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Desert Island Discs
Presented by Michael Parkinson
Distinguished character actor for TV's Pennies from Heaven and films The Long Good Friday and Mona Lisa.
Eight records
Cliff Edwards and The Hall Johnson Choir
It was like when I first heard this, it was a real lesson in cool. I thought, well, that crow is the coolest thing I'd ever seen in my life. It was wonderful.
At school the only person I ever really respected was a teacher called mister Jones. … he said to me, Listen, why do you make everybody think that you're such a bad penny? And at the time Bear Penny Blues was playing, and I've never forgotten it.
Ray Charles actually linked Pop and jazz for me. And the first time I ever heard this, it just sent shivers up my spine that I thought of are still going today.
The first time I ever saw Mick Jagger on television I couldn't believe it. … And Onki Tonk Women was just bore. That was a real expression.
Bavarian Radio Symphony Orchestra, Bernard Haitink
Jonathan introduced me to this. … he said, This is extraordinary, listen to this … It is one of the most extraordinary operas I've ever ever heard in my life.
I love it. It's a wonderful song. John Lennon was like a friend. … the first time that I'd ever felt grief for someone I didn't know. But every time I hear this, it just breaks me up.
Not so long ago I I met Annie Ross. She's been one of my idols ever since I got interested in real jazz.
Adagio for StringsFavourite
Academy of St Martin in the Fields, conducted by Sir Neville Marriner
To me this is the most religious music I've ever heard. … when I heard this piece of music, I dunno, it made me think, Well, you never know.
The keepsakes
The book
Joseph Heller
After that long, I was funny, I was saying catch twenty-two, that's what I'd like.
The luxury
I've really got fascinated with looking at the moon. It's extraordinary. I can think of no better pastime.
In conversation
Presenter asks
What constitutes happiness for you?
Well, two things I think. If you have a good job and you're happy in your work, most people are very happy to have a career. or if you have like a happy marriage. Like, they're very happy to have a happy marriage. That's just an element that makes their life worthwhile. I've got both. Yeah, which is extraordinary.
Presenter asks
It's not a sexy movie star image, is it?
Well, whatever descriptions they make, I'm a short, fat, middle aged man with a broken nose and a bald head. That's me. So it's not really Sean Connery, is it, is it?
The recording
Timestamps play the recording from that turn
Speaker 1
Hello, I'm Kirsty Young, and this is a podcast from the Desert Island Discs archive. For rights reasons, we've had to shorten the music.
Speaker 1
The programme was originally broadcast in nineteen eighty eight, and the presenter was Sue Lawley.
Presenter
My castaway this week is an actor and by his own confession a happy man. His happiness has been achieved by a curious route. After a career including stints as a steeplejack, a filing clerk and a circus fire eater, he established himself as a distinguished character actor on television in Pennies from Heaven and on film in The Long Good Friday and Mona Lisa. Since then he's developed even further and he's now one of the hottest properties not only here but in the States too. He is Bob Hoskins. To say you're a happy man, Bob, is a large claim. What what constitutes happiness for you?
Bob Hoskins
Well, two things I think. If you have a good job and you're happy in your work, most people are very happy to have a career.
Bob Hoskins
or if you have like a happy marriage.
Bob Hoskins
Like, they're very happy to have a happy marriage. That's just an element that makes their life worthwhile. I've got both.
Bob Hoskins
Yeah, which is extraordinary.
Presenter
Are you surprised by your success?
Bob Hoskins
It's not something that you can't live in a constant state of surprise, but.
Bob Hoskins
Every now and again.
Bob Hoskins
You sort of think to yourself, Hang on hang on, hang on a minute, walk the wall.
Bob Hoskins
Hang on, there's a limousine outside and there's sort of a
Bob Hoskins
I'm going to meet now, you know well it's like appearing on this.
Bob Hoskins
This is how it solved.
Bob Hoskins
Desert Island Disc I used to listen to this as a kid with Voi Plamley.
Bob Hoskins
And our goddess Posh
Presenter
You don't exactly fulfil the image of a movie star. I think you've I've read you've described yourself as um five foot six and cubic, and somebody else has said, and I don't think you've disputed it, that um you've got a face like a damaged potato. I'm not sure that's true, actually looking at you across the table today, but it's the sort of thing they say. It's not kind of sexy movie star image, is it?
Bob Hoskins
First.
Bob Hoskins
Well, whatever descriptions they make, I'm a short, fat, middle aged man with a broken nose and a bald head. That's me.
