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Desert Island Discs
Presented by Sue Lawley
Cricketing hero and all-rounder, known for fast bowling, big hitting, and breaking records, nearing 400 Test wickets.
Eight records
Something that epitomizes my era, rock and roll and the start of rock and roll.
Symphony No. 3 in E-flat major, Op. 55 'Eroica'
Ludwig van Beethoven, conducted by Herbert von Karajan
To me, classical music is epitomized by Beethoven.
They brought communities, they brought countries together.
Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, conducted by Sir Georg Solti
When that goes wrong for me, I go at home and I put on Tchaikovsky's 1812.
I'm Still StandingFavourite
It was a very important part of my life and Elton actually was very influential … he saw me through a very difficult time.
Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1
Edward Elgar, conducted by Sir Adrian Boult
I am very much through and through British … and I can't think of a better way of finishing it.
The keepsakes
The book
an encyclopedia of the fishes of the world
the book and the luxury item actually come hand in hand because as I said right at the start I intend to survive and I want to uh I have no intentions of giving up and going away. So, what I'd like to do is, I'd like a book. Whether it be an encyclopedia or whatever of the fishes of the world.
The luxury
I'd like the luxury I asked them to be a fishing rod so I can catch them and eat while I'm on the island and live.
In conversation
Presenter asks
How big a disappointment was it [not being chosen to play this winter in the West Indies]?
Personally it wasn't that great a disappointment because I hadn't particularly played that well this summer … [but] the thing that baffled me, though, was why spend three months talking me into making myself available to go on tour, then not to pick me.
Presenter asks
Do you think [the selectors] were mad not to select [David Gower]?
Well, I think if you're taking the best on in their own backyard … the West Indies, I find it hard to believe that you don't take your best players in England, and David Gower is certainly one of the best players that we've ever produced.
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Speaker 3
Hello, I'm Kirsty Young, and this is a podcast from the Desert Island Discs archive. For rights reasons, we've had to shorten the music.
Speaker 3
The programme was originally broadcast in nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 3
And the presenter was Sue Lawley.
Presenter
My castaway this week is a cricketing hero. He bowls fast, hits big, and lives hard, all of which have established him, at the age of thirty-three, as the most eye-catching all-rounder of our time. At the moment, he's out of commission, dropped from England's winter tour of the West Indies. But when he comes back, as he plans to do, he intends to push his total Test wickets to four hundred, which will be another record. But then making and breaking records are all part of the game for Ian Botham. Ian, you need another twenty four wickets, I think, to make it four hundred.
Ian Botham
I think that's right, Sue, yeah.
Presenter
When do you intend to make to take those?
Ian Botham
I hope I get the opportunity this summer. I'm going to train very, very hard after Christmas. I as you can see I'm not exactly in the peak of fitness at the moment, but uh come Christmas into the strict routine, train very, very hard.
Ian Botham
and hopefully uh come out firing on all cylinders.
Presenter
How big a disappointment was it then not being chosen to play this winter?
Ian Botham
Personally it wasn't that great a disappointment because I hadn't particularly played that well this summer and I had I hadn't played very much cricket at all because I'd spent half the summer recovering from having my face smashed.
Ian Botham
Yeah.
Ian Botham
I wasn't that er surprised. The thing that baffled me, though, was why spend three months talking me into making myself available to go on tour, then not to pick me. That I don't understand.
Ian Botham
And equally I don't understand um how David Gow is not on tour, but that's that's another
Ian Botham
Dimension.
Presenter
Well, you think they were mad not to select him?
Ian Botham
Well, I think if you're taking the best on in their own backyard.
Ian Botham
I you the West Indies, I find it hard to believe that you don't take your best players in England, and David Gow is certainly one of the best players that we've ever produced.
Presenter
It's been said, though, that Gooch and Lamb will bring greater leadership and guidance to the younger players than you and Gower might have done. I mean, there's an implied criticism there, isn't there? Do you accept that?
Ian Botham
No, I don't, but I I'm getting used to people who make uh criticisms from afar.
Presenter
Would you care to predict the outcome of this tour, then?
Ian Botham
My heart goes with the side and I really do wish they hope they do well, particularly players like Robin Smith, and I hope they come through it well because they're going to be the backbone of English cricket for a long time. But my brain tells me that it's going to be very, very difficult.
Ian Botham
And if England draw a test, I think they'll have done well.
Presenter
Do you think they're going to get knocked about a bit, the new boys?
Ian Botham
Well, I don't think you take youngsters.
