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Desert Island Discs
Presented by Sue Lawley
Right-wing newspaper columnist, known for his colourful style and for being denied the Sunday Telegraph editorship after using a four-letter word on TV.
Eight records
It reminds me of the story of my mother going into labour during Paderewski's performance of this piece, and my older brother being born to the background music.
I suppose I've got a sort of Walter Mitty fantasy that this is what I've done, done things in my way, and tried to puncture the trendinesses of the age.
Dooley Wilson (from the Casablanca soundtrack)
It reminds me of my daughter when she was young; I used to hum it to her and it became a family joke.
It reminds me of my first wife, who was French and a Free French exile; she loved it and it brings tears to my eyes.
Sanctus from Requiem in D minor, Op. 48
Choir of King's College, Cambridge, English Chamber Orchestra, conducted by Philip Ledger
I associate this piece with the joys and sorrows of love.
Sarabande from Partita No. 1 in B-flat major, BWV 825Favourite
I think Bach is the only composer that I would never get bored with. It both soothes and stimulates.
Che farò senza Euridice from Orfeo ed Euridice
It reminds me of my mother and my new wife Lucy; Lucy sang it to my mother shortly before she died.
Arcadian and the Zydeco Brothers
It was played at my wedding to Lucy; my daughter and grandchildren danced in a circle.
The keepsakes
The book
Evelyn Waugh
even Waugh hated the modern world, and he hated particularly hated the modern Britain. And I think if one read him, it would one would think, my goodness me, perhaps I'm lucky to be out of it all on a desert island.
The luxury
a limitless supply of hallucinatory dream-inducing drugs (laudanum and LSD)
I'd like to take an a limitless supply of all those hallucinatory dream-inducing drugs which I've read about all my life and the younger generation have told me all about my life, laudanum, LSD, and which I've resisted ever taking so long as one has to be active and keep one's end up in the struggle of life. And on a desert island with no hope really, if anything, except just making life tolerable for the few weeks that it lasted, I would like to indulge in in in these and I think that it would be the only way actually, going to sleep and dreaming, perhaps dreaming of some of the things which I've been reminded by the other records, would make would make life tolerable. It would be a short life for me, but in any case it would be one spent in happy hallucinations.
In conversation
Presenter asks
So comment columns such as the ones you've been writing for thirty years are really simply a public convenience, are they?
I think that uh it's useful for readers to who haven't got, who are doing other important or, in any case, other jobs, to have somebody who thinks about the common market for them and suggests opinions that they can either like or dislike, and if they dislike them, therefore they are forming an anti-opinion, see, or provoking opinion. And this is how, in fact, people reach their decisions in a democracy. I think without strong opinions, there can be no debate, and without debate, there can be no political freedom. So I think that we do play a part in the political process.
Presenter asks
Your family background is very unusual. You and your brother, after the age of nine, lived in your own house with your own staff, butler, chef, and governess. How did that come about?
It wasn't quite as grand as that. My mother and her first husband, my father, divorced, and my mother remarried Montagu Norman, who was then Governor of the Bank of England, which he'd been for many years, and he was much older than my mother. and had been a bachelor all his life, and it was felt that the sudden incursion of two little boys I suppose I was eight and my brother w uh uh ten might put him off his stride of controlling the gold stand and that kind of thing that governors did, and it wouldn't be to the national interest if we were there getting under his feet. So although we lived with him in London and uh I hope to interrupt the financial decision processes too badly. In the country we had our own house quite near where he and my mother lived and our own staff. But anyway, we did have yes, we did have our own servants.
The recording
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Hello, I'm Kirsty Young, and this is a podcast from the Desert Island Discs Archive. For rights reasons, we've had to shorten the music.
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The programme was originally broadcast in nineteen ninety two, and the presenter was Sue Lawley.
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My castaway this week is a journalist. With his flowing white hair and his aristocratic deportment, he belongs to the old school of newspaper writing.
