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Desert Island Discs
Presented by Sue Lawley
A former private secretary to Queen Elizabeth II for nearly thirty years, and later Provost of Eton.
Eight records
The Hebrides, Op. 26 (Fingal's Cave)
London Symphony Orchestra, conducted by Claudio Abbado
which will make me think of my early youth when I used to go to my holidays to the Outer Hebrides of Scotland, and there I learned to love solitude and wilderness.
God Who Made the Earth and Sky
composed entirely of Etonians, either boys or beaks.
Piano Trio No. 1 in B-flat major, D. 898 (Op. 99)
in Christmas 1938. The lady who is now my wife. gave it to me when we were courting. Therefore I obviously got to have that with me to remind me of those golden days, and I would particularly like it to hear it played by the Israel piano trio, because we were later married in Jerusalem.
I want something to remind me of the desert, and it simply has to be Lily Marlene, um, which was of course the song of the Afrika Corps. But they were honourable opponents. And if I could have it sung by that creature I loved so much, Marlena Dietrich, I should be very grateful.
that will remind me of the early days and touring in Australia.
Max C. Freedman and James E. Myers
Well, you see, I've got to dance. I adore dancing. And I shall have to dance on the sand. And therefore, I'm going to take some rock and roll, and I want to rock around the clock.
Symphony No. 94 in G major ('Surprise')
Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra, conducted by Sir Colin Davis
And my record I've chosen is the symphony called The Surprise. And why I've chosen that is because you never know what's going to happen next to the National Heritage Memorial Fund. It's full of surprises.
Piano Concerto No. 5 in E-flat major, Op. 73 ('Emperor')Favourite
Vladimir Ashkenazy with the Chicago Symphony Orchestra, conducted by Sir Georg Solti
I need to have this because I think it's a bit of music that keeps one's courage up. And I imagine that for all the delights of your desert island where you're going to incarcerate me, there may be moments when one needs all the strength and courage that one could find.
The keepsakes
The book
Leo Tolstoy
Yes, I had terrible trouble over this because my choice laid either between some great book about people and things, or. A pottery book Because few things are so nice as to read about. uh recipes but I decided on the whole that I'll take one piece by Tolstoy.
The luxury
Well, may I have some wood carving tools? Which might be useful in building that boat instead of ... Well, not for that. Or will I simply want to create beautiful things for my own satisfaction out of driftwood?
In conversation
Presenter asks
Do you think you were always cut out for [a lifetime of service in and to some of our great institutions]?
No, I don't really think I was. I mean, I was absolutely flabbergasted when I was asked to be private secretary to Princess Elizabeth. but not nearly as flabbergasted as I was when I was asked to be Provost of Eton.
Presenter asks
Do you remember your father [Lord Elcho] at all?
No, I don't remember him at all, because he'd been out of the country for a year and a half. And so I never knew him.
The recording
Timestamps play the recording from that turn
Speaker 3
Hello, I'm Kirsty Young, and this is a podcast from the Desert Island Discs Archive. For rights reasons, we've had to shorten the music.
Speaker 3
The programme was originally broadcast in nineteen ninety, and the presenter was Sue Lawley.
Presenter
My Castaway this week is a pillar of the British establishment. Educated at Eton and Sandhurst, he became, at the age of thirty six, private secretary to the young Princess Elizabeth.
Presenter
He was to serve her for nearly thirty years, only retiring when, as Queen Elizabeth the Second, she celebrated her silver jubilee.
Presenter
Discreet but influential, he helped guide the sovereign, and to that extent the nation, through some of the most important moments of her life. After leaving the royal household he passed easily into employment in another very privileged world. For the past twelve years he has been provost of Eton.
Presenter
He is Lord Charteress of Amesfield.
Presenter
A lifetime of service, Lord Charter, is in and to some of our great institutions. Do you think you were always cut out for such work?
Lord Charteris
No, I don't really think I was.
Lord Charteris
I mean, I was absolutely flabbergasted when I was asked to be private secretary to Princess Elizabeth.
Lord Charteris
but not nearly as flabbergasted as I was when I was asked to be Provost of Eton.
Presenter
But do you enjoy ceremony and traditional?
Lord Charteris
Yes, I do enjoy the ceremony, and I've come to enjoy it more and more as I've done it.
Lord Charteris
And I think I'm quite suited to that sort of life.
Presenter
Do you do you think, though, you were cut out uh for it from uh from your early life, from your upbringing?