Ian Botham
who have never seen this kind of bowling and have only played a year in first class crit, you don't throw them in at that deep end. Because players with obviously a lot of ability as youngsters, I want to see them playing for England for the next five, six years. I don't want to see them having to recover for three years from what's going to happen in the West Indies.
Presenter
Well, in the meantime, we're sending you to a a desert island. You it can be in the West Indies if you like.
Ian Botham
It sounds a lot safer than where they're going.
Presenter
But
Presenter
Ted Dexter won't be there, anyway. Um does it appeal to you, seclusion, on a on a sun kissed at all?
Ian Botham
It does. It does. I actually I am very much alone. I when I finish working I like to get away. I love to go to Scotland, remote parts of Ireland.
Ian Botham
You know, I'm quite happy. I enjoy solitude. It's I find it very therapeutic.
Presenter
But escape would be very much on the agenda eventually, would it, from from the desert island?
Ian Botham
Oh yes, I intend to survive and return.
Presenter
You don't know how.
Ian Botham
Uh I'll get there.
Presenter
Anyway, to while away the hours, you have a a wind-up gramophone and eight records. What's the first one?
Ian Botham
Well, I think you've got to start off with something that epitomizes my era, rock and roll and the start of rock and roll.
Ian Botham
And there are two groups to me that epitomize that, and the one that I'd like to start off with which is a nice, lively track, uh The Rolling Stones, Get Off My Cloud.
Speaker 4
'Cause I work by fans and I have this
Presenter
The Rolling Stones and get off for my cloud.
Presenter
Obviously, Ian you're a born ball player, a natural, as they say, but you might have been a footballer, I think.
Ian Botham
Basically about the age of fifteen I had to make a decision, and I sat down with my father.
Ian Botham
and I had a long chat with him.
Ian Botham
Do you think I'm a better cricketer, Dad, or do you think I'm a better soccer player? Because I never had any intentions of working too hard at school and uh I always wanted to go into sport.
Ian Botham
and I think my parents came to terms with about the age of fourteen.
Ian Botham
Because I can remember my father standing over me, you've got to do this homework. He used to stand over me. Plow through it. But.
Ian Botham
I sat down with him and he said, Well, I if I'm honest,'cause my father was a very good sportsman and he said, If I'm honest, I think you're a better cricketer and
Ian Botham
I thank my father very much for making that decision.
Presenter
Your mother was a bit of a cricketer as well, wasn't she?
Ian Botham
Oh yes, my mother she was very much involved in sport badminton, cricket, all sorts.
Presenter
But what sort of schoolboy were you? I mean, if you didn't do your homework, as you just said, were you also quite difficult to control?
Ian Botham
No, I was actually a house monitor at one stage. A prefecture? Yes, at one stage. No, I was.
Presenter
Prefecture.
Ian Botham
I think the way that one teacher described me a few years after I'd left school, he said, you know, he said, you were actually the most likable rogue we've ever had at that school in my time and I thought, well, I can handle that, that's quite a nice compliment, yeah.
Presenter
I read somewhere that one of your headmasters wrote, Ian will never achieve anything in life if he persists with such an unhelpful attitude. Do you remember that one?
Ian Botham
Yeah, because at my every time the careers officer came round, they said to me, you know, what, you've got to think about your future I said, Look, I want to play sport. Yes, every kid wants to play sport, sir, but you you know, you've got to think about your future I said, I want to play sport. And that's how that evolved.
Presenter
Uh w you mentioned football just now. I mean you played badminton as well, didn't you, as a as a boy?
Ian Botham
Badminton was a game that I actually enjoyed very, very much, and I played with a schoolmate who I still see now, a guy called Robin Trevitt, and the two of us.
Ian Botham
Undefeated county champions, I think, under fifteen or something. Well, I think we only played about three matches a year, but we terrorized the opposition.
Presenter
And and you were a choir boy. I didn't know you could sing.
Ian Botham
No, I can't sing. I actually was in the choir as a mercenary choir boy. Used to get paid th uh three shillings a wedding, I think it was, and uh about five bob a term.
Presenter
What do you do, stand out the back and mouth it?
Ian Botham
I basically mined, yeah. I my actually got my upons when I was about nine or ten years old.
Ian Botham
Songs of Praise came to Yeovil Church and I was stood there in the choir and as the c as the camera panned round there's this young lad there with the short hair and I as it gets the middle of this rousing hymn and I'm there stood there yawning in the middle of it. So I basically my parents have still got that on video. So
Ian Botham
I can't get away from it.
Presenter
Shall we have your setting record? What is it?