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The son of a Belgian colonel and an English baroness, he started his career on the Glasgow Herald. He moved to The Times and then to The Telegraph. He might have expected to become editor of the Sunday Telegraph, but, after using a four letter word on early evening television, he was denied this post by the proprietor, Lord Hartwell. He eventually got the job in nineteen eighty six. His opinions are right wing, his style colourful. Thoughtful but contradictory, he believes that a newspaper columnist is there to supply opinions for those who haven't much time to think. He is Sir Peregrine Worsthorne.
Presenter
So comment columns such as the ones you've been writing for thirty years are are really simply a public convenience, are they?
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
I think that uh it's useful for readers to
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
Who haven't got, who are doing other important or, in any case, other jobs, to have somebody who thinks about the common market for them and suggests opinions that they can either like or dislike, and if they dislike them, therefore they are forming an anti-opinion, see, or provoking opinion. And this is how, in fact, people reach their decisions in a democracy. I think without strong opinions, there can be no debate, and without debate, there can be no political freedom. So I think that we do play a part in the political process.
Presenter
But then the onus is on you always to have an opinion. Every week, writing for a a a Sunday paper, every week you've got to have something that you feel very passionately.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
This is quite a problem. I think that when you know that you've got a column, you have to look for something which is going to get the adrenaline going. You see, in the space of a of a column, twelve hundred words, you can't be judicious and put the case for and against a point of view. You haven't got the space to do that. You you lose your readers if you do that. Imagine the readers
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They're not going to spend hours thinking about what you've written. You've got to grab them a bit. And a strong opinion, one either for or against, or a peculiar, idiosyncratic, strange, eccentric opinion this makes them holds their interest. And you can't be judicious. You have to be opinionated, otherwise you've lost your audience.
Presenter
Let's turn to your music now and the desert island. How how would you how would you describe the collection of uh records you've chosen there?
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
Well, I don't think there'll be much of a present or a future for me on a desert island, so I tend to think that I would be taking these records to some extent to be the key to opening up memory lane, so to speak, an exercise in nostalgia. And most of them are chosen because they remind me of certain things in my life in the past, rather than because I'm a particular musical buff who would enjoy them simply straight for their musical value. Nostalgia is the theme.
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The step
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And the first one?
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
The first one would be a shop a mazerkee.
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And this was um rather a strange story.
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It's nineteen twenty one and Polarewski, the great pianist, was President of Poland just after the First World War, and he was a friend of my maternal grandparents, and he came to give a concert in the house of my grandparents.
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And my mother happened to be there on the just about to have her first child, my elder brother.
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And she was so keen on hearing Paderewski that she went down into the drawing room and her labour pains began in the middle of this mazurka, and she had to hurriedly get up and leave the concert and go up to a floor below. And my older brother was born, so to speak, in the background music of this mazurka, and my mother desperately anxious that her labour pains shouldn't interrupt the pleasure of the concert people on the floor below. It became something of a family legend, so that's what I would like as my first disc.
Presenter
Paderewski playing part of Chopin's Mazurka in D major.
Presenter
Your family background, Peregrine Wursthorne, is is very unusual. You and your brother, um, I think after the age of nine, lived in your own house with your own staff, with your own butler, your own chef, and your own governess. How did that come about?
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
It wasn't quite as grand as that. My my mother and her first husband, my father, divorced, and my mother remarried Montagu Norman, who was then Governor of the Bank of England, which he'd been for many years, and he was much older than my mother.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
and had been a bachelor all his life, and it was felt that the the sudden incursion of two little boys I suppose I was eight and my brother w uh uh ten might put him off his stride of controlling the gold stand and that kind of thing that governors did, and it wouldn't be to the national interest if we were there getting under his feet.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
So although we lived with him in London and uh I hope to interrupt the
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financial decision processes too badly. In the country we had our own house quite near where he and my mother lived and our own staff. But anyway, we did have yes, we did have our own servants.
Presenter
What about your natural father? He was a a colonel and Belgian by birth.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
Well, he was not by birth really. His grand his father was Belgian by birth. He was born English and had an English upbringing.
