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Desert Island Discs
Presented by Sue Lawley
A writer and illustrator, best known for creating the Orlando the Marmalade Cat series of children's books.
Eight records
it's my younger son who said I must use it because I have always experimented. That's my watchword, really.
Everybody was crazy about the third man, weren't they? The Ziddar I had never heard of Ziddar before.
Prelude and Fugue No. 1 in C major
I would be so absorbed by it that I wouldn't worry if I wasn't rescued.
The keepsakes
The book
Marcel Proust
And I've chosen this book because Jeff's Wood, who was a great friend of mine and influenced me very much, he insisted upon my reading it and I was about twenty-five, I suppose. And so I sat down and I started to read it. It's absolutely riveting. Well now the thing is that I've tried three times to read it again and I can't. It's something I think you do when you're young. That's why I want to take it with me and have to do it.
The luxury
a jalaba (cloth of gold, lined with faded shell pink)
I would take it with me 'cause I don't want to be parted from it.
In conversation
Presenter asks
Why was Orlando created out of boredom? Boredom of whom or what?
When my son, the elder son, was four and a half, there was just Beatrix Potter and Baba the Elephant and Ardidzoni. And really, though they're superb, and always will be, I got awfully bored repeating these things. And then I um was talking to my friend C. K. Ogden, and I said the trouble about having children. I said there were no good children's books to read. And he said, Well, who better? Than the mother to write children's books. So I had right, and we had a cat called Orlando, and it And of course to a small four-year-old a cat is another person. So I started telling him stories which I made up.
Presenter asks
You had a fairly miserable childhood, unlike Orlando's cosy family life. Was there part of you in writing that was trying to compensate for what you hadn't had?
I didn't have a uh an un an unhappy childhood because I made my own childhood. I had a very good childhood, but no f no love and affection in it.
The recording
Timestamps play the recording from that turn
Speaker 1
Hello, I'm Kirsty Young, and this is a podcast from the Desert Island Discs archive. For rights reasons, we've had to shorten the music.
Speaker 1
The programme was originally broadcast in nineteen ninety four, and the presenter was Sue Lawley.
Presenter
My Castaway this week is a writer and illustrator. Her childhood in Manchester was rather lonely, but her life as a young woman after the First World War in London was full of incident and excitement. Often penniless, yet always fascinated by the artistic world, she lived the bohemian life, at one point as secretary to the painter Augustus John. In 1926, marriage brought her stability, but twelve years later, boredom awoke her talent, and she published her illustrated story about Orlando the Marmalade Cat. Altogether she wrote 18 Orlando books, beautifully illustrated, charmingly written, and regarded by many as the epitome of good children's literature. Their creator, now ninety-six, would like to be remembered for her serious work, but admits somehow Orlando took over. She is Kathleen Hale.
Presenter
Why was Orlando created out of boredom, Kathleen? Boredom of whom or what?
Kathleen Hale
When my son, the elder son, was four and a half, there was just Beatrix Potter and Baba the Elephant and Ardidzoni. And really, though they're superb, and always will be,
Kathleen Hale
I got awfully bored repeating these things. And then I um was talking to my friend C. K. Ogden, and I said the trouble about having
Kathleen Hale
Children. I said there were no good children's books to read. And he said, Well, who better?
Kathleen Hale
Than the mother to write children's books. So I had right, and we had a cat called Orlando, and it
Kathleen Hale
And of course to a small four-year-old a cat is another person.
Kathleen Hale
So I started telling him stories which I made up. But now, w why Orlando? Why was the cat called Orlando?
Kathleen Hale
Ah, well, there's no sensible reason for that. It's just that when my husband and I were in Italy and we were sitting on a
Kathleen Hale
Remote railway station waiting for a train.
Kathleen Hale
On the platform opposite was an enormous lady with a little tiny table and a a white tablecloth down to the floor, and she was selling lemonade and things like that, limonadi or whatever it was, you know, and she suddenly said, Orlando, orlando and then I thought an enormous husband would appear.
Kathleen Hale
Then a little boy with red hair peered underneath the
Kathleen Hale
Tablecloth, looking up at her, you see. So I said to Douglas, Well, we call that Cat Orlando.