Ian Botham
Well
Ian Botham
We've had a little bit of rock and roll and another part of music that perhaps a lot of people don't realize I enjoy listening to is quite a lot of classical music.
Ian Botham
And to me, if you like, we've had the Rolling Stone to epitomize rock and roll. To me, classical music is epitomized by Beethoven.
Presenter
Part of Beethoven's Symphony No. three, the Eroica, played by the Berlin Philharmonic, conducted by Herbert von Carrian. So, Ian Botham, whether it was football or badminton or cricket, what you fundamentally always had, presumably, was the will to win.
Ian Botham
Yeah, I I have to say to that I
Ian Botham
Don't believe that if you go out onto any sports field and you're playing with eleven other guys uh or on your own and you're playing against someone else, you owe them the respect and the right to go out there and try and beat them, because that's what sport is all about, competitives. That's what life's all about.
Presenter
But can you do it without rancor? I think that's perhaps why people somehow don't always want to encourage competition, because they feel that it will make people vicious.
Ian Botham
It just doesn't happen like that in the world. E everyone is not equal.
Ian Botham
Some cricketers are better than others, some businessmen are better than others, some presenters are better than others. I mean, it's the way that the way the world ticks.
Presenter
So when you go out and and play cricket or a round of golf or whatever with your twelve year old son, do you still play to beat him?
Ian Botham
Oh yeah. I mean, I I beat him, but I let him you know, I'm only by one or two holes. No, I I think that's good for him though, because he enjoys the challenge. He wants to beat me and I want him to beat me. So.
Ian Botham
It's lighting providing you can see some light at the end of the tunnel.
Presenter
Well now tell me about that day in the summer of of nineteen seventy four when in many ways I think that the legend of Ian Botham began. You were eighteen years old and you were playing for Somerset. They were having a good season and they were fifth I think in the championship and they were playing in the quarterfinal of the Benson and Hedges against Hampshire. But they were looking defeat in the face were they not? They were one hundred and thirteen for eight and you were out there facing the fastest bowler in the country at the time, Andy Roberts?
Ian Botham
Yeah, I had Andy slipped me a bouncer and uh
Ian Botham
As I was a brash young eighteen year old, I didn't have uh much respect for these quick bowlers.
Ian Botham
and I got I got into the position where I attempted to try something that resembled a hook shot, and I suddenly realized that I was in deep trouble, because whenever a ball is going to miss you in cricket it it's just a blur either side, but when it's going to hit you it's about the size of a football in front of your nose.
Ian Botham
and I managed to get my hand in the way.
Ian Botham
uh reactions and on the recall it hit knocked two teeth out with my own fist on this side and on the recall two popped out on the other side for good sim just to match up.
Presenter
And then then it was, I think, the last but one over and and you just needed three to win and you you pushed one through the boundary.
Ian Botham
Yeah, we just s squirted one through the covers.
Presenter
That has to be the will to win, doesn't it? I I mean, to to be able to go on playing when your teeth are falling out and you're covered in blood.
Ian Botham
Well, actually, you know, the the thing is it doesn't hurt when you actually do it. Everything goes numb. It's about two days later it really hurt. When I had to go to the dentist and they had to let it settle down and then they start taking roots out and rebuilding and ooh.
Presenter
But two days later, also, you then realise, I'm sure, quite quickly, that you're a hero and that adulation has set in. How does that feel?
Ian Botham
Dude.
Ian Botham
If I'm honest, very good.
Presenter
Your mother has said that you used to practice signing your autograph when you were quite small. Obviously you intended to make a name for yourself.
Ian Botham
Yes, um I think I'd made my mind up from about the age of nine that I wanted to play sport.
Presenter
And you were going to be famous.
Ian Botham
I wanted to be, yes.
Presenter
You like being famous?
Ian Botham
Ah, I did at the time. I thought it was quite nice. Now are there times I wish I wasn't. The worst part is to the children.
Ian Botham
If I have a bad run.
Ian Botham
then inevitably kids can be very cruel to each other and the children cop it, so
Ian Botham
I think that's it'd be nice if you could have two lives. You could have the normal family life and if you like the sporting hero life, it if it's ideal, boy's own.
Presenter
But the two go hand in hand. Unfortunately. Brian Close was captain of Somerset, wasn't he, in those early days. Would you say he'd been the biggest single influence on your cricketing life?
Ian Botham
Would you
Ian Botham
Certainly one of the major influences. I think him and Tom Cartwright and Kenny Barrington were probably the three cricketing people who had most influence over my career.