Presenter
But his name was
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
His name was Coch de Gorind, and he changed to Worsthorne after the First World War when he'd been a soldier. But he stood for Parliament for a Northern constituency, and it was thought that a Belgian name, although Belgium of course was our gallant little ally in the First World War, but it wouldn't help the voters of Lancashire to actually elect him. It didn't, of course, although he changed his name to a village
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
Which is where?
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
We had connections with Cole Westhorne. He took that name.
Presenter
And your your brother had been called simply Simon, but you were called Peregrine. Has that has it been a a problem in your life to have I mean, a very unusual handle?
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
It was a family name. Of course, it wasn't an unusual name always. In the 18th century, it was quite a normal name. And I notice now.
Presenter
It was a family.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
That it's becoming common again in England. I quite often see bylines, Peregrine. I think, my goodness me, I didn't write that. And then I look again, it's Peregrine Hodson or Peregrine.
Presenter
So it hasn't caused you any trouble.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
No, I don't think so. No, many things in my life have, but that wasn't one of them.
Presenter
Record number two.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
I've uh
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Always had a this this is the Frank Sinatra in my way, and I suppose I've got a uh a sort of Walter Mitty fantasy that this is what I've done, done things in my way, and sort of tried to puncture.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
the trendinesses of the age and uh generally speaking struck out on my own and not conform to any particular consensus view and that's certainly a self-indulgent fantasy which may not be justified. I'd vaguely thought of choosing the Edith Piaf Jeuneau regret rien but then I realized when I had sort of chosen that that wouldn't do because I really think I do have to admit I got quite a few regrets so it's really Frank Sinatra's in my doing it my way.
Speaker 4
I've lived
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A life that's full
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I travelled each and every highway.
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And more.
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Much more than this.
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I did it my way.
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Regrets
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I've had a few
Presenter
Frank Sonata and My Way, and uh your introduction to that record really begs the question, you know, what what do you regret?
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
I don't think I have regrets in my public life, although I think the only one there would be.
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that uh I committed really, I think, a grave gaffe on uh television some years ago when I used uh a four letter word.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
I think quite justifiably in the sense that it was the right word to use, but it was quite the wrong word to use at that time on a television where it was before the sort of children were meant to have gone to bed, and it caused an enormous ruption. Not that I object to causing ructions, but it enormously upset the non-conformist conscience of many of the readers of the Daily Telegraph. And I think this is an unforgivable thing to do, because there is no justification really for unnecessarily upsetting people's sensibilities. And I'd
Presenter
But if it was the right word and it was what you felt and you
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
But if it was the right
Presenter
You know, you just said it. Or are you admitting that you were trying to show off at the time and being sort of extra weird?
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
No, I don't think I was trying to show off. It did seem to me that it was the mau just, as they say. I I was asked about the indiscretion of
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of Lord Lambton, who'd been found in bed with two call girls, not just one, and had had to resign from being in the government, Minister of War.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
And I was asked what the British public, how they would react.
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to this uh indiscretion on the part of a minister.
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And I said, after quite a long preliminary, I said, Well, to sum it up, I don't think they will give A and then I used the F word.
Speaker 4
The F word.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
And um I thought this was, I suppose, a clever thing to say, and and because it did actually uh seem to be a justifiable use of the F F word. But the B B C telephone lines were absolutely flooded with protesters, and so was the Daily Telegraph, and I think I let down my proprietor and my colleagues, and so that is one of my regrets.
Presenter
Let's go back to you at school, where you were really rather nastily bullied for some time, weren't you? One boy threatened to strangle you, and others stuffed you in a laundry basket and sent you skidding down a steep flight of stairs. Well, what was it about you that inspired such brutality?
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
It's very difficult to say why people take against you, because obviously if you knew what it was, you'd do something to reform it.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
I think um
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I was probably rather
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In those days, rather a dandy, and uh I used to wear rather sort of foppish clothes when I could get away with it, and I wore my hair uh very long. And I was rather affected, I think, and gave myself airs and graces. And I particularly provoked, for example, George Melly at the time, who was uh I'm not going to choose one of his records, and he describes me as being a sort of uh rather ostentatious aesthete. When I say I I think he actually rather enjoyed it, but in any case, I do see that I probably didn't fit in
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um perfectly to the sort of public school idea of how how a boy ought to behave.