Bob Hoskins
So it's not really Sean Connery, is it, is it?
Presenter
Are you therefore even more surprised that you've made it as a as a movie star?
Bob Hoskins
I'm like absolutely amazed.
Presenter
Tell me how you're facing up to being a castaway on our desert island, this famous desert island.
Bob Hoskins
I would hate it.
Bob Hoskins
I would absolutely hate it. I I can't stand it without people.
Bob Hoskins
I I d I you know, I get so lonely.
Bob Hoskins
without people.
Presenter
Is the music gonna help at all?
Bob Hoskins
Oh yeah, well the music will probably make me ten times more sentimental and it just you know.
Presenter
Let's hear the first record, shall we?
Bob Hoskins
Yes.
Bob Hoskins
It's when I see an elephant fly.
Bob Hoskins
The Crows Song from Dambo.
Bob Hoskins
It was like when I first heard this, it was a real lesson in cool. I thought, well, that crow is the coolest thing I'd ever seen in my life. It was wonderful.
Speaker 4
I seen a peanut stand and heard a rubber bang. I seen a needle that wigged its out.
Speaker 4
But I beat unseen about everything when I see a elephant fly. What'd you say, boy? I said when I see a elephant fly.
Speaker 4
I seen the front door swing, heard a diamond ring. I see the polka dot railroad time, but I've been seen by everything when I see a elephant.
Presenter
When I See an Elephant Fly, the crow's song from Walt Disney's Dumbo. Is it true, Bob Hoskins, that when you were born your parents took one look at you and said, That's enough, so you were an only child?
Bob Hoskins
No, no, it's not true at all. I was a very pretty baby. I won a baby contest. I was I was quite a pretty this this face is the result of having too much mouth and not enough to back it up with, you know, but uh
Presenter
What about the one about you getting lost and your aunt um saying to your mother, who thought you'd been kidnapped, with his looks they'll soon bring him back?
Bob Hoskins
You know, it was going about my looks. I say I was very pretty then, right? That was.
Bob Hoskins
I did get lost and and my mum got very upset and my auntie said uh
Bob Hoskins
She said some one's taken him said well, if they have, they'll soon bring him back again.
Bob Hoskins
I was a bit of an anthel as a kid, I think.
Presenter
The best tale about you, though, has to be the one about how you fell into acting.
Bob Hoskins
Well, what happened? I I
Bob Hoskins
A mate of mine was auditioning at Unity Theatre for the Featherpluckers.
Bob Hoskins
And I went along with him.
Bob Hoskins
And they said, right, you're next.
Bob Hoskins
And I went up and read the part and got the lead.
Presenter
The story is you were drunk at the time.
Bob Hoskins
Oh, yeah, it was pretty pretty far gone. I I said it was just my mate who was supposed to audition.
Bob Hoskins
And um
Bob Hoskins
I got the lead in the play and the first night an agent came to see it, Sarah Randle.
Bob Hoskins
And she said, Listen, you've got to take this up professionally. I said, Well, get us a job and I will. And she did, and that was I've never been out of work since.
Presenter
That was twenty years ago.
Bob Hoskins
Twenty years ago, yeah?
Presenter
Never out of works in.
Bob Hoskins
No.
Presenter
That's called talent, isn't it?
Bob Hoskins
I think it's just called sort of perseverance.
Presenter
It's a dollar for luck, isn't it?
Bob Hoskins
Yeah.
Presenter
Let's not skim over the childhood, because are you a genuine cockney?
Bob Hoskins
Now I was born in Scilly, Suffolk.
Bob Hoskins
I was born in Bury St Edmunds.
Presenter
Where's the accent come from?
Bob Hoskins
Well, I was only I was only embarrassing Edmund for two weeks.
Bob Hoskins
I was all brought up in Finsbury Park.
Bob Hoskins
You know, so from two weeks old.
Bob Hoskins
And
Presenter
And and your parents spoke with this this accent as well?
Bob Hoskins
No. No, I didn't they're quite sort of
Bob Hoskins
Normal accent they've got.
Presenter
So where did you get it from?
Bob Hoskins
Off the strait, I suppose?
Presenter
It was a tough childhood, was it?
Bob Hoskins
No, not really. No, it was um
Bob Hoskins
I had a very happy time I hated school.
Bob Hoskins
I loathe school.
Bob Hoskins
But it was sort of uh
Bob Hoskins
I don't know. I j I like I was very happy at home with my mum and dad and sort of
Bob Hoskins
Okay, it was tough. There was all the fights and stuff like that and there was quite a few tough characters around.