Presenter
You mentioned your your um family just now, because I think when you decided to marry Cathy, um, Brian Close uh warned her off standing in your way, because he said you were going to be a great cricketer, and and she was obviously as good as her word. Um but didn't he also make you promise not to hurt her?
Ian Botham
Hmm. Oh yes.
Presenter
Do you think you've been as good as your word?
Ian Botham
Yes, I do. And uh uh I mean, I'll be quite honest, I think if it wasn't for Cath and the stabilizing effect of Cath around, uh it would have been very easy to have slid off the rails.
Presenter
She's had a lot to put up with though.
Ian Botham
Oh, a tremendous amount. But uh the beauty is that she's now travelled for the last few years with me so much that she actually sees the bull that goes on. You know, the she's seen the other side of the fence now and uh she understands what, if you like, what we go through and equally I understand what she goes through more.
Presenter
Well, we'll talk more about that in a minute, but let's have another bit of music. What's next?
Ian Botham
Bob Marley and the whalers were.
Ian Botham
magnificent. They brought communities, they brought countries together. And uh
Ian Botham
He'll always be a very important part of my music world.
Speaker 4
No more money or flag.
Speaker 4
For all manghood
Speaker 4
Oh my little daughter.
Speaker 4
Don't step no deal.
Speaker 4
Go, run my go.
Presenter
Bob Marley and the Wailers singing No Woman, No Cry.
Presenter
You're not a conformer, Ian Tour.
Presenter
Understate perhaps your image. You're you're a bit of a wild man, a bit of a rebel. Would you agree with that?
Ian Botham
I think the the biggest problem I have is that uh I find it very hard to walk away from situations. If a guy comes up to me in the street and
Ian Botham
pushes me in the chest or calls calls me whatever, I find it very hard to walk away from that situation. Which you should do. I know you should do. But there are times when, you know, after a hard day and things haven't gone well, you tend to react.
Presenter
And you can't teach yourself that. I mean, do you go away from that?
Ian Botham
I'm a lot better now than I was.
Presenter
But but then of course there have been the the the sexual allegations which which seem to haunt big cricketing names, actually women booze and and gymnastics the night before the match.
Ian Botham
Yeah.
Presenter
What about all of that?
Ian Botham
Well, d the thing that annoys me about that is that all these great things appear in the papers, but they're never ever
Ian Botham
Uh any real evidence? The hall porter at so-and-so said, or
Ian Botham
Miss So and So from Barbados said, and then you read the article and Miss So and So from Barbados uh is not exactly an angel herself as the light comes out. So you I mean, it's amazing what people will do. And what the problem you've got is you've got certain newspapers in this country who will pay vast sums of money without really doing very much homework to any Tom, Dick and Harry off the street who wants to
Ian Botham
Drop someone in it. We see it every day.
Presenter
But you are no angel.
Ian Botham
Oh, I'm no angel, no. Goodness gracious I mean, l see the halo? No, I'm I enjoy life. I mean, I do things, I've done some things, and you think, Oh, why did you do that, you idiot? You know, but that's to me that's life. I'm I was never perfect, I never will be perfect.
Presenter
But you sound quite chippy about it, quite resentful that you, Ian Botham, can't go out there and behave like Ian Botham wants to.
Ian Botham
No, what I object to is that I can't, for instance, uh go to the the pub round the corner with a couple of friends and have a quiet drink. I don't see that because you're successful in sport or something, you should then become a target for every idiot that walks the street. I don't understand why that should happen.
Presenter
What what do you think, then, are your greatest strengths?
Ian Botham
My greatest strength, I think, without doubt, is loyalty.
Ian Botham
And at times I'm too loyal to people who are actually um
Ian Botham
If you like calling me, taking me for a ride, doing it because I think because I trust them. If you feel like I'm gullible at times.
Presenter
Perhaps this is all the flip side of being a hero and a famous hero. That is to say your weaknesses get highlighted and you get taken advantage of.
Ian Botham
Did you f
Ian Botham
Yeah, I think unfortunately that happens. But that's the world we live in.
Presenter
Another record, please.
Ian Botham
Well, here's a chap, apart from anything else, he's a great friend and I think that uh he's a great he's a legend and he'll always be a legend in my eyes and that's Eric Clapton. And there's one track that you only have to hear the opening few bars and everybody knows of it, and that's Layla.
Speaker 4
It was just your boolean straw.
Presenter
Eric Clapton and Layla.
Presenter
If people expect you to be colourful in the way that you lead your life, they certainly expect you to be dazzling when you walk out onto the cricket pitch in. Do you feel.
Presenter
The weight of that expectation sometimes.