Presenter
But he in fact as as as you made public some years ago ultimately seduced you from the last room sofa.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
Yeah, but he denies he claims that that I uh that he couldn't have seduced me because uh he was a year or two years younger than me, as if young people never seduce older people. In any case, I may have got it all wrong. Uh but we're good friends now.
Presenter
So we have another record.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
This is um the theme song of the film Casablanca as Time Goes By, which I saw three times towards the end and just after the the war, after be coming out of the army.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
It's the only song that I've ever tried to hum or sing and I used to do it uh w w when I went to see my daughter when she was very, very young as a child coming back from work would go up and and hum this song until it got badly on her nerves and she used to because I sang it sung it very badly, got no voice. It reminds me very much of my daughter when she was was young. So this would be another exercise in nostalgia. It became a kind of family joke as time goes by.
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Just remember that.
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A kiss is just a kiss.
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A sigh is just a sigh.
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The fundamental things apply as time goes by.
Presenter
as time goes by from the soundtrack of Casablanca. You went up uh to Peterhouse, Peregrine Wirstthorne, in the early forties on an exhibition to read history, and then on to Maudlin, Oxford, to study political theory. But the war was on, and that interrupted your university career. Uh what did you do? Which regiment did you join?
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
Well, I first of all trained in the Brigade of Guards and got um I didn't get a commission there'cause I made a mess of it and wasn't regarded as suitable material, possibly for the same kind of reasons that I wasn't regarded very favourably at stir in my public school.
Presenter
Were you still dressing foppishly?
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
A bit, a bit, a bit, and this was the height of the war.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
In any case, I went into I was I didn't get into that, I went to the Oxen Bucks and then got my shoulder damaged in an assault course, and went into a very interesting private army called Phantom, which was
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
a kind of uh super intelligence unit and went to Holland uh with the Canadian Army attached to that, with my own Phantom Patrol, and then from Holland into Germany. And had a marvellous war, an enjoyable war.
Presenter
and had a marvellous war.
Presenter
You became a rather more serious person, did you?
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
Well, I'm not sure that Phantom would regard itself as serious. We had David Niven as one of our officers, so life wasn't too serious, even in Phantom, even in the worst days of the war. I'm afraid I do look back on those years as being the happiest one of the happiest of my life.
Presenter
Record number four.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
Record number four is the Marseillaise.
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And my first wife was French, and she had been with the Free French in the war. And I have a charming.
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photograph of her. Uh she was a friend of the De Gaulle family.
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And she's with uh de Gaulle who was enormously tall, six foot four I think, and she was very, very tiny, and it's the sort of tallest and the shortest of the Free French. And she was a tremendous, like all exiles in the way, because she came to live in England, uh enormously patriotic, and she absolutely loved the Marseillaise and she played it and uh it always brought tears to her eyes and
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
And it's a very fond memory, brings tears to mine, and I would like to have it with me on a desert island.
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The patriarchy for a heart of the world.
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Hazar Missi Payo Hara Payo Harashe Marshall
Presenter
La Marciares sung by Placido Domingo with the Paris Orchestra conducted by Daniel Barrenboyne.
Presenter
Now, after the war you were apparently interviewed in the Waldorf Hotel for your job on the Glasgow Herald. That must have given you delusions of grandeur.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
Well, I didn't know after the war what I wanted to do, but I had written some letters home from being on the continent during the last year of the war to my mother, who'd shown them to Norman Ebert, who'd been the Berlin correspondent of the Times, chucked out by Hitler. And he'd said or written to my mother that he thought I had the makings of a journalist on the basis of these letters. And my mother had passed this recommendation on to me, and this lodged in my memory when I thought of what I was going to do after the war. And I went to see Donald Tyrman, who was then deputy editor of the Times, who said there was no chance of getting straight onto the Times. I had to go for provincial experience two years first, two years, at least two years provincial experience first. So I applied to the Glasgow Herald and the editor, William Robison, a Doer Scotsman, nice man, interviewed me in the Waldorf Hotel.