Lord Charteris
Well, it was in a way. I I mean, I I came from families that lived in great houses, so none of it was unfamiliar. I mean, the furniture polish at Buckingham Palace smelt exactly the same as the furniture polish at my grandparents' house.
Lord Charteris
In Scotland, so I felt quite familiar there.
Presenter
Well, now, how would uh how do you view your rather um unceremonious removal to a desert island? Do you like the idea?
Lord Charteris
I like um the wind and I like the sea.
Lord Charteris
Uh I love um wilderness.
Lord Charteris
So I think that I shall find much that I will enjoy in that desert island, and I'm not afraid of being alone, although I love people.
Lord Charteris
And I certainly wouldn't want to have to stay there too long, and I shall make every possible effort to get off the place. But whilst I'm there, I've every intention of enjoying it.
Presenter
Are you a practical man?
Lord Charteris
Yes, very practical.
Lord Charteris
I'm good with my hands.
Lord Charteris
I'm a good hunter.
Lord Charteris
And um I'm not a bad fisherman, so I shall be all right at that side of it. And I'm a very good cook.
Presenter
And how do you think?
Presenter
And how will you escape?
Lord Charteris
Well, I shall probably have to build a boat, won't I?
Lord Charteris
And I'm perfectly prepared to take that on.
Presenter
In the meantime, some music. What's what's the first record?
Lord Charteris
Well, I think that the first uh music I'd like to have is Mendelssohn's Hebridean Overture, which will make me think of my early youth when I used to go to my holidays to the Outer Hebrides of Scotland, and there I learned to love solitude and wilderness.
Presenter
Mendelssohn's Fingles Cave, part of the Hebrides overture played by the London Symphony Orchestra conducted by Claudio Abardo.
Presenter
Tell me about your title, your Lord Charteress of Amesfield.
Lord Charteris
Bethroad
Presenter
What or where is Amesfield?
Lord Charteris
Well, there are two Ames fields, and the original Ames field
Lord Charteris
which belonged to the Torges family is in Dumpfries.
Lord Charteris
But a member of the Chargers family, who later became known as the Wicked Colonel.
Lord Charteris
moved up to Eastlothian and built at Haddington.
Lord Charteris
Amesfield House.
Lord Charteris
And it is often that bit of Emsfield.
Lord Charteris
That I take my title.
Presenter
And why was he wicked?
Lord Charteris
Well, that was his nature, but he really was wicked. I mean, he he committed the most horrible things. He was a rapist. He was.
Lord Charteris
A gambler.
Lord Charteris
Probably a murderer.
Lord Charteris
He was condemned to death, but he was reprieved by, I think it was King Charles I.
Lord Charteris
And um
Lord Charteris
He was a bad man.
Presenter
But you didn't mind taking the name of his house in a hotel.
Lord Charteris
Not a bit, no.
Lord Charteris
Yeah.
Presenter
It's your journey.
Lord Charteris
Oh no, the this whole thing will be made respectable long after that.
Presenter
Oh no.
Presenter
So all these all those sort of f familial predilections have long died out, I'm quite sure, before you were born. Um you were born, what, just before the First World War?
Lord Charteris
I'm not quite sure.
Lord Charteris
I was born in nineteen thirteen, yes.
Presenter
And your father, Lord Elko, was killed by the father.
Lord Charteris
My father Lord Elko was killed in 1916. He was fighting in the Sinai Desert.
Presenter
Do you remember him at all?
Lord Charteris
No, I don't remember him at all, because he'd been
Lord Charteris
out of the country for a year and a half.
Lord Charteris
And so I never knew him.
Presenter
Do do you have any memories of the First World War at all?
Lord Charteris
Well, I do oddly that my earliest memory of all is from nineteen seventeen, the Daylight Air Raid by Zeppelins on London. My nanny was pushing me in my pram towards our house in Montagu Square, and she thought I'd better get under cover now this raid's going on, so she rang a doorbell, which was opened by a person. She then lifted me out of the pram, but she'd forgotten to undo the strap.
Lord Charteris
So the whole pram lifted in the ground. I remember that particularly well.
Presenter
You would have been, what, about three and a half?
Lord Charteris
I was four. Yes. Yes, young four. Yes.
Presenter
Yeah, yeah.
Presenter
Yes. And then after the war you were you were packed off to prep school, which is
Lord Charteris
I went to Lockers Park Homer Hampstead.
Presenter
I think
Lord Charteris
I think terrible, really. Um it was a kindly place. I have no complaints against it.