Ian Botham
That that's to me it is is a compliment and I enjoy that and I think it it's lovely when you go out and you can actually feel the buzz around the crowd as you walk out and it makes you tingle.
Ian Botham
I mean I enjoy that.
Presenter
You you were, of course, Captain of England in the early eighties, but it it wasn't an altogether happy experience, and and uh you you asked to step down in the end. Why? Did it did it cramp your style?
Ian Botham
No, it didn't crack my style. The thing was I was getting fed up of people saying that uh the captaincy is affecting his play.
Ian Botham
Maybe, I suppose, on reflection, I was probably a little bit young, for the captaincy but
Ian Botham
Uh when that comes along your way, you want it.
Presenter
So would you like to be captain again now you're older?
Ian Botham
I think I understand the job a lot more and I think uh
Ian Botham
I could uh probably
Ian Botham
Do a much better job than I did.
Ian Botham
But I don't think uh the situation will ever occur.
Ian Botham
And
Ian Botham
Well, I don't I I think certain people at Lord's perhaps
Ian Botham
Uh I don't know what it is. I think uh again, I think at times uh it's resentment. You know, I I I'm not sure why. But you see, there's these stories about uh Botham doesn't get on with his team and everything. That's that's where it's so untrue, because I'm probably the biggest team man that there ever has been. I try to be a team man. I want to be a team man.
Ian Botham
And I think that's why players
Ian Botham
Will always stand by me.
Presenter
Then why don't the authorities see that and know that, right?
Ian Botham
Perhaps they don't want to.
Presenter
They blind themselves on purpose.
Ian Botham
Well, I th I maybe maybe they just don't want it to happen. I don't know. I don't think it will ever happen.
Presenter
You're not much of a practiser, are you?
Ian Botham
No, I actually get quite scared.
Presenter
Why?
Ian Botham
I I hate being closed in.
Ian Botham
And in nets, you stand at the end of a net,
Ian Botham
Every bowler bowls about two yards quicker than he does in the middle in the nets. They also bowl about off twenty yards instead of twenty two yards.
Ian Botham
You're closed in the net, and inevitably, there's someone on one side and someone on the other side. So, as the bloke's about to bowl to you,
Ian Botham
There's a ball hitting the net here or hitting the net here or someone going, Ow, she's hit me on the foot, or and I just can't concentrate. I feel closed in and I actually don't like it.
Presenter
That sounds like a very good excuse for not practising.
Ian Botham
Oh, well I said I tell you what, anyone that thinks that's wrong, go and stand down at the end of the nets when it's all happening and see how they feel.
Presenter
But somebody like Boycott would stand in the nets for hours and hours and hours.
Ian Botham
Ah, but Jeff went into the nets to get rid of all his shots before he went out in the middle.
Ian Botham
Not sure what's element anyway, please.
Presenter
So you don't m agree when all these um cricketing critics say that England would play much better if they actually got down to some decent hard practice and didn't just turn up for half an hour in the afternoon when they felt like it?
Ian Botham
It's amazing, you know, most of these good critics that write all this, uh who do they play cricket for?
Ian Botham
Seven Oaks third eleven.
Ian Botham
I really do think that they ought to just get on with their writing, because when I read a lot of their writing they're not very good writers, half of them.
Presenter
Record number five, please.
Ian Botham
Well, you go th you go through low periods, whatever you do, whether whether you're the local gardener or you're the butcher or you're a cricketer or footballer, whatever, you have periods where everything seems to go wrong. And when that goes wrong for me, I walk I go at home and I put on Tchaikovsky's eighteen twelve.
Ian Botham
And by the end of that, by the time the guns and the cannons and everything are firing, I feel great.
Presenter
Part of Tchaikovsky's eighteen twelve overture, played by the Chicago Symphony Orchestra conducted by Sir George Schulte. Let's talk about your charity work, Ian, because you've raised more than two million pounds, I think, over the years for leukemia research. Where and how did that commitment begin?
Ian Botham
Uh, fifteen years ago, I think, roughly.
Ian Botham
and I'd got a little stress fracture in my left foot through bowling, a lot of bowling.
Ian Botham
And
Ian Botham
I went to the club doctor and we're having treatment. One of the shortcuts through to the physio department was through the children's ward. As I walked by there these four children playing a board game or whatever. And I said to Dave, I said, Well, they're friends visiting and he actually said, No, unfortunately, the two lads nearest you, he said won't be around in a couple of weeks' time, they've got leukemia. And I didn't know what leukemia was. I'd never heard of it.
Ian Botham
And he went on to explain to me about the red cells, the white cells and the the blood problems and what have you and the bone marrow and the complications of leukemia, which is basically a form of cancer.