Bob Hoskins
But uh I couldn't say that I was particularly tough.
Presenter
But you are a jack the lad.
Bob Hoskins
That was just saucy.
Bob Hoskins
Yeah.
Presenter
Let's have a second record.
Bob Hoskins
But a second record
Bob Hoskins
Is Bad Penny Blues by Humphrey Lyttelton
Bob Hoskins
I picked this record because it's uh
Bob Hoskins
At school the only person I ever really respected was a teacher called mister Jones.
Bob Hoskins
I still see him now. We have have a drink every now and again at at a pub in over Muswell Hill.
Bob Hoskins
But once he t he said to me, Listen, why do you make everybody think that you're such a bad penny?
Bob Hoskins
And at the time Bear Penny Blues was playing, and I've never forgotten it.
Presenter
Bad Penny Blues by the Humphrey Lyttelton band. Bob, we were talking about your accent. Do you ever worry about being stereotyped as the kind of cockney gangster?
Bob Hoskins
No, I've played all kinds of things.
Bob Hoskins
Uh no you'll
Bob Hoskins
Irish?
Bob Hoskins
Cotton cloth?
Presenter
Uh
Bob Hoskins
Uh sweet liberty.
Presenter
Yeah.
Bob Hoskins
No you're Jewish?
Presenter
Now there's another very good story, is this one apocryphal, about the director, the American director, Francis Ford Coppola, bringing you up.
Bob Hoskins
Yeah, oh, well, it was my that was my fault really, because I
Bob Hoskins
He sent me the script for uh the Cotton Club and I'd I'd been sent a lot of scripts before from America and they never come up.
Bob Hoskins
And um
Bob Hoskins
I said, Yeah, if he I believe it, if he phones me up and asks me, you know.
Bob Hoskins
Fine.
Bob Hoskins
Well, I you know, I forgot about it.
Bob Hoskins
And then I ju we just got the kids to sleep.
Bob Hoskins
And it was uh about half past twelve at night.
Bob Hoskins
And the phone went.
Bob Hoskins
And I picks up the phone.
Bob Hoskins
and said, Hello, this is Francis Copla.
Bob Hoskins
I said, yeah, this is Em really April and you've just woken my kids up. Thanks a lot and put the phone down, you know.
Bob Hoskins
Hey, Bob, listen, it's me. You're going to talk to me or what?
Bob Hoskins
Yeah, and uh
Bob Hoskins
I said, Oh, right He said, Oh, hello, how are you? It's yeah, it is you, is it yeah?
Bob Hoskins
He said, we start on Monday.
Bob Hoskins
He said, I want you here on Monday morning. Francis, this is Friday night.
Bob Hoskins
What are you talking about? You know, you want me there for rehearsals on Monday?
Bob Hoskins
He says, yeah, so like that was it.
Bob Hoskins
I've always liked jazz and I've always liked rock, I've well I've always liked most music, but this one
Bob Hoskins
Ray Charles actually linked Pop
Bob Hoskins
And jazz for me.
Bob Hoskins
And the first time I ever heard this, it
Bob Hoskins
It just sent shivers up my spine that I thought of are still going today, and that's What I Say by Ray Charles.
Speaker 4
When you see me in misery
Speaker 4
Come on then and see what be done.
Speaker 4
Hey, hey
Speaker 4
Alright
Speaker 4
See the girl with the rectess song
Speaker 4
She can do the ball that all night long, yeah
Speaker 4
What I say
Presenter
Alright.
Presenter
Ray Charles and what I say. Let's talk about your acting. Um we were saying earlier, or I was saying earlier, that you've got a large dollop of natural talent, because you never had any formal training, did you?
Bob Hoskins
No, no.
Bob Hoskins
Right in the beginning so someone said you you gotta have allocation lessons.
Bob Hoskins
and um learn to walk and learn to talk and
Bob Hoskins
act and all the rest of it and
Bob Hoskins
I suddenly realized that I was going to learn to talk like I don't.
Bob Hoskins
Belach I'm not.
Bob Hoskins
I sort of uh
Bob Hoskins
seem like somebody else. So, uh I didn't take any tr drama school train. I just
Bob Hoskins
If I'm going to present something with the kind of
Bob Hoskins
reality that I I would hope to do.
Bob Hoskins
I'm going to have to cling on to some sort of reality in myself.
Presenter
You've acted with Gilgood, haven't you? John Gilgood. I think he he gave you some Tips about comic timing
Bob Hoskins
I had this line that, um
Bob Hoskins
Which
Bob Hoskins
I can't even remember what it was. It was a line and I was getting a laugh, but it wasn't as good as I thought it could be.