Lord Charteris
But I mean I always longed to be at home, you know, I'm I wasn't one of those people who wanted to be at school all the time.
Presenter
And thence to Eton, where you find yourself once more, what, fifty years on. I'd like to hear about the differences between those two Etons in a moment, but let's let's just pause for your second record, because I think it's quite accurate. Would you like another record?
Lord Charteris
Yeah.
Lord Charteris
Would you like another record? Well, let's have Music at Eton. And this is...
Lord Charteris
Um has got lots of bits in it.
Lord Charteris
It's got the Carmen, it's got the Eden Boating Song.
Lord Charteris
But the bit I want to play at this moment is a special bit.
Lord Charteris
which was composed by Francis Greer, who is an old Etonian, who was Eton's first music scholar, and it is called God Who Made the Earth and Sky, and it is sung here by the Eton College Choir, and the Eton College Choir is composed entirely of Etonians, either boys or beaks.
Presenter
Eton College Choir singing God Who Made the Earth and Sky by Francis Greer.
Presenter
Let's hear first, then, Lord Charterers, if we may, about the Eton of nineteen twenty seven an austere place, by all accounts.
Lord Charteris
A very austere place. Of course, arriving there as a small boy.
Lord Charteris
One was immediately enraptured at having one's own room.
Lord Charteris
and I remember the excitement of having my own water can.
Lord Charteris
And an armchair to sit in.
Lord Charteris
And so although it was a in some ways a savage place then, it was very exciting and very maturing to go there.
Presenter
Why was it savage, in what sort of ways?
Lord Charteris
Well, but it was savage, I think, because we really were under fear of being flogged the whole time. The senior boys in each house were called the library.
Lord Charteris
And they were allowed to what's called tan one. Oh, that's finished now.
Presenter
But what sort of reasons would they have for tanning?
Lord Charteris
Oh, f f anything like not taking enough exercise or just for fun almost.
Presenter
Did did you manage to shine at all at E?
Lord Charteris
No, I was dim at Eaton. I was honourable.
Lord Charteris
I wasn't particularly good at games, and I wasn't, alas, at all good at my books. And one of the few things that I deeply regret in life is not having been allowed to learn Greek.
Lord Charteris
I was what's called a capper boy, which meant that I was considered too stupid to learn Greek. And I was fascinated by the sound of the Greek language. So there's been a.
Lord Charteris
and still is a matter of sorrow for me. I didn't do that.
Presenter
Were you considered too stupid as well to go to university then?
Lord Charteris
No, I think I could have got to university, but my mother I was frightfully untidy. I was called Inky Chartres.
Lord Charteris
And um my mother
Lord Charteris
Thought that I needed smartening up, said you better go into the regiment, you see. So I went to the King's Royal Rifle Corps via Sandhurst, where indeed I certainly did get smartened up.
Presenter
You stop being a key charter.
Lord Charteris
But I do regret not having been to university.
Presenter
So back to Eaton. So what's changed there? There's no flogging, no beating to do.
Lord Charteris
Well, it's more than that. There's a much broader education. There's a much kinder spirit between
Lord Charteris
Old boys and young boys.
Lord Charteris
I've hardly ever encountered an Eton boy who isn't enjoying himself.
Lord Charteris
Of course there are some.
Lord Charteris
As there always are. We've got twelve hundred and sixty four and there's going to be some
Lord Charteris
Misfits, but basically they're an extremely happy, hard-working community.
Lord Charteris
And it's lovely.
Presenter
Another record.
Lord Charteris
Another record. Well, I think that
Lord Charteris
I'm going to ask now for
Lord Charteris
Schubert's trio in B-flat, oppos 99, and the reason why I want it is this: that in Christmas 1938.
Lord Charteris
The lady who is now my wife.
Lord Charteris
gave it to me when we were courting.
Lord Charteris
Therefore I obviously got to have that with me to remind me of those golden days, and I would particularly like it to hear it played by the Israel piano trio, because we were later married in Jerusalem.
Presenter
Part of the second movement of Schubert's trio in B-flat major, opus ninety-nine, played by the Israel piano trio. So your records, your music are all reminders of
Lord Charteris
Well, I think it would be lovely because it will remind me of um as I say those golden courting days, but also just by itself, think of sitting on the beach in the moonlight and playing that yourself. Make you happy, wouldn't it? Wonderful.
Presenter
Beautiful peace. We we heard about your your first war, Lord Charterers. What about your second? Where where were you when it broke out?
