walter Houston singing September song.
Presenter
Tallulah, in your autobiography you wrote that you hated acting. Is this really true?
Tallulah Bankhead
Well, I shouldn't say that. I like I don't like crowds, but I love them in the theater, you know. No, I'm lazy, darling. You know, I don't like doing anything. I'm the type that
Tallulah Bankhead
I never stand up if I can sit down, I never sit down if I can lie down, you know.
Presenter
No. Now you've been working hard on the film here in London. Have you had a chance to see some old friends?
Tallulah Bankhead
I've only seen a few because I get up at 5.30.
Presenter
Yes.
Tallulah Bankhead
We break it ten to six at a time I've changed and
Tallulah Bankhead
You know, um, everything.
Presenter
So you haven't had a chance to see any theatre while you've been here.
Tallulah Bankhead
Yeah.
Presenter
Yeah.
Tallulah Bankhead
No
Presenter
How about coming back to do a play?
Tallulah Bankhead
Well, darling, and I don't want to be vulgar or sordid, but I couldn't afford to do a play here with my upkeep in American
Presenter
Yeah.
Tallulah Bankhead
Everything here, you know, I'd be losing money.
Presenter
Mm-hmm. Have you any one big ambition professionally, any any part you want to play?
Tallulah Bankhead
No, no.
Tallulah Bankhead
Just to retire.
Presenter
I can't believe that. Let's hand record number five. What next?
Tallulah Bankhead
Number five, darling, is one of the greatest of all time. It's Billy Holiday.
Tallulah Bankhead
Who everyone calls Lady Day?
Tallulah Bankhead
The Great Negro singer.
Tallulah Bankhead
And uh Strange Fruit is taken from a famous book by a um
Tallulah Bankhead
Masalana and strange fruit came from the trees. It's about a lynching really, which is pretty frightening. But I think it's most moving.
Speaker 4
Uh then cheese
Tallulah Bankhead
Yeah.
Speaker 4
Uh
Speaker 4
Bears string. Uh
Speaker 4
Ruot.
Speaker 4
Blood only.
Tallulah Bankhead
Let's
Tallulah Bankhead
Layers
Speaker 4
And blood at the room.
Speaker 4
Black body swinging
Speaker 4
In the South and Bree
Presenter
Billy Holiday singing Strange Fruit
Presenter
What's your next choice to Lula?
Tallulah Bankhead
Well, I put them together'cause they're the top
Tallulah Bankhead
They're wonderful, quite different.
Tallulah Bankhead
Ella Fitzgerald, Love for Sale by Cole Porter. I think anything that Ella Fitzgerald does is okay with me, but you will see the difference in Billy Hardy and Ella Fitzgerald.
Speaker 4
For save you
Speaker 4
Advertising young love for slave
Tallulah Bankhead
If you want to buy my wares, follow me.
Speaker 4
We can climb the stairs.
Presenter
Ella Fitzgerald singing Love for Sale.
Presenter
Telola, how good a Robinson Crusoe would you be? Could you look after yourself on a desert island?
Tallulah Bankhead
I couldn't I can't even put a key in a door darling. I can't do a thing for myself.
Presenter
Now if you found yourself in possession of some kind of craft, if a raft was washed up or something of the sort, would you try to escape, or would you sit it out on the island?
Tallulah Bankhead
Oh, I'd sit anything out and escape.
Presenter
You'd rather sit it out.
Tallulah Bankhead
Well, I can float sitting up practically, but I I had a swimming pool, like an Olympic pool, but I don't think I ever got to the end of it. I'm too lazy to try and swim. You would have a rough.
Presenter
Well, I can skull up.
Tallulah Bankhead
Oh, I'd have a rod, but I wouldn't know how to work it.
Presenter
You just let it drift.
Tallulah Bankhead
I can't even raw a boat or punter something. I can float away.
Presenter
Mm. I think we'd better stick to music. What's what's the next choice?
Tallulah Bankhead
Well, the next choice of the greatest of all time is Flagstad in Wagner's Tristan and Rosalda.
Presenter
Ready, Bristol.
Presenter
Why do you choose this?
Tallulah Bankhead
I had the honor of knowing her.
Tallulah Bankhead
I was in Chicago and she came back and gave this benefit.
Tallulah Bankhead
for some charity after the war.
Tallulah Bankhead
And uh I happened to be there.
Tallulah Bankhead
She got one thousand cutting calls.
Tallulah Bankhead
She had the greatest frost of that type in the world.
Presenter
Kirsten Flagstar singing The Lieberstad from Wagner's Tristan and Isolde.
Presenter
What's your last choice, Tallulia?
Tallulah Bankhead
Well, it seems kind of obvious, but uh I love it dearly. I heard it for years. It was played every night.