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Aldwich, and he said, uh, and he's going to try and imitate his Scottish accent, that there was a vacancy as sub editor, and I thought, My goodness me, this is a bit of luck, to be offered a top job without any experience at all and he then went on to say, Well, I'm afraid it's only six pounds a week, and I thought you can't have a top job and a large salary at the same time. In any case
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I went up to Glasgow, accepted enthusiastic, went up to Glasgow, presented myself to the Glasgow Herald front door, thinking I was going to be shown.
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up to a grand uh deputy editor. I thought I was a number two. And of course, as you can imagine, sent round to the back door, I had to clock in junior sub editor, where I spent two years, roughly speaking, making tea for for the other sub editors.
Presenter
And then on on to the times where you became a foreign correspondent and you were sent to the States.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
Yeah.
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Yes, I went back to Donald Time and two years on the day and said, look, you tell me to get two years' experience in the provinces, I've got it, and now will you give me a job? And he felt, I think he was quite impressed that I'd sort of kept his promise in mind the day. And he laughed and gave me a subject of job. And eventually I was sent out to Washington as the number two Times correspondent. This would have been about 1951. And this was the height of the McCarthy, Senator McCarthy, Joe McCarthy anti-communist witch hunt. And I felt in my bones and I was really
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the only correspondent at the time who did, that in fact there was some justification for an anti-communist witch hunt in the America of nineteen fifty one. And so I took rather a different line from my colleagues on this and wasn't so didn't get so
Presenter
You made out the case for McCarthy.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
I made tried to make up the case, but the editor of the Times in those days didn't wish to have the thing explained, he only wanted to see it condemned, so this did lead to a parting of the ways.
Presenter
Times didn't like it. Offered you Ottawa correspondence.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
This was terrible. I remember so well.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
They tried to pretend that the Ottoma job, the Times correspondent, was a marvellous promotion, but I'd noticed in my days in the subs room that the Ottoman correspondent's copy always got spiked. They gave a great lunch for me to meet Lester Pearson, who was then Canadian Foreign Minister, and told me that this was going to be I would be in at some really important decision making. The Times correspondent and the Foreign Minister together could sway the destinies of the world. I didn't fall for that one.
Presenter
Fall for that one. So you turned down Ottawa, came home, went to work for the telegraph. It was nineteen fifty three, and in one form or another you've virtually been there ever since. But let's just pause and have your your next record before we go on.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
My next rate was uh The Sanctus from Fury's Requiem.
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And for really sort of personal uh reasons I associate this piece of music with the Joysen.
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sorrows of love, which I suppose are the most important part of anybody's life.
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His world character
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For glory of
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Whose are not choosing Who's the chains?
Presenter
The Sanctus from Foray's Requiem, sung by the choir of King's College, Cambridge, with the English Chamber Orchestra conducted by Philip Ledger.
Presenter
So for thirty three years, from nineteen fifty three to nineteen eighty six, you toiled away writing editorials and columns, first on the Daily Telegraph, and then, when it was set up in'sixty one, the Sunday Telegraph. But every time an editorship came up it went to somebody else.
Presenter
The proprietor, Lord Hartwell, passed you over. Can that entirely have been because of this gaff, this four letter word on the television?
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
No, I don't think of course there were other what might be called gaps which led Lord Hartwell, possibly rightly to conclude that uh although he thought
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
And he was always generous in saying this, that I was quite a good writer. I wouldn't be suitable to be in charge of a newspaper, not only because I might commit gaffes, but also because administration, and there's quite a lot of that in the editor's job, wasn't my forty, and that in any case, if I did become editor, that would stop me.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
Me writing. So, I mean, I was passed over for a whole multitude of reasons, some of which seemed to be understandable, but others I thought were thought were unjust, until um the Hartwell family, the Berry family did get into financial trouble with the paper and had to sell it, and Conrad Black and Andrew Knight, to whom I owe a great uh debt of gratitude, suggested that perhaps I wasn't as unsuitable as Lord Hartwell had thought, and I got the job.