Presenter
And and the situations that you put Orlando in, Orlando goes camping or Orlando goes abroad were all situations that had happened to you so you could sketch them was the point. But the character of Orlando was your husband.
Kathleen Hale
Yes, mainly. I mean upright, honest
Kathleen Hale
full of integrity and caring for his family. I I romanticized him, you know. There couldn't have been a man as good as Orlando. But
Presenter
Solid and devoted. Yes. But in which case, were you were you Grace, the the nice devoted wife in the frilly apron who was ever full of warmth and feminine charm and sympathy?
Kathleen Hale
The end.
Presenter
Uh
Kathleen Hale
Uh Yeah, she is entirely fictitious. She was the sort of woman I would like to be.
Kathleen Hale
And she's exactly the opposite. I would like to be slightly dotty.
Kathleen Hale
and um carefree and uh you know just sort of really feminine. And I'm the absolute opposite to all that.
Presenter
You in the Orlando books at all?
Kathleen Hale
My character well, yes, um, romanticized and soft and tinkle.
Kathleen Hale
I was always getting into trouble. I never knew why. And Tinker was the same. Wayward, rebellious, very naughty. Ah, well, I was called naughty, and the head mistress, who was a wonderfully well known
Kathleen Hale
Avant garde had missed she was marvellous.
Kathleen Hale
She said that she I was the naughtiest girl she'd ever had, and there were always six hundred of us, so that was rather an accolade, wasn't it?
Presenter
Let's turn to your records. Now, what's the first one that you would play as a castaway? Tell me about it.
Kathleen Hale
Gertrude Lawrence singing experiment from Nymph Erland
Kathleen Hale
Kell Porter.
Kathleen Hale
And it's my younger son who said I must use it because I have always experimented. That's my watchword, really.
Speaker 4
Be curious, though interfering friends may crown. Get furious at each attempt to hold you down. If this advice you'll only employ, the future can offer you infinite joy and mariner.
Kathleen Hale
Ah
Speaker 4
A city man
Presenter
You see
Presenter
Gertrude Laurence singing Experiment from Coalporter's Nymph Errant, and a reminder for Kathleen Hale of an experimental and rebellious youth. But you had a fairly miserable childhood, Kathleen, unlike Orlando's cosy family life. Was there part of you in writing that that was trying to compensate for what you hadn't had?
Kathleen Hale
I didn't have a uh an un an unhappy childhood because I made my own childhood. I had a very good childhood, but no f no love and affection in it.
Presenter
Why not?
Kathleen Hale
Well, my father died when I was five, and I think everything went wrong after that, because we were parked out with various cruel Victorian aunts who were adepts at mental torture.
Kathleen Hale
And, um, until I was nine. And then, uh m uh mother had got a a home together for us and w we
Kathleen Hale
and my sister and my brother joined him. Well, m mother for some reason nagged at me, and it's not my imagination, because my sister, who was five years older, said she never could imagine why my mother was anti book.
Kathleen Hale
with me because she was uh well, they both loved each other and were just, you know, interested in everything.
Kathleen Hale
Together
Kathleen Hale
And um so I got used to being nagged.
Kathleen Hale
I seem to be always doing something wrong, and I never could understand. I'm not sorry for myself, but I just couldn't understand.
Kathleen Hale
She would take away my sketch book, and of course I was absolutely besotted by drawing.
Presenter
So she would take those away as a punishment, knowing how much it would hurt.
Kathleen Hale
How much it would have?
Kathleen Hale
And that was torture.
Presenter
And what sort of things were you drawing?
Kathleen Hale
At the time.
Kathleen Hale
horses, like most little girls and I had no horse or anything, but I used to spend a lot of time in the farrier's shop, you know, and would be given a ride home to their farm on the they were like billiard tables, enormous horses.
Kathleen Hale
And, um, oh, I used to do later on, I used to do caricatures of the
Kathleen Hale
Um it warred young ladies that were milling around me and everywhere, you know.
Presenter
And and did you know you were good?
Kathleen Hale
No, I just knew knew that that was what I had to do.
