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Desert Island Discs
Presented by Roy Plomley
comedian and variety star, known as the king of the Diddy Men and squire of Notty Ash.
Eight records
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No book or luxury recorded for this episode.
In conversation
Presenter asks
Were you born in Liverpool again? Was there any theatrical or musical background in your family?
My father's family, well, he came from a large family, they all played instruments, you know, and uh had musical evenings. Because I mean in those days people used to entertain themselves more. I had two aunts who were on the stage.
Presenter asks
How early did you have an ambition to be a professional [entertainer]?
I made my first appearance when I was about two. My aunt and uncle were singing at a concert, singing a romantic duet, and I wandered onto the stage without any trousers on. That was my first laugh.
Presenter asks
What was your first job when you left school?
I worked for my father. He was a coal merchant. And then I decided to do a bit of tycooning on my own. A bit later on, I bought a furniture van and I fitted it out with shelves and went round selling packets of soap powder and buckets and shovels and ... all sorts of things like that.
The recording
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Presenter
This download is the only extract the BBC has of this edition of Desert Island Discs. The presenter was Roy Plumley.
Presenter
You were born in Liverpool again. Was there any theatrical or musical background in your family?
Presenter
Uh well my father
Ken Dodd
My father's family, well, he came from a large family, they all played instruments, you know, and uh had musical evenings. Because I mean in those days people used to entertain themselves more. I had two aunts who were on the stage. Did you see a lot of theatre as a child? Yes, we used to go to the Shakespeare Theatre, Liverpool. No, not they don't play Shakespeare, it's a variety theatre, or was, the Shaky, and also the Royal Court Theatre, Liverpool. And actually I'm going back to that same theatre for the first time this coming Christmas in a show of my own.
Ken Dodd
Was there any one
Presenter
One performer or occasion that particularly inspired you as a child.
Ken Dodd
Round
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
Uh
Ken Dodd
You know, sometimes people say, Who is your favourite comedian? Well, my favourite comedian is my father.
Ken Dodd
He makes me hook, makes me laugh and I get a lot of material from him and he
Ken Dodd
He's my favorite comic, but uh uh years ago I used to admire Will Hay and uh I admire all the comedians today, I think they're very funny. As a youngster, did you entertain in the family circle?
Presenter
Uh
Ken Dodd
Yes, I used to do backyard concerts, you know, we used to charge two cigarette cards for admission.
Ken Dodd
What did you do? Well, uh, Punch and Judy Show and Ventura
Presenter
Soloquism. Pretty good two cigarette cards worth on that. How early did you have an ambition to be a professional?
Ken Dodd
National Entertainment
Presenter
Uh
Ken Dodd
Uh I made my first appearance when I was about two. My aunt and uncle were singing at a concert, singing a romantic duet, and I wandered onto the stage without any trousers on.
Ken Dodd
That was my first laugh.
Ken Dodd
What was your first job when you left school? Uh I worked for my father. He was a coal merchant.
Ken Dodd
And then I decided to do a bit of tycooning on my own. A bit later on, I bought a furniture van and I fitted it out with shelves and went round selling packets of soap powder and buckets and shovels and
Ken Dodd
All sorts of things like that. Were you entertaining in the evenings as a part of the world? Yes, yes. As apart from being a tinker during the daytime, I used to do.
Presenter
So blue.
Ken Dodd
You know, Boilermakers hot pot suppers and concerts and
Presenter
Yeah.
Ken Dodd
What made you decide to be a full-time professional? Uh I always wanted to try my luck. There's a big slice of luck attached to it, of course. And uh.
Ken Dodd
The money and uh no, I think it was to uh to try and do something, you know. What was your first professional engagement? Uh my very first professional engagement, I signed a huge contract. Must have been about seven pages in it, all on coloured paper and all with wonderful clauses, you know, that I mustn't appear within three hundred miles of this theatre.
Ken Dodd
Ever again. And I've appeared at the Theatre Royal and Opera House, Stockport.
Ken Dodd
Better
Ken Dodd
The dressing room, you know, all the wallpaper was peeling off. There was a big brown stain on the ceiling. And that was the number one dressing room.
Presenter
And his mouth.
Ken Dodd
I got about uh I think about four pound ten for the week I think. How long ago was this? If I said last week, you
Ken Dodd
No, it was about nine years ago. Nine years ago.
Presenter
Uh
Ken Dodd
At the start, what kind of act were you doing, Ken? Is it roughly what you were doing now? Oh, very roughly. Very roughly, yes. Er well, I was doing male impersonations and uh I was appearing as a burlesque singer. I used to style myself as Professor Yaffel Chuckabutty, operatic tenor and sausage knotter.
Ken Dodd
After Stockport did work come fairly steadily.
Ken Dodd
Um yes, oh yes, oh pr an avalanche of it. Some we'd do as many as seven days a year. It was too much, really.
Presenter
Yes, of course. You were just in time to have the advantage of being able to learn your job in the music hall before it expired.
Ken Dodd
Yeah, well I don't know about the music hall expiring. I think I always think it was assassinated, but that's another programme.
Presenter
Uh
Ken Dodd
Was it
Presenter
Any one engagement that you look back on as as the big break?
Ken Dodd
Uh the big break came Walton Jail nineteen
Presenter
Have a
Ken Dodd
There was one engagement, I played Wigan Hippodrome and uh it was a very nice theatre, before it was burnt down.
Ken Dodd
And uh
Ken Dodd
There I met the man who is my agent at the moment and uh that was well, I think I've had a lot to do with my suggestion
Presenter
I think that well, I think I
Presenter
And since then, what steady progress, summer seasons, variety. When did you start television?