Bob Hoskins
And I asked him, you know, what do I do with this line? He said, well, when you come to the line, step back two paces, count two and then say it.
Bob Hoskins
Oh, you've got me joking, did you know no do it
Bob Hoskins
So anyway, we came to London and he was sitting up on this box, you know, stuck up on this box for about twenty minutes.
Bob Hoskins
And I came to the line and he shouted, Just step back two paces and count two. I thought you'd blown it. I stepped back two paces, counted two, said the line, and got a round.
Bob Hoskins
And I can't believe it. And every night.
Bob Hoskins
I used to step back two paces, count two, say the line, and get a round.
Presenter
But it was mechanical, you didn't understand.
Bob Hoskins
No, and I've every single performance I've done ever since, at one point, and I'll always step back two paces, count two, and I've got nothing.
Bob Hoskins
Absolutely nothing.
Presenter
Do you take apart and and read it and think about it and try to live it and and and be it? I mean, you teach yourself.
Presenter
think yourself into it. I mean, is that how you do it, or is it cleverer than that, or more devious than that?
Bob Hoskins
Well it it's a bit of that. I can't explain it. Before I was
Bob Hoskins
I had a known face.
Bob Hoskins
I could usually take the characters I was playing out on the street and try them out on the I even tried Richard the Third out on the street.
Bob Hoskins
Yeah.
Bob Hoskins
Went out to the paper shop and in the pub. Now I can't do it anymore.
Bob Hoskins
You find a
Bob Hoskins
A normality.
Bob Hoskins
in that person which is not.
Bob Hoskins
A normality has got anything to do with you.
Bob Hoskins
It's it of every single character that you play is you go through a very different pro well, I do anyway.
Presenter
'Cause it it's like Arthur Parker in Pennies from Heaven, which was your first big television break, wasn't it? I mean, he was a wonderful character to climb into, presumably.
Bob Hoskins
Oh, very powerful, Karen.
Presenter
Was he?
Bob Hoskins
Incredibly painful character, yeah. Very painful.
Bob Hoskins
Um
Bob Hoskins
Fortunately for me, I just had a nervous breakdown before I played.
Bob Hoskins
If I hadn't, I'd have had a nervous breakdown after playing after.
Bob Hoskins
Why is it like
Bob Hoskins
To understand the grief.
Bob Hoskins
Of a man like that, the grief of a lost life, the grief of an unfulfilled.
Bob Hoskins
To dream the grief of frustration
Bob Hoskins
to realize that
Bob Hoskins
You know, there is no way that this man is going to fulfil.
Bob Hoskins
The spa
Bob Hoskins
It's just it's very painful.
Presenter
Let's have your fourth record.
Bob Hoskins
Um yes. The first time I ever saw Mick Jagger on television
Bob Hoskins
I couldn't believe it. There was a guy, okay, with Ed Presley wig wiggling his hips, but I'd never seen anything like this.
Bob Hoskins
And
Bob Hoskins
I used to stand up in front of the mirror miming to the songs, impersonating Jagger. My mum and dad caught me a few times and thought, All right, Burke.
Bob Hoskins
But I w I never forget going to a dance hall and
Bob Hoskins
I was doing the bits that I'd done in front of the mirror, turn around, and every other fella was doing it as well. Like you've all been in front of the mirror.
Bob Hoskins
You know, and Onki Tonk Women was just bore. That was a real expression. You know, Onki Tonk Women by the Rolling Stones.
Speaker 4
Pause and shoulder.
Speaker 4
Cause I just can't seem to drink it off my mind.
Speaker 4
Oh get to it!
Speaker 4
Gila, Gilad, Gilgitzo.
Presenter
Punky-tonk Women by The Rolling Stones. Tell me about your uh friendship with Jonathan Miller, because he's had quite an influence on your life, hasn't he?
Bob Hoskins
Well, not out of my life.
Bob Hoskins
Well, joh I suddenly met him in a bar. Obviously, I was standing at a bar in New York.
Bob Hoskins
And he suddenly walked in. There was this enormous fella. He's like talking to a palm tree, you know, he's enormous.
Bob Hoskins
He sat looking down so he said, Would you like to be an Orthello?
Bob Hoskins
I said yeah, with you, yeah.
Bob Hoskins
He said that Iago.
Bob Hoskins
Fine.
Bob Hoskins
And I I never saw him again. And then then the sort of
Bob Hoskins
It came to the point of doing it.