Presenter
And
Kathleen Hale
What
Presenter
Was it not spotted at school that you had this talent?
Kathleen Hale
Yes, it eventually after they
Kathleen Hale
I refused to d do any lesson at all. Now I spent nine years in the corridor in disgrace. This marvellous headmistress said, Well, she's very good at drawing.
Kathleen Hale
let her drop everything except English,'cause I wrote stories about the mill girls in Manchester in dialect. And I don't know. I wish I could know what I wrote, but they were thought very good.
Kathleen Hale
So I was allowed to do English. And then I loved the sound of French. And I used to go about
Kathleen Hale
talking mock French at gibberish.
Kathleen Hale
And so I was allowed to do go to the French lessons. And the rest of the time I was
Kathleen Hale
sent upstairs to the beautiful studio, school studio, and just drew and painted.
Presenter
But it was the school in the end who put you in for a scholarship at Reading, wasn't it? Yes. And that was a great turning point for you.
Kathleen Hale
Yes, and it was very funny because my sister, who was very, very popular and very good at gymnastics and all the lessons and so on, always got all the prizes. And here was her
Kathleen Hale
awful kid sister having to go up on speech day and receive uh something, which was just a roll of um parchment with the pink ribbon round it. There was nothing written on it.
Kathleen Hale
But she was a bit upset, I think, about that.
Presenter
Tell me about your second record.
Kathleen Hale
Well, imagining myself on a desert island, I thought in order not to go mad, I must keep myself reasonably lighthearted. And then I wanted to have records from
Kathleen Hale
other countries in the world to give me some kind of contact with the real world and that somebody from Lebanon or somewhere might come and rescue me.
Presenter
So this is what? Tell me about this record.
Kathleen Hale
This is Kuban.
Kathleen Hale
Rumba Azul. I loved the the um
Kathleen Hale
Cool music in Iowa's week.
Kathleen Hale
Good and keen dancer.
Speaker 4
Why not?
Speaker 4
Let's do things one.
Speaker 4
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4
Aya ya ya
Speaker 4
Mada Tirido piru diro ridu de piru iro doses me cantar porum vastur tiri ki tri ki tri ki tri
Presenter
Rumba Azool, played by the Le Cuona Cuban boys. So you were crazy about dancing by the time you got to London in the twenties, Kathleen.
Kathleen Hale
Well, I re became crazy on arriving in London. I hadn't danced before, but I landed up in a a bohemian so called club and everybody danced, and I was dancing with tango before I knew what was happening.
Presenter
I read somewhere that you made yourself a dress out of handkerchiefs at one point.
Kathleen Hale
Oh, yes, the sort of um jumper thing with liberties, one s silk handkerchief for each sleeve. And one for the f
Presenter
Front and one for the back. Hand sewn. But you didn't have much money. You you obviously had, although it was fun, it was obviously quite a tough life. Didn't you actually cut off your hair and sell it at one point?
Kathleen Hale
Uh
Presenter
Yeah.
Kathleen Hale
Oh yes, I've got five pounds for that.
Presenter
How long a piece of hair was it?
Kathleen Hale
It was so long and so heavy, when I tied it did it up with hundreds of hairpins, it would slowly uncoil and slide down the back of my neck with hairpins too. So it was quite long.
Kathleen Hale
But it was quite a racy thing to do.
Presenter
Really, to cut your hair off shorts then wasn't
Kathleen Hale
I wasn't the first, but uh at the Reading University I was and they said that they said I'd have to go down. They couldn't accept. So I said, Well, I haven't
Kathleen Hale
cut off my morals and my hair, and then a long silence, and I found I was still enrolled as a student.
Presenter
And then during the war, that fir the First World War, you became a a land girl.
Kathleen Hale
Yes.
Presenter
What did you have to do?
Kathleen Hale
Oh, it was the most wonderful job. I insisted upon being a carter, because I wasn't going to hoe cabbages, that wasn't my idea. Well, I really didn't know anything about how to look after a horse, and I was given a huge one which used to stand on my feet, and I'd hang him all way at it and it wouldn't move.