Lord Charteris
I was in Egypt. I'd been in Egypt for about six or seven months, and we'd had a wonderful time learning to navigate in the desert, and that was in the days when the desert was clean, and it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Lord Charteris
But unfortunately I was struck down with what they thought was a sort of rheumatic fever, and both my ankles got hot and red and hopeless. And so I was invalided home, more or less, when the war began, and all was well until we were torpedoed in the Bay of Biscay.
Lord Charteris
on a ship called the Yorkshire.
Lord Charteris
And um
Lord Charteris
I hadn't stood on my feet for eight weeks, and I didn't think I could. I tried the day before and failed. But I can tell you, if your ship storped, you can get up and walk, whatever your condition.
Presenter
But could you swim more to the point?
Lord Charteris
Well, I had to because um my lifeboat I was supposed to go to had been overturned and I couldn't get into that. But I got into what's called the emergency starboard lifeboat.
Lord Charteris
and slid down ropes and landed with a frightful bump in this boat.
Lord Charteris
And there were twelve of us in it and
Lord Charteris
We were still tied to the big ship as she sank.
Lord Charteris
and I can remember quite well the Indian barber who'd shaved me.
Lord Charteris
The day before.
Lord Charteris
Trying to cut the ropes with the razor.
Lord Charteris
But he failed.
Lord Charteris
and the big big ship slipped back and I was pinned by a rope across my chest.
Lord Charteris
and upset on to the ship she sank.
Lord Charteris
And I then went under and I kicked and I felt ropes pulling on my legs.
Lord Charteris
BAP
Lord Charteris
I'm a lucky man. I came to the top.
Lord Charteris
And of the twelve people
Lord Charteris
In that lifeboat four came to the top, and the other eight were never seen again, so they must have been sucked under.
Lord Charteris
And then I found myself I climbed onto a life raft, and I was soon joined by my cabin steward. And we stayed on that raft for about a couple of hours, and then we were taken in tow by one of the lifeboats, and all this happened at three o'clock in the afternoon, and at midnight we were picked up
Lord Charteris
by an American ship called the Independence Hall.
Lord Charteris
And we were taken to Bordeaux.
Lord Charteris
And I was then had to spend the night in a sort of lunatic asylum. I think they thought I was around the bend, but I kept on saying, I'm all right, you see.
Presenter
What the joy of being alive
Lord Charteris
For the drawbacking landed, anyway, I insisted on going home with all the others, and we went home.
Lord Charteris
And then I was a little bit in Netley Hospital and I was completely cured. It was a case of carbihydrotherapy.
Presenter
But the rheumatics had completely disappeared.
Lord Charteris
Beat the gum.
Presenter
And do you put it down to that, or shock, or
Lord Charteris
I don't know why. I think I was getting better anyway.
Presenter
But it makes sense.
Presenter
And then back to the desert.
Lord Charteris
And then back to the desert.
Presenter
Shall we have your false record?
Lord Charteris
Well, I want something to remind me of the desert, and it simply has to be Lily Marlene, um, which was of course the song of the Afrika Corps. But they were honourable opponents. And if I could have it sung by that creature I loved so much, Marlena Dietrich, I should be very grateful.
Speaker 4
Outside the barracks, by the corner line.
Speaker 4
I'll always stand and wait for you at night.
Speaker 4
We will create.
Speaker 4
A world for two, I'll wait for you the whole night through.
Presenter
For you, little
Presenter
Marlane Dietrich, singing Lily Marlane. That one's for singing to in the moonlight, I think, Lord Chelsea said.
Lord Charteris
They tried.
Presenter
Now, you were still in the army, I think, when you were approached about working for the young Princess Elizabeth. Can you recall where you were when the Princess Emma?
Lord Charteris
Yeah.
Lord Charteris
Yes, I could recall exactly where I was. I found myself very happily, in a way, second in command of a training battalion at um Bushfield Camp.
Lord Charteris
and I suddenly received a letter from my old friend
Lord Charteris
John Carville.
Lord Charteris
saying that if I was invited to become private secretary to Princess Elizabeth, would I accept?
Lord Charteris
And um after much thought,
Lord Charteris
I said yes, I would.
Presenter
So, in effect, you weren't offered the job until you'd accepted it, as it were.
Lord Charteris
Well then I had to be interviewed and all that, you see.
Presenter
But that's that's the way it's done. That's the total problem.
Lord Charteris
Yes, of course it was the way it was done that time anyway.
Presenter
Wh why you, do you think? I mean, you said earlier on you were very surprised. What what qualities do you think you had which qualified you for the invitation?