Bob Hoskins
and The Long Good Friday came out at the same time.
Bob Hoskins
as we started rehearsals.
Bob Hoskins
And I was sort of rehearsing in the morning and then
Bob Hoskins
going and doing publicity for the Longwood Friday in the afternoon.
Bob Hoskins
and coming back in the morning and playing Iago like Harold Shand.
Bob Hoskins
And uh Jonathan said, Right, that's it.
Bob Hoskins
You are not going to read a newspaper.
Bob Hoskins
You are not going to the pub, you are not going to watch the television.
Bob Hoskins
You're going to come and live in my house.
Bob Hoskins
Until we until this is finished.
Bob Hoskins
And he's alright, like he kidnapped me basically. I said, all right, fine, okay.
Bob Hoskins
And it was wonderful it was extraordinary.
Bob Hoskins
He's he like to study a part, like
Bob Hoskins
Ialka.
Bob Hoskins
which is the most perfect study of a psychopath.
Bob Hoskins
With
Bob Hoskins
A Doctor
Bob Hoskins
Who's
Bob Hoskins
And I it it just opened realms of sort of research to me that
Bob Hoskins
I'd never even thought of.
Presenter
You were in a pretty bad state then anyway, weren't you? You as you said earlier, you'd had a nervous breakdown, not
Bob Hoskins
Well by then I'd I'd sort of Verity Bargate broke the breakdown.
Bob Hoskins
I was um going to uh Harley Street.
Bob Hoskins
I get sorted out.
Bob Hoskins
I ran in so middle of it.
Bob Hoskins
Divorce. And then I used to go to the Soho Poly and sort of talk to Verity and a few of the mates there. And she says, You're wasting all your best plots.
Bob Hoskins
You know, why don't you come in my theatre and have a break down here?
Bob Hoskins
She's what? Are you kidding?
Bob Hoskins
She said, no, no, come here, come and do it here. She said, You got anything you can do? Give us a play.
Bob Hoskins
And years ago I'd written a play, a one-man play about literally about a man having a breakdown who's l who's living his life through
Bob Hoskins
A hole in the wall.
Bob Hoskins
Called the bystand.
Bob Hoskins
So I showed it to her. She said, Yeah, let's do that.
Bob Hoskins
And, um we rehearsed it and it came to the first day.
Bob Hoskins
you know, your first lunch time I was gonna do it. I'd say first night, but this is first lunch.
Bob Hoskins
And I was terrified, I was terrified. I thought, I'm going to have a nervous breakdown in front of an audience, I've got to be crazy.
Bob Hoskins
And I was standing over Regents Park talking to the ducks.
Bob Hoskins
And I could see Verity walking towards me across the field. She was furious, and she grabbed hold of me by the scruff of the neck. She said, There's not one duck here paid for a ticket. I've got a theatre full of him in there. Get in
Bob Hoskins
And she sort of ran me back into the theater. I dressed and and did it, and and actually did it.
Bob Hoskins
And it was great. And the audience went potty.
Bob Hoskins
And I walked off the stage and it was gone.
Bob Hoskins
And there she was sitting there with a bottle of champagne, and she poured out two glasses, Well, come a sanity, kid
Bob Hoskins
And you know, so then Jonathan then Jonathan got hold of me and kidnapped me and then sort of he started talking about teasing me about psychopaths, so I was doing okay.
Presenter
So all these all these people put you back together again?
Bob Hoskins
Please
Bob Hoskins
Oh yeah.
Presenter
After a a very traumatic divorce, separation and divorce.
Bob Hoskins
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, divorce is not the nicest time for anybody.
Presenter
We shall have another record. Where have we got to? Your fifth record.
Bob Hoskins
Oh yes. No, we're talking about Jonathan, yeah. Well, um
Bob Hoskins
This is the priest chorus from Mozart's magic flute.
Bob Hoskins
Jonathan introduced me to this. I always took quite light top.
Bob Hoskins
Never didn't know anything about it, but liked it.
Bob Hoskins
And he said, This is extraordinary, listen to this and I bought myself a copy of it.
Bob Hoskins
I l and it it is it is one of the most extraordinary operas I've ever ever heard in my life.
Bob Hoskins
The magic float.
Speaker 4
Thank you so much.
Presenter
The priest's chorus from Mozart's magic flute with the chorus and orchestra of the Bayerischen Rundfunks, conducted by Bernard Heitink.
Presenter
You said, um Bob, that you're gonna hate it on this desert island, so I presume you're gonna try and es escape quite a bit.