Kathleen Hale
Anyway, it was at Barnes, just beyond Hammersmith, where there was a huge vegetable farm, and they used to sell their produce at Covent Garden. And I also was one of the carters who had to leave the farm at midnight and find a way to Covent Garden.
Kathleen Hale
Put the horses in the stable and back having backed the wagon into the pitch, right pitch, and then the costermongers and people would come along with their donkey carts, and I would give them their cabbages and things, and they would give me Tutton's tip. I nearly said, Oh, but you need it more than I do. And I thought, Shut up, Kathleen, take it.
Kathleen Hale
Record number three.
Presenter
Uh
Kathleen Hale
Well, I I like Scott Joplin very much indeed. I don't know why. Everybody does like him. And the Maple Leaf Rag especially. And I don't know of anybody else who composes like him. He seems to me quite original. And
Kathleen Hale
Makes one happy.
Presenter
Scott Joplin and Maple Leaf Rag. There were, as I understand it, two courts of artists in London in the twenties. There was Jacob Epstein, the sculptor, and then the other one led by the painter Augustus John. You were a member of the Epstein circle to start with. W what were your impressions of him and them?
Kathleen Hale
He was very, very um reserved and very solemn and a great man. It was his wife that I liked. She was she was his first wife and she was enormous and Scottish. She was like a great jelly that was just melting. And she called me Childy and they took me on Sundays.
Kathleen Hale
to the Cafe Royal, which was a meeting place for all artists and bookies and thugs and aristocrats, anything you and wonderful harlots, two specially wonderful ones. And I used to go with them and drink their coffee, ma'e grande, it was called.
Kathleen Hale
Until Epstein realized that I was I'd met Augustus John, he said, or I can't remember exactly, but well, you either belong to us
Kathleen Hale
And don't have anything to do with Augustus or the other way around. Well, Augustus was much more fun.
Presenter
But but Epstein disapproved of of the Bohemian set as it were. He his was the serious-minded set.
Kathleen Hale
A Bohemian set as well.
Kathleen Hale
Yeah.
Presenter
How did you come to meet Augustus, John?
Kathleen Hale
It was a competition open to everybody.
Kathleen Hale
To design a poster for some distressed country, Greece perhaps or something.
Kathleen Hale
And I won it.
Kathleen Hale
and it was twenty five pounds, which was a lot then. And after all, I won it in front of the whole of London.
Kathleen Hale
And then I saw Augustus, and I knew he was one of the judges, so I thought I'll pull his leg.
Kathleen Hale
So I said, went up to him and said, Thank you so much for the twenty-five pounds.
Kathleen Hale
and his look of horror
Kathleen Hale
Re muttered I never had to pay for it.
Kathleen Hale
And so I I left him sort of seething with anxiety, you know. Didn't know who was going to blackmail him next. So then I finally told him, and he was quite happy.
Kathleen Hale
Oh, he said, What do you do?
Kathleen Hale
for a living. So I said, Well, I'm working for a window cleaner at the moment, trying to collect bad debts. But I've done some drawings I'd like to show you and he was very taken with them. And he offered you a job. Yes, he said, Come and be my secretary. So instead of earning thirty five
Presenter
And they often
Kathleen Hale
shillings a week, which I was just scraping together, I got two pounds and all my meals.
Presenter
And what did you think of him? Because he was a a fascinating character, wasn't he? And you obviously are you've written that you felt a frissant every time he came into the room.
Kathleen Hale
Yes. Wasn't romantic, it wasn't sex, it was just s some
Kathleen Hale
Spirit has arrived or some strange freesome.
Presenter
He was at the height of his fame then, wasn't he?
Kathleen Hale
Yeah.
Presenter
All these famous people, I mean T. Lawrence and and Thomas Hardy and Yeats, everybody wanted their picture painted by Augustus Johnson.
Kathleen Hale
He wanted
Kathleen Hale
And Madame Suja, she was playing her cello down in the studio.
Presenter
What she played her cello while he painted it.
Kathleen Hale
Yes. It just boomed up the stairs. I couldn't find out any music in it, but it was a wonderful feeling.
Presenter
But he was an outrageous flirt, wasn't he?