Lord Charteris
It's I'm afraid I must say it was a question of nepotism.
Lord Charteris
And a jolly good way of appointing anybody, if I may say so. The point really was that.
Lord Charteris
Jock Colville had served the Princess Elizabeth.
Lord Charteris
For a year and a half, whatever it was, and wanted to go back to the Foreign Service. And Princess said, Well, that's fine, but you'll find me somebody else. So Jock set to work to do it, and he happened to know me, happened to know my wife, and I suppose he thought I'd be the suitable. And I also happened to know Sir Alan Nassles, who was the private secretary to the King, who'd been a great friend of my mother's, and there it was.
Presenter
You knew all the right people.
Lord Charteris
But I knew the right people.
Presenter
And they knew you.
Lord Charteris
And they knew me.
Presenter
A two-year-old
Lord Charteris
At least they thought they knew me.
Presenter
Well, there was you stayed for 28 years. There was a two-year trial period, I think, in the beginning.
Lord Charteris
That's right. I came on a two-year second from the army.
Presenter
But you had no doubts when the two years were up.
Lord Charteris
No, and well, I had no doubts when eighteen months were out and after eighteen months I
Lord Charteris
I asked Prince Elizabeth whether I matched it on it, and she said yes very sweetly.
Lord Charteris
And stay on I did, so I resigned from the army, and then of course six months later the king died.
Presenter
So, of course, dramatically the job description was changed.
Lord Charteris
Absolutely. Instead of being private secretary of Princess Elizabeth, I was assistant private secretary in a much bigger establishment.
Presenter
To the Queen.
Lord Charteris
For the Queen.
Presenter
I know that Convention forbids you from talking much about the job, but can you at all define the job of a Royal Private Secretary? What are his duties?
Lord Charteris
Well, the job of the private secretary
Lord Charteris
It's first of all, I think, he is a contact.
Lord Charteris
Between the Queen
Lord Charteris
and her government.
Lord Charteris
or governments, because not only the king governments of the United Kingdom, but also the governments.
Lord Charteris
or the governor generals of the countries
Lord Charteris
the Commonwealth of which she is sovereign.
Lord Charteris
The Private Secretary also looks after the Queen's engagements.
Lord Charteris
He's responsible for looking after the artists who paint her or the sculptors who sculpt her.
Lord Charteris
And um responsible for arranging her audiences, and so on and so on. A very interesting job.
Presenter
What you describe really is a man who is really the the eyes and ears and sometimes the mouth of the monarch behind the corner.
Lord Charteris
Well, I think that's perfectly true. I mean, you you know, you have to make sure that the sovereign knows what's going on insofar as you can.
Lord Charteris
You make sure that when she's going to have an audience she's got a bit of paper in front of her uh telling about the person and so on.
Presenter
And you also make sure that other people know what she is thinking.
Lord Charteris
Uh well you have the link.
Presenter
Hmm.
Presenter
But you must have become great friends too.
Lord Charteris
Well, I love her very much.
Presenter
It must also be or have been a great and constant strain to have a job about which really you could speak so little to other people.
Lord Charteris
I never felt it that way.
Lord Charteris
Odd day. I never felt the job was a strain. I thought it was I mean, it's hard work.
Presenter
Hmm.
Lord Charteris
But, um, you know, the Queen's a marvellous person to work for, and she's a buck you up-oh person. She makes you feel much better when you're doing business with her.
Presenter
How does she do that?
Lord Charteris
By her personality.
Presenter
Do you miss it?
Lord Charteris
Yeah.
Presenter
Do you miss it all very much?
Lord Charteris
No.
Lord Charteris
I don't miss it now.
Lord Charteris
No good missing things, is it?
Presenter
Let's have your next record.
Lord Charteris
Well, my next record must be something to remind me of my um service in the royal household.
Lord Charteris
And it would be, I think, little jejeune to have the national anthem.
Lord Charteris
Although I feel very strongly that the words are right, God save the Queen. But what I would like instead, rather strangely, is waltzing with Tilda, because that will remind me of the early days and touring in Australia.
Lord Charteris
Once a jelly swagman
Lord Charteris
Can buy a billabong
Lord Charteris
Under the shade of a culabah tree
Lord Charteris
Yeah.
Speaker 4
And each
Lord Charteris
Same as you walk.
Lord Charteris
And he waited till his billy boy
Lord Charteris
You'll come a wolf and mature
Presenter
More singing on the desert island to that one, I can tell. That was Tom and Ted Lagarde.