Bob Hoskins
Oh yeah. I would have to try and escape. I would have to try and get off.
Bob Hoskins
But then again, if people came to rescue me, I w I wouldn't mind people coming and joining me if I had company, it's just being on my own.
Presenter
Are you at all practical?
Bob Hoskins
I'd say, no, I'm not a practical person at all. I'm a totally stupid person. But then again.
Bob Hoskins
I found myself under sort of pressure or the need to be practical, and found myself very practical, surprised myself, you know.
Bob Hoskins
But uh you never know, yeah.
Presenter
Tell me um now about this um box office breaking movie that's about to hit town. It's called Who Framed Roger Rabbit and everybody in it is a cartoon character except you, isn't it?
Bob Hoskins
Well not everybody, no. No, it's a mixture of reality and uh cartoon, but it's done in a way that's
Bob Hoskins
Never been done before with a like a moving camera.
Bob Hoskins
And using techniques that have never been used before. It is quite extraordinary. I I must admit, I went to see it and I forgot I was in it.
Bob Hoskins
I d I literally did. It was sort of um
Bob Hoskins
you after after about ten, twenty minutes, you forget that these things are cartoons.
Presenter
But how did you act with them? I mean presumably you've just got to go in and act to a blank wall.
Bob Hoskins
And then they put the
Presenter
And then they put the animations in after
Bob Hoskins
Yeah.
Bob Hoskins
If you've
Bob Hoskins
The the camera can see where your eyes are looking.
Bob Hoskins
And if you're if you haven't got anything in front of your eyes, your eyes open up, so it's obvious that you're not looking to something close.
Speaker 4
Hmm.
Bob Hoskins
So you have to learn to hallucinate.
Bob Hoskins
And Rosa taught me how to do it. My daughter, she was three at the time.
Bob Hoskins
And she's got all these invisible friends that she talks to. I've been accused of sitting on'em now and again and stuff like that. But after doing it for sixteen hours a day for six months, I lost control of it.
Bob Hoskins
and there were sort of weasels and rabbits and all sorts of things coming out in very weird places.
Presenter
Well you were hallucinating. Oh yeah.
Bob Hoskins
Oh yeah.
Presenter
Naturally.
Bob Hoskins
Yeah, all over the place. I couldn't stop it.
Presenter
How did you get rid of them?
Bob Hoskins
Uh Linda took me away. She took on holiday, yeah. She did right and they took me to Barbados.
Presenter
The one
Bob Hoskins
And uh rouse us all debrief me.
Presenter
They say this film is gonna be a as big a box office hit as E. T. I mean, presumably that makes you a multi-millionaire, does it?
Bob Hoskins
A multi-millionaire?
Presenter
Yeah.
Presenter
Well, a million isn't so much money these days, after all. I mean, to say somebody's a millionaire isn't to say a lot these days.
Bob Hoskins
Yes, but the point is when you consider that the film costs if it costs fifty million
Bob Hoskins
It's got to make what is it, six times its original.
Speaker 4
Hmm.
Bob Hoskins
So you're talking about three hundred million or two hundred and fifty million.
Bob Hoskins
Before anybody's or
Bob Hoskins
She's a penny and certainly not the artist. The artist is the last one to be paid.
Presenter
However, when you go down the pub these days, you're probably a damn sight richer than most of your mates in there.
Bob Hoskins
Oh, yes, oh yes, yes, oh yes, it's all it's extraordinary when you see your bank account down against it. How much?
Presenter
What do they say down the poem? I mean, do they just accept you as
Presenter
Bob Hoskins they've always known and loved, or do they think here comes the Megastar?
Bob Hoskins
Um they seem very unimpressed. I I've walked in there with a load of reviews once from America.
Presenter
Oh yeah, look at this, look, know what they're saying about me.
Bob Hoskins
Yeah, yeah, sure, Rand.
Presenter
It's your record. Which number are we on? Um number six we're on.
Bob Hoskins
Bow six, yeah, this is um Imagine by John Lennon. Simply because
Bob Hoskins
I love it. It's a wonderful song. John Lennon was like a friend. I don't know. I don't know if anybody else felt that, but I did. He was like a sort of mate on mine.
Bob Hoskins
And where are you going?
Bob Hoskins
Sort of shock. It was the first time that I'd ever felt grief.
Bob Hoskins
For someone I didn't know.
Bob Hoskins
But every time I hear this, it just breaks me out.
Speaker 4
Mad
Speaker 4
No heaven
Speaker 4
See if you try.