Kathleen Hale
Oh, yes, but it was women were silly. I mean, one of his opening gambits, which he tried on me, was I'd like to knock a baby out of you. Well, I mean
Kathleen Hale
Really? Did did he say that to all the women?
Kathleen Hale
Well, I c I wasn't always there, but.
Presenter
Yeah.
Kathleen Hale
You presumed he did? Oh yes.
Presenter
Let's have record number four.
Kathleen Hale
Ah, yes. Augustus was one of the first people to go as a
Kathleen Hale
Well, I can't say tourist, but to go and to Spain, and it was a very thrilling thing to do. And he was absolutely besotted by the country and the people and the music. And he brought back several sets of music.
Kathleen Hale
And he gave me a set. And La Sardonna
Kathleen Hale
The Les Manges? I don't know how you pronounce it.
Kathleen Hale
I think it's so lovely. And of course it's one of the um list of music from different countries.
Presenter
La Sardana de les Monches, played by La Principal de Perelada.
Presenter
Life was obviously great fun, Kathleen, living in Chelsea in the early twenties, mixing with all those famous people, Sickert and Vanessa Bell, Duncan Grant, lunch at the Cheshire Cheese, and dinner at the Savoy.
Kathleen Hale
Duncan.
Kathleen Hale
With a s
Presenter
But nevertheless, you fared ill. You you were under nourished, were you?
Kathleen Hale
Yes, I got a duodenal also, which I had for years.
Presenter
So it was a really hand-to-mouth experience.
Kathleen Hale
Oh, yes. And then the I had one or two rich men, young men, who took a fancy to me and who take me to oh Simpsons.
Kathleen Hale
I've had roast beef, you know.
Kathleen Hale
I'd have a a lovely great meal and then I could do without eating for the next day. You know, it was
Presenter
No, it was that kind of life.
Presenter
But it was in nineteen twenty three that you were really poorly, and you were taken to the London Fever Hospital, weren't you?
Kathleen Hale
Yes.
Presenter
And treated by a man who was to change your life, Dr. John MacLean. Tell me about him.
Kathleen Hale
Well, it's very difficult because he was so stupendous. He was very tall and a magnificent man altogether. And I think
Kathleen Hale
I felt when I met him.
Kathleen Hale
Here is my father.
Kathleen Hale
This is the father I've been looking for.
Presenter
And he was sixty six at the time when you met, and you were what you would have been twenty five.
Presenter
And you've written that in order not to lose me he transferred me to Douglas, yes, his son.
Kathleen Hale
Yeah.
Presenter
He wanted to keep you in the family, so he wanted you to marry his son.
Kathleen Hale
Yeah
Kathleen Hale
We both loved each other, John and I. We really did.
Presenter
Yeah.
Kathleen Hale
And he decided he was too old. I didn't know he was making these decisions.
Presenter
And what did you think and feel when you realized that he wanted you to marry his son, not him?
Kathleen Hale
Well, then I thought, well, this is my miss missing brother, presumably.
Kathleen Hale
And it will complete my family, you know?
Kathleen Hale
That was the reason. I never meant to marry Douglas and I never
Kathleen Hale
Felton fell in love with him.
Kathleen Hale
Per se.
Kathleen Hale
But it was stupid near John, really?
Presenter
But you fell in friendship with him. Yes.
Kathleen Hale
Yeah. Yeah.
Presenter
Uh
Presenter
Um and you married him and you spent the next forty-one years together? Yes.
Kathleen Hale
Extraordinary, isn't it?
Presenter
But you've written that you
Presenter
Abandoned a magic world when you married reason and moderation. Yes. So.
Presenter
Uh there's a suggestion, there's a hint of regret there, isn't there?
Kathleen Hale
I've regretted it always.
Kathleen Hale
And a great friend of mine, a woman, said, When Kathleen married Douglas her light went out.
Kathleen Hale
Well, it was just
Kathleen Hale
I lost my self-confidence'cause he Douglas was very serious. He was a remarkable man, but uh so serious and no sense of fun.
Presenter
So he didn't excite you, but he gave you the security that you felt you wanted.
Kathleen Hale
Well, I wanted children.