Lord Charteris
Done.
Presenter
Singing Walsing Matilda accompanied by Lord Chartress of Amesfield.
Presenter
You served the Queen, Lord Charterers, during a a hugely important period in in the history of the British monarchy, a a period during which it made itself much more accessible, I think, with with the film of the royal family at play and
Lord Charteris
Uh
Speaker 4
Tink with
Speaker 4
Family and plan
Presenter
Then interviews on television and of course the invention of the walkabout. Were those things, would you say, um invented were they conscious decisions, would you say, to bring the monarchy into the modern age?
Lord Charteris
Yeah, try it.
Lord Charteris
Yes, I mean, I think that that everybody, starting starting with Prince Philip and the Queen, um, realized that they had to get
Lord Charteris
into this world.
Lord Charteris
And I mean the decision to make the Royal Family film was of course deliberate.
Lord Charteris
I think the decision to do the walkabouts was also deliberate, although that wasn't quite as much a change as you might think, as it had always been a bit of walkabout. It was just made more of.
Lord Charteris
So I think the answer to your question is yes, but
Lord Charteris
Looking back, it's a sort of gradual process.
Presenter
Hmm.
Lord Charteris
Wasn't a lot of s gritty decisions for me.
Presenter
But of course some people um prefer a monarchy which which is aloof, which has an aura of of mystique about it. Do you think there's something to be said for that?
Lord Charteris
Well, I think that the monarchy will not survive unless it retains its mystique. I quite agree with you, Dar. And it's a very difficult balance to get it right.
Lord Charteris
Personally, I think in an extraordinary way it has been got right.
Lord Charteris
But every now and then you'll have to go a little bit to get a little stuffier, perhaps.
Lord Charteris
You know?
Presenter
It's very difficult, isn't it? Because the nation wants to know and the nation wants to know.
Lord Charteris
The nation wants to know and the nation has a right to know. On the other hand,
Lord Charteris
The incumbents have a right to their privacy.
Lord Charteris
And
Lord Charteris
As I say
Lord Charteris
Their survival depends on mystery.
Presenter
And if it's a strain working for the royal family, it must be an even greater strain being a member of it.
Lord Charteris
And the
Lord Charteris
That's right.
Presenter
On the other hand, all of us would love to know which eight records any one of them would take to a desert island, you see.
Lord Charteris
Yeah.
Lord Charteris
I don't think they'd take any of mine.
Presenter
BANK
Lord Charteris
Oh, I do know.
Presenter
Well, let's have your next one, because it's a very unpredictable choice.
Lord Charteris
Well, you see, I've got to dance. I adore dancing.
Lord Charteris
And I shall have to dance on the sand.
Lord Charteris
And therefore, I'm going to take some rock and roll, and I want to rock around the clock.
Lord Charteris
1, 2, 3 o'clock, 4 o'clock, rock. 5, 6, 7 o'clock, 8 o'clock, rock. 9, 10, 11 o'clock, 12 o'clock, rock. We're gonna rock. Around 10 o'clock tonight. What's up? Join me, hot. We'll have some
Speaker 4
When the clock strikes one
Speaker 4
Yeah.
Speaker 4
Uh
Lord Charteris
But they won't hold the body all the way around the
Presenter
Bill Haley and his Comets and Rock Around the Clock. What sort of dance will you do to that then?
Lord Charteris
Well, I will just do what the rhythm tells me to do. It'll be free moving. I shan't have anybody to do it with, except in my imagination. And I shall need a nice, good, flat bit of hard beach.
Lord Charteris
And I shall turn on the record and I shall let it go.
Presenter
And there's nobody to see you, so it doesn't matter.
Lord Charteris
Nope.
Presenter
Terrific.
Lord Charteris
That's right.
Presenter
Now you're also, Lord Charteress, in in this action pact retirement of yours, chairman of the National Heritage Memorial Fund, which spends several millions a year saving treasures for the nation. What are you proudest of having saved?
Lord Charteris
I think
Lord Charteris
The most important thing we've done is probably to help save.
Lord Charteris
Some of the great country houses, particularly
Lord Charteris
Belton
Lord Charteris
And Keddlestone?
Lord Charteris
Cannons Ashby.
Lord Charteris
Fivey Castle
Lord Charteris
Let's leave it at that.
Lord Charteris
Because I think that these great country houses represent
Lord Charteris
the greatest or one of the greatest contributions which
Lord Charteris
Our country has made civilization, because it's not only the house, it's also the works of art.