Speaker 4
Yeah.
Speaker 4
Better.
Speaker 4
Bubbles only sky
Speaker 4
Imagine all the people
Presenter
John Lennon, seeing, Imagine.
Presenter
On the personal front, Bob, your passions in life, as I understand, have included booze and women, but that's all behind you now. This family life is for you.
Bob Hoskins
I don't know, everybody says my passions in life include booze and women as ours is sort of
Bob Hoskins
Rev in lonery.
Bob Hoskins
My women have mostly been one at a time, you know what I mean?
Bob Hoskins
I was not very good at sort of having loads of lavas'cause I think emotionally I get very confused.
Bob Hoskins
And, uh, yeah, I like a drink. I like a drink as well as anybody else, but I've never had a dry out, so I I'm not an alcoholic or anything like that.
Presenter
But as I understand it, I mean, it was Linda, your your second wife, who brought a kind of sense of of order to your
Presenter
slightly chaotic life who sort of well made sense of it.
Bob Hoskins
What a sense.
Presenter
Damn.
Bob Hoskins
Just a centre? Yes, a home.
Bob Hoskins
Like home isn't houses and it isn't countries and it is
Bob Hoskins
The family, but to me, anyway.
Bob Hoskins
Kina.
Bob Hoskins
It's Linda's my home.
Presenter
But success can mean that you see less and less of your family. I mean, if you have to go abroad to the States or wherever to make films, you're away.
Bob Hoskins
It's getting a bit difficult now now that the kids are at school, but until now.
Bob Hoskins
I've always taken them with me, they've always gone everywhere with me.
Bob Hoskins
But uh now I'm cutting it down a lot.
Presenter
Shall we have another record?
Bob Hoskins
The seventh record is um Moanin by Lambert, Hendricks and Ross.
Bob Hoskins
Not so long ago I I met Annie Ross. She's been one of my idols ever since I got interested in real jazz.
Speaker 4
They moan and find me moaning Cause of all the trouble I see Life's a losing gamble to me Cares and woes have got me moaning
Speaker 1
Yes, Laura.
Presenter
Monin' by Lambert, Hendricks and Ross. It's quite a cool, smoochy, mellow jazz island, this, isn't it?
Bob Hoskins
Yeah. I like a bit of that.
Presenter
Can I get rid of that?
Presenter
They compare you with um with James Cagney and with with Edward G. Robinson. Are those a kind of comparisons you welcome? You like you
Bob Hoskins
Yeah.
Presenter
Okay.
Bob Hoskins
Yeah, if anybody said that about you, how would you? Well, not too much, really. I mean.
Presenter
I've seen
Bob Hoskins
If you was me, how would you feel?
Presenter
Yeah, well I you know, you may not like it.
Bob Hoskins
And well I
Presenter
I mean, it's just that people have the image of you as being this kind of
Presenter
gangster, tough guy, when in fact you're you know a writer, you can write a bit of poetry, you care, you feel, all those things. I mean you're a real person, that's all I'm trying to say.
Bob Hoskins
Oh no, no.
Speaker 1
Yeah.
Bob Hoskins
Yeah, but that's a lot of time to see.
Speaker 1
Yeah.
Bob Hoskins
That's the accent.
Bob Hoskins
It's extraordinary, being a cottony.
Bob Hoskins
A lot of people change from being a company to be something else.
Bob Hoskins
But I've I've found that actually being a cockney is a big bonus.
Bob Hoskins
Because as you get older you cease to worry about what people think of you.
Bob Hoskins
and you care more about what you think of them.
Presenter
So what what happens next when you escape from this island, which you are determined to do? Are you going back to the theatre, or back to film, or is there a hamlet waiting to get out there?
Bob Hoskins
Hamlet, now.
Presenter
Hmm.
Bob Hoskins
I don't know. I've never I've never planned anything. I've never I've never had sort of
Bob Hoskins
A planned career or a campaign of what I'm going to do. It's just, it's like I like the work so much that.
Bob Hoskins
It's just job for job for me.
Presenter
What do you think, um Robert William Hoskins of Finsbury Park?
Presenter
aged fifteen, would have thought if they'd told him he was gonna be a famous movie star.
Bob Hoskins
Uh
Bob Hoskins
I dunno, depends how you caught him.
Bob Hoskins
There's one point if he was in one of his arrogant moods, yeah, well of course.
Bob Hoskins
And uh another one who wouldn't believe you.
Presenter
But it's quite nice, and he's glad he's got there.