Kathleen Hale
Very definitely and desperately. Douglas, uh, he took me out to theatres and that sort of thing. And he also took me to the
Kathleen Hale
Hospital for Sick Children in Great Ormond Street because he was a path pathologist then.
Kathleen Hale
And he had all these little patients and we went I went with him from bed to bed and they adored him. I thought, oh, he'd make a good parent.
Kathleen Hale
And that's what really pushed me over.
Presenter
So you made your decision and you stuck by it.
Kathleen Hale
Yeah.
Presenter
Let's have record number five.
Kathleen Hale
The Cafe Mozart Walls from the Third Man.
Kathleen Hale
Everybody was crazy about the third man, weren't they? The Ziddar I had never heard of Ziddar before.
Presenter
Cafe Mozart Waltz from The Third Man played by Anton Karas.
Presenter
It was, of course, Kathleen Hale one thing to make up the Orlando stories, but quite another to get them published,'cause you wanted them to be so big and so colourful, didn't you? Piers
Kathleen Hale
I did the illustrations in seven colours. So for two years, in the hands of an agent, those first two books went the rounds, and nobody would take them.
Presenter
They were too expensive, actually.
Kathleen Hale
Yes, I learnt later that Mefion had kicked himself for not having it, but seven colours was no good.
Kathleen Hale
And nothing happened until they landed up
Kathleen Hale
On the desk of Noel Carrington, who was the the editor of the children's books for country life.
Kathleen Hale
And he liked them so much, and he called in his friend, the printer, Geoffrey Smith.
Kathleen Hale
What can be done with this? And Geoffrey said, well, for a start.
Kathleen Hale
reduce them to four colors, which is financially f feasible and, of course, much better. Instead of having pearl grey and beige and
Kathleen Hale
pink and these things. I had the primary colors and black, and you can get such wonderful purples and emerald greens and olive greens and oranges, that sort of thing, with four colors.
Presenter
But they didn't then really take off with country life. It was later on, wasn't it, with Puffin that they really went.
Kathleen Hale
Puffin asked me to do, and I did the first two of their fiction series, and I said.
Kathleen Hale
I do it for them on condition that they listed my country life books on the back amongst the credits. And of course immediately
Kathleen Hale
The big ones were a success.
Presenter
So all through the war and through the fifties you wrote Orlando's Seaside Holiday, Orlando's Magic Carpet, Orlando the Judge. But were they always based still on your experience? Yes. You had the sketches to go with them as it were, every time.
Kathleen Hale
Yeah.
Kathleen Hale
Um now the magic carpet. I have tried again and again to retire because I felt it was vulgar to write a whole lot of books all on the same subject.
Kathleen Hale
And Country Life offered me four hundred pounds advanced royalties if I would do another book.
Kathleen Hale
When I received an invitation from two friends of mine who lived in Beirut, and I longed to go there or anywhere abroad,
Kathleen Hale
And um so I accepted it and went there and the magic carpet is a result of my visit to Beirut.
Presenter
We should have your next record there, I think.
Kathleen Hale
Yeah.
Presenter
Yeah.
Kathleen Hale
Shiraz singing Kite.
Kathleen Hale
I I'm not responsible for this at all because I don't know what it's about. It was in some one of the Beirut languages of which there are so many and it was a hit tune at that time. But it might be anything, it might be obscene, it might be subversive, I I'm not responsible, but I liked it very much.
Speaker 4
Uli Swai with Hainalai, Zahir Inti with Habi Sway.
Kathleen Hale
I hope somebody who is listening to this program is Lebanese and could send me a translation. I mean it.
Presenter
Shira singing Kite. Um those books certainly made you famous, Kathleen. Did they make you rich?
Kathleen Hale
No. Um I was rich for the first two years.
Kathleen Hale
And then the paper shortage put an end to it.
Presenter
But did but did having that success, being in demand again, being your own person, did it bring back some of the magic and excitement that you perhaps felt you'd sacrificed for family life?
Kathleen Hale
No, it was quite different. It wasn't anything like the magic. But it was completely I was besotted by the books. I never stopped thinking of them night and day. I got taken over by those cats.