Ian Botham
And
Ian Botham
We got talking and I said, Well look, what I'd like to do is I'd like to have a little float and I'll pay for the parties. So every time there's children ill, I'll pay for their parties'cause they give'em when they last few days they give'em a big party. The kids are unfortunately so drugged up by then with pain because they it could be Christmas, Easter or their own birth, they don't know. And they have a party, so I said, Well, look, can I take care of that for you? So unfortunately there was in those days quite a lot of those parties because
Presenter
Okay.
Ian Botham
Uh it was very much an unknown area for leukemia.
Ian Botham
So I got more involved and one day I was with Cath up in the Lake District and I was stuck there walking with Cath. I said, There's got any more we can do than just this? I said, Not many people know about leukemia even.
Ian Botham
I said what about a sponsored walk?
Ian Botham
What about John Agros de Lanzan?
Ian Botham
And she looked at me, and said, Do you see? I said, Yeah.
Ian Botham
and it took about a year to organise, and off we went.
Ian Botham
I must confess there were times at sort of seven thirty in the morning, crawling out of a bed in some remote part of Scotland on the A nine.
Ian Botham
Thinking, what the hell am I doing here? But no, it was marvellous, and the response was tremendous.
Ian Botham
And that's basically how it all started. And I come up with these crazy notions. There's two other walks I intend to do.
Speaker 4
No.
Ian Botham
I want to walk from the western block into the eastern block. The other one I'd like to do is the Great Wall of China.
Ian Botham
which is uh I think four thousand miles. But these are projects I'll have to do when I finish playing cricket because
Ian Botham
I haven't got the time.
Presenter
They take an enormous amount of planning. It is like a travelling circus, isn't it?
Ian Botham
Uh
Ian Botham
Oh, it is. I mean, it it is amazing, especially if you can get the elephants over again, because they they are very funny, because when we did the Alps walk
Ian Botham
You can imagine three
Ian Botham
I don't know what, twelve, ten elephants or whatever they weigh, and they're incredibly intelligent animals, marvellous creatures to work with.
Ian Botham
And walking into these little French villages and the French are there to welcome the Lord Mayors there, and you have the little open stalls as you do in France now in the narrow streets. Will you try stopping three twelve ton elephants when they see the vegetable stall?
Ian Botham
And they just waltz in, trunk out, and they clean it out. And there's the broomstick hitting them on the trunk, get away, the old French lady. And we're actually marvellous creatures, so intelligent.
Presenter
When you walked from John O'Groach to Lands End, I can remember there was talk of your being like a pied piper when you arrived in towns and all these children coming out and walking with you. It's heroic stuff, isn't it? Good feeling.
Ian Botham
Oh, it's a great feeling, but uh you know, I I had there was one person who said, Oh, Botham's only doing this to clear his image. I can assure you that you don't walk a thousand miles to clear your image. I'd have got there if I had to get on crutches and do the last two hundred miles. I mean, I would have done. And I will do on the next walks. Because you walk round a leukemia hospital.
Ian Botham
And you see those kids.
Ian Botham
If they have any doubts about my sincerity in this, they should go and have a look at a leukemia hospital ward, because that is
Ian Botham
something that maybe'll open their eyes.
Presenter
Some more music.
Ian Botham
Yeah.
Ian Botham
As we started off with.
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To me the rock and roll legends.
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of music. I think really you've got to have something from The Legends full stop.
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Of music as we know it, pop music, whatever you want to call it, and that's got to be the Beatles.
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And the the track I've picked here, I picked deliberately because it is a Leonard McCartney track.
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Yesterday, which is a great song.
Speaker 4
Yesterday.
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All my troubles seem so far away
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Now it looks as though they're here to stay, oh I believe
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Yesterday, suddenly.
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I'm not half the man I used to be
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There's a shadow hanging over me
Presenter
The Beatles and yesterday. The other method you have of passing the time while you're off games, as it were, Ian, is is doing your own chat show, and mostly on your own, in various venues across the land, sitting on a high stool answering questions from the public. What's the most frequent question you get?
Ian Botham
Uh usually about fast bowlers, the best ones you played against.
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Captains
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Countries you've toured.
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And hotels you stayed in, which are the worst, which are the best.
Ian Botham
And it's amazing how much research people have actually done before they come to the shows, because you get questions, uh, is it true that you uh had uh ballet lessons? Which I find uh hardly you know, a fifteen stone bloke like me you wouldn't believe did ballet lessons, but I actually did one I think. Yeah, my mother sent me along, I'll never forgive her for that. But uh no.