Bob Hoskins
Oh yes. Oh yes.
Presenter
Your last record.
Bob Hoskins
Oops.
Bob Hoskins
My last record is uh Samuel Barber's Adagio for String.
Bob Hoskins
To me this is the most religious music I've ever heard. But my mum and dad were sort of socialists and very
Bob Hoskins
They used to send me to Sunday school so they could have a free Sunday afternoon, you know what I mean? And I'd find religion like in that form rather difficult to believe. But when I heard this piece of music, I dunno, it made me think, Well, you never know.
Presenter
Samuel Barber's Adagio for Strings played by the Academy of Saint Martin in the Fields conducted by Neville Mariner.
Presenter
Well, now you have to decide, Bob. If you could only have one of those records, which one would it be?
Bob Hoskins
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Bob Hoskins
I think it would probably be the Adagio.
Bob Hoskins
I think so.
Presenter
It's very moving.
Bob Hoskins
Hm, yeah.
Presenter
And what book would you like to take? We give you the complete works of Shakespeare.
Bob Hoskins
Yeah.
Presenter
Yeah. And the Bible.
Bob Hoskins
Oh, it'd have to be something modern, wouldn't it? And something quite large, bulky.
Bob Hoskins
After that long, I was funny, I was saying catch twenty-two, that's what I'd like. That's not very bad.
Bob Hoskins
Well, it's pretty big a joke and took me a couple of weeks to read it.
Presenter
And a luxury. You can have one luxury, but it must be inanimate, it can't be of any practical use.
Bob Hoskins
A really nice telescope.
Presenter
You can have it if you promise just to look at the stars and the scenery and not to search for a ship to save you by.
Bob Hoskins
No.
Bob Hoskins
Oh no, what I'm saying is that.
Presenter
Just a start to steer you guys.
Presenter
Now you can have a telescope.
Bob Hoskins
Can I?
Presenter
Yes.
Bob Hoskins
Is I bought a telescope recently and I've really got fascinated with looking at the moon. It's extraordinary.
Presenter
I can think of no better pastime. That's that's very good. You can have that.
Bob Hoskins
Yeah.
Bob Hoskins
Oh, thank you.
Presenter
All right.
Presenter
Paul Hoskins, thank you very much for sharing your desert island discs with us. Thank you.
Bob Hoskins
Thank you.
Speaker 1
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Presenter asks
Tell me how you're facing up to being a castaway on our desert island.
I would absolutely hate it. I I can't stand it without people. I get so lonely without people.
Presenter asks
How did you fall into acting?
Well, what happened? I A mate of mine was auditioning at Unity Theatre for the Featherpluckers. And I went along with him. And they said, right, you're next. And I went up and read the part and got the lead. I was pretty far gone. I said it was just my mate who was supposed to audition. I got the lead in the play and the first night an agent came to see it, Sarah Randle. And she said, Listen, you've got to take this up professionally. I said, Well, get us a job and I will. And she did, and that was I've never been out of work since.
Presenter asks
Are you a genuine cockney?
Now I was born in Scilly, Suffolk. I was born in Bury St Edmunds. I was only I was only embarrassing Edmund for two weeks. I was all brought up in Finsbury Park. You know, so from two weeks old.
Presenter asks
Tell me about your friendship with Jonathan Miller.
I suddenly met him in a bar. Obviously, I was standing at a bar in New York. And he suddenly walked in. There was this enormous fella. He's like talking to a palm tree, you know, he's enormous. He sat looking down so he said, Would you like to be an Orthello? I said yeah, with you, yeah. He said that Iago. Fine. And I I never saw him again. And then then the sort of It came to the point of doing it. and The Long Good Friday came out at the same time. as we started rehearsals. And I was sort of rehearsing in the morning and then going and doing publicity for the Longwood Friday in the afternoon. and coming back in the morning and playing Iago like Harold Shand. And Jonathan said, Right, that's it. You are not going to read a newspaper. You are not going to the pub, you are not going to watch the television. You're going to come and live in my house. Until we until this is finished. And he's alright, like he kidnapped me basically. I said, all right, fine, okay. And it was wonderful it was extraordinary.
“I'm a short, fat, middle aged man with a broken nose and a bald head. That's me. So it's not really Sean Connery, is it, is it?”
“I would absolutely hate it. I I can't stand it without people. I get so lonely without people.”
“There's not one duck here paid for a ticket. I've got a theatre full of him in there. Get in.”
“It's extraordinary, being a cockney. … But I've found that actually being a cockney is a big bonus.”