Lord Charteris
which are in them.
Lord Charteris
And it is also the memory of the life that was lived there, which was very often political and very important to the life of the country.
Lord Charteris
And so I think that that gives me the most satisfaction.
Presenter
Do you think on the whole we the British are are careful enough about our heritage or are we neglectful of it?
Lord Charteris
No, I think we do pretty well, really. And because we're doing much better, we were Kellys.
Lord Charteris
in the old days. I mean, we
Lord Charteris
Endless waste taking place. But you see, the idea of the heritage is quite new, in my opinion.
Lord Charteris
What's new about it is that
Lord Charteris
We've now come to the conclusion that it we own it, that the people own it, it doesn't belong.
Lord Charteris
Exclusively to the owners.
Presenter
But you must quite new
Lord Charteris
But you must quite new Liz.
Presenter
But you must get hundreds of applications a year. How do you decide? You've got a limited amount of money to handle.
Lord Charteris
Well, there's a limited amount of money, incidentally, it all comes out of your pocket. It comes out of the taxpayers' pocket and it's given to us by the the government, by the Dep Office of Arts and Libraries and the Department of the Environment.
Lord Charteris
But we don't are not exactly overwhelmed by requests because
Lord Charteris
Only certain people
Lord Charteris
are able to be helped by us.
Lord Charteris
Individuals are not.
Lord Charteris
It's got to be the museums or the galleries or the national trusts or county councils or charities that look after the heritage.
Presenter
But everything depends, as you say, on how much money the Government gives you to hand on. I'm told that you're you're very good at taking ministers by the elbow and persuading them to see you right, as it were.
Lord Charteris
The government gives you to have
Lord Charteris
Well, ministers, I'd put it, if I may put it the other way around, that ministers have been very.
Lord Charteris
Good.
Lord Charteris
in making sure that we have money.
Lord Charteris
Well, I think they've been very wise in doing so, because I think that what we've been able to do, I think, is quite remarkable.
Lord Charteris
And
Lord Charteris
It's not only what we've saved, but it's also
Lord Charteris
The fact that there hasn't been a series of most gossip rows.
Lord Charteris
Over.
Lord Charteris
These houses as there was over the Rosebury House Mintmore.
Lord Charteris
And of course it was a result of the rival event more that we were brought into existence.
Presenter
Let's have record number seven.
Lord Charteris
Well, my number seven is to do very much with the National Heritage Memorial Fund, the Royal Philharmonic Society, owned.
Lord Charteris
the twelve manuscripts of Haydn's London symphonies, and these were all on loan and accessible to scholars in the British Library.
Lord Charteris
Now the Royal Philharmonic Society needed money in order that they can continue their proper function, which is to give patronage and to sponsor new artists, new conductors, and new pieces of work. And so
Lord Charteris
They wanted to sell the manuscripts, and we provided 400,000 for the British Library.
Lord Charteris
So that they could buy them. And these symphonies are now owned permanently.
Lord Charteris
By the British Library.
Lord Charteris
And the money which we contributed to 400,000 has helped the Royal Philharmonic Society to do its job. So your money in this case has worked twice, and that's what we like to achieve. And my record I've chosen is the symphony called The Surprise. And why I've chosen that is because you never know what's going to happen next to the National Heritage Memorial Fund. It's full of surprises.
Presenter
The opening of Haydn's Surprise Symphony, number ninety four in G major, played by the Koncertgebau Orchestra of Amsterdam, conducted by Sir Colin Davis.
Presenter
Well, now as you as you sit on the desert island and look back on your life.
Lord Charteris
Um
Presenter
I really think I know the answer to this question. You will look back with enormous happiness and pleasure, I presume. No regret?
Lord Charteris
And gratitude.
Lord Charteris
I've been frightfully lucky.
Presenter
Have you?
Lord Charteris
Yes, I'm terribly lucky. I don't know what luck is, mind you, but I'm lucky.
Presenter
You never mentioned at all when we were talking um about your early life any any ambition, any goal that you nursed, have you? Did you have a
Lord Charteris
I don't think I ever had much ambition, really.
Lord Charteris
I certainly had no political ambition.
Lord Charteris
I don't remember ambition as being
Lord Charteris
A driving force, and yet I suppose it must have been, really. But I I'd never sort of felt it that way.
Presenter
Perhaps your ambition then was simply to be an honourable man and do an honourable job?
Lord Charteris
Well, that's a high fallusion way of saying it, but I th I think that's about right. I certainly I had no overweening ambition.