Presenter
But do you think you were unsuitable during all those years when you didn't get the job? I mean you've you've said that you've been less than consistent sometimes in your views, that you made this large gap, that you offended your readers, and you've said recently in a notorious leading article that editors of quality newspapers should be, as you call them, homme serieux.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
Yes, I I'm I'm not saying that I ought to have got the job uh much earlier, the editor's job much earlier than I did.
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I think that probably I was unsuitable, and certainly I very much enjoyed the independence of a columnist.
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And I think with the benefit of hindsight, it's all turned out from my point of view rather well because I wo had that independence and freedom for most of my life and only got the editor's job.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
In the last lap, when perhaps you became an armser. I was a bit more of an arm server. I'm not sure that everybody would agree.
Presenter
Yeah.
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Yeah.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
I agree with that.
Presenter
Is it your view, though, that editors of distinguished papers these days are rather less distinguished than they were generally in the past, in the broad view?
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
I have to watch my step because when I t spoke the truth on this subject it landed me in a in in a libel action. I do think though if um
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Editors are thundering.
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about a decline in morals or the virtues of family life or or or or the need to um uh for the nation to pull its belt in and generally speaking making uplift kind of noises. I think if it is discovered that they are in their own lifestyles contradicting in every in every way everything that they are tending to support I'm not saying I haven't got anybody in particular in mind, but if they are doing that, then I think the public can rightly say, well, there are a lot of old hypocrites. Well you may say they always have been a lot of old hypocrites and it's a good thing now that the public should know it. This gets us into a rather a broader area whether it is good for all the illusions of the public to be dispelled. I'm not sure that it it's as good as people assume.
Presenter
Next record.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
My next record, which is actually the only one I'm choosing on purely musical grounds, and as I say I'm not a great musical buff, is Bach's Partitta, a piano concerto. And it's really I choose it because I think Bach is the only composer that I would never get bored with. I could listen to it over and over again. It both soothes as well as stimulates. I would love to have this to play, and I think it would be good for my morale.
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Glenn Gould playing part of the Sarah band from Bach's Partita number one in B-flat major.
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And then in nineteen eighty seven your wife Claudie, to whom you'd by then been married for forty years, died of cancer and and
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You wrote very movingly at the time about your grief and how distraught you were and almost had a sense that you thought your grief would never end.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
It was a it was watching someone die of cancer is of course extremely painful and uh when the final thing death came it was a it was your your paperwork a d a dreadful blow and I did
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write about it and I was
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uh in a column in the Daily Telegraph.
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I'd always tried to.
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write about personal things when they seem to be apposite. I mean, I don't think that it's right just to write about p your views on public affairs and readers have a right, if you've had a uh a a very profound personal experience, that they should know about it. You shouldn't go on writing as if nothing had happened. And I suppose in a way writing about it
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to some extent did help to alleviate the the shock and the pain.
Presenter
Becko Number seven.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
Oh, record number seven again is very personal. It's a Kathleen
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Kathleen Ferrier singing uh the K. Farro Senza Gurudici from Luck's Opera. Again, this has to do with my mother. My mother in the nineteen fifties lived in Thorpe Lodge on Camden Hill, which is a large house with a marvellous concert room.
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And Kathleen Ferrier, who was a friend of hers, would come and um
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and sing concerts there at the height of her fame before her untimely death a few years later. In any case,
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
Just before my mother died, almost, what, forty y or more years on, she was in a nursing home and she'd had several strokes and I I went to see her uh and took my new wife, Lucy,
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with me who was sitting on her bed, and I was reminiscing to my mother, who couldn't speak'cause of her stroke, but she liked to hear the old times.
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And I was reminiscing about these concerts and I mentioned that do you remember mummy?