Presenter
But you said, as I mentioned at the beginning, that you would
Presenter
rather have uh pursued some of the more serious side of of your talent. You slightly resent, perhaps, these days, that Orlando did take you over so much. What would you like to be remembered for, if not for Orlando?
Kathleen Hale
I would like to have been a writer, you see. I had the two pulling at me, and the drawing was um the easiest thing,'cause you start at four years old to do it.
Kathleen Hale
And writing.
Kathleen Hale
I don't I couldn't have made a living by writing. And do you still draw?
Kathleen Hale
Yes, I a few weeks ago I I had I drew a garden gate when I had to sit in the car because I can't walk, and the others went off and enjoyed themselves. And there was an old broken down garden gate, and I started and I've got I've still got the capacity. I'm a very good draughtswoman.
Presenter
And do you still enjoy it? Does it still give you the same pleasure?
Kathleen Hale
This is a pleasure.
Kathleen Hale
Yes, it's mixed well it it's a timeless thing. You feel eternal.
Kathleen Hale
I mean, there's no worries. You don't have any worries and
Kathleen Hale
You're not mortal.
Presenter
It's a marvellous talent, isn't it, that can remain with you for so long. And you're ninety six years old and you've been drawing since you were four, and you still get pleasure from it.
Kathleen Hale
Yeah.
Kathleen Hale
Well, I suppose it's the same pleasure you get from writing or composing music.
Kathleen Hale
It's a complete fulfilment and an absolute outside yourself. It's the thing you're drawing.
Kathleen Hale
Do you lose sense of time? Oh, absolutely. Yes. That's what I mean by saying that one is eternal.
Kathleen Hale
Let's have record number seven.
Kathleen Hale
Well, of course all these um records I've chosen first of all because I like them.
Kathleen Hale
And then I've given reasons for liking them, and this is and also wanting to have different countries. And James Galway playing Annie's song.
Kathleen Hale
With his miraculous flute, he's Irish, so I got on to Ireland. Oh, and it is so lovely.
Presenter
That was James Galway playing Annie's song.
Presenter
Your husband died, Kathleen, twenty seven years ago, and your boys, of course, were grown up then, so you spent another lifetime, really, on your own. Have you managed to find
Presenter
as much enjoyment as you did earlier in your life, which you seem to have done at different points in your life, despite adverse circumstances.
Kathleen Hale
Yes, I've always felt that however old you got, life was just as interesting. I mean, I though I've lost old friends through death, I've made new ones, and all this what's happening in the world is extremely interesting.
Presenter
What about you on a desert island? Um not your ideal habitat, I would have thought.
Kathleen Hale
Hardly, but on the other hand, you see
Kathleen Hale
What desert island is it? It could be tropical, complete with Man Friday?
Kathleen Hale
What could be better?
Kathleen Hale
Everything to eat, a lovely man to take you out fishing?
Presenter
Bye.
Presenter
And as you look back across your your ninety six years of life,
Presenter
Which bit of it will you enjoy on your desert island recalling most? What for you quite quite selfishly, now this is a selfish question, you know, what what was the highlight for you?
Kathleen Hale
So many. You see, I lived in kind of epochs, and each epoch took me into a different circle of friends, and I met those terribly interesting people.
Presenter
Yeah.
Kathleen Hale
I can't think why they bothered with me, because I'm not an intellectual.
Kathleen Hale
And Douglas said, Well, you're a good companion.
Kathleen Hale
I I can't think why they had anything to do with me.
Kathleen Hale
Tell me about your last record.
Kathleen Hale
My first introduction to music was when I was a student at uh Reading University and the the music students used to give us a a concert. One of them would sing and then
Kathleen Hale
Suddenly it was one played a bach fue.
Kathleen Hale
Um
Kathleen Hale
Well, uh it's it's just as though one was above the earth and floating.
Kathleen Hale
I always felt it was like a
Kathleen Hale
A hoard of white horses.
Kathleen Hale
galloping rhythmically along up in the clouds, and their manes and tails following. I would be so absorbed by it that I wouldn't worry if I wasn't rescued.