Presenter
But uh you succeeded in life nevertheless.
Lord Charteris
Well, I've been very lucky, as I say again extremely lucky.
Presenter
Last record.
Lord Charteris
My last record
Lord Charteris
is Beethoven's Emperor Concerto.
Lord Charteris
And I need to have this because I think it's a bit of music that keeps one's courage up. And I imagine that for all the delights of your desert island where you're going to incarcerate me, there may be moments when one needs all the strength and courage that one could find. And I think that I shall find this particularly in the Emperor Concerto, and particularly
Speaker 3
Yeah.
Lord Charteris
In that bit where the second movement goes to the third movement, which I think is absolutely thrilling bit of music.
Presenter
Vladimir Ashkenazi playing part of Beethoven's Emperor Concerto with the Chicago Symphony Orchestra conducted by Sir George Schulte.
Presenter
So finally your three choices to make, Lord Charteress. First of all, which of those records would you need to have with you more than any of the others?
Lord Charteris
Oh, the last, the Beethoven.
Presenter
Keep the spirits up.
Presenter
And um a book. You have the Bible and Shakespeare.
Lord Charteris
Yes, I had terrible trouble over this because my choice laid either between some great book about people and things, or.
Lord Charteris
A pottery book
Lord Charteris
Because few things are so nice as to read about.
Lord Charteris
uh recipes but I decided on the whole that I'll take one piece by Tolstoy.
Presenter
And a luxury.
Lord Charteris
Well, may I have some wood carving tools?
Lord Charteris
Which might be useful in building that boat instead of
Presenter
Oh no, don't tell me that.
Lord Charteris
Well, not for that. Or will I simply want to create beautiful things for my own satisfaction out of driftwood?
Presenter
Are you fibbing with a smile, Lord Lauder?
Lord Charteris
Yeah.
Presenter
You shall have them anyway.
Lord Charteris
Thank you very much.
Presenter
And thank you very much, Lord Charterers, for letting us hear your desert island discs. Thank you.
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Presenter asks
What qualities do you think you had which qualified you for the invitation [to work for Princess Elizabeth]?
It's I'm afraid I must say it was a question of nepotism. And a jolly good way of appointing anybody, if I may say so. The point really was that. Jock Colville had served the Princess Elizabeth... and wanted to go back to the Foreign Service. And Princess said, Well, that's fine, but you'll find me somebody else. So Jock set to work to do it, and he happened to know me, happened to know my wife, and I suppose he thought I'd be the suitable. And I also happened to know Sir Alan Nassles, who was the private secretary to the King, who'd been a great friend of my mother's, and there it was.
Presenter asks
Can you at all define the job of a Royal Private Secretary? What are his duties?
Well, the job of the private secretary It's first of all, I think, he is a contact. Between the Queen and her government. or governments, because not only the king governments of the United Kingdom, but also the governments. or the governor generals of the countries the Commonwealth of which she is sovereign. The Private Secretary also looks after the Queen's engagements. He's responsible for looking after the artists who paint her or the sculptors who sculpt her. And um responsible for arranging her audiences, and so on and so on.
Presenter asks
Were [the Royal Family film and the walkabouts] conscious decisions to bring the monarchy into the modern age?
Yes, I mean, I think that that everybody, starting starting with Prince Philip and the Queen, um, realized that they had to get into this world. And I mean the decision to make the Royal Family film was of course deliberate. I think the decision to do the walkabouts was also deliberate, although that wasn't quite as much a change as you might think, as it had always been a bit of walkabout. It was just made more of. So I think the answer to your question is yes, but Looking back, it's a sort of gradual process.
Presenter asks
What are you proudest of having saved [as chairman of the National Heritage Memorial Fund]?
I think The most important thing we've done is probably to help save. Some of the great country houses, particularly Belton And Keddlestone? Cannons Ashby. Fivey Castle... Because I think that these great country houses represent the greatest or one of the greatest contributions which Our country has made civilization, because it's not only the house, it's also the works of art. which are in them. And it is also the memory of the life that was lived there, which was very often political and very important to the life of the country.
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“I'm a lucky man. I came to the top. And of the twelve people In that lifeboat four came to the top, and the other eight were never seen again, so they must have been sucked under.”
“the Queen's a marvellous person to work for, and she's a buck you up-oh person. She makes you feel much better when you're doing business with her.”
“the monarchy will not survive unless it retains its mystique. ... Their survival depends on mystery.”