Tallulah Bankhead
uh on a certain programme and played four hours, seven nights a week, called um the Happiness Exchange. It was to get money for all kinds of people who needed it. It ended up always Perry Como singing with the choir the Lord's Prayer.
Tallulah Bankhead
I think it's very beautiful.
Speaker 4
Well
Speaker 4
Which art in heaven
Speaker 4
Hollowidge
Speaker 4
Thy name
Presenter
Peri Como and the male voices of the Robert Shaw Chorale singing The Lord's Prayer.
Presenter
Thirty or eight records, Delula. If you could only have one of them, which would it be?
Tallulah Bankhead
I would take all eight and a thousand or more, and that's all you're gonna get out of me about that.
Presenter
Ha ha ha.
Tallulah Bankhead
How can I pick out these divine people my favorite? I had a gardener.
Presenter
Um
Tallulah Bankhead
Once and I had the most beautiful flowers and I said, What what is your favorite flower, Louis?
Tallulah Bankhead
He said, I don't have any favorites. If I had a favorite, the others wouldn't come up for me, you see? So I don't want to miss any of these. And one.
Presenter
Object to take with you. Of no practical use, one inanimate object.
Tallulah Bankhead
And the first uh
Tallulah Bankhead
real possession I ever had.
Tallulah Bankhead
was a painting of me by the greatest portrait painter, I think, in the world, Augustus John, painted me.
Tallulah Bankhead
And uh I would take that, not because it was of me, I was just a model, it was his great art.
Tallulah Bankhead
And I remember a great friend of mine and a very fine producer, he he said to Lula, I always knew you had a soul, but it took Augustus John to let the world know it, you know.
Presenter
and one book to take with you apart from the Bible and Shakespeare.
Tallulah Bankhead
Well, I would take a book which was given me by the most
Tallulah Bankhead
Wonderful man, great actor, great author, got two surprises.
Tallulah Bankhead
Great director of his own plays, I have had the honour of being in one called Reflected Glory.
Tallulah Bankhead
It's called the human situation.
Tallulah Bankhead
By W. McNeill Dixon.
Tallulah Bankhead
And I don't know quite how to describe it, except that one can pick it up and put it down, pick it up again in a month, a week, or two weeks, or read it over again.
Tallulah Bankhead
and I'd have it in front of me here.
Presenter
A Book of Philosophy
Tallulah Bankhead
And theosophy in a way.
Presenter
Yeah.
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Right.
Presenter
Well, thank you to Lula Bankhead for letting us hear your choice of Desert Island Disc.
Tallulah Bankhead
Thank you to Lura, you should say. Thank you, Laura, darling, and bless you all, dear heart.
Tallulah Bankhead
Yeah.
Presenter
Goodbye everyone.
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The guest in today's recorded program, first broadcast last Monday, was Tallula Banks.
Presenter
The interviewer was Roy Plumley and the producer Monica Chappelle.
Presenter
Next Monday at 1.10, the castaway will be Lavinia Young, matron of the Westminster Hospital.
Speaker 1
You've been listening to a podcast from the Desert Island Discs Archive. For more podcasts, please visit bbc.co.uk slash radio four.
Speaker 4
This is the B B C.
Presenter asks
What inspired you to become an actress?
Well, inspired is hardly the word, because I'm so lazy. I should have never gone on the stage, but I can't make a living any other way.
Presenter asks
Did you enjoy [Hollywood]?
No. I cannot stand semi-tropical weather. I cannot stand it.
Presenter asks
Have you any one big ambition professionally, any part you want to play?
No, no … Just to retire.
Presenter asks
How good a Robinson Crusoe would you be? Could you look after yourself on a desert island?
I couldn't. I can't even put a key in a door, darling. I can't do a thing for myself.
Presenter asks
If you found yourself in possession of some kind of craft, a raft was washed up, would you try to escape, or would you sit it out on the island?
Oh, I'd sit anything out and escape … Well, I can float sitting up practically, but I had a swimming pool, like an Olympic pool, but I don't think I ever got to the end of it. I'm too lazy to try and swim.
“I'm so lazy. I should have never gone on the stage, but I can't make a living any other way.”
“I cannot stand semi-tropical weather. I cannot stand it.”
“I don't like crowds, but I love them in the theater, you know. No, I'm lazy, darling. You know, I don't like doing anything. I'm the type that I never stand up if I can sit down, I never sit down if I can lie down, you know.”
“I can't even put a key in a door, darling. I can't do a thing for myself.”
“[My gardener said,] I don't have any favorites. If I had a favorite, the others wouldn't come up for me, you see? So I don't want to miss any of these.”
“I always knew you had a soul, but it took Augustus John to let the world know it, you know.”