Presenter
Part of Bach's Prelude and Fugue No. One in C major, played by Glenn Gould. Now, Kathleen, if you could only take one of those records with you, which one would you have to choose?
Kathleen Hale
The Spanish one, I think.
Presenter
That's the one Augustus John gave to you.
Kathleen Hale
Yeah.
Presenter
Right. And what about your book? What book would you like?
Kathleen Hale
Take with you. It's Marcel Proust's Remembrance of Things Past.
Kathleen Hale
And I've chosen th this book because Jeff's Wood, who was a great friend of mine and influenced me very much, he insisted upon my reading it and I was about twenty-five, I suppose. And so I sat down and I started to read it. It's absolutely riveting. Well now the thing is that I've tried three times to read it again and I can't. It's something I think you do when you're young. That's why I want to take it with me and have to do it.
Presenter
And what about your luxury?
Kathleen Hale
When I was in Marrakech.
Kathleen Hale
And I was going through the souks, which of course are malicious, you know, wonderful. And I bought a second hand I don't think it was antique.
Kathleen Hale
Uh jalaba.
Kathleen Hale
And it's cloth of gold and lined with faded shell pink.
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Saturn.
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and a row of little tight
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Cotton buttons from throat to hand.
Kathleen Hale
I would take it with me'cause I don't want to be parted from it.
Kathleen Hale
And then I thought, if I'm going to be
Kathleen Hale
Chip break in any case.
Kathleen Hale
It would be glamorous and quite useless on a desert island. On the other hand, if I'm to be shipwrecked, other people will be shipwrecked. Not necessarily a whole lot of people.
Kathleen Hale
But blow me down on the shores of my island.
Kathleen Hale
might appear my Prince Charming. Now, how wonderful
Kathleen Hale
to be able to greet him in golden glamour.
Presenter
Kathleen Hale, thank you very much indeed for letting us hear your Desert Island discs.
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Presenter asks
What were your impressions of Epstein and his circle?
He was very, very um reserved and very solemn and a great man. It was his wife that I liked. She was she was his first wife and she was enormous and Scottish. She was like a great jelly that was just melting. And she called me Childy and they took me on Sundays. to the Cafe Royal, which was a meeting place for all artists and bookies and thugs and aristocrats, anything you and wonderful harlots, two specially wonderful ones. And I used to go with them and drink their coffee, ma'e grande, it was called. Until Epstein realized that I was I'd met Augustus John, he said, or I can't remember exactly, but well, you either belong to us And don't have anything to do with Augustus or the other way around. Well, Augustus was much more fun.
Presenter asks
What did you think and feel when you realized that he wanted you to marry his son, not him?
Well, then I thought, well, this is my [missing] brother, presumably. And it will complete my family, you know? That was the reason. I never meant to marry Douglas and I never [fell] in love with him. Per se. But it was [stupid near John], really?
Presenter asks
What would you like to be remembered for, if not for Orlando?
I would like to have been a writer, you see. I had the two pulling at me, and the drawing was um the easiest thing, 'cause you start at four years old to do it. And writing. I don't I couldn't have made a living by writing.
Presenter asks
As you look back across your ninety six years of life, what was the highlight for you?
So many. You see, I lived in kind of epochs, and each epoch took me into a different circle of friends, and I met those terribly interesting people. I can't think why they bothered with me, because I'm not an intellectual. And Douglas said, Well, you're a good companion. I I can't think why they had anything to do with me.
“I didn't have a uh an un an unhappy childhood because I made my own childhood. I had a very good childhood, but no f no love and affection in it.”
“She would take away my sketch book, and of course I was absolutely besotted by drawing. So she would take those away as a punishment, knowing how much it would hurt. And that was torture.”
“I've regretted it always. And a great friend of mine, a woman, said, When Kathleen married Douglas her light went out.”
“I would like to have been a writer, you see. I had the two pulling at me, and the drawing was um the easiest thing, 'cause you start at four years old to do it.”
“I always felt it was like a hoard of white horses galloping rhythmically along up in the clouds, and their manes and tails following. I would be so absorbed by it that I wouldn't worry if I wasn't rescued.”