Presenter
Do you have a weight problem?
Ian Botham
Oh yes. I it well not a problem as such because I can control it and I have to control it when I'm playing but like now I'm in the my lull period, my period where I enjoy myself, I eat what I want, I drink what I want, I have a good time, because I love wine.
Ian Botham
And I love good food. So now I let my hair down for about a month, six weeks, and I can slip on a stone quite comfortably just by look I can actually look at a pint and a pork pie and put on three pounds.
Presenter
What about injury, Ian?'Cause again a lot of reports say that you're full of bits of metal and you've had far too many injuries and it's difficult now for you to become really, really fit again.
Ian Botham
Well, again, you see, th it's just another myth created by the media, because I have actually really been trouble free from injuries all my career. I've just happened I've had two or three injuries in the last two years.
Ian Botham
And the back injury was first diagnosed in 78, I think, 79. So I had 10 years before it actually needed operating on.
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And it's now better than ever well, certainly better than it has been for the last six years.
Ian Botham
So th that's and there's no metal in my back, it's all
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bone and good old
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Gristle. But uh
Ian Botham
The other energy I had all right, I got hit in the face. Well, I think that's part and parcel of playing cricket, you're gonna get hit eventually, and I copped it this year.
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and I had a dislocated finger, so I had three injuries in the space of a short period of time. But the rest of my career really I've had one knee operation, which was one where I was walking three days later, or running around three days later, just the old microscope thing.
Ian Botham
And that's basically it. So really I've been trouble free.
Presenter
So can you still move as fast as ever you could?
Ian Botham
I would say that I'm more mobile now than I was six years ago, because of the back the back is free.
Presenter
So if you're fitter now or more mobile than ever you were, how long can that go on? How long before you become less mobile?
Ian Botham
I think I've got about five years left at the top, certainly three to five years, and now I've got the back uh back into shape.
Ian Botham
And when I train and I mean I will train very, very hard. I mean people were amazed. They said, Well, he won't come back after the operation. I came back and played for England.
Ian Botham
But I wasn't happy with that because I didn't play as I want to play because I was on if you like bowling certainly at half power and batting I just didn't get going all summer.
Ian Botham
But uh you know and after a year off that's not surprising. But this year I'll be back and I'll be running in and I'll be bowling.
Ian Botham
More of the people have seen me bowl and expect me to bowl, and probably even better.
Presenter
Shall we have your seventh piece of music?
Ian Botham
One album, Too Low for Zero, was a very, very important part of my life and Elton actually was very influential in it and helped me through a very difficult time.
Ian Botham
because I was at a crossroads in my career, and he saw me through it, and along with Cath and a lot of other very good friends.
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And we built a friendship and
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A very strong friendship there, and I hope it la remains forever.
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In that period of time, and a song that I think is very apt for the two of us is I'm Still Standing.
Speaker 4
And did you think this fool could never win? Well look at me, I'm a coming back again. I got a taste of love and a simple way. And if you need to know while I'm still standing, you just fade away.
Presenter
Yeah.
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Don't you know I'm still standing Better than I ever did?
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Looking like a true survivor
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Feeling like a little kid
Presenter
Elton John, and I'm still standing.
Presenter
John Arlett wrote a sentence about you some years ago, actually, that's almost overwhelming, I should think. He wrote It's beyond all doubt that Ian Botham has cricketing greatness in him, perhaps to a greater extent than any one else in the whole history of the game.
Presenter
How do you feel when you read something like that about yourself?
Ian Botham
Or perhaps I've succeeded in something in my life, you know, it's tremendous. I mean, it it's it's a a lovely thing to read. And from someone who without a doubt knows the game.
Ian Botham
And probably as well as any commentator that there has ever been on the game of cricket. Well, I can't think of a bigger compliment. So I thank you, John.
Presenter
And correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems to me that part of that your desire to to to fulfil all of that is also to be sure that you have fun at the same time, you that you enjoy it. That's a kind of guiding light, isn't it?
Ian Botham
Oh, yes, I think I cannot believe that anyone can get through life working day and out, and you do work day and out at cricket the same as you do in any other job.
Ian Botham
Uh if you don't enjoy it, I actually get up.
Ian Botham
Whether it's a Monday, a Sunday, a Saturday, whatever day of the week, and I actually look forward to going and playing cricket.
Ian Botham
And I think that's the most important thing.
Presenter
And what do you say to the authorities then, the men in ties, as you've called them, who say that cricket is not what it used to be in England the gentlemen are gone from it, and they fear for its future?