Ken Dodd
Yeah.
Presenter
Um I can tell
Ken Dodd
For the date, it was March the 11th, eight years ago.
Ken Dodd
And I I was on a programme called The Good Old Days for my friend Mr. Barney Colahan.
Presenter
Yeah.
Ken Dodd
I was appearing at the Leeds Empire and he asked me would I like to uh
Presenter
Eventually that led to the Ken Dodd Show. Oh, yes. You talked about the difficulty of getting material. Where do you get it from?
Ken Dodd
Uh well, uh I create a lot of it myself and I have the assistance of uh a writer.
Ken Dodd
And uh we try to keep it all original and we don't uh do any old gags. Not that there's anything wrong with old gags, I
Presenter
Not that there's anything
Ken Dodd
A gag is as as good, you know.
Presenter
Yeah.
Ken Dodd
That's as many laughs as it gets.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
Well so far again you haven't appeared in in in the centre of London.
Presenter
Um where are we now?
Ken Dodd
Where are we now?
Presenter
No, but th this is unusual. To to be a a a national figure without having
Presenter
Uh done a London seat.
Ken Dodd
Well, I haven't played the West End of London. I've played the suburbs. I've played Chiswick and Finsbury Park.
Ken Dodd
But I haven't played the West End because, well, there's only one vaudeville theatre in the West End now and either either they've got somebody else in or I'm somewhere else and but one of these days I'm determined they'll
Presenter
Yeah.
Ken Dodd
Uh
Presenter
The conk
Ken Dodd
You can't keep me out forever.
Presenter
Uh
Presenter
Can you take the business of of getting laughs very seriously? I believe the reaction to every gag in every show is registered.
Ken Dodd
Yes, well we have a, you know, big sort of chart and we write a keyword down for each gag and then a little uh
Ken Dodd
comment alongside it as to how when it went that particular performance from
Ken Dodd
V G
Presenter
Uh
Ken Dodd
Yeah.
Presenter
To dead flop. What happened to that one? So, this way you can gradually build up a performance of sure fire stuff. Yeah.
Ken Dodd
Uh Do you find uh it's handy for you looking back, you see, on when you played that area before?
Presenter
Yeah.
Ken Dodd
Do you find many regional differences?
Ken Dodd
There are yes, there are diff differences. For instance, you you I've always said you can tell a joke in Manchester and it won't get a laugh in London.
Presenter
And vice versa. Well, they can't hear you.
Presenter
Thank you. I I'll ask that question again. Uh do you find you have many regional differences?
Ken Dodd
Yeah.
Ken Dodd
Yes, there are a few.
Ken Dodd
Uh
Ken Dodd
For instance, uh
Ken Dodd
I would say that a West End uh audience, a London audience, are uh they find humour in the comedy of manners, topicalities, name dropping and things like that. Rural areas would find their humour in basic things, you know, things which touch them, like living and dying and, you know, um
Ken Dodd
Planting things and uh Lancashire, for instance, Lancashire humour is
Presenter
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Ken Dodd
A little bit aggressive. Yorkshire humour is very, very friendly. They like, you know.
Ken Dodd
Softy comedians. Uh Scots people well, Glasgow anyway, they like the American style wisecracker.
Ken Dodd
These are only my own personal opinions uh and certain other areas like picture gags, you know, jokes which put a picture in your mind.
Ken Dodd
whereas other places like Gags, which are plays, are words.
Presenter
Hm. This is very interesting. So you change your act for every area in accordance with what you've got.
Ken Dodd
Yeah, important.
Ken Dodd
Registered from last time.
Presenter
Right.
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
Uh
Ken Dodd
I different show every night, sometimes not intentionally.
Ken Dodd
Have you any one outstanding ambition, Ken?
Ken Dodd
I just like to try and get to the top of my profession.
Ken Dodd
I'd like to.
Ken Dodd
Keep getting the laughs of a gambling.
Presenter
For as long as I can.
Ken Dodd
As long as I can.
Presenter
One question, one rather personal question. These splendid dentures that are your trademark, they are indeed your own. Um.
Presenter
Just give me a hand a moment, will you? Yes, all right, yes, there you go. I won't ask that question again.
Presenter
Bad.
Presenter asks
What was your first professional engagement?
My very first professional engagement, I signed a huge contract. Must have been about seven pages in it, all on coloured paper and all with wonderful clauses, you know, that I mustn't appear within three hundred miles of this theatre. Ever again. And I've appeared at the Theatre Royal and Opera House, Stockport.
Presenter asks
You've talked about the difficulty of getting material. Where do you get it from?
I create a lot of it myself and I have the assistance of a writer. And we try to keep it all original and we don't do any old gags. Not that there's anything wrong with old gags, a gag is as good as the number of laughs it gets.
Presenter asks
Can you take the business of getting laughs very seriously? I believe the reaction to every gag in every show is registered.
We have a, you know, big sort of chart and we write a keyword down for each gag and then a little comment alongside it as to how it went that particular performance from VG to dead flop. So, this way you can gradually build up a performance of sure fire stuff.
“My favourite comedian is my father. He makes me howl, makes me laugh and I get a lot of material from him.”
“I used to do backyard concerts, you know, we used to charge two cigarette cards for admission.”
“I don't know about the music hall expiring. I think I always think it was assassinated, but that's another programme.”
“I just like to try and get to the top of my profession. Keep getting the laughs for as long as I can.”