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Kathleen Ferry singing, and I mentioned this song. At this point, Lucy, my new wife who was sitting on my mother's bed, began to sing the song, and my mother.
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uh who didn't really move and was very near death.
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She leapt up in the bed and her eyes absolutely came alert for the last time in in my memory, because she died about a fortnight later, and listened while Lucy was singing this song. And this was the first time, of course, Lucy had met her and was the last. And uh so this song has a a a a place in my life.
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And fire for real.
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Oh your glasses for you all day.
Presenter
Kathleen Ferrier singing part of the aria Kefaro Senza Juridice from Act Three of Gluck's Orpheus and Juridice, with the Orchestra of the Netherlands opera conducted by Charles Brook.
Presenter
You now just write your weekly column to do that from home.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
I do it uh I do it uh from home. I never go to the office. In fact, I haven't uh visited them in their new habitat in Cage in in uh Canary Wharf.
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Very cramped it is, and I don't think they like it at all.
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I'm sure that
Presenter
I'm sure they miss Fleet Street. Do you miss all that?
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
Enormously. Fleet Street changed my life. It really did.
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Through Fleet Street, all the papers uh were clustered around all the sort of
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Not only journalists but all the almost everybody would come and drink uh in in Fleet Street in those days. So there was an enormous mix of interesting people, exciting, stimulating, uh, drunken people, let's admit it, in in Fleet Street. You couldn't go out of the telegraph office, which was in the middle of Fleet Street, without running into friends who who who who would you'd all go off to Albino's. It was a very
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stimulating time and a very enjoyable time, but having so many colleagues and so much talent all concentrated in one area. It's it's now scattered to the four winds. We never see each other. I'm glad to be out of it.
Presenter
Last record.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
I'd like to um
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On my last record to have uh
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A disc from played by a group of Cajun musicians. Cajun musicians are uh originate in Louisiana.
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The Cajun were French Canadians, and when the English tried to recruit them to fight their wars, they emigrated, they got out of Canada and travelled down to Louisiana, where they intermingled with the local population, French and black and so on, became their own little community in Louisiana. This is actually a group from Derby, a Cajun group from Derby, who came to play at Lucy and my wedding last year.
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at the end of the wedding party, my daughter and her grandchildren, my friends, my colleagues, they all danced uh in a circle and Lucy and I were in the middle and uh it's a very, very
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proud and precious moment, and I suppose a
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Ag another reminder of love.
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Which is, as I say I've said before, the most important thing in life, in anybody's life, certainly in my life.
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Go in on the faith. Might he say all the name.
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Farmer
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No dig of one, there's more, and we're right by one.
Presenter
Arcadian and the Zydeco brothers singing Julie Blonde. So, which one of the eight would be indispensable to you?
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
I think I'd take the bark really because um i it it would be something I could play and play again if I lasted that long, wouldn't get bored of uh and would go on uh
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uh soothing and tranquilizing my troubled spirit. So I think I would take that.
Presenter
And your book?
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
The book uh I I have in mind uh would be the collected works, if I'm allowed that, of Evelyn War.
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You see, even Waugh hated the modern world, and he hated particularly hated the modern Britain.
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And uh I think if one read him, it would one would think, my goodness me, perhaps I'm lucky to be out of it all on a desert island.
Presenter
We've got a bit of a problem with collected works. Can you name just one novel?
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
Well, then I if I um I think the novel probably would be Vile Bodies, which of course uh paints an absolutely dreadful description of London in the nineteen of England really in in the nineteen uh late twenty, nineteen thirties.
Presenter
And your luxury.
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The luxury, I think, well, you know, since the only thing really that would make life tolerable on a desert island would be to dream, I'd like to take an a limitless supply of all those hallucinatory dream-inducing drugs which I've read about all my life and the younger generation have told me all about my life, laudanum, LSD, and which I've resisted ever taking so long as one has to be active and keep keep one's end up in the struggle of life. And on a desert island with no hope
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Really, if anything, except just making life tolerable for the few weeks that it lasted, I would like to indulge in in in these and I think that it would be the only way actually, going to sleep and dreaming, perhaps dreaming of some of the things which I've been reminded by the other records, would make would make life tolerable. It would be a short life for me, but in any case it would be one spent in happy hallucinations.