Ian Botham
Oh, I do love those those sort of thick comments. At the end of the day, cricket is a professional game.
Ian Botham
And you go out there as I said earlier, you go out there to win and to perform and to entertain. It's big business. People pay a lot of money to come through and watch you.
Ian Botham
So you've got to go out there and give it your best shot.
Ian Botham
The days of the gentlemen and the players they may well have gone.
Ian Botham
The game is big business.
Presenter
And when you've fulfilled all of that cricketing ambition and you go on to lean back into life and Ian Botham grows old
Presenter
What, then, will he be doing? What will he be doing when he's sixty?
Ian Botham
I don't think it'd be a lot different, to be quite honest. I don't think uh I actually
Ian Botham
Don't think about uh growing old,'cause I don't think you're only as old as you th think you are.
Ian Botham
And I dunno I still think I'm about sixteen and a half, going on seventeen. And I want to stay that way because to me I think once you you give in and say, Oh, I'm old and I can't do this and I can't do that, well there's not really much point in living.
Ian Botham
To me, life's here to be enjoyed. You're not here for a long time, but you're here for a good time.
Presenter
Shall we have the last record?
Ian Botham
Yeah, and I I am very much through and through British, and I very proud of my country and very proud of being British, and I can't think of a better way of finishing it.
Ian Botham
than Elga's Pomp and Circumstance, because that is British.
Presenter
Part of Elgar's Pomp and Circumstance March No. One, played by the London Philharmonic Orchestra, conducted by Sir Adrian Bolt. Now, Ian, you've got to choose one of those records that you have to have more than any of the others.
Ian Botham
Ashisu, I'd like to ask you a question. Can I take the the album as opposed to just the single?
Presenter
No, no, you don't you get you get eight individual nice old fashioned seventy eights, those big black things in brown paper slips, you know.
Ian Botham
Um
Ian Botham
So what do I do if Elton John I'm Still Standing was only wasn't released as a single?
Presenter
Oh dear.
Presenter
All right, one one special album of Elton John there. I'm sure I'll get into trouble for this. Um what about your book?
Ian Botham
Well, the book and the luxury item actually come hand in hand because as I said right at the start I intend to survive and I want to uh
Ian Botham
I have no intentions of giving up and going away. So, what I'd like to do is, I'd like a book.
Ian Botham
Whether it be an encyclopedia or whatever of the fishes of the world.
Ian Botham
And then I'd like the luxury I asked them to be a fishing rod so I can catch them and eat while I'm on the island and live.
Presenter
Very practical. Ian Botham, thank you very much indeed for letting us hear your desert island discs.
Ian Botham
Thank you, Eric, sir.
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Presenter asks
What sort of schoolboy were you? If you didn't do your homework, were you also quite difficult to control?
No, I was actually a house monitor at one stage … I think the way that one teacher described me a few years after I'd left school, he said, you know, you were actually the most likable rogue we've ever had at that school …
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Tell me about that day in the summer of 1974 when in many ways the legend of Ian Botham began. You were 18, playing for Somerset, facing Andy Roberts?
I had Andy slipped me a bouncer and … as I was a brash young eighteen year old I didn't have much respect for these quick bowlers … I attempted to try something that resembled a hook shot … it knocked two teeth out with my own fist … But two days later, also, you then realise, I'm sure, quite quickly, that you're a hero … how does that feel?
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What do you think, then, are your greatest strengths?
My greatest strength, I think, without doubt, is loyalty. And at times I'm too loyal to people … taking me for a ride … because I trust them.
Presenter asks
You were Captain of England in the early eighties, but it wasn't altogether a happy experience. Why did you ask to step down in the end? Did it cramp your style?
No, it didn't cramp my style. The thing was I was getting fed up of people saying that the captaincy is affecting his play. … I think on reflection I was probably a little bit young for the captaincy but … when that comes along your way, you want it.
“The thing that baffled me, though, was why spend three months talking me into making myself available to go on tour, then not to pick me.”
“I think the way that one teacher described me a few years after I'd left school, he said, you know, he said, you were actually the most likable rogue we've ever had at that school in my time and I thought, well, I can handle that, that's quite a nice compliment.”
“I don't believe that if you go out onto any sports field … you owe them the respect and the right to go out there and try and beat them, because that's what sport is all about, competitiveness. That's what life's all about.”
“It's amazing what people will do … you've got certain newspapers in this country who will pay vast sums of money … to any Tom, Dick and Harry off the street who wants to drop someone in it.”
“If you feel like I'm gullible at times.”
“You're not here for a long time, but you're here for a good time.”