Presenter
with a selection of illegal substances.
Sir Peregrine Worsthorne
That's right. Yes, but presumably they wouldn't be illegal on the desert island, where I could make make my own laws.
Presenter
Of course not. Sir Peregrine Westthorne, thank you very much indeed for letting us hear your desert island discs.
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Presenter asks
What do you regret?
I don't think I have regrets in my public life, although I think the only one there would be. that uh I committed really, I think, a grave gaffe on uh television some years ago when I used uh a four letter word. I think quite justifiably in the sense that it was the right word to use, but it was quite the wrong word to use at that time on a television where it was before the sort of children were meant to have gone to bed, and it caused an enormous ruption. Not that I object to causing ructions, but it enormously upset the non-conformist conscience of many of the readers of the Daily Telegraph. And I think this is an unforgivable thing to do, because there is no justification really for unnecessarily upsetting people's sensibilities.
Presenter asks
What was it about you that inspired such brutality [at school]?
It's very difficult to say why people take against you, because obviously if you knew what it was, you'd do something to reform it. I think um I was probably rather in those days, rather a dandy, and uh I used to wear rather sort of foppish clothes when I could get away with it, and I wore my hair uh very long. And I was rather affected, I think, and gave myself airs and graces. And I particularly provoked, for example, George Melly at the time, who was uh I'm not going to choose one of his records, and he describes me as being a sort of uh rather ostentatious aesthete. When I say I I think he actually rather enjoyed it, but in any case, I do see that I probably didn't fit in um perfectly to the sort of public school idea of how how a boy ought to behave.
Presenter asks
Can that entirely have been because of this gaff, this four letter word on the television [that Lord Hartwell passed you over for the editorship]?
No, I don't think of course there were other what might be called gaps which led Lord Hartwell, possibly rightly to conclude that uh although he thought And he was always generous in saying this, that I was quite a good writer. I wouldn't be suitable to be in charge of a newspaper, not only because I might commit gaffes, but also because administration, and there's quite a lot of that in the editor's job, wasn't my forty, and that in any case, if I did become editor, that would stop me. Me writing. So, I mean, I was passed over for a whole multitude of reasons, some of which seemed to be understandable, but others I thought were thought were unjust, until um the Hartwell family, the Berry family did get into financial trouble with the paper and had to sell it, and Conrad Black and Andrew Knight, to whom I owe a great uh debt of gratitude, suggested that perhaps I wasn't as unsuitable as Lord Hartwell had thought, and I got the job.
Presenter asks
You wrote very movingly at the time about your grief [after your wife's death] and how distraught you were. Did writing about it help?
It was a it was watching someone die of cancer is of course extremely painful and uh when the final thing death came it was a it was your your paperwork a d a dreadful blow and I did write about it and I was uh in a column in the Daily Telegraph. I'd always tried to. write about personal things when they seem to be apposite. I mean, I don't think that it's right just to write about p your views on public affairs and readers have a right, if you've had a uh a a very profound personal experience, that they should know about it. You shouldn't go on writing as if nothing had happened. And I suppose in a way writing about it to some extent did help to alleviate the the shock and the pain.
“I think without strong opinions, there can be no debate, and without debate, there can be no political freedom.”
“I do look back on those years as being the happiest one of the happiest of my life.”
“I think I'd take the bark really because um i it it would be something I could play and play again if I lasted that long, wouldn't get bored of uh and would go on uh soothing and tranquilizing my troubled spirit.”
“I'd like to take an a limitless supply of all those hallucinatory dream-inducing drugs which I've read about all my life... and on a desert island with no hope Really, if anything, except just making life tolerable for the few weeks that it lasted, I would like to indulge in in in these and I think that it would be the only way actually, going to sleep and